Chapter 192: A false alarm
Gently walked to the side and broke off a thin branch, took out the knife he carried to flatten the twigs, divided it in half, and made a pair of long chopsticks, Shi Lei took this pair of temporary chopsticks, and slowly walked to a stone that stopped on the road just now.
After adjusting the flashlight to the mode of the purple light, Shi Lei slowly lifted the stone blocking the road, and successfully found the little guy who had just heard the movement hidden underneath.
Under the purple light, this big scorpion with a scorpion tail spine looks very clear, which makes it try to make itself look terrifying, it is telling the other party with its own movements, I have a weapon, I am very powerful.
However, Shi Lei still picked it up lightly with the pair of chopsticks in his hand and put it in the canned bottle that he was ready to use to Sheng Zhiqi. Although it stung a few times at the branch that attacked it in the process of being clamped, it still couldn't change the dilemma it was trapped in, WWW.UUXS.CC and after entering the canned bottle, the smooth walls of the bottle made it have nowhere to focus, and it was not afraid of crawling out of it.
Looking at it from here, it's really not small, it's a palm's length, but I don't know how it tastes when fried. Its long scorpion tail is very satisfying to Shi Lei, the most fragrant part of a scorpion is the scorpion tail, especially the venom gland at the back, after it is fried, it is a small oil egg, and it will taste very fragrant. Just like grasshopper legs, they are Shi Lei's favorite part to eat.
In fact, animal food has such a rule regardless of body size, that is, the more active parts, the more delicious they tend to taste.
For example, the most fragrant part of the pig's body is its pig tail that always shakes non-stop, as well as its shell cheek meat, that is, its masseter muscles, a 200-pound fat pig can only have a half-catty eight-tael shell cheek meat, which is generally kept by those who kill pigs or rectify pig's head meat. And the same is true for duck neck meat or something.
The rest of the time, Shi Lei is responsible for helping everyone explore the way, and at the same time he is trying to find these cute foods in his eyes, as for finding the monkey and the father, he must not be able to miss that bite, Shi Lei is not as fond of the monkey as he is about the fried scorpion.
When Shi Lei finally collected the small half-canned bottles, and he couldn't recognize the scorpion, everyone found that the monkey was almost there, and he grabbed the fruit that was still shouting to continue to find, and the time was not early. Everyone went home with their own harvest for the night.
Shi Lei's results can be regarded as rich, there are more than ten scorpions in this small half bottle, it looks like they should all be of the same variety, and the size is definitely not small, and if he continues to catch it, Shi Lei is afraid that the scorpion on the top may crawl out if he is not paying attention.
And these are enough for him to satisfy his cravings, and he can't catch this thing more, for fear of affecting the ecological balance here, and besides, he can't eat too much of this thing at once, and it may get angry. Especially when Shi Lei's qi and blood are so abundant now, it is possible to make up for it at one time and spray nosebleeds directly.
After taking good care of the scorpions and monkeys harvested at night to ensure that they do not run away, the family went back to the house to rest. And the first thing after Shi Lei went back. It's that Laura asks her to take a good shower.
For things like scorpions, the ladies were somewhat scared, although Shi Lei was clamped with a wooden stick and did not touch it with his hands. But Laura still felt a little cautious.
After a good night's rest, the family fully recovered from yesterday's activities, at noon. Everyone unceremoniously brought all the results of Shi Lei's last night to the table, and the scorpions still maintained the posture of opening their teeth and dancing claws, it seemed that they had fought before entering the pot, and this will be out of the pot, and it will become a mighty and unyielding appearance.
It's just that Shi Lei didn't give them more opportunities to show, the first one picked up the largest scorpion with chopsticks, and bit off the entire tail of the scorpion in one bite, chewing it very happily.
The mother glared at Shi Lei unconsciously, and then very thoughtfully took a scorpion and put it on Laura's plate. Laura looked at the scorpion in front of her with a tangled expression, and couldn't get her mouth out for a long time.
"Don't be afraid, bite off the tail first like me, you must chew the scorpion tail needle first, so as to save it from hurting your tongue, but this is also the most fragrant part of the whole scorpion, and then bite the head and two big pincers, and finally eat the back half of the scorpion's body."
Shi Lei, who couldn't wait to eat the largest scorpion, was eating the second scorpion while seriously explaining to Laura how to eat it.
"This one is very fragrant, even more fragrant than fried monkeys, and I like to eat this one the most. When I was a child, I used to go to the surrounding mountains to catch scorpions and fry them, and our specialty whole scorpion, the kind with eight claws and two chelae, was stung by a scorpion for this.
It was a wild scorpion that was poisonous, and I had a big bag in my hand, and I was horrified to hear that a child had been stung to death, but I was sure to be fine, or you wouldn't have seen me now. Shi Lei made a small joke in the end, but the effect, not only did it not make Laura laugh, but it made her even more nervous.
However, Laura finally made up her mind to bite the scorpion tail off, and after a few chews, she relaxed, and it seemed that it tasted really good, and Laura's foodie nature was resurrected again, and she successfully defeated her fear.
After that, there was no need for Shi Lei to continue his lame persuasion, and Laura took the initiative to start eating the second one.
It seems that Shi Lei is still not suitable for comforting people with words, or his actual actions are easier to impress Laura, I have to say that it is really important for a man to have a good figure.
It wasn't long after the lunch break, and Guoguo ran out of the outside in a hurry, dragging Shi Lei, who was still lazily leaning on the sofa, and walked out.
"Uncle, come with me, there's something big going on outside. There's something out there that I don't recognize. Guoguo tried to drag Shi Lei while talking about his big discovery.
"Huh? Something you don't recognize? What are you doing out there? Shi Lei was a little confused by the second monk, so he was pulled out of the door by Guoguo in such an ignorance.
"Look, the furballs and the dogs are all around that guy." Guoguo pointed to the lawn, where Hairball and Wangcai were surrounding an unidentified creature.
Seeing this creature, Shi Lei suddenly felt his scalp tingle. Looking at its black fur and white racing-like stripes, it is clearly a terrifying American skunk.
It's the guy whose tricks are similar to that of a weasel, but smelly more than a weasel. If you let its stinky smell get it, no one can get close to people for a week, and the stench can definitely make people stink alive, and its stench will also make the attacked temporarily blind, which is very terrible.
And this terrifying little guy is baring his teeth, constantly screaming threateningly at the furballs around him, and its ultimate weapon, the terrifying stinky gland, is already in a state of first-level combat readiness, and its big tail raised high is a signal. This little guy is pointing his ass at the most threatening hairball, and the threat is very strong.
Shi Lei was really scared of this situation, if this is not handled well, the lawn in front of the door will not be able to pass, the main house has no other side doors, and if everyone passes by such a place every day, it is really an unbearable disaster.
Looking at this situation, it must be a hairball that has always been very curious, and he is pulling people with his paws again. It's definitely fun, but in Skunk's eyes, it's a deadly threat, and the other dogs are just coming to help. It's Wangcai, the second goods, who are always very positive about these things, and are typical of the Lord who is not afraid of big things.
Just when Shi Lei was still thinking about how to solve the situation peacefully, the two goods were about to rush forward. scared Shi Lei, his liver was about to tremble.
said that it was too late and that was fast, Bai Xue, who has always been really arrogant, seemed to be very uninterested in this stinky thing. I couldn't stand Wangcai's behavior, and when I saw that Wangcai wanted to make a move, Bai Xue ran directly at the second goods, and then slapped a paw on Wangcai's big dog face.
Secretly, Shi Lei's heart is still a little dark at this moment, yes, you are a second goods, and you almost killed everyone.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Shi Lei hurriedly ran up and called Wangcai and them back, and scolded the hairball who was still looking at the skunk curiously, and the hairball looked at Shi Lei with a little grievance, and then reluctantly drooped his head and ran away.
The skunk, who had been unlucky this time, saw that the road around it had been let go, and then slowly calmed down, relaxed its big threatening tail a little, and roared triumphantly in the direction of the furballs, and then the skunk took small steps, as if defeating the enemy, and ran away triumphantly with its head held high.
Shi Lei breathed a sigh of relief, wiped a handful of cold sweat on his head, and finally sent away this unprovoked plague god, it was not easy. turned around, and Shi Lei began to count the hairballs angrily.
"Say, did you do it, you said you provoked someone bad, you went to play skunk, you almost played everyone to death, do you know?" Shi Lei nagged at the hairball, and the hairball could only whisper "woo" aggrievedly, and looked up at Shi Lei from time to time, wanting to see Shi Lei's face, and his face was clearly a little curious.
"You still know the grievances, do you know how stinky that thing is, if you are really sprayed by it, you will have to stink for more than a week even if you take a shower every day, and if you are sprayed, your eyes will be temporarily blind, do you understand? And within 800 meters, you can smell the stench that makes people want to vomit, and you can't live in the house.
In the future, if you keep me away from the skunk, if you don't make people angry, they won't pay attention to you at all. There are also a few of you, stay away from this thing in the future, especially you, Wangcai, you second goods, you almost killed everyone, Bai Xue smoked you, you deserve it. Shi Lei couldn't help but complain to several other pets.
"Oh, that's a great skunk, it's good that it didn't spray stinking liquid just now, I've seen it in the animal world, it's really stinky. Furball, you guys, really don't mess with it anymore. Since pulling Shi Lei out, Guoguo, who has been standing next to him obediently, has also spoken at this time.
"Uncle, look, they all know that the hairballs are wrong, so don't scold them anymore." Guoguo saw the aggrieved appearance of the hairballs, and began to plead for them in turn.
"Okay, for Guoguo's sake, I won't scold you, pay attention to yourself in the future." After Shi Lei finished speaking, he took Guoguo back to the main room, and the pets who were rescued from Shi Lei's nagging shouted and ran out happily to continue to go crazy. (To be continued......) R1292