Chapter 32: Heirlooms

The thin monkey group suffered a loss under the hands of Brother Badou, of course they were unwilling, so they gathered a group of gangsters and squatted here. From afar, I saw him swaying over on a big cart, and immediately set up a position and prepared to besiege.

However, I didn't expect Brother Badou to be so violent, not only did he not run, but he went against the wind. The thin monkey looked at the car, and if he hit it, he would have to go to the hospital, so he flashed to both sides, and Brother Badou rushed over directly.

It is said that these gangsters are not idle eaters, they don't have big skills, and they have seen a lot of small fights. Two clever ones inserted the stick into the rear wheel of the bike.

With two rattling sounds, the fat man directly came to a trapeze, his huge body flew more than two meters high, and glided far in the air. Some of the thugs closed their eyes, and this time they had to fall half-crippled.

Unexpectedly, a scene that stunned them appeared, only to see the fat man clumsily flip in the air, and then the two feet landed, grabbed two steps forward, and then stood firmly, this scene was like a stunt shot in the movie.

Where have the gangsters seen such a scene, thinking that they have really met a hero who walks on the wall, and they are so frightened that they scatter. Brother Badou was stunned for a long time, and then roared angrily: "Damn, pay for my car spokes!" ”

This night's business was bleak, it was estimated that it would be good to buy enough spokes for the car, the fat man sat on the pony, while bombarding mosquitoes, and pondered in his heart: You can't do this, what kind of money can you make from a small fight, you can't run Changhua twice; I heard that there are a lot of gambling stones in Yunnan, and when the case is closed, I will try my luck.

The jade wool of the godmother is equivalent to guiding the fat man to a bright road. In other words, Brother Badou doesn't have any ambitions, and his biggest wish in this life is to find a good daughter-in-law, and then raise sorghum, millet, and beans to grow up to be * people; However, with the opening of the third eye, now he also has a little plan, and he has a better vision for his future life, but this qiē needs to make money first.

The most annoying thing is that the case has been dragging on, and he wants to move but can't go anywhere, which really makes Brother Badou a little depressed. smoked two more cigarettes, and saw that it was past ten o'clock, and Brother Badou began to close the stall.

When I got home, Doudou had already slept, and the blind man was sitting alone on the bed, his eyes were very deep: "Badou, your burden now is much heavier than that of my father, so I decided to officially pass on the heirloom to you!" ”

Knowing that Dad has always been a god, he is a little out of tune, so Brother Badou doesn't have much hope for the so-called heirloom. However, in order to satisfy his old man's vanity, he still pretended to be flattered: "What baby, is it the pants worn by Qin Shi Huang when he unified the Six Kingdoms or the urinal used by Wu Zetian?" ”

The blind man glared at him fiercely: "Say it and scare you to death, Old Master Kong knows-"

Brother Badou nodded again and again: "That must be the crutch used by Sage Kong!" ”

"Seriously!" The blind man picked up the bamboo pole, and when he was a child, Brother Badou was often knocked on the ass by this thing, and he was honest and listened attentively. I only heard the blind man continue to say: "Confucius has 3,000 disciples and 72 sages, among which there is a man named Gongye Chang, who is the best at bird language, and our family heirloom is the Book of Birds and Beasts handed down by Gongye Chang!" ”

It's really fake-Brother Badou was also in a fog for a while, but when the blind man Wang took out a small cloth bag and took out a yellowed old book from it, he basically didn't believe it: "Dad, at that time, I still used bamboo and wood slips, you-"

"Of course, it was sorted out by later generations, it's roughly like the current pirated version, you hurry up and take a look!" The blind man was serious, and his face was solemn.

The fat man leaned in and looked at it for a long time, and then shook his head vigorously: "I don't understand, it's all ghost drawings, and I don't know a word."

"Hey, you don't have a chance-" The blind man was full of regret: "This book is said to have been passed down for forty-eight generations, but no one understands it!" ”

"You don't understand it." The fat man said with a hippie smile.

The blind man glared at him and roared angrily: "Nonsense, if I learn it, I still need to tell fortunes and cheat money, how can I get a yellow bird to draw lots!" ”

Brother Badou was also afraid that he would be really angry: "You always sleep first, I'll take a look, maybe I'll open up when I get to the bottom of it." ”

After all, but looking at the ghost drawings above, the more I looked at it, the more confused I became, and in the end, Brother Badou lasted less than five minutes, and fell asleep with his body leaning back, and the Book of Birds and Beasts was quietly placed on the table, as lonely as the thousands of years it had passed.

Sleeping until midnight, Doudou arched up from the bed and looked around for the urinal. Usually, they put the sorghum away, but the blind man was not familiar with the situation, so he didn't prepare it for Doudou.

Doudou had to slowly rise to the ground, ready to pee in the urine bucket, and under the reflection of the light, Doudou saw the book of beasts on the table. The little one's ears twitched twice, and then he leaned in, resting his arms on the table, tilting his head to listen.

After listening to it for a while, the yellowed paper automatically turned to the next page, and this scene seemed very strange in the deep quiet night. Unconsciously, Doudou's face showed a look of intoxication.

Falling asleep, the fat man sat up from the bed in a daze, and muttered: "What are the beans doing?" ”

"Old Bean, I'll listen to the book—"

Oh—and then the fat man saw the pages turn automatically, and muttered, "It's a dream!" "Bang for a moment, and then lie down and sleep.

When the sky was light, the blind man got up, and he became a habit in the countryside, and went outside to stretch his muscles and bones, that is, he wandered around blindly in the courtyard. Seeing him stretch out his arm and throw his leg, Xiao Hei stared at him vigilantly on the side, like a thief.

After a while, Doudou ran out wearing only a small vest and running out bare-bottomed: "Grandpa, the book on the table is good." ”

The blind man thought he was talking nonsense: "Doudou, go, grandpa will take you out to buy food." Then I saw Doudou walk up to Xiao Hei and pat it on the head: "Grandpa doesn't steal—"

The two men went out of the yard, the blind man carried the soybean milk pot, and the little black and the little white dog followed behind, one left and one right, like two generals.

The air is fresh in the morning, and there are really a lot of people who come out to stroll, mostly old men and old ladies, walking dogs, walking birds, and then buying some breakfast by the way.

An old man carrying a cage bird came over, and inside the bird cage was a thrush, jumping up and down, very active.

"Grandpa, are you afraid of earthquakes?" Doudou suddenly tugged at the sleeve of the blind man.

"The earthquake was so powerful that the ground shook so hard that it could knock down buildings." Wang Blind felt that the little guy's curiosity was quite strong, at least much stronger than when Badou was a child.

"Then let's get down, the little bird said early, there will be an earthquake in a while-" Doudou finished speaking, and lay down directly on the road.

"Hurry up, kid!" The blind man was also a little crying and laughing: he also lost Badou's patience, how could he end up with this child?

Just as he stretched out his hand to pull Doudou, he suddenly felt the ground under his feet flickering twice, and the blind man stumbled, sat on the ground, and fell on his buttocks.

Then, I heard an exclamation from all around: "It's an earthquake—"