"Badou, you're back-good guys, this is just coming back from the robbery in Huaguo Mountain?" At the door of the nursing home, the old man Bai was wandering there, and when they saw the fat man, they were holding a monkey in their arms, carrying a monkey on their shoulders, and even Rhubarb and Da Liang had monkeys on their backs.

For these monkeys who were anesthetized and had not yet awakened, of course Brother Badou couldn't watch them lying there and no one cared about them, so he took them back to the nursing home first.

Maybe it's the time for anesthesia, maybe it's such a toss that accelerates the time for the monkeys to wake up, everyone just walked into the nursing home, the monkeys woke up one after another, although the rest are mostly old, weak, sick and disabled, but one by one they are full of wildness, they all regard the fat people as enemies, squeaking in their mouths, scratching and scratching their paws, and even a few big dogs finally ran away.

Doudou was the only one who wasn't scratched, but he couldn't communicate with the angry monkeys, and in the end, the monkeys all jumped out of the nursing home and continued to dominate the mountain.

"A pack of white-eyed wolves - white-eyed monkeys!" Brother Badou scolded indignantly, everything is not going well today, and he is really angry in his heart, but he can't be angry with these monkeys who don't move people.

Rolling his small eyes, a wicked smile appeared on Brother Badou's fat face: Just find a balance in our Li Dashao.

So he found Doudou who was in a daze, and after the two of them muttered for a while, Brother Badou threw Doudou on his shoulder, shook off his big stride, and walked out of the door. William's shout came from behind him: "Brother Badou, change your vest, you have been caught out of the hole by the monkeys-"

"I'll wait for us to come back." The fat man replied without looking back.

William shrugged. Then he said to the old man Bai beside him: "You are right, Brother Badou really refuses to come back, he is really a person who does not pay attention to appearance." It's an informal person—"

"It's still a bare-bottomed man who can't go for a ride - you pull it down, the fat man's pants have been scratched by the monkey, and it's exactly the part of the buttocks, why don't you remind him." Old man Bai finally understands now, it turns out that there are bad people among foreigners.

"You don't understand our English humor." William chased after him with a wicked smile, it was still necessary to remind Brother Badou.

Unexpectedly, let him try to shake off his two long legs. I couldn't catch up with the two in front of me, and after entering the woods. I almost lost it several times. If William hadn't practiced tracking with wilderness survival experts when he was abroad, he would have been left behind.

This also aroused William's competitive spirit, he has always paid attention to physical exercise, and chasing a fat man is not easy and enjoyable. Besides, the fat man is still carrying a child. So, William persevered and chased all the way.

He didn't know, the fat man in front of him was also chasing people, although the two of them didn't have William's tracking skills, but they had crows to guide the way, so they had been firmly locked on to the target in front of them - who called Li Chenglong They are more than a dozen people, and the goal is so obvious.

An hour later, William finally caught up with the two men in front of him. I saw that they were lying waist-deep in the grass, and if they didn't get closer, they wouldn't have noticed anyone in the grass. William clasped his hands on his knees. His mouth snorted and panted: "Brother Badou, you-your-"

Shhhhh Just by the stream not far ahead, Li Dashao's group was sitting by the stream to take a nap, and from time to time there were friendly laughter.

William's heart suddenly aweed Brother Badou: It turns out that he is also tracking others. The distance is so far away, and the interval is so long. But he can hit the target, great, very powerful, and when he turns around, he must ask Brother Badou for advice!

As he pondered it, he saw a sudden scream from the other side of the stream, and then the men began to wave their arms vigorously and run in all directions, looking at their panicked appearance, as if they had been attacked by something.

Doesn't seem to have any beast attacks? William couldn't understand this kind of scene. Because of the distance, of course he couldn't see the hornets. But Li Dashao and the others deeply tasted the power of the wasp, and more than a dozen people were attacked almost at the same time. Li Chenglong was especially taken care of, his two temples were each given a needle, and the pain was so bad that he couldn't care about elegance, throwing away his international friends, he jumped into the stream in front of him with a puff, squatted into the water, and the whole person was submerged in the water.

It was still the two police comrades who were loyal to their duties, took out their pistols, and protected Ms. Kurai on the left and right. However, although the pistol is usually very powerful, it is better to deal with wasps, and the anti-aircraft gun is not effective at all to fight mosquitoes.

"Mr. and Miss Kurai, hide in the grass!" A policeman pointed to the grass behind her, and Miss Kurai was dragged by a man in his forties and ran wildly. Coincidentally, the direction they ran in was the grass where the fat man was hiding. Then, they both lay down more than ten meters away from the fat man. Even, Brother Yato could smell the faint aroma wafting from that Kurai lady. And I heard them talk to each other a few words, but unfortunately Brother Yato's Japanese mastery is really limited, so he didn't understand a word.

After a few minutes, the hornets finally stopped attacking, regrouped their team, and returned home triumphantly. As for their nests, of course, they are located in a nursing home.

After more than half an hour, Li Dashao and his group gradually gathered together, looked at each other, and then looked at each other without saying a word, only a thousand tears. The most miserable thing is Li Dashao, each of his temples bulges a red and swollen bag, and he thinks he has three heads if he doesn't pay attention.

The graceful Miss Kurai is no better, if you describe it as a fat person, she looks like Zhu Bajie and his second aunt.

At this point, there is no interest in You, and the troops are hastily withdrawn, so let's go directly to the hospital. This time he came in a hurry and returned in defeat, Li Dashao couldn't figure it out: why did he poke a hornet's nest when he was so good?

When the group left in disgrace, Brother Badou stood out of the grass and laughed loudly: "Li Dashao, Li Chenglong, you are really preparing for the rhythm of Jackie Chan, two horns are about to pop out of your head-"

Then I felt someone tap on the shoulder. William was looking at him with a serious face: "Brother Badou, I wanted to remind you for a long time, but I never had a chance. Your pants have been scratched by monkeys, too! ”

Brother Badou hurriedly stopped laughing, tugged at his pants and turned his head to look, and then screamed miserably: "Xiao Wei, you bastard, why don't you sue me now!" ”

William spread out his hands and shrugged his shoulders, then put his fingers to his lips and shrugged softly: "You told me not to make a sound—"

"You kid wilted too!" Brother Badou quickly regained his grinning expression. Then start pulling weeds, ready to weave a straw skirt around the waist. While weaving. While reminiscing about Li Dashao's miserable appearance, there is also the little lady from the island country, who actually said that my brother is a Yaku scum, and my brother will make you an ugly monster!

Wait until the straw skirt is finished. Circumferentially around the waist, the grass reaches to the knees. The fat man twisted his ass twice, and then he remembered one thing: "Xiao Wei, what did those two little devils muttered just now?" ”

"That man is the lady's uncle, and they seem to be talking about looking for treasure next time by following the map. In this barren mountain and wilderness, where is there any treasure, I guess I watched too many treasure hunting movies. William saw that Brother Badou's grass skirt was good, and he also learned to weave it, so he was a little inattentive when answering questions.

However, Brother Badou heard the word "treasure". But he was stunned for a moment. The whole thing was put together before and after, and a clue was roughly sorted out: obviously, the other party also came to hide the treasure. In this way, the treasure on Shouyang Mountain must be a sure thing!

At the same time of surprise, Brother Badou also realized a sense of crisis, if the little devil was asked to win first, then it would be called wrong. No, you have to do your best to get the little monkey out. Then find the place where the treasure is hidden.

was about to beckon Doudou back, but saw him also sitting opposite William. Small hands clumsily weave straw stalks. So, Brother Badou suppressed the eagerness in his heart, sat down next to Doudou, and the two of them worked together and made several straw skirts. In the minds of fat people, big things are not as important as accompanying children.

After Doudou put on the grass skirt, the blades of grass were almost mopping the ground, and even William surrounded one with great interest, and when he walked, the swing of his hips increased significantly, and he turned a few times from time to time. In his mind, he had already decided that the next stop on his globetrotting would be Hawaii.

Just thinking about Hawaii, as soon as I entered the gate of the nursing home, several old men surrounded me and said, "This is just coming back from Hawaii?" ”

Brother Badou nodded happily, and then began to twist his waist and shake his ass, but no matter how he twisted his bucket waist, it couldn't reflect the charm of hula. But sorghum and millet also ran over happily, and they also rushed to put straw skirts around their waists.

Seeing that Xiaomi was trotting down a lot, Brother Badou was also very pleased: Xiaomi, in a few months, you will be able to dance the hula dance happily-

While I was having dinner, I heard a beautiful and crisp bark from outside the cafeteria, and then several dogs began to bark.

Afterlife? Brother Badou hurriedly put down his chopsticks and walked out, but saw that Sorghum was holding Doudou with one hand and millet with the other, and had already rushed in front of him. Doudou's little mouth was still chattering: "Sheep sheep, sheep sheep-"

Seeing someone coming out, several dogs ran to the sheepfold with joy, barking as they ran. Brother Badou understood a little: there must be a ewe who wants to lay lambs. However, when the ewes give birth, do you dogs be happy like this?

When I got to the sheepfold, I saw that there was a little lamb on the ground, and it was wet, and the ewe was sticking out her tongue and licking the lamb. It licked very attentively and carefully, starting from the head of the little lamb, licking one bite at a time, even the dogs seemed to feel the strong love conveyed on the tip of their tongues, they stopped barking and fell to the ground to look closely. Perhaps for them, there is an extra partner in the territory; But for the ewe, there are more important concerns in life.

"This is the deep love of licking calves-" The old people stopped eating, and they all gathered around to watch, and their mouths sighed a few times from time to time. The closer we get to the end of our lives, the more we yearn for new life.

Unconsciously, the three babies snuggled up to Brother Badou, and the scene in front of them must have touched them a lot.

"Lao Dou, did you give birth to us like this in the first place?" Doudou looked up, his big eyes full of longing.

Brother Badou gently picked him up, kissed Doudou's little face twice, and then nodded vigorously.

If it were on any other occasion, those old men and old ladies would definitely laugh and scold the fat man. But at this moment, none of them made a sound, and none of them laughed. They all watched this special family in silence, their hearts filled with pity - (to be continued) I752