"What? You don't believe it? Grandma and Aunt first lowered her head in frustration, and then she was very happy, "You shouldn't believe it, if you believe it, I won't be able to see you." ”

"Huh? Grandma and Auntie, are you alright? There is no body, the soul will cry and laugh for a while, which will increase the burden on the soul, and the yin life is almost over, so it is good to say that it is directly reincarnated, and it is a big deal that there will be a little disease or something in the next life, but if the yin life is not over, you will wait for the soul to fly away and not die well. "I'm telling the truth, there is no need to bear such a big burden with a physical soul, just stretch the facial muscles, but the soul is in a state when crying and laughing with the soul's own strength, every change of expression is at the risk of dissipating in the cute and scary, the ghost is better The face is made by itself The mask expression is fixed, I'm afraid that the ghost will not die and will not accept the reality, when crying and laughing xù is unstable, my grandfather and I have met a few times, all of them are new souls who want to return to their bodies, but they are attached to other things to make trouble, As soon as grandpa went, he was frightened and began to cry, and when grandpa packed up his things to please the price, the other party had faded to the point that he couldn't see it, and some even went straight away, and the ghost was sometimes quite pitiful, crying with his life, because the underworld didn't believe in tears.

"I'll call grandma again! Don't call Auntie anymore! I'm a woman who has a crush on your grandfather! "Grandma and Aunt said and patted my head with her hand, it hurts, is she going to shoot me with her bare hands until my soul is gone? No matter how you look at this strength, she doesn't look like her soul is about to dissipate.

"You have a crush on my grandfather's woman? Who is it? I looked up at her in surprise, but she froze, "Do you still have a lot of women in your grandfather?" ”

"Well, quite a bit. My first girlfriend, who was upside down on the door, and my grandmother. ......"I looked at my grandmother and aunt's face was not very good, almost under my nose, it was so transparent that it was almost gone."

"Say, go on, is there anything else?"

"You're almost transparent, do I have it or not?"

"Is there anything you don't know yourself? If that old thing wants to hide Jiaojiao in the golden house, I will be like this for another 10,000 years, and I will strangle him! The almost transparent grandmother took a deep breath and became basically recognizable.

"Oh, and then there's you. I can't help it if you say that this house was given by grandpa, even if it's you. ”

"No, why do you still count me as one? None of the widows and grandmothers in the same village are attracted to your grandfather? For example, give a melon to a vegetable or something. Especially the kind of person who occasionally goes to the ancestral house to take care of your grandfather to sew and mend? ”

"No, my grandfather is not that kind of person, and he doesn't look down on him when he is old."

"What! The feelings he looks at are all young! He's an old and unscrupulous one, and I'm mad. I'll tear down the house when I turn around. I want a villa! "When I said the first half of the sentence, my grandmother and aunt were obviously very happy, but as soon as I said the second half of the sentence, she was directly furious, and she wanted to immediately tear down the house and replace it with a villa.

"You misunderstood, there are no young ones, just one or two who are not human once in a while." In order for grandpa not to stay up late to tie the paper villa, I quickly explained, because since Cao Jun came, grandpa rarely used the tools to tie the dead, and even the tools for going out were almost handed over to Cao Jun to prepare, and now grandpa definitely doesn't tie it. If Cao Jun wants to tie up, he will pull me to help, so I don't want to go without sleep at night.

"How can there be people who are not human!"

"Aren't you the inverted post that isn't human?" I regretted it when I said it. I seem to have said something wrong.

"Yes, I'm not a human upside down!" Grandma and Auntie's words were almost squeezed out of between her teeth, and what she said was yin and yang, even if she didn't admit it, it was true.

"Come, let's stop standing outside, let's go, tell grandma about what kind of first love you talked about!" Grandma and Aunt pulled me into the house as she spoke, I never forgot it, not to mention that it was a matter of personal experience, so I told her about Luo Heping and Wu Noni, and it was not easy to say it realistically, after all, when bragging, I often have to exaggerate the matter itself three times to save face, although Cao Jun taught it this, but I did it.

"Your grandfather just said a few innocuous words when his first love died?" After the story was told, my grandmother and aunt naturally leaned on the table with one hand on her cheeks and looked at me and asked.

"Well, even you think it's weird, Uncle Cao Jun also thinks it's weird, and he taught me a sentence to describe my grandfather at that time."

"What?"

"Even the greetings are so unforgettable!"

"He farts!"

"Huh?"

"No, grandma means that your grandfather has accepted a good apprentice, and he can directly see through his heart."

"It's not, the two of them often quarrel, and they are definitely rivals, but if something really happens, Uncle Cao Jun will definitely help grandpa."

"Then when is your grandfather going to let your Uncle Cao Jun change his surname to Han?"

"Huh? Should I change my surname? Isn't it just a godson? ”

"Of course you kid don't know, how can the apprentice who entered the Han family inherit the family business if he doesn't change his surname to Han, your father will be enough to waste firewood, and if you don't cultivate an apprentice who takes it, the Han family will be completely smashed in the pot of the sealed door."

"It's okay, although Mom and Dad have never come to see Grandpa......"

"Haven't been here?!" Grandma and Auntie's tone was raised, and her eyes were wide in disbelief.

"Well, I haven't been here since I was picked up."

"O miserable child!" Grandma and aunt said that they hugged me into their arms, as if they were sad for me, but I didn't feel it anymore, did I not see myself for a long time and even numb?

"Wait, grandma will make noodles for you, let's make dumplings to eat." Grandma and Aunt were sad for a while, and suddenly got busy and wanted to make dumplings for me.

"But I can't eat the Aftermath."

"Why?"

"Because I'm not dead yet."

"Look at my memory, you really didn't die, I don't have to do anything, I wanted to give you another red envelope, but I even forgot about myself, my money was also sent by your grandfather, and it's useless for you to bring it back."

"So how long have you known Grandpa? Didn't you say you were going to tell me about Grandpa's past? "As soon as my grandmother and aunt sat down, I naturally lay on her lap, and she naturally touched my head and began to reminisce.

"It's been almost half a century, right? It's a pity that he didn't accompany him to old age, and he didn't add a few more children to the Han family. ”

"It's normal that you can't be with grandpa."

"By the way, just listening to you talk about other messy women, didn't your grandfather say who he loved the most in his life?"

"This ......"

"Why is it so difficult to tell?"

"No, because I must have known who he loved the most before my grandfather confiscated Uncle Cao Jun, but after accepting Uncle Cao Jun, I ......"

"What happened?" My hesitation aroused my grandmother's curiosity even more, and I lowered my head to listen carefully to every word I said, and kept urging.

"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)