Chapter 62: How can this man be so shameless?
Chapter 62: How can this man be so shameless?
Because it was the Dragon Boat Festival, the canteen added meals to all the accommodation and staff on duty, and Jiang Xiaoman said that he wanted to replenish his husband's body, and specially added a few dishes, so the dinner was very rich.
However, Jiang Xiaoman, who had been tossed for a day, didn't dare to tease Jiang Xiaobai anymore, and after eating and taking a bath, he wanted to go to bed.
However, Jiang Xiaobai didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and tossed it as soon as he got into bed, which was not counted, and he tossed again in the second half of the night.
At this time, Jiang Xiaoman really couldn't stand the birds, and he fell asleep from exhaustion, no matter how Jiang Xiaobai screamed, he couldn't wake up.
"Sample, I can't clean you up yet!" Jiang Xiaobai put on his clothes proudly, looked at Jiang Xiaoman reluctantly, and sighed, "Don't be nostalgic for brother, brother is just a legend...... We will see you again, but you don't know me anymore, this is fate, fate gathers and fate, God is destined! ”
It's a pity that Jiang Xiaobai didn't know that as soon as he went out, Jiang Xiaoman opened his eyes.
Yes, a lover for many years, a husband and wife for two years, how could people not see his flaws, it's just that she didn't dare to expose Jiang Xiaobai, so she couldn't bear it and pretended not to know anything.
Until the moment Jiang Xiaobai left, she still didn't understand, how did this person become her husband? What is the purpose? Where did her husband go?
Is it just to take advantage of yourself?
So, she climbed up and followed Jiang Xiaobai from a distance......
Jiang Xiaobai expected that Team Leader Dai would take action soon, and he was in a hurry to rush back to Li Jinfeng's house, but he was not a person who killed innocents indiscriminately, and planned to release Cheng Zhijie before leaving.
When he arrived at the archive room, he lifted the mattress and looked at it, the file was still there, thought about it, resolutely put the file into his arms, and then lifted the bed board below, and smiled at the frightened Cheng Zhijie: "Hungry, right?" ”
Cheng Zhijie was originally a timid person, at the beginning, he was still scared to death, worried that he would be sent to steal things, and worried about knocking himself out and killing people. But then I thought about it, if the person who knocked me out wanted to kill him, he wouldn't hide himself under the bed, so he should bear with it, maybe that person would let himself go after finishing his work.
Therefore, he endured and did not dare to make a sound all day.
Finally, he waited for Jiang Xiaobai, but after all, he couldn't be sure whether Jiang Xiaobai would let him go, he just looked at Jiang Xiaobai in the dark with frightened eyes, hoping that Jiang Xiaobai would be kind, treat himself as a fart, and let go.
Jiang Xiaobai naturally knew his thoughts, and sighed: "You can let it go, but I have to make things clear." ”
Cheng Zhijie nodded again and again, indicating that anything was acceptable.
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Only you know about this matter, if you dare to say it, I can kill you at any time, believe it or not?" ”
"Uh-huh!" Cheng Zhijie nodded again and again.
"You're just afraid that I'll kill you now, so you don't believe me, but it's okay, I can make you believe it!" As he spoke, Jiang Xiaobai lit the lighter.
"Hmm......" Looking at Jiang Xiaobai's face, Cheng Zhijie's eyes widened like a ghost, and in an instant, sweat rolled down.
Jiang Xiaobai was a little embarrassed: "Because I look exactly like you, if I kill you and pretend to be you, I believe even your wife will not suspect it, in fact, she didn't find out that I was fake this day and night, of course, I cuckolded, it's not right for me, and you can't blame her, who told us to look so similar?" ”
Cheng Zhijie's face was full of humiliation, but when he thought that he really couldn't blame his wife, his mood was complicated.
Jiang Xiaobai smiled bitterly: "Yes, I took advantage of you, but I don't like to take advantage of others, so I'm going to compensate you for something." ”
"Hmmmm......" Cheng Zhijie shook his head again and again, saying that he didn't want to compensate, as long as he lived.
"Ahem." Jiang Xiaobai coughed and said, "Are you sure you don't want to?" ”
Cheng Zhijie shook his head firmly.
"There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great." Jiang Xiaobai chuckled, "I have a way to cure your wife's infertility, don't you want it too?" ”
"Hmm......mm" Cheng Zhijie still shook his head, but his eyes suddenly widened again, as if asking: What do you say, can cure my wife's infertility?
Jiang Xiaobai nodded and said: "I know that there is a strange person who specializes in treating incurable diseases, but I don't know him, I only know that he has some relationship with Li Jinfeng, if you believe me, go to Li Jinfeng to ask, I promise not to disappoint you." ”
Cheng Zhijie still didn't believe it.
Jiang Xiaobai said again: "Is it interesting for me to lie to you, if I want to lie to you, I will kill you directly, and there will be a lot less trouble!" ”
Cheng Zhijie thought about it and finally nodded.
"And!" Jiang Xiaobai said, "After I release you, you have to pretend that you don't know that you haven't been impersonated, and you can't dislike your wife for sleeping with me, because she is innocent, and she doesn't know that I am impersonating at all, he is not wrong, it is me who is wrong!" ”
Cheng Zhijie gritted his teeth and nodded.
Jiang Xiaobai's eyes sharpened: "If you let me know that you dislike her, I will kill you and completely take her for myself!" ”
Cheng Zhijie's expression changed, and he nodded again and again.
"Smart people don't do stupid things, I believe you are a smart person!" Jiang Xiaobai dragged him out, untied his shoelaces, and began to exchange huàn clothes again.
Cheng Zhijie lay straight under the bed for a day, his hands and feet were already sore, Jiang Xiaobai kindly gave him a massage, and then restored the bed board and mattress, and asked, "Can I go back?" ”
"Hmm!" Cheng Zhijie tore off the sealing glue and said in horror, "It should be okay to move." ”
"Then I'll go!" Xiao Xiaobai patted him on the shoulder and apologized again, "I'm sorry, I'm cuckolding you!" After saying that, he walked away.
Cheng Zhijie was stunned for a long time, and then he barely got up, moving his hands and feet while walking. The sentence that lingered in my mind: I'm sorry, I'm cuckolding you.
It's really lucky to be alive, but the wife is being played, which is really not something that a man can bear.
I finally returned to the dormitory, the door was open, and the lights were not turned on in the room.
Cheng Zhijie took a deep breath, shivered and turned on the light, and found that his wife was lying on the bed neatly dressed, as if she was sleeping soundly. I wondered in my heart, didn't that person say that he was cuckolded, why didn't he see the unsightly scene?
He closed the door, carefully took off his coat and lay next to Jiang Xiaoman, feeling like he was having a nightmare.
"Husband, where are you going?" Jiang Xiaoman turned over and hugged him, and asked in a daze.
"I didn't ...... Didn't go anywhere. Cheng Zhijie kept in mind what Jiang Xiaobai said, and didn't dare to show any flaws.
"Oh...... Then go to sleep, and you have to go to work tomorrow? ”
"Hmm......" Cheng Zhijie stared at the sleeping Jiang Xiaoman, thinking about how her parents funded her to go to college, thinking about how considerate she was, and the beauty of the moon before the flowers, and couldn't blame her for this, and closed her eyes painfully.
"Husband, why are you so honest?" Jiang Xiaoman said with sleepy eyes, "Since last night, you have been weird, neither hugging others, nor making love with others, don't you like me, do you dislike me for not being able to have children?" ”
"What?" Cheng Zhijie opened his eyes suddenly, could it be that person was teasing himself and hadn't touched her at all?
Yes, it must be! After all, he was a fake, and he was afraid that my wife would find out his flaws, so he didn't dare to mess around!
Hahaha, Lao Tzu was almost fooled, he was deliberately angry with me, because he looked like me, if I disliked my wife, he could take advantage of it, haha, Lao Tzu is not fooled!
I have to say that some people just like to deceive themselves, just like this Cheng Zhijie, although he is convinced that Jiang Xiaobai will not be so honest, he would rather choose his wife to be innocent.
Thinking of the happy place, Cheng Zhijie turned over and tossed despite being dizzy from hunger, but unfortunately he was tired like a dead dog in three or two clicks, and asked proudly: "Wife, am I amazing?" ”
"Well, it's so ferocious, everyone is about to fall apart!" Jiang Xiaoman was depressed in his heart, why didn't he find this product so useless before, compared to that fake, he was just a scum!
"Husband, are you hungry?" Jiang Xiaoman not only overheard the conversation between Jiang Xiaobai and Cheng Zhijie, but also knew that Cheng Zhijie had been hungry for a day and a night.
"Hmm...... Not very hungry! Cheng Zhijie gritted his teeth, "However, it's good to get something to eat." ”
"Poof!" Jiang Xiaoman finally couldn't help laughing, got up and gave him hot leftovers, but the meal was gone, so he could only make noodles.
But her heart has drifted to 108,000 miles, thinking about Jiang Xiaobai's mystery and bravery, thinking about the conversation between Jiang Xiaobai and Cheng Zhijie, and feeling that the fake is not so evil. 's love for Cheng Zhijie will fade, otherwise, he wouldn't know that Cheng Zhijie suffered a day and a night and still laughed.
Physical derailment means betrayal of conscience, and from then on, Jiang Xiaoman always has a lingering figure in his mind, especially the sentence, "I'm sorry, I'm cuckolding you", which makes people ashamed, angry and funny.
How could this man be so shameless?
Indeed, Jiang Xiaobai also felt that he was quite shameless, and he didn't say anything about other people's wives, and threatened others not to make a statement.
Fortunately, Cheng Zhijie is a temperamentless person, and this matter is temporarily settled!
On the way back, Jiang Xiaobai found a green belt to hide, first transferred the energy to his arms, and then changed his appearance back to Ciaowa. Playing with birds, when he woke up, it was not yet dawn, so he hurriedly returned to Li Jinfeng's house, without knocking on the door, climbed directly to the fifth floor from the back drainage pipe, and entered Li Jinfeng's bedroom through the window.
It's not that he wants to peek at Li Jinfeng's sleeping position, but he wants to spoof Li Jinfeng, and by the way, he can verify whether he can climb to the fifth floor.
"Who!" Li Jinfeng snapped and turned on the light, and then screamed.
Jiang Xiaobai was also dumbfounded, he didn't expect that this girl actually likes to sleep, and now she is playing with a big hair bird!
"Look, go out!" Li Jinfeng was so angry that he smashed the pillow over.
"Oh......" Jiang Xiaobai turned around and wanted to jump out.
"Where, this way!" Li Jinfeng was taken aback, this is the fifth floor, and if you jump down, you won't fall into a meatloaf.