Chapter 69: The Ranking of Sister Artifacts

"Soul back, soul back!" Li Feng stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers in front of Hua Dashao's eyes, and finally called Hua Dashao, who was in the midst of a spell.

Hua Dashao glanced at Li Feng, his eyes were full of melancholy, "Fengzi, don't disturb me, let me be a frustrated person on the battlefield of love quietly!" ”

"Frustrated with your size!" Li Feng rolled his eyes, reached out and took the mouse on the desktop to exit the post, then pointed to the post that several girls had posted before, and said, "The person concerned has already posted a post to clarify, haven't you seen it?" ”

"Post clarification?" Hua Dashao looked at Li Feng suspiciously, then turned his head to look at the screen, his eyes swept slightly, and he immediately saw the title that was also set to highlight.

"Thank you all for your interest in us! Our six sisters are happy with the person they love! Comes with a few recent photos of our cute handsome pot......" Reading this, Hua Dashao's gaze has been sluggish, "Enough!" Fengzi, I already know, you let me be alone for a while, rest assured, I won't commit suicide, I just want to quietly mourn my first love who died halfway! ”

"My first love for your sister!" Seeing Hua Dashao's half-dead face, Li Feng knew that this guy was also deceived by this title, so he simply picked up the mouse again and clicked into the post, "Hurry up and give me a closer look!" It's not what you think, people have already sent photos to clarify! ”

"Send a photo to clarify? Could it be the wedding photos of the seven of them? "At this moment, Hua Dashao's head has already opened to the sky!

"Oh! Oh my heart! Why is there a heart-rending pain? Hua Dashao grimaced in pain, while his hand pressed uncontrollably on the mouse, sliding the mouse lightly and looking down.

When the picture was halfway through, the first thing that appeared was the smiling face of Wu Dandan sitting in a corner.

Seeing this, Hua Dashao suddenly sighed: "Woo! It's U Thantham! I didn't expect that even such a strong female man as her was captured by this man! Look at her expression, and smile so happily! Sure enough, the stronger the woman on the surface, the more coquettish she actually is! ”

Hua Dashao said, but his fingers did not stop, and continued to slide down, and then he saw Xu Wenjin with a quiet smile, and Xu Wenjin in the picture was in a posture of intimate feeding at this time: "Woo! It's Jin'er! Oh my brocade! I've never seen her smile so touching! Why isn't this smile for me? ”

Hua Dashao slid the mouse to continue down, and sighed: "What a beautiful smile!" What a smile! What gentle eyes! What a cute little squirrel......"

Wait a minute!

"Little squirrel?!" Hua Dashao slammed suddenly, his eyes widened suddenly, "! Where did a little squirrel come from?! ”

Hua Dashao quickly slid the mouse, and suddenly the whole picture appeared in front of him!

"Huh? Dare them to feed a squirrel! The moment he saw this complete picture, Hua Dashao seemed to be instantly injected with 200cc of chicken blood, and suddenly jumped up from his seat excitedly: "! It turned out to be a squirrel! Special meow, dare I eat vinegar for a long time, but I am actually eating a squirrel's flying vinegar? Wha! ”

Seeing the excitement of Hua Dashao's resurrection with full blood, Li Feng knew that this guy was completely recovered!

"Damn it! I said, how could my Jin'er just leave me and run away with others silently? After knowing the whole thing, Hua Dashao immediately began to summarize with hindsight, "And Wu Dandan, that female man, how could she run away with a man so easily!" No matter what, you have to let a man cry wolf and pursue it for three or four years! Ay! Blame me for not even being able to figure out such a simple thing! No wonder some people say that the IQ of a man in love should be halved! ”

Hearing Hua Dashao's words, Li Feng, who was standing on the side, couldn't help but pout: "You don't seem to be in love yet, right?" ”

Hua Dashao glanced at Li Feng: "It's not okay to be in one-sided love?!" ”

When Li Feng heard this, he pulled the corners of his mouth: "You cow!" ”

Hua Dashao said arrogantly: "Then you still need to say it?" Everyone on earth knows it! ”

After being resurrected with full blood, Hua Dashao sat back in his seat, eating the fried buns brought by Li Feng, while flipping through the post, and kept commenting in his mouth: "This squirrel is really cute!" It's no wonder that Jin'er loves them so much! ”

After reading this post, Hua Dashao returned to the homepage of the campus forum again, and at this time, a brand new post had appeared on the homepage.

"The latest issue of Zhonghai University's Top 10 Sister Artifact Rankings! 》

"! The \ sister artifact has been updated?! As soon as he saw this title, Hua Da Shao's fat hand shook and immediately clicked in, "Fengzi, hurry up and take a look!" ”

Put the \ sister artifact ranking,This is a group of idle eggs hurt students out of boredom out of the rankings,Through guΓ² some complex numbers jΓΉ calculate the items that can improve the success rate of \ sisters,And then make a ranking according to the success rate!

The entire leaderboard is ranked from the lowest to the highest, starting from the tenth place and going up in order.

Hua Dashao and Li Feng took a look, except for the latest Apple mobile phones, the other lists have not changed much as in previous years.

"That's not interesting! Nothing has changed! Hua Dashao was a little bored with scrolling the mouse, trying to quickly go through the list that had been seen many times.

"Huh?" At this time, Hua Dashao found that the supercar that often held the first \ sister artifact in previous years was squeezed into second place!

"Could it be that this year there is a \ sister artifact that is even more awesome than a supercar?!" Hua Dashao immediately quickly swiped the mouse and came to the location of the first-ranked sister artifact.

"it!" When the picture stayed on the first-ranked sister artifact, Hua Dashao and Li Feng stared, and their faces showed a trace of consternation, and the latter subconsciously turned his head to look behind his shoulder.

"The No. 1 sister artifact in this issue turned out to be that squirrel?!" Hua Dashao opened his mouth, and his face was incredible!

As for Li Feng, he couldn't cry or laugh for a long time, because the photo that appeared on the screen was the cute photo of Xiaojin holding corn that the girl uploaded to the post before!

The owner of the building that released this issue of the ranking explained: "According to eyewitnesses, in the cafeteria of the Houshan campus this morning, an unknown man took this little squirrel and successfully made an appointment to have breakfast with six beautiful women. And at the time of parting, the six beauties all showed an extremely reluctant look! ”

"We compared several major artifacts and finally determined that this green, pollution-free, pollution-free little squirrel is the most cost-effective sister artifact!"

"Therefore, it is really well deserved to let this little squirrel be on the list of top sister artifacts!"

"Finally, we have to give a friendly reminder......"

"This ranking is purely idle eggs hurt to go out, if there is anything unpleasant, it's my business!"

……

"Smack!" Hua Dashao slapped his slap fiercely, "Why didn't I think of it!" ”

Li Feng was taken aback by Hua Dashao's sudden slap, and suddenly asked angrily, "What didn't you expect?" ”

"Raise a little squirrel!" Hua Dashao said, "Girls like small animals the most!" But cats and dogs are not allowed in the school, but it doesn't say that you can't keep squirrels! ”

"Haha! That guy is so talented! I even drilled a loophole in the school rules! It seems that he must be an experienced master! If I have the chance, I will definitely ask for advice! ”

"Oh, really?" When Li Feng heard this, he immediately said helplessly, "It's not necessarily a master of sister, but if you want to raise a little squirrel, then you can ask for advice like him now!" ”

"Huh? What did you say? When Hua Dashao heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned, "Is that person here with us?" ”

"Yes!" Li Feng nodded, "Far away in the sky, close in front of you!" ”

At the same time as Li Feng spoke, Xiao Jin, who had been holding Li Feng's clothes and hanging behind Li Feng, suddenly had a small head out from behind him, and his little round eyes looked at Hua Dashao carefully, and then let out a "squeak" scream!

"Master, master, is this male human your friend? He looks so funny! It's the same meat bun I ate in the morning! Chubby, I really want to take a bite! ”

When Li Feng heard this, he laughed dumbly! This snack goods! I really can't forget the meat buns!

At this moment, Hua Dashao suddenly hugged Li Feng's thigh: "Brother! Please take me as an apprentice and give me this powerful sister artifact! ”

Li Feng: "......"

Kim: "......"