As soon as he heard this, the people around him gathered around and started to talk and coax.

"Wow, wow, we're witnessing!"

"Old blind man, you are afraid of a ball, with us to testify, her soft aunt dares to cheat?"

"If she dares to cheat, Lao Tzu will be the first to refuse!" The dog skin plaster seller also shouted, "This girl has always bullied the soft and afraid of the hard, and today she must want to play the old blind man again, since she said that she exchanged the jade bracelet for the hen, then she can't go back, otherwise we won't agree, everyone said no!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes, we won't say yes!" Everyone agreed, but most of them were thinking of watching the excitement.

"When did the old lady cheat!" The soft lady expected that Jiang Xiaobai couldn't figure out who stole the chicken. The reason why he found Jiang Xiaobai was nothing more than to have fun, and by the way, he wanted to be lucky, but now he has aroused public indignation, knowing that his character is too poor, and it is difficult to ride a tiger, he gritted his teeth and said, "As long as he calculates who stole the chicken, or finds the whereabouts of the chicken, this bracelet is his, the old lady spits a nail in one mouthful, and her words count!" ”

Everyone applauded in unison, and encouraged Jiang Xiaobai to hurry up and agree.

Jiang Xiaobai wanted to get out at this time, it was too late, gritted his teeth, started the search, entered the soft lady's stealing of the chicken into the search box, clicked confirm, and the result showed that her chicken had run to the soft-shelled turtle casserole of Aunt Liang's house next door.

Soft-shelled turtle casserole?

Jiang Xiaobai suddenly had a plan, and said with a smile: "Okay, since there is a big guy to testify, then I will make a bet with her, write a word, and I will test it for you!" As he spoke, he took out a pen and paper from the cloth bag and handed it to the soft lady.

"My mother can't write!" The soft lady deliberately made things difficult for Jiang Xiaobai, and the thief smiled, "Say okay with your mouth?" ”

"Yes!" Jiang Xiaobai said indifferently, "You can say anything." ”

"It's a chicken word!" The soft lady said, "The old lady lost the chicken, of course she has to use the word chicken." ”

"Chickens?" Jiang Xiaobai looked at the duck in her hand from the gap in her glasses, rolled her eyes, pinched her fingers and read something.

Everyone stared at Jiang Xiaobai and didn't make a sound to disturb.

When it comes to the profession of fortune telling, it is always full of mystery in the eyes of laymen, so everyone wants to see if Jiang Xiaobai can really calculate the whereabouts of the chicken.

"Chicken, from bird, now it's noon again, I understand!" Jiang Xiaobai slapped his thigh, "The person who stole the chicken is also a big lady, and he is a neighbor of the soft lady, and he even has a good relationship with the soft lady!" I also figured out that the chicken was already stewed with soft-shelled turtle! ”

The soft lady was unconvinced: "Why do you say that, what evidence do you have?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai analyzed: "The chicken is a bird, and the half of the 'and' plus the 'big' is not the 'friend' of a friend, and the big character and the word are close together, aren't they neighbors?" ”

The soft lady said suspiciously: "You mean that Aunt Liang stole my chicken?" So how do you know that my chicken is stewed? ”

Jiang Xiaobai said: "You mentioned a duck now, this duck must be locked in a cage with your chicken, but the only difference between the chicken and the duck in the glyph is 'again' and 'a', then, then, it must be the chicken with the soft-shelled turtle stewed, don't believe it, now go to Mrs. Liang's house to see if she stews chicken with soft-shelled turtle, and then see if the chicken is yours!" ”

The soft lady was still not convinced: "Even if you are right, who knows if the chicken is mine?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai said: "Don't you know how many chickens Aunt Liang has?" ”

The soft lady blurted out: "She doesn't have chickens!" ”

"That's even better!" Jiang Xiaobai said, "The town is so big, she buys chicken stewed soft-shelled turtle, and she always has to say where she bought the chicken. Right, I can't say it, isn't that stealing? ”

"That's right!" Everyone said, "Let's go, let's go to Aunt Liang's house!" ”

"Go and go, I still don't believe that you are so godly!" The soft lady immediately rushed to her house with everyone, and scolded and scolded in her mouth, "Dead widow, if you really dare to steal my chicken, the old lady will be finished with her!" ”

During this period, Jiang Xiaobai also heard everyone talking, saying that the son of the soft lady was a gambler, and if he really lost a jade bracelet, it would be strange if he didn't find Aunt Liang to work hard.

Some people say that this Aunt Liang is not a vegetarian, her daughter is doing things for Sister Zhu, she is really going to provoke her, and the whole Zhangshu Town should not think about peace.

Hearing these discussions, Jiang Xiaobai's heart moved, this is really sleepy, there is a pillow, so he said: "Soft aunt, I'm afraid that you will bully my old blind man, so let's give me the jade bracelet first, and if I don't calculate it accurately, I will return the jade bracelet to you!" ”

Everyone also coaxed, asking the soft lady to hand over the jade bracelet first, but the soft lady said that she couldn't help everyone, so she had to give the jade bracelet to Jiang Xiaobai.

After a while, everyone went to a large courtyard, because they wanted to catch stolen goods, everyone consciously closed their mouths, and the soft aunt immediately knocked on the door of a brick house, and said sharply: "Sister-in-law of the Liang family, are you at home?" ”

There was a bang inside, and a woman's voice replied in alarm, "In ...... Here's it.,Is it's a big girl.,What's the matter? ”

The soft lady coaxed: "My key has fallen off, and I can't enter the door, can you borrow a hammer to smash the lock for me?" ”

"Borrow a hammer, I don't have a man in my family, and I don't have a hammer, but I'll look for it." Aunt Liang seemed to be relieved, rummaged through the cabinets and looked for a long time, and then carefully opened the door a crack, ready to hand the hammer out, but saw that the yard was full of people, and she was stunned.

The soft lady didn't say much, and pushed her open and entered the door.

"Hey, what are you doing, that's so rude, aren't you?" Aunt Liang is a woman with sharp beaks and monkey cheeks, and when she saw this battle, she immediately knew that something bad was wrong, and she followed behind the soft lady in panic and shouted and screamed.

Seeing the opportunity, everyone rushed in, just in time to see the soft lady in the kitchen uncovering the lid of the casserole, and when the time came, a rich smell of chicken soup spread out, and the whole audience was fried.

"Wow, you stole my chicken!" Thinking that she lost a dowry jade bracelet because of a chicken, and thinking that the old sisters on the other side of the door did not recognize the six relatives, the soft aunt was angry, grabbed Aunt Liang and dragged her to the miscellaneous yard, screaming and scolding at the top of her throat.

Aunt Liang is not a vegetarian either, since she turned her face, she simply spoofed and said: "Why do you say that I stole your chicken, I bought this chicken, bought it, not stolen it!" ”

"Bought it, where did you buy it!" Keeping Jiang Xiaobai's words in mind, the soft aunt blushed and screamed thickly, "You say, where did you buy it, let's go find the chicken seller and ask for clarification!" ”

"Go and go, who is afraid of whom!" Aunt Liang was really not afraid, and walked out confidently, according to her thoughts, at this time, the market was dispersed, and the chicken dealers also went home, and no one could be found at that time, so it was not casual to say what she said.

Seeing that they were making fun, Shen Yatou also wanted to join in the fun, but Jiang Xiaobai dragged her back, and said to the casserole with a dark belly: "Aren't you hungry?" ”

Shen Yatou's eyes widened, and then she laughed, and then found a bowl of chopsticks, scooped two large bowls of chicken out, and urged: "Eat quickly, eat quickly, if you don't eat them, they will come back!" ”

"Don't worry, they're going to make a fuss for a long time!" Jiang Xiaobai smiled evilly, "Eat slowly, and then go to join in the fun when you are full." ”

Shen Yatou found it very interesting, and laughed while eating, because it was too hot, she was anxious, so she simply poured the chicken soup into the basin, shook it and sent it to her mouth, and praised it again and again: "The original local chicken stewed soft-shelled turtle tastes so good, Allah has grown so big, it is the first time to eat such delicious food." ”

Allah: Originally, it was a dialect in the Ningpo area, which is equivalent to the meaning of "I" or "we", and Shen Yatou also occasionally heard Jiang Xiaobai call herself like this, so she used it.

"Eat more, then!" Jiang Xiaobai sighed with emotion, although this girl is dressed in fine clothes and food, it is really not easy to eat pure rural delicacies.

So, people quarreled all over a chicken, but in the end, they cheapened the villain in the house and a bone-grabbing leper dog.

Finally, Shen Yatou burped: "Uh...... We were so good that the two of us ate a chicken, and there was not even a hot left. ”

Jiang Xiaobai wiped his mouth and said, "I didn't eat breakfast, let alone a chicken, even a cow we can eat." ”

"Haha, then let's go see the excitement." Shen Yatou washed her hands, wiped her mouth, and pulled Jiang Xiaobai out of the courtyard, but as soon as they came out, they met the angry Aunt Liang and others.

Before Jiang Xiaobai came back to his senses, he was grabbed by the collar by Aunt Liang, and scolded angrily: "Okay, you are blind, did you say that the old lady stole her chicken?" ”

"What for!" Jiang Xiaobai pushed her away vigorously and said proudly, "Yes, it's what the blind man said!" ”

Aunt Liang jumped to her feet and said: "Why do you say that I stole her chicken, if you don't come up with evidence, the old lady will break your dog's leg!" ”

The soft lady also crossed her waist and said: "Old blind man, the market is scattered, we can't find the one who bought chickens, what do you say?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai said unhurriedly: "Do you know your chicken feathers?" ”

The soft lady thought for a while and said, "My hen is a black-boned chicken without any variegation, which is easy to identify!" ”

"That's easy!" Jiang Xiaobai sneered, "Aunt Liang, you have a dog, uh......" The last sound was a full burp.

"What's wrong with dogs!" Aunt Liang said uneasily, "We're talking about chickens, why are you pulling dogs?" ”

Jiang Xiaobaishi was shocked: "I want to judge the dog!" ”

"Dogs?" The audience was puzzled.

Jiang Xiaobai explained: "If the chicken was stolen by Aunt Liang, the chicken feathers would definitely be buried, and when she killed the chicken, her dog must have seen it, as long as I tried the dog, it would naturally tell me where the chicken feathers were buried." ”

"You think you're a Bao Gong, and you still judge the dog?" Aunt Liang quacked and laughed, "Okay, wow, I'll let you try it, if you can't get tried, you will have to be blind for this crime of planting!" ”

"I dare to judge dogs, I have the ability to judge dogs!" Jiang Xiaobai didn't say much, and took everyone back to Mrs. Liang's house, at that time, Mrs. Liang saw the bottom of the casserole facing the sky, and the ground was full of chicken bones, so she jumped to her feet and said, "Which god stole the old lady's chicken?" ”

Jiang Xiaobai said with green eyes: "You dare to swear it's your chicken...... Is it? ”

As soon as she heard this burp, Aunt Liang almost fainted, and everyone was also full of black lines, and said in her heart, this dead blind man is too hateful, people are noisy outside, he actually took the opportunity to steal the chicken and eat it, don't you play like this? R1058