The fat man grabbed half a piece of grilled chicken in one hand, and the drunken shrimp in the other, and swallowed the chicken in his mouth with great difficulty, and then said to Xu Dong: "Look at the way you two eat, why are you so gentle, like a little girl who answers shyly, not a gentleman at all." ”

"Gentlemen......" Xu Dong glared, but Sang Qiuxia blushed to the base of her neck.

"That's right...... It's a gentleman, just drink wine in a big bowl, eat meat in a big piece, and rush forward with your arms in a fight, this is called 'bold', look at you, what are you smashing other people's cars, I really doubt it, that will be what you can do? Looking at Xu Dong and Sang Qiuxia, the fat man was a little disdainful.

"Fat Wang, Xu Dong is just a child, you can't take him badly......" Sang Qiuxia said with some disgust.

The fat man Yile took a big bite of the chicken leg, swallowed it, and then said: "Take a look, this is urgent, right, look at Xu Dong is my brother, I just told him this, I have been mixed in the rivers and lakes for several years, and finally understand a truth, this person, it is not enough to be talented in the rivers and lakes, and you have to be bold!" ”

Seeing that the fat man said that the street performance was mixed with the rivers and lakes, Xu Dong was also happy, which is also called mixing the rivers and lakes.

"Hehe......" The fat man smiled and said: "There is a predecessor who said well, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, even if a person is born into the rivers and lakes, kindergarten is stepping into the rivers and lakes, going to elementary school, junior high school, high school, and college, and it is a sinister river and lake in the rivers and lakes, there are rivers and lakes, there will be fights...... Hey, forget it, you don't understand this. ”

What are rivers and lakes, Xu Dong doesn't quite understand, but seeing that the fat man is talking about the truth, Xu Dong still nodded again and again.

After the fat man finished eating the grilled chicken and drunken shrimp in his hand, he stretched out his oily hand and wanted to touch his stomach that was very strong, but fortunately, Sang Qiuxia hurriedly handed over the napkin.

Wiping his hands, the fat man touched his high bulging belly, and sighed very emotionally: "I remember the last time I ate so full, it was more than two months ago......"

"You don't have enough to eat?" In the depths of Xu Dong's heart, he suddenly throbbed.

"The amount of food is large, go to work, no one wants it, and at first glance I say that I am still underage, and I dare not take it in, hehe......" The fat man smiled, but his face was a little difficult.

Xu Dong frowned and thought for a while before he said, "Then where do you usually live?" ”

"The ground is a bed, the sky is a quilt, where I am sleepy, as long as I can shelter from the rain, it is my residence, hehe......"

Xu Dong sighed secretly, he lived in his uncle's house, so he still had a place to live, this fat man was much more miserable than himself.

"There is still one person in my shop, or you can go to me......" Xu Dong thought for a moment and said.

"Hey...... I said Brother Xu, are you pitying me? Hehe......" The fat man said: "Today's matter, we can get one yard to one yard, you give me a reward, that's what I paid, I promised you to invite me to dinner, that's me blocked for you for a while, I'm a person, I don't like to owe people family favors, I don't like people to owe me, and I don't like people to pity me." ”

Coincidentally, Xu Dong is about the same age as the fat man, on the lunar calendar, Xu Dong is a month older, but on the solar calendar, the fat man is more than a month older than Xu Dong, and the fat man unceremoniously called Xu Dong "brother"

"No......" Xu Dong shook his head and said, "I don't pity you, I just feel that since we are brothers, we should share blessings and hardships......

"No, I said it before, you brother, I can't climb high." The fat man shook his head and resolutely rejected Xu Dong's kindness.

"Well, why don't you come to my shop, do a small job temporarily, salary, how about others, how about me, how?" Xu Dong saw that the frontal attack could not work, so he made a detour.

"That's it!" The fat man pondered for a moment before he said: "To have a stable dìng residence, a stable dìng job, of course is what I want, but I have to say this in my head, one is that I don't know anything, and then I am used to wandering, if your rules are too strict, hehe......"

I've seen looking for a job, but I've never seen a job search that I have to ask the boss for a job!

Xu Dong thought about it, in his shop, there are no particularly "strict" rules, business, ten days and a half months may not be a case, even if there is a business, there is no need for fat people to help with a lot of body, most of the time, that is, tidy up in the store, clean up, take care of the store.

If the fat man is willing, he can vacate a room in the store to let the fat man settle down, and the salary can only be given 3,000 yuan for the time being.

"Brother, what you mean is to take care of food and housing, just help clean up, look at the store, and give 3,000 yuan a month, hehe...... The conditions are indeed generous enough......" the fat man laughed.

Xu Dong was afraid that the fat man would not work because of the low salary, so he hurriedly said: "If there is a particularly large business and the profit is huge, there will be a certain bonus...... In general, I don't treat anyone badly. ”

"Yes, Xu Dong is a good person, once he dividends, he will give me more than 10,000 ......" Sang Qiuxia saw that Xu Dongji wanted to keep the fat man, and hurriedly said good things for Xu Dong on the side.

"In that case, it's okay, then I'll go to work for three days first, if you like me, I'll do it, if everyone thinks something, I'll do it...... Hey hey ......"

Don't say that you go to work for three days first, even if you only go for one day, the fat man should like that job, Xu Dong has this confidence.

"But there's one thing, you have to rely on me!" At the end, Xu Dong said with a smile again.

"What's the matter?" The fat man asked.

"It's that I'm older than you, you have to call me Brother Dong!" Xu Dong said with a serious face.

"That's not possible, on the solar calendar, you are dozens of days younger than me, you should call me 'brother'......"

"No, where are you from, foreign or Chinese, why are you looking at the solar calendar......"

“……”

Two guys, one fat and one thin, mixed their mouths, limped out of the Drunken Immortal Building.

Originally, Sang Qiuxia first thought that she had planned a new community at home, and if she could move into Brother Niu's pawnshop, it would be very convenient for both her work and her own thoughts.

Thinking that she would be able to go in and out of the same gate like a family every day in the future, Sang Qiuxia's face was a little hot.

But now, the fat man has also moved in, will this have any effect?

Unconsciously, back at the pawnshop, Sang Qiuxia opened the door, and the three of them entered it together.

Entering the pawnshop, the fat man felt very fresh, endured the pain, looked around at the place where he was about to "go to work", and asked some things to pay attention to in his mouth, such as what he should do, how to do it, and so on.

Xu Dong half leaned on the sofa and answered carefully one by one.

Sang Qiuxia looked at Xu Dong's cracked mouth from time to time, and couldn't help but feel a little heartache, and asked these two guys to go to the hospital to see, but these two guys resolutely opposed going to the hospital in order to be "enough for the gentlemen" and "bold enough".

"Gentleman", what is this little hurt and pain!

As a last resort, Sang Qiuxia had to take some cash at the counter and go out to buy red potions, iodine wine, band-aids or something.

After Sang Qiuxia left, the fat man wanted to ask, and he finished asking, Xu Dong just asked him to get up at seven o'clock every morning to open the door, then to clean, and the rest of the time, just sit down to drink tea and chat and look at the store, that is to say, Sang Qiuxia was originally responsible for the work, except for the property, the rest was handed over to the fat man.

Of course the fat man is happy, these things are not troublesome at all, he has long been used to it, besides, except for Xu Dong's request to call him "Brother Dong", there are no particularly difficult rules to deal with, but this matter, the two of them are still arguing and undecided.

That's the appetite for fat people.

While speaking, he learned that he could meet priceless treasures from time to time in Xu Dong's business, and the fat man looked envious, just the four words "priceless" were enough to make the fat man's heart move, so he wanted to learn some treasure appreciation skills from Xu Dong.

However, Xu Dong said that the "water" in this treasure appreciation thing is very deep, and it is not that it can be learned in a moment and a half, the main reason is that many things are now restricted from circulation, not to mention, a really good thing, can be met but not sought, all day long against high imitations, fakes, fakes, what is there to learn.

Therefore, this "identification" can only come slowly.

These things, the fat man naturally doesn't know anything, what Xu Dong said, the fat man naturally felt that "the head is the way", sighed, and secretly made up his mind, from now on, he will do this business!

Because, if you are not careful, you will be able to "get ahead".

Xu Dong is also very interested in the magic of the fat man, and the reason why he asked the fat man to do things with him is because the fat man can do magic!

Xu Dong feels that magic can not only adjust life and make people happy, but it should also be of great help to his future career, especially after Fang Jiawei's scene today, Xu Dong feels that what the fat man said is really a little right, on the "rivers and lakes", there are always bright, dark, visible, and invisible battles, perhaps, if you are not careful, you will fall into ruin.

If you can learn magic, you may be able to give your opponent a fatal blow when you are taken by surprise.

Seeing that Xu Dong valued his "skills", the fat man was also extremely "proud", and shook his head and said: "Magic is a thing, originally all fake, what is important is that the hands are quick and the eyes are fast, and it is very simple, it is really impossible to see the flaws, this is extremely difficult, okay, let's two brothers, after this, I will teach you to do magic, you will call me treasure appreciation, this is called the need of each need...... Hey hey ......"

"What each takes what he needs, is it called 'complementary advantages', you take what you need, it can be said that the two of us have evil intentions and smell like each other......"

"What's suspicious, like-minded, it's good to call it 'like-minded', I haven't taken a bath for a few days, haven't you washed it for a few days, do you also have the smell of me......"

"Hmm...... You've got a lot of flavor......"

"Hehe, I'm a pure man, I don't have this taste, is that still a man......"