Chapter Seventy-Three: Punishing Uncle's "De'er", "Oh", "Call", and "Driving"
Hao Lancheng said angrily: "You little girl, ride your neck and?!" ”
Tian Qingqing also didn't give an inch: "Three cats bite my feet!" Bite my ass! ”
"There are no three cats at all."
"You said, 'Three cats and six eyes, eat you or not.'"
"It's a slippery, a brainteaser for math." Hao Lancheng had no choice but to lose, and his attitude became much gentler: "How many eyes do you say three cats?" ”
"Six."
"Yes. So what are you afraid of?! ”
"I'm afraid of three cats."
"Didn't I tell you, three cats are three cats."
"No, three cats are three cats, and three cats are three cats. The younger brother of the camp is called the second battalion, you can't say that the second battalion is two battalions, right?! ”
"Aren't you messing around?"
"Who messed around! If you say, 'Eat me or not', you're definitely going to eat people." No, I'm afraid...... I'm afraid ......"
Tian Qingqing said and said, "Boom" and cry again.
"Don't cry, big night, mad."
"Then you let me ride my neck, and I won't cry."
"You little aunt, I can't help you."
Hao Lancheng said, really lifting Tian Qingqing into his neck.
Tian Qingqing sat on Hao Lancheng's neck, with her feet on her chest. Holding his head with both hands, he felt a sense of victory in his heart.
By this time it was completely dark, there was no moon, and there was no human figure in the fields. But there are stars, and by the light of the stars you can see the way.
In front of me is a big straight. Tian Qingqing slapped Hao Lancheng's head, and said in his mouth: "De'er De'er (meaning to go straight)."
"What are you doing? Herding cattle? Hao Lancheng raised his head and shouted at Tian Qingqing in an angry manner.
Tian Qingqing pretended not to see it, but still hit her head and said, "You have to have a child."
was so angry that Hao Lancheng put her down, turned her head and left.
Tian Qingqing stood on the ground and cried loudly. While crying, he said, "The old horse monkey ate me, I see how you explain my mother?" How to explain to the neighbors? How do you account for your own conscience?! ”
Hao Lancheng had no choice but to stand still, turned around and shouted at Tian Qingqing: "Are you still hitting me in the head?" And say, 'Gotta have' no? Don't you say it, I'm carrying you? ”
Tian Qingqing was still crying, not saying "say", nor "not saying".
Hao Lancheng was so angry that his nose was crooked, he stomped his foot, turned back, put Tian Qingqing in his neck, and continued to walk forward. But he complained in his heart: "I was tortured by this little aunt and grandmother!" ”
When he came to a fork in the road, he should turn right, Tian Qingqing patted Hao Lancheng's head again, and said, "Oh-oh-(the meaning of turning right)"
Hao Lancheng stopped, looked up at Tian Qingqing, gritted his teeth and said, "What are you going to do!" Do you have to let me leave you alone? ”
Tian Qingqing snorted in her nose, raised her head high, and looked at the stars in the sky.
Hao Lancheng had no choice but to continue walking. The pace slowed down significantly.
"Drive (meaning to go fast)! Drive! Tian Qingqing slapped his head and said.
Hao Lancheng's lungs were about to explode, but there was nothing he could do. He knew he had met his nemesis today. I had to swallow my anger and move forward.
When he was about to enter Tianjiazhuang, he should turn left, Tian Qingqing patted his head again, and said: "Huhu (the meaning of turning left)." ”
"You little kid, how do you know so much."
This time, Hao Lancheng was completely confused, and he didn't know how to get angry.
In fact, Tian Qingqing only learned this morning that it belongs to the "buy now and sell now" type.
Hao Lanxin asked for leave at home, and after Tian Miaomiao fell asleep in the middle of the morning, Tian Qingqing carried a small basket on her back and held a sickle, and invited Wen Xiaoxu and Tian Youqiu to go to the east to find Ququ vegetables.
At this time, the ququ vegetables are tender, and they are just looking for them to eat. Although the dandelions are constantly at home, the taste is always single, and she wants to add more dishes to the family to change the taste.
What's more, since the crossing, she hasn't gone to the east to turn around, just in time to open her eyes.
The three of them walked around the field and dug up some koji vegetables. When I came back, I happened to meet Fu Zhenhai who was driving back with an empty car. Wen Xiaoxu is familiar with him, so he wants to take a car. Fu Zhenhai also intended to please Tian Qingqing for the sake of sending fish. So he let the three children get into the car.
Tian Qingqing saw that Fu Zhenhai didn't use a whip to catch the car, and his mouth was "oh" and "hoo", and the cow was very obedient and should turn around, and should go straight and straight, so he asked Fu Zhenhai: "Uncle, did the cow understand your words?" ”
"I understand, it's all trained."
"What language does this 'oh oh' and 'woo' mean?"
So, Fu Zhenhai told her, she remembered it in her heart, and it came in handy tonight.
Sister Hao Lanxin's mother-in-law Hao Lancheng knows. Because out of etiquette, I have to come every year to pay New Year's greetings to the old man and the old lady. But recently, I heard that Tian Dalin's family was taken to live in the courtyard house, where the courtyard was, and how to get there, he didn't know.
"Hey, little Nizi, where do you live now?" Hao Lancheng looked up and asked.
"Listen to me." Tian Qingqing looked domineering.
So, Tian Qingqing "got a child" for a while, "oh oh" for a while, and "hoo" for a while, when he walked to the door of the courtyard house, he pulled a big long "hoo", and slipped out of Hao Lancheng's neck.
Hao Lanxin, who was in the courtyard house, heard movement outside and hurriedly came out to see. Seeing that it was his brother and eldest daughter, he hurriedly said, "Brother, why are you here?" Sending Qingqing back? ”
Hao Lancheng snorted angrily: "Ask your good daughter!" ”
Hao Lanxin hurriedly dragged Tian Qingqing, who was about to run into the house, and asked, "Qingqing, what's wrong?" Got your uncle angry? ”
Tian Qingqing snorted at Hao Lancheng with a calm face, pulled back his little hand from Hao Lanxin's hand, and ran into the house with a "quack" and "quack".
Hao Lanxin was stunned. But my brother is here, why don't you have to go into the house to rest for a while and drink a bowl of water?! So he said to Hao Lancheng: "Brother, you can rest in the house for a while and drink a bowl of water." ”
"Can I still drink water? My stomach is about to be blown up by your daughter. He turned around and left.
Hao Lanxin panicked. My brother sent his daughter over, why didn't he leave without going into the house. He said again: "Brother, you wait, after drinking a bowl of water, let Darling ride a bicycle to take you there." As he spoke, he shouted at Tian Dalin at the yard house.
"No, I can't afford it." Hao Lancheng, who had walked out of the two feet away, snorted angrily. The steps under my feet are faster.
After Tian Dalin asked about the situation, Hao Lancheng was gone.
"I borrowed a bicycle and chased him." Tian Dalin said.
"I see that he is gone, he is angry, and he may not be in your car if he catches up." Hao Lanxin said, entering the house and asking Tian Qingqing what was going on.
"Not really. I was homesick and didn't want to live there. Tian Qingqing said colorlessly.
Hao Lanxin: "Why did you let your uncle send it while walking?" Don't use a bike? ”
In fact, Hao Lanxin didn't see Tian Qingqing riding in Hao Lancheng's neck, and thought that the two of them were walking back.
"Mom, don't ask, I'm tired." Tian Qingqing said, stuck on the bed~ and stopped talking, looking "exhausted".
Regarding Hao Lancheng's bullet head, Tian Qingqing never told anyone from beginning to end. Including his mother Hao Lanxin and grandmother Hao Xu. No matter how bad the uncle is, he is also his mother's brother and grandmother's son, and he has cast a shadow on the flesh and blood. Anyway, I have already punished him, I hope he will accept the lesson and mend his ways.
Hao Lanxin thought that her eldest daughter was really tired, so she asked Tian Dalin to pick her up, spread ~ the bed, and beckoned Tian Youqiu and Tian Youchun to sleep. He personally unbuttoned and undressed Tian Qingqing.
Tian Qingqing was lying in the small quilt and couldn't sleep. recalled the whole process of the incident, and couldn't help but shed tears silently. Although she punished her uncle Hao Lancheng, she didn't feel good at all. My mother-in-law, I was teased like an animal like this, did I go too far?!
Tian Qingqing touched the place where Hao Lan was bombed, there was a scar a little bigger than a soybean grain, and it hurt a lot.
Thinking of the unscrupulous second aunt again, that slap must have used enough strength! Otherwise, the tip of the three teeth would not have pierced the skull and pierced into the head?!
One is my mother-in-law's uncle, who bounced hard with enough strength!
One is my aunt, who slapped her hand violently!
But you know what? You're dealing with a seven-year-old girl who is related to you by blood?!
As the saying goes: "Aunt and uncle, generation after generation, discount bones and tendons". How did you get to yourself and there was only "fighting" left?
Is the world declining, people's hearts are not ancient, and family affection is weak? Or is it that he has an ill-fated encounter with a femme fatale's evil relative?
In my previous life, I didn't have a very deep impression of my second aunt. When Tian Miaomiao remembered, she had been separated from her grandmother, and her father had passed away. Orphans, widows, and relatives on my grandmother's side don't move around much.
It's different for my uncle, and I'm impressed.
My mother was wronged in her mother-in-law's house, and the only one to confide in was her mother's family.
At that time, grandpa and grandma had already separated. Grandpa gave it to the uncle, and grandma gave it to the uncle. The two uncles were working outside and didn't come back, but in fact, the grandmother was alone in the uncle's house.
Grandma is not comfortable, her uncle doesn't care about her, her brother-in-law is not at home, she is lonely, like a lonely old man. When the mother and daughter met, they were all teary-eyed. When Tian Miaomiao was in the third year of junior high school, her grandmother left the world, and a year later, her grandfather also passed away one after another, and the two old people went to the grave to reunite.
The uncle separated the two old men, causing the two old men to be lonely and desolate in their later years, and he himself did not end well. The eldest concubine contracted cancer at the age of forty-seven and died a year later at the age of Chinese New Year's Eve.
Later, the uncle continued another, and the two of them often quarreled because of the children and the economy, and even did something. Within a few years, the two divorced.
When Tian Miaomiao died, he was still alone. Later, Tian Qingqing didn't know. RS