Chapter 459: The Game Between Masters and Cao Jun's Rampage
"Candle, are you testing my IQ? Necklaces, anyone who can wear a necklace can know that it is a woman's thing! ”
"But the owner of that necklace is a recognized evil girl, who lives by helping women get rid of the mistress, and is proficient in charming, and most men have to hide when they see her master."
"Why?"
"I'm afraid of being hooked."
"Who are you! How do you know about my master? "The woman listened to me and was very unceremonious, and sat down on the ground to form a triangle with where we were sitting.
"My grandfather is the head of the Han family, so he naturally knows your master."
"In other words, you can't find Master like me?"
"Sister, let me ask you, did your master just accept you last year?"
"Well, how do you see when the sealing door is so powerful?"
"Then when your master was coming here, did your senior sister say that she wanted to follow?"
"That's not it, senior sister stays to take care of the house, otherwise there will be no money to make."
"Sister, I think you've been deceived! When your senior sister came here last year, she was stunned and carried back. ”
"How old is it, how can you possibly know?"
"I just have a special physique, and I never forget it. Uncle Cao, now you believe it, right? Grandpa, their friends aren't ordinary people who can play. "After I finished perfunctory, the woman lowered her voice and talked to Cao Jun, but soon there was something unusual.
"Ahh O snake! O snake! Help me! ”
"Oh no, someone shouted for help!" The woman really stood up and rushed to the place where the sound came from as soon as she heard someone shouting for help, but I grabbed Cao Jun.
"What's going on? Why not? When the woman walked away, Cao Jun asked me in a low voice.
"There's one of Grandpa's friends who can change his voice. Let's sit here and don't move, they must be in a hurry, and if they want to watch a good show, they will fix us. ”
"Will you change your voice? Oh my God, did your grandfather know all agents? The ear spirit will confuse people, and this one will come out of nowhere, and it will change its voice? ”
"Rare and strange, although metaphysics used to be called feudal superstition, but now it is metaphysics! Mysterious and wonderful knowledge! People can develop as many branches as they can die in as many ways. Some branches are not big, but they do exist, as for the ear spirit, it is just to make it easier to listen to the sound so that the purpose and movement of this ghost can be determined, and as for the ability, it is also about the same level as grandpa, but it can directly send people into the underworld, and the jumping god on the body, have you ever seen it? You won't change your voice, in case you can't invite the immortals, you can still play a show yourself, and now people start to ask the gods for whatever they want, how many immortals are enough for them to invite, so it's not a big deal, and they can pretend to be immortals themselves. ”
"Candle, I just want to say that most of these people can become friends because they are doing deceitful things under the cloak of metaphysics, right?"
"There is no such thing as a deception in seeking psychological comfort, and if you have to deceive people, those who don't understand anything are liars."
"So let's just wait here?"
"Otherwise, you can run away with me."
"What's wrong?"
"Because there's someone behind you."
"Come on, come on. Are we all people with the same fate, are we still afraid of people coming to see us? ”
"But it's not people, it's corpses, they should be under the control of the corpse keeper who lives in the corpse field, ready to liven up the atmosphere." I looked at the people behind Cao Jun who walked slowly step by step. I couldn't help but rub against the ground and began to back away.
"Wait, liven up the atmosphere? What kind of atmosphere is enlivened? Cao Jun couldn't help but turn around, and when he saw the rotting face of the corpse, he immediately picked me up and ran.
"Because we are too honest, this is the greatest insult to the masters. They must have already begun to bet on whose apprentice would find the master first. ”
"Betting? It can't be that they can interfere with each other, right? ”
"You're so smart! As soon as I guessed, I guessed that grandpa was in their hearts. ”
"This group of old people is not ashamed! Listen to me! Don't let me find you! Or I'm going to make you regret it! ”
"Uncle Cao, we haven't even shaken off the corpse, so don't shout yet, we will be retaliated against, and we will be more ruthless."
"It's not easy to get rid of things that have no brains all the time! Let's go up the tree! Cao Jun said and carried me on his shoulders and prepared to climb the tree. But the result was that Cao Jun lay on the ground with a "bang".
"What's the situation? What happened to you? "Because of Cao Jun's fall, I was also thrown out.
"How could this tree be fake!"
"It's normal, there are ...... among grandpa's friends"
"Needless to say, is it that even we are in the room for a while, and this forest will fall down as soon as it is pushed? Are these all tricks? ”
"Possibly."
"In that case, I'll fight with that corpse! It's an illusion anyway! I don't care if he's a zombie or a walking corpse! Cao Jun was really crazy, and pounced directly on the corpse, because the movement was too fast, the directly frightened corpse turned around and ran.
"Uncle Cao, come on!" It's always been a monster chasing people, and the first time I've seen someone chasing a monster is definitely a big trick. Although I knew that all this was fake, I was so surprised by the speed with which Cao Jun caught up with the corpse.
"Isn't it just a corpse? I'm going to let him die today! Cao Jun said that he was about to punch the corpse in the face.
"Leave corpses under your hands! Brother Tai. How did my little corpse provoke you? Let you do this to him? ”
"Oh, it's your home! Then it's okay, it's you who can't let him run out and be scared! Then don't blame me for being rude! Cao Jun was no longer embarrassed by the corpse, and stood up from the corpse, his eyes looked directly at the person who had just arrived like a demon.
"Brother, we have something to discuss, if you like to beat my little corpse, I definitely don't have the slightest opinion, but you look at me like this and make my heart furious, are you going to eat me or do you want to skin me alive?" This person who was directly frightened by Cao Jun didn't even care about his little corpse, and ran away, still shouting in his mouth: "Crazy!" Lose your marbles! Out of the madness! ”
"Humph! I hate people who talk a lot like repeaters! Not only do you talk a lot, but you also annoy me! ”
"Uncle Cao, you're okay! Isn't it okay to be knocked out directly? ”
"What's so bad about that! That broken mirror is looking at us somewhere. ”
"Probably overhead."
"See! Don't give me a chance to roll over! Otherwise, you will regret it! Cao Jun was also unceremoniously enough to directly put the corpse with the man who was knocked unconscious by his punch, and then stepped on his back with his foot and made a contemptuous gesture to the sky.
"Crazy, this is completely insane!" At this moment, I don't know where the sound came from, it seems to be very close to us, and it seems to come out of our brains, in short, we didn't see people and heard the sound, Cao Jun immediately turned around to find it, and at this moment, something like a fish hook was thrown to the ground, dragging a corpse that had just been beaten down by Cao Jun, and a person quickly ran away and disappeared.
"Rub, if you still bring it open, then don't blame me for being impulsive! Candle tells me how many friends your grandfather and my master have in total! I want revenge one by one! ”
"Are you playing really?" I originally thought that Cao Jun was just pretending, but I didn't expect him to look at me fiercely and say, "Don't play, really, still play fake?" Then he immediately winked at me, and immediately made me understand that he was delaying the army.
"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)