Chapter 200: I Can Only Go to Plastic Surgery (Text)
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Orchid, dressed in a beautiful Tujia dress, sat at the table, listening to the sounds around her, feeling like she was in a dream. Sanjiang Pavilion
Dream?
Orchid raised her head, glanced at Ye Tianzhi, and then looked at Jin Ruyan, Jin Ruyan's hair was wet, at this moment, Orchid's heart suddenly hurt, and it hurt inexplicably. She guessed what Ye Tianzhi and Jin Ruyan were doing during this time, and she understood some things, but she didn't understand why she was distressed.
"Let's start now, Sister Orchid, you sit here...... Kindness? Your expression ......" Jin Ruyan spoke, and finally stopped.
Orchid raised her head and reluctantly smiled at Jin Ruyan, "Sister, what's wrong?" ”
Jin Ruyan shook his head, and suddenly laughed, "Orchid, just keep this expression, I've already thought about it, let's make a small movie about the Dead Corpse Inn, the front is a small movie, and the back is a commentary on these, I dare to guarantee that this will be the hottest video, and it will also be the best video on the Internet." ”
Orchid looked at Jin Ruyan puzzled.
"Yes, that's it, quiet with a bit of sadness, sadness reveals mystery, with this perfect inn back 1 scene, orchid, within a week, you will become the most popular person on the Internet." Jin Ruyan nodded.
Xiao Li on the side pinched his orchid finger and kept nodding, "I guess too, this dress, this expression, this face, plus my exquisite makeup, oh my God, it's like a fairy who came out of the mountains for thousands of years." ”
Jin Ruyan nodded, and then said: "Everyone is ready, let's shoot the scene first, and then shoot a documentary commentary film, if you shoot the scene, strive to be beautiful, mysterious, terrifying, start shooting from the sky and mountains outside, the characters inside only need Orchid alone, Xiao Li, Xiao Zhao, you go and arrange the camera and night scene, use the reinforced infrared camera, Sister Liang, you and I go to find some ......"
When Jin Ruyan was working, her heroic posture was radiant, she commanded casually, and then walked towards Ye Tianzhi, and said, "Ye Tianzhi, you let those two people go out first, and in addition, tidy up some of the places that should be organized in this corpse inn." ”
Ye Tianzhi nodded and walked towards the bald and bandaged man.
When the bald head saw Ye Tianzhi coming, he shrank his head in fright, didn't dare to speak, and even felt difficult to breathe.
Ye Tianzhi stretched out his hand, snapped, and broke the rope behind the bald head.
The bald head yelled in fright, "Don't kill us, we've always been obedient." ”
"Okay, get up, go to the back and rearrange this inn first, how scary and how to get it, do you understand?" Ye Tianzhi reprimanded.
"Huh? This...... Why. "The bald head is still a little puzzled.
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get it, well, that is, try to figure out the appearance of the legendary corpse inn, you should all know something, and I'll spare you when it's done." Ye Tianzhi pointed to the back.
"Good, good!" The bald head didn't ask why, and ran to the back with the bandage man, quickly restoring the dead body inn to the most terrifying and gloomy appearance.
Outside the Dead Body Inn, Xiao Zhao pushed the camera, looking a little excited, he was indeed excited, this scene will make him a well-known photographer, and from then on, he will occupy his own place in the news photography industry!
The mysterious mountains and forests, the bright starry sky, the empty paths, the occasional night breeze, with a little ghost fire, are all like myths and legends, which can make people feel the most primitive horror.
The camera moves forward, and at the end of the mysterious mountain road, a simple but terrifying small inn suddenly appears!
Dead Inn!
A pale hand pushed open the door of the inn.
Squeak ......
With the harsh, cold sound of the door opening, the dim light flickered and jumped a few times, and the dim yellow light reflected a shadow, a figure.
Then, the camera slowly moved around, and finally, it was fixed on a woman, a woman dressed in Tujia and with a sad expression, the woman's face was pale, and her eyes were a little melancholy, but between the pale and melancholy, it constituted the most mysterious stunning!
Yes, it's stunning!
Even Ye Tianzhi, when he watched this scene, was a little surprised.
That's the beauty of the lens!
Orchid stared at the camera, slowly raised her arm, and on her pale arm, blood began to flow, blood ticked and splashed on the ground, and then, the sleeve of her chest was removed, and there, there was a dagger, which was inserted from behind.
The orchid's eyes gradually became blank, and her body fell backwards, and at the moment of falling, a black and distorted face suddenly appeared behind the orchid! That's the face of a zombie!
"Click!"
Jin Ruyan screamed violently.
Orchid breathed a sigh of relief and straightened up, she turned around and took off the zombie prop face behind her, put it on the table, and said, "Sister Jin, can you do it?" ”
Jin Ruyan also took a breath and stared at the orchid, "You...... You were born for acting, Orchid, in fact, you are very beautiful, dress up a little, and you will become the most shining A-list star. ”
Orchid smiled slightly.
Jin Ruyan watched the tape again and kept nodding.
Xiao Zhao Xiaoli and others were also amazed, this short film at the beginning will become the most popular video!
This was followed by filming of various parts of the Dead Inn.
Ye Tianzhi beckoned to the bald head.
The bald head ran over with a huffed waist.
"That, I don't care what you did before, and I don't care what you did, today, let you do the last thing, after you're done, I'll let you go, and our previous grievances will be written off, how about it." Ye Tian knows.
The bald head immediately nodded, "No problem, even if I am asked to betray the Gu God, I am willing." ”
"Huh?" Ye Tianzhi was strange, "What Gu God?" ”
The bald head hurriedly covered his mouth, "It's nothing, it's nothing, uncle, what do you want us to do?" ”
"Well, it's actually very simple, let you be the docent, now they want to shoot a documentary at the Dead Inn, you two know more about all parts of the inn, so be the narrator, oh, by the way, why don't you go wash your face first, this is a national news program, and it will become the hottest online video in the future, you better pay attention to the image." Ye Tian knows.
"Huh?" When the bald head heard this, he immediately cried with a sad face, "That...... Can you not slap your face? I...... In our line of work, once we show our faces and are noticed by the police, our careers are over. ”
"It's still a career! Hurry up and wash my face, go! Ye Tianzhi kicked his bald head.
The bald head had no choice but to be a commentator, but anyway, he couldn't mix in the crime world in the future, so the bald two people simply smiled and faced the camera, trying to pose the most handsome.
Time passed, but the corpse inn became more and more lively, as if the corpses were celebrating the New Year.
At this moment, a faint gong sounded outside the Dead Inn.
Ye Tianzhi looked at the place where the gong sounded, and couldn't help laughing on his face, he didn't speak, just stood quietly.
The sound of the gong drew nearer, and soon, a corpse chaser in a blue robe, sackcloth shoes, and a yin gong in his hand appeared, followed by six corpses that walked upright.
Seeing the corpse inn in front of him, the corpse chaser was slightly puzzled, why did the corpse inn look so lively today, but there was nothing to worry about, after all, on this road, all of them were "their own people", so the corpse chaser struck a yin gong and shouted: "Borrow the soul and borrow the road, and everyone will avoid it." ”
If it is an ordinary person, when they hear this, they will all avoid it, and they will tie up their dogs, cover their mouths, and prevent the dogs from barking, because the barking of the dogs will make the corpse scared and cause the corpse to be cheated.
It's just that, after shouting this sentence, the corpse chaser was ready to let these corpses enter the dead inn to rest, but he never thought about it, hula, a group of people rushed out of the dead corpse inn, this group of people were wearing Han clothes, speaking Mandarin in their mouths, and more importantly, they were still holding cameras in their hands, as well as flashing lights!
The group of people gathered around, and they didn't say much, just "clicked" the corpse, and later, several long mirror barrels were aimed at the corpse chaser himself.
After working in the corpse chaser faction for so long, when has this corpse chaser's man ever seen such a scene, he was so frightened that he sat on the ground and looked at everyone blankly.
"How did this corpse move?"
"What do you have tied around your waist? Is this yellow color symbol? ”
"Your little gong is quite delicate, what is this made of, is it a yin gong? Can you pass through the Yellow Spring? ”
There was a lively and chaotic sound of inquiry, as if it was a press conference.
The corpse chaser looked at everyone blankly, this, is this what it feels like to be a star?
Ye Tianzhi stood at the door, just laughing, and later, the corpse chaser went into the corpse inn to be a star, and a member of the film crew held a yin gong to lead the corpse to play, in fact, these are indeed corpses, but some brake mechanisms are installed in the corpse.
Under the coercion and temptation of everyone, the old corpse chaser successfully rebelled and became a narrator, explaining the activities of each corpse.
"Huh? What's here? Xiao Li pointed to the stinky corpse, "Why do you have bulging legs?" ”
As soon as these words came out, the bald head and the old man's faces changed at the same time.
The old corpse chaser just wanted to speak, but Xiao Li had already pinched his nose with one hand, and stabbed the trouser leg of the dead corpse with the other hand in the shape of an orchid finger.
"Don't move there." The old corpse catcher stopped.
But it was too late.
With a bang, a large bag of white powder fell to the ground.
It's white powder!
Furthermore, it is white 1 powder which is very high in purity!
Ye Tianzhi suddenly understood, he looked at Jin Ruyan, and finally understood why Jin Ruyan was arrested by these people, they didn't want to embarrass Jin Ruyan at all, they were afraid that Jin Ruyan's interview would expose their smuggling of drug powder!
The camera clicks and clicks.
The old corpse chaser, bald head, and bandage man drooped their heads, now it's over, even if Ye Tianzhi lets them go tonight, they will become rats crossing the street in the future, not only wanted by the police, but also chased and killed by their peers, the key is that their three faces can be recognized by the people of Huaxia Kingdom......
It seems that I can only go to South Korea for plastic surgery or go to Thailand to change sex......
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