"Boy, even if you recognize it, what can you do, believe it or not, you asked you to see why the flowers are so red?" The middle-aged man's face did not show the slightest sense of horror, revealing his true face.

"Big brother, don't, don't, brother, I'm fainting, come out now to stop the eldest brother, but there is one thing to discuss with the eldest brother?" Yun Yang's face showed a look of horror, and his legs couldn't stop trembling.

"Let's talk about it, I'm happy today, uncle, if it's not too much to ask, maybe I can still agree to you." The middle-aged man was quite satisfied with Yunyang's appearance, thinking that it was his domineering spirit that subdued the kid in front of him.

"You see, I'm still a single now, I was going to take this opportunity to end my single life, you are doing this now, let me say goodbye to the virgin * man The day is going to be extended indefinitely, I want to ask the eldest brother for one thing, that is, can the eldest brother look at me for more than 20 years and have not touched a woman, and do my brother a favor." Yun Yang said with a little pleading.

"Boy, I see that you also look like a human dog, how can you still be a virgin now?" The middle-aged man was obviously startled, and suddenly seemed to think of something, "I said that you can't do it in any way." ”

"Your grandfather's, Lao Tzu is an authentic macho man, and he doesn't know how much his underwear has been torn." Listening to the middle-aged man's words, Yun Yang really wanted to rush up and give him a combination punch.

But for the sake of his own happiness, he held back.

"Big brother, you're joking, if it weren't for the fact that the family sells clothes, it is estimated that they would have been living on the streets by this time." Yun Yang said embarrassedly.

"Damn, you're so strong, you're still a virgin man, isn't it your kid who has a thief's heart and no guts." The middle-aged man's face became bright, and he didn't notice the strange gaze of others looking at them.

"Hehe, let the eldest brother laugh, brother, I am usually timid, and I will blush and stutter when I talk to girls, I don't want to take this opportunity to confess to my favorite girl." Yun Yang scratched his head embarrassedly and said embarrassedly.

"Damn, Lao Tzu understands, do you kid want to be a hero to save the United States, and let the family repay the favor with a personal promise." The middle-aged man slapped Yun Yang on the shoulder, and Yun Yang, who was in pain, inhaled the cold air.

"Hehe, I didn't expect this to be seen by the eldest brother, if the eldest brother can meet the younger brother's wish, I will definitely be grateful to Dade and offer the immortal tablet to the eldest brother, three incense sticks in the morning and evening." Yunyang swore and promised.

"That's it," the middle-aged man fell into deep thought, their main purpose this time was to rob money, of course, if there was beauty in front of them, they didn't want to miss it.

"Big brother, I know what you came out this time for, so let's do it, I'll give you all the money on me, and ask my big brother to fulfill my biggest wish in my life." Yunyang said pleadingly.

As he spoke, he took out all the money he had, and he had to have dozens of dollars.

"Okay, you will do a good deed today, and you should also make some merits for yourself, so as not to get the trouble of Lao Tzu over there, Lord Yama." The middle-aged man said cheerfully.

Those who mix in the Tao, although they must be ruthless, but the good karma that should be formed still has to be knotted.

"You can also take this money back, you can't lead others to drill cornfields when the girl promises to each other." The middle-aged man waved his hand disdainfully, he had 10,000 yuan, and he still cared about these dozens of yuan, if this spread out, he would be discredited.

"Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother." Yunyang was about to cry, and he was grateful.

"You want to take that chick away." The middle-aged man said obscenely, and it seemed that he could think of the scene of a shirtless battle between Yunyang and one of the girls in this group after a while.

"Big brother, can I take a few more." Yunyang whispered, "I rarely dealt with female classmates before, bring out a few more people, my chances of success will be greater, and ask my eldest brother to give me this opportunity, if it is done, my children will recognize you as a godfather in the future." ”

"Brother, it's a bit too much, after all, we also have more than 20 people here, although I am the eldest brother, you brought out so much at once, I don't want to explain it to the brothers." The middle-aged man also looked embarrassed.

"Then I'll let them keep all the money they have, so that the brothers can drink and go to nightclubs." Yunyang built yì road.

Looking back at his group of brothers who were glowing green, the middle-aged man nodded in agreement, after all, money was the most attractive to them.

"Remember to keep all the money, after all, a person for a night, no matter what, it will cost hundreds." The middle-aged man said admonishingly.

"Don't worry, big brother." Yunyang's face was happy, that look was really bad.

"I need to take a few girls out now, and I heard clearly that it's just girls, and boys and shemales don't count." Yunyang stood on a big rock and shouted vigorously.

"Why can't boys?"

"Yes, yes, you're sexist."

"If you take me out, I don't mind becoming friends with you in the future."

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, as soon as these words came out, everyone had different opinions, the boy's face showed anger, and the girl's face was full of joy.

"Damn, shut up Lao Tzu." The middle-aged man roared, directly quieting down the noisy environment again.

"This brother took away some girls in the humanitarian spirit of a man's true colors, why don't you guys want to dedicate your chrysanthemums."

The middle-aged man's words immediately made everyone understand that the protector of the emotional school flower is a complete hooligan.

"I said, don't miss the opportunity and don't come again, girls who want to go out take out the money on their bodies, remember that it's all, otherwise this big brother will be unhappy." Yunyang continued.

"Damn the beast, I'm still thinking about money at this time."

"Curse your chrysanthemum to be exploded by an elephant sooner or later."

"I'm going to flesh you, so that your evil deeds will be made known to the world."

For a while, all the students were in their hearts, thinking of what they thought was the most vicious idea to rectify Yunyang.

"What does this bastard want to do?" Zhao Mengyuan also heard Yunyang's underwhelming voice and scolded in her heart. That villa is worth millions, how can I start the idea of pocket money for female classmates now, I don't know if women spend a lot.

"Don't tell me, none of you want to go out with me, I can tell you clearly that you only have two places now, because I have already made up my mind for three, sign up as soon as possible, you only have two minutes." Yun Yang continued, took out the electronic watch from two yuan a piece and began to time.

For a while, the crowd was agitated, of course, the most tangled were those male classmates, this time they were going to be finished, the money was gone, and they might be beaten up, which was too miserable.

Girls can also see that a tiger is always less impactful than a pack of hungry wolves.

"You've got a minute left." Yun Yang's lazy voice sounded, although half of the time had passed, he was not in a hurry, he believed that someone knew what to do, and he was not worried at all about the temporary silence.

Finally, when there were thirty seconds left, several girls came out, took out all the change, and ransomed themselves.

There must be seven or eight people coming out in total, and now it's Yunyang's turn to make a difficulty, so he should take that one out.

"Big brother, what do you think should be done like this?" Yun Yang held a thick wad of money in one hand, pointed to the women's army with a little fear on the other, and said with a bitter face.