143 Self-rescue tutorial for falling into an ice hole
Zhu Bajie secretly rolled his eyes, the master didn't look normal like this, he thought that he slept peacefully last night, and he would be normal this morning. However, it turned out that it was not normal to go to the river.
Zhu Bajie really wanted to say, 'Master is good, Master goodbye', but looking at the nervous appearance of the two junior brothers, as a senior brother, Zhu Bajie could only say: "Master, of course we are following you, even if we fall into the ice cave in the middle, it is the apprentices who fall into it first...... Master, don't ride a horse either, apprentice I have the heaviest weight, walk in the front, Liu'er follows behind the master, and Senior Brother Sha walks in the end and leads the horse......"
Zhu Bajie quickly arranged everyone's positions, and then took the lead in preparing to explore the way. When he walked to the river, he said to Ai Yue with infinite sadness: "Fairy Ai Yue, if the old pig has three longs and two shorts, you must help protect the master, the old pig is here, please...... Also, the goddess in the heart of the old pig has always been you, you are the best, please come on in the future. "Hey, hey, the last sentence is the words of fans supporting idols, right? Is it really appropriate to use it at this point in time?
Ai Yue nodded solemnly and said seriously: "You take this, if you fall into the river, crush it." This will allow you to return to my private space from a distance, and you will be safe there. ”
"So, thank you Aiyue Fairy." Zhu Bajie rarely said seriously, and then left without hesitation......
It is probably that the ice surface is very thick, and Zhu Bajie walks very heavily every step, but the ice surface is not damaged at all. Zhu Bajie stood in the middle of the river. He waved his hand and shouted, "Master, you can go, no problem!" ”
After Tang Seng listened to Zhu Bajie's words, he was happy and ready to leave, and he didn't even take the one-time return scroll handed over by Ai Yue. Ai Yue looked at her outstretched hand that was being ignored and frowned...... Egger on the side almost rushed up and killed Tang Seng - it was really a great crime to dare to treat his own majesty's kindness like this!
Ai Yue took her hand back, thought for a moment, and then planned to put the scroll away. At this time. Six ears leaned in. He smiled and said, "Master, he usually respects Fairy Ai Yue the most, so today is just an accident...... Master doesn't look normal since last night......"
Ai Yue nodded seriously to indicate that she understood, but her expression was faint. She has always been cautious and loves to hold grudges. But what...... Do you want to come out?
Of course. She's a demon king, not some kind of messy righteous person (who says she's going to be a savior?). So. Of course, she can express her true mentality - unhappy is unhappy, and strength is so willful.
Although Ai Yue's expression was faint, she also clearly expressed her displeasure. Liu'er looked at Ai Yue a little embarrassed, not knowing what to do......
Monk Sha is an honest man, since he identified Ai Yue as the future food and clothing parents, he is firmly standing behind Ai Yue Fairy, seeing that Ai Yue is unhappy, the honest man Sha Monk remembered a Bodhisattva in his heart. Then, for the first time, he said: "Master Ye has gone away, we still fly over, it is not good to save not being able to catch up with Master and be blamed." ”
The words are good words, but at this time, it sounds, and some other meanings can still be heard, Liu'er is a smart monkey, and when his eyes turn, he can hear that something is wrong, he thought about it and agreed: "The second senior brother is right, we have to fly over for a long time." ”
Ai Yue's face turned pale again, and when she heard the two of them say this, she said lightly: "Aige, we also use flying spells." ”
Egger respectfully agreed, and the five of them quickly reached the other side of the river with a flying spell, and the speed of flying was more than one or two times faster than walking, so in the blink of an eye, the five of them arrived on the other side of the river, but even Zhu Bajie, who set off first, had not yet come......
The five of them waited for a while, and found that the two had not yet come, and just as the six ears were about to go and have a look, they heard a 'plop' sound, and then there was no follow-up......
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, everyone doesn't know what to do for a while. Ai Yue said first: "It was Jiang Liu'er who fell, if it was Bajie, it must have arrived in my private space." At the moment, there is no one in the private space. ”
“…… In vain Master believes in the Bodhisattva like that, and the Bodhisattva actually does this...... Yes, in order to let the master experience hardships on the road, the Bodhisattva has always been deliberate ......" Liu'er was angry, his innate supernatural power was to listen, and he knew much more inside information than ordinary people, and at this moment he became angry, and he was out of proportion when he spoke, so frightened that the sand monk on the side hurriedly covered his mouth, for fear that he would say something again. You know, those who are not strict in their mouths but have good ears do not live long......
Liu'er also came back to his senses and broke out in a cold sweat, but fortunately he hadn't said anything undesirable...... You know, ninety-nine-eighty-one is difficult or something, he knows but can't say it...... Forget it, for the sake of his own life and the position of that ethereal Arhat, he will endure and endure......
Speaking of ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, if they haven't made it up to the west sky, then what will happen? Liu'er shook his head and decided not to waste his brain cells thinking about this boring question, anyway, he didn't have the name of an Arhat, and he could cultivate well in the private space of Ai Yue Fairy, where is not a mixed future? Aiyue Fairy is better here.
After a little delay in going back and forth, Tang Seng fell for almost a few minutes, Zhu Bajie ran over in a hurry, and after seeing the calm five people, his brain couldn't turn around: "Did my old pig go to the wrong place?" Why are everyone's expressions so calm? I was addicted to gambling just now, but I fell into the icy river, maybe I have sunk to the bottom now! ”
"In that case, Senior Brother. You're the closest, why don't you come up and save Master? Six ears said articulately.
Zhu Bajie smiled innocently (this expression was not suitable for him at all), and said: "This is not when the master fell, a red light flashed, and I looked at it as a monster, so I came to discuss with everyone how to save people...... If the Bodhisattva's intentions are to make the master suffer a little, we can't stop it, can we......"
Zhu Bajie's ears are so big, of course they are not decorations, he heard it very clearly just now, what is it, the master actually rejected the kindness of the true goddess in his mind, it is simply ...... Ahem, well, he can't retaliate directly, so it's always okay, right? Anyway, the Bodhisattva also wants to make the master suffer a little......
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When Tang Seng came back to his senses, he found that he was sinking. He was completely soaked in water, although the temperature of the water was cold, but the miraculous thing was that he seemed to be in a blister, he could breathe, and the clothes on his body were not wet.
Although his body is healthy, he has not suffered and has been well taken care of along the way. This kind of cold made him feel uncomfortable.
At this moment, his mind was also clear, thinking of what he said, he really wished that he had never said it, but it was too late, he had said what he should have said and what he shouldn't have said, and now it was too late to regret it.
What should I do? Tang Seng remembered his behavior from last night to just now, and he couldn't wait to find something to grind his teeth, of course, it was best to grind his teeth with the culprit who harmed him. However, the person who harmed him should be ...... Bodhisattva? Hey, I didn't expect the Bodhisattva of the Western Elysium to be like this, which really disappointed him.
It wasn't out of his intention to wave his hand to reject Fairy Ai Yue's kindness...... Hey, I'm afraid Aiyue Fairy is annoyed with him now, right? I deserve it, so why ...... Hey, that's it, I'll die here this time......
Tang Seng has already regarded the matter of learning scriptures as a task, what is a task? Tasks are that you have to do things that have nothing to do with your preferences, and once something is put on the word task, then there is less initiative. Tang Seng originally embarked on the road of learning scriptures with enthusiasm, but there was no problem along the way, in order to let him go through all kinds of tribulations, the Bodhisattva was so outrageous that he used the lives of the people along the way to increase his tribulations, which is really ...... Wouldn't it be better for him to give up?
Just when Tang Seng was getting up to write, he suddenly saw a ray of light, which was not very dazzling, but very warm...... Tang Seng couldn't help but look over, and then he saw a small fish appear in front of him, this fish was golden, and the golden scales carried a bright light that was not found at the bottom of the river......
"Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu, are you a dragon?" Tang Seng said eagerly. Well, the stalk that the golden carp can become a dragon by jumping over the dragon gate is still made up by Ai Yue herself, of course, this is also part of the truth, so Ai Yue only slightly polished part of the fairy tale on the basis of the facts. Obviously, the fairy tale is still very down-to-earth, and it was widely accepted by the people of the Tang Dynasty, and Tang Seng inevitably recognized this setting in his heart.
Why do you say that Tang Seng, who was still disheartened just now and wanted to ask for death, suddenly didn't want to die and wanted to live? This question is easy to answer, and the answer is - ants are still secretly alive and kissing, who wants to die if they can live? Although Tang Seng is a very cultivated and well-educated monk, but the monk is also a human being, isn't it wrong for people to want to live?
The golden little fish flicked his tail and said arrogantly: "Lord Ai Yue still likes you, so let me take you out, you have to be honest after you go out, you know?" (To be continued......)