I saw the antique brand of Jade Zhai from afar, and it was read from right to left. There is a couplet on the left and right, and the right says: Emerald ice beauty out of the bath; Zuo said: The jade heart is warm and moist, and the gentleman is in the wind.

Brother Badou couldn't help but praise: "This couplet is sleek but ancient, the penmanship is round and square, it has the style of a gentleman, it is a good couplet, and it is a good word!." ”

If it was usual, Marquis Ma Feng would definitely despise him a lot, saying that he didn't know how to pretend to understand. But in this regard, he knew the fat man's foundation, although he had no formal training, but he really learned a lot of wild ways from the blind man. In fact, Brother Badou's belly is far more connotative than it seems.

"That fat man is sick-" But there were a few chuckles from the side, which disturbed Brother Badou's interest in watching the couplet, and when he turned his head, it was two girls dressed in fashion. Probably looking at Brother Badou carrying a big stone, still shaking his head there, I'm afraid he is not lightly ill.

Ma Fenghou was also very unhappy in his heart, and slapped his thigh hard: "Oops, I forgot to take medicine when I went out, madman, don't get sick!" After speaking, he quietly pinched the fat man's waist and eyes.

Without his reminder, the fat man had already understood, and raised the stone above his head with a loud roar: "Smash smash, smash him—"

The two girls screamed in their mouths, as if someone was going to rape them, and they ran away in high heels, and it would be strange if their feet and necks were not broken.

Put the stone on his shoulder again, and then high-five Ma Fenghou. Forty-five thousand bought stones, who is willing to smash them is really sick.

Although the brothers often spend time in the antique street, they have little contact with these shops. First, they all haunt at night, and secondly, opening the door and setting up a stall are fundamentally different things, so Brother Badou is really the first time to see the signboard of Jade Zhai.

Just when the fat man was appreciating the couplet just now, a woman came out of Cuiyuzhai, standing at the door with a smile, and the scene just now was seen in his eyes, and a pair of natural smiling eyes were even more crooked.

Brother Badou also found this woman, glanced at it, his eyes were like looking into the water, there was a soft feeling, so he couldn't help but look at it head-on: tall, wearing a cheongsam, and curvy. However, Brother Badou didn't dare to take a closer look, worried about looking into it again; With a very chic bun on his head, his face is white and tender, but he doesn't have makeup, especially the gaze that looks at the fat man, which is as soft as water.

"There's a beautiful woman on the water side." Somehow, this feeling popped up in the fat man's mind.

"I can see the mystery of the couplets and plaques, since the opening of Cuiyuzhai for ten years, you are the third, dare to ask what Mr. is called?" The woman's voice was also soft, like a spring breeze blowing slightly.

Although I don't know if what people say is true or not, but it sounds really comfortable, Brother Badou said twice: "My name is Gao Badou - girl, don't call me Mr., these two words give me a little goosebumps." ”

is called a girl, Zhang Xiaoya is the first time to grow so big, look at the age of this fat man, at most thirty, but he is old-fashioned when he speaks, is he so young?

puffed out her cheeks slightly, Zhang Xiaoya still smiled and groaned: "Badou - no wonder there is such a talent." There is only one stone in the world, Cao Zijian has eight buckets, and you have eight buckets, isn't that too much? ”

This girl is amazing, and it hurts people so that you feel comfortable when you listen to it. Brother Badou blinked his small eyes: "I picked it up from the ditch when I was a child, and my father used eight buckets of millet to boil rice soup before I was brought to life, so I was called Badou." Girl, these eight buckets are not the other eight buckets. ”

Zhang Xiaoya suddenly had a feeling that she couldn't use her strength, and her fist seemed to hit the cotton-well, probably because this guy was fat.

The more this is the case, the more resentful she is in her heart, she is a woman who is soft on the outside and strong on the inside, she looks gentle as water, but she has never been deflated on a man, but this fat man made her eat a soft nail. Especially the voice of "girl", which makes people so depressed. The most unbearable thing for Zhang Xiaoya is that this fat man obviously knows her, but he is still pretending to be stupid here.

Just when she was a little entangled in her heart, she heard the fat man speak again: "Girl, you see that I am carrying a big stone, can you call me in first!" ”

"First, my name is Zhang Xiaoya." This is a bit angry, and the word Mr. is soft and glutinous.

The fat man really hit a spirit, and the stone on his shoulder almost fell, and the horse monkey hurriedly helped to help: "Forty-five thousand, it doesn't matter if you smash your feet and face, don't smash the stone-"

"Zhang Xiaoya - I seem to have heard it somewhere." The fat man had no choice but to put the stone down and wipe it twice on his head with his sleeve, Kaba's little eyes recalled.

"It's on TV, but that one is called Wang Xiaoya, my name is Zhang Xiaoya, this little girl is not the other little girl, first-born-" What is the way of the other, and the other body, is the best example now.

Brother Badou slapped his slap on the skull: "I can't remember—"

Zhang Xiaoya couldn't bear it anymore, and her voice also raised a few degrees: "That day in Fuxing Kindergarten, you asked someone to drive fiercely, and you forgot it so quickly, how forgetful you are!" ”

Hearing her say this, Brother Badou seemed to be a little impressed, and when he sent Teacher Xiao Zhang to the hospital, it seemed that the driver was a woman. It's just that at that time, all the attention was on Xiao Zhang, and there was no distraction, it seemed that the big beauty was eye-catching.

So he hurriedly said a few times: "Little girl, I haven't thanked you yet." God gave me this opportunity again, fate! ”

"Thank you for not needing, the car is full of blood, and you can reimburse the 500 yuan car wash fee." Zhang Xiaoya has never seen such a muddy person, and being angry with him is like playing the piano to a cow, but when she saw that heartless appearance, she panicked.

This time, it pinched the weakness of the fat man, and he could mention anything, but don't mention the money, and muttered in his mouth: "Isn't this all about helping others, what are the conditions for righteousness and bravery, I was arrested and put into the detention center because of this, and now I am still on bail pending trial, and I didn't complain - or just untie this stone, I brought it back from Changhua for 45,000 yuan-"

"Okay, then use it to pay off your debts." While speaking, Zhang Xiaoya had already walked up to Brother Badou, glanced at the stone, and then said, "Huh": "It can be solved." ”

Brother Badou hurriedly held the stone in his arms, and he would be dumbfounded if he really asked people to slander him.

Under the guidance of Zhang Xiaoya, I entered the jade house, which was antique and was roughly divided into two areas: one specialized in jadeite products, and the other was all kinds of jade, among which there was also a piece of bloodstone ornaments, but the blood on it was pitiful.

Directly through the store, to the back of a room, the corner of the wall is scattered with large and small stones, and in the middle there is a stone dissolving machine, the fat man has seen a similar machine in Changhua, so his eyes immediately lit up.

"Wait a minute, two of you-" Zhang Xiaoya pushed open the back door, probably calling someone to go again, after all, a layman can't do such a thing as a stone solution.

After going around the room and not coming back, Brother Badou was heartbroken, and couldn't help muttering: "What did that girl do, grinding!" ”

"It's not going to lock up our brothers here to rob money, hehe, I'm looking forward to it-" The horse monkey spoke even more out of tune.

The fat man couldn't help but look behind him, and then he turned his head sharply, gasped a few times, and secretly prayed in his heart: I really didn't mean to-but my body is much stronger than a small steamed bun-

After a few more minutes, Zhang Xiaoya turned back, but changed into a sportswear, and wore a pink baseball cap on her head, which was a little more heroic than just now. I saw her wave her hand and simply said neatly: "Solve the stone." ”

The fat man looked around: "Who understands?" ”

Zhang Xiaoya's round chin was high: "Of course it's me, Jade Zhang Xiaoya personally gave you the calcite, aren't you still satisfied-"