Chapter 289: The Mushroom Man and the Angry Big Stupid Cow

"Don't jump yet, who can speak human words! Tell me, what's wrong with my master? "Cao Jun was so popular with this group of mushrooms that were bouncing around like me that they not only made noise but were always restless like a group of people with ADHD.

"Wow! Duduff! ”

"Dudaf!"

"Husband!" There seems to be a strict hierarchy in a group of mushroom people, and only when the leader mushroom man speaks, the mushroom behind him will echo it and say the rest.

"Candle, do you understand?" Cao Jun had no choice but to stuff the corners of the quilt for his grandfather, and then sat on a stool with me to study the group of enlarged mushrooms on the ground.

"I don't understand, but I can play dumb riddles."

"Playing a pantomime?"

"That's right, haven't you played, the children in the village don't take me to play games, one by one guess."

"Candles, are they not playing with you or do you have to see the spirits with your eyes, you don't have to guess at all to know the answer?"

"Pretty much, that's what it means, anyway." I smiled awkwardly, it turned out that Cao Jun knew the reason why the children in the village didn't play this game with me, but now the question is how to make the other party know what we mean?

"That...... The old man lying on the bed, what do you call him? "I'm still thinking about how to compare with them, and Cao Jun has already tried to communicate with the mushroom people.

"Wow!"

"Ahh

"Ahh After the mushroom man in the lead finished speaking, the mushroom man behind him was another wave of imitation echoes, although it was neat but it sounded very awkward, and he always felt that the house was very big. But at least I know that grandpa is called wow.

"Then why did he get hurt?" Cao Jun tried to use gestures to compare the appearance of sleeping unconscious.

"Wow! Duduff! ”

"Dudaf!"

"Husband!" It's back to the starting point, and I've been comparing for a long time.

"Candles, for you." Cao Jun was defeated and let me go. I looked at them, and all that came to mind was the wildlings.

"Wow! Duduff! I said this with them, and maybe I would be able to blend in with them, but the mushroom man suddenly became alert to me and pointed his head at me.

"What are they going to do? Don't you like others to learn from them? Cao Jun looked at the group of mushrooms on the opposite side in surprise, and the top of his head was facing us, as if he was going to attack at any time.

"Don't you think they're bending down and bowing to thank us?" We can't admit that we were killed because we said the wrong thing, and they took us for enemies.

"It seems to be the same, why don't I try it too, ahem...... Wow! Duduff! "Cao Jun really believes it? This is followed by "Bang! There was a bang. The head of the mushroom man cracked and spewed out a puff of white smoke, followed by two bangs, and the followers behind him also cracked and emitted mist on the top of their heads, but not white but red and black.

"Run." Cao Jun covered his nose. An arm grabbed me and carried me out of the house, and the smoke drifted out as we came out, and the plant spirits fell to the ground where the smoke passed.

"Rub, this is a poisonous mushroom!" Cao Jun said and sent me directly to the courtyard wall. Then he climbed up himself. It took about ten minutes for the smoke to dissipate.

"Uncle, what trouble did the village chief give Grandpa?" Although the mushroom man didn't chase him out, the two of us didn't dare to jump down easily, for fear that the smoke would not disperse, so I had to ask the village chief Cao Jun what he had done.

"The village chief, a cousin who goes two miles away, and the children in the family are always in a coma for no reason, so give your grandfather a price of 300 yuan."

"300 yuan grandpa went? It's also too ......" I wanted to say it's too cheap, but thinking about it these days, it seems that grandpa doesn't have much business. It is inevitable to be despised, think about the past. Even if you just go out to call the child for the soul, there is a 200 yuan travel fee, and after the matter is completed, I don't forget to stuff some gifts or something to thank my grandfather, and now 300 yuan is so dangerous that it is really cheap.

"Too what? Don't you think it's cheaper? ”

"Hmm."

"At the beginning, I bid for 1,000, but the master said that it was about the child, and the meaning was good, so I only took 300 and followed the comer."

"It's about the kids? Grandpa, is it for me to accumulate yin virtue? "I suddenly felt like my grandfather had done a lot for me.

"It doesn't matter if it's or not, it's just now, do you say that the master was eaten by his own charm, or did he not win the battle to control the little boy at all?"

"I don't know, but if I go to the village chief's house, I might know something."

"Candle, no wonder you have no friends in the village, you don't believe it when you are only three years old!" Although Cao Jun said this, he still jumped off the wall, hugged me down by the way, and then emptied his grandfather's tool bag and quietly slipped into the house and ran away with a mushroom man in his arms, I followed closely behind Cao Jun, and we rushed all the way to the village chief's house.

"Village Chief! Open the door! Hurry up, hurry up, open the door! Cao Jun beat the door of the village chief's house very rhythmically, seeing that the group of mushroom people was about to chase after Cao Jun didn't wait for the village chief to open the door, he directly kicked the door with his foot, because the door of the village chief's house had already been replaced by an iron door, and almost half of the villagers in the village were lit up again.

"Enough! What are you here for in the middle of the night? The big stupid cow rubbed his eyes, wore only a single coat, and came to open the door for us.

"To give you a gift, go ahead!" Cao Jun said and directly threw the mushroom man he had trapped into the courtyard of the village chief's house.

Then the mushroom people who followed knocked down the big stupid cow as fast as they could, rushed into the yard to help their companions, but when the cloth bag was opened, even Cao Jun was dumbfounded, he was actually the leader of the mushroom people? The smoke was so thick just now that even the candles in the house were crushed because there was no air to burn, so Cao Jun could only smear and arrest people, but there were so many mushroom people, and Cao Jun's luck was stinky enough to catch the leader of the mushroom people.

"Wow! Duduff! ”

"Dudaf!"

"Husband!" The mushroom people began to echo again, this time in a neat line with their heads and brushes aimed at the doorway.

"Disturb late at night, how offended, go to bed early!" Cao Jun patted the face of the big stupid cow lying on the ground and was about to close the gate and run for my life with me, but the gate was grabbed by the big stupid cow.

"Hey, what are you doing? In the middle of the night, I fell down just to bring me a gust of wind! You're too much of a bully, aren't you? The big stupid cow stood up with his hands on the door.

"I'll explain this to you later, let's go first."

"Wait! You still want to go first! Don't fight with me, don't even think about going back to sleep today. The big stupid cow put one hand on Cao Jun's shoulder, ready to fight.

"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)