348 The trick of picking up girls doesn't work all the time

What skills do you need to pick up girls?

This question is really difficult to answer, after all, there are many beauties in this world, and all beauties are very characterful, and it is normal for everyone to like to step on different things. Some people like muscular men, some people like beautiful men, how can a man have both the attributes of muscular men and beautiful men in appearance? Therefore, appearance is of course very important for pickled girls, but it is not the most important thing.

So what's the most important thing?

The most important thing is, of course, skill...... If you're going to have dinner with a beautiful woman, you'll need at least the financial resources and a sweet mouth to talk to, as well as the skills to pick up a conversation.

The skill of pick-up is different in every era, different in every country, if a modern person travels back thousands of years to the past to pick up a conversation, then his chances of failure are very high, this is the difference in culture...... Let a modern rich second generation driving a Mercedes-Benz car to accosting an ancient lady, I can't bear to look at it directly when I think about that picture......

After Long Aotian came to the spirit world, he changed into the clothes of the spirit world, looking polite, the place where he is now is at the foot of Donglai Mountain in Penglai Wonderland, the aesthetics here have been almost poisoned by Ai Yue, the entire Donglai Mountain is a mushroom house, and there are many people who have green snails as pets. Have you ever seen a picture of an old Taoist priest playing chess with another old Taoist priest when he suddenly passed by a red snail? If you haven't seen it, then it's good that you can open your eyes now......

Long Aotian wiped his eyes, he looked at the strange snail in front of him...... Green. What is the matter with a snail with narrowed eyes and a very lazy look? It's mid-afternoon, and the afternoon sun does make people want to take a nap, but is it really good for you to be so anthropomorphic as a snail?

"Well, Brother Snail, how are you?" Long Aotian didn't know why he was talking so politely to a snail, but when the people around him were all looking at him with a 'ghost' look, he could only speak to the only creature that didn't seem to have a bad feeling for him, even though this creature was just a snail......

"Midori, come over quickly. Didn't you tell you not to talk to strangers? The stranger was a kidnapper. What if you get kidnapped? A crisp voice sounded, and an innocent girl hurriedly ran over, then picked up the snail and prepared to run......

"That, Miss. I'm not a bad person. Why are you so repulsive to me? Long Aotian didn't know how to face the fact that he was hated for a while. It feels bad all over. But in the face of a pure girl, as a person, Long Aotian still couldn't bear to be too harsh...... This girl is quite innocent. The voice is also good, anyway, there are many places, so it's better to add this girl to the harem......

Long Aotian's thinking has just been activated, and he has caught the girl who wants to escape...... However, when the young lady spoke, he knew what he really did not want......

"Don't come near me, or I'll call someone!" The innocent girl said tremblingly.

"Well, miss, why are you so wary of me? Where is this? I'm a monk and I stumbled into the treasure land...... Uh, miss, what are you holding in your hand? Wanted, what's going on with this thing? "Why does the world have his wanted list? And it's a full-color photo, this is not scientific at all, where was there such technology in the Tang Dynasty? Or is it that the Tang Dynasty in the mythological era was completely different from the ordinary Tang Dynasty? If that's really the case...... Wait, even if that's the case, it's too much for this wanted list to say he's a thief, he hasn't done anything at all, right?

"Miss, this is all a misunderstanding, do you look at me, like a thief?" The corners of Long Aotian's mouth twitched, he was really wronged, "I don't know what's going on, but there must be a misunderstanding inside, I'm not from this world at all, I'm ...... the Netherworld"

"I know, you are a person from the Netherworld, a famous thief in the Netherworld, what are you doing in the spirit world? This is the location of Ai Yue's dojo, if you are interested, just leave obediently, otherwise I will be welcome......" The innocent girl's voice trembled, and at first glance, she was a person who spoke scary and had no ability at all.

"Little girl, don't be afraid, in fact, I fell in love with you at first sight, do you want to join my harem? I will treat you very well, and treat you like a treasure......" Long Aotian coaxed. He thought about it, even if this girl doesn't have anything powerful, it doesn't matter, the girl is much more familiar with the world than him, and with the girl's leadership, he can integrate into the world well, this is what he wants...... Well, besides, the girl is also pure and cute, and he actually likes girls in this style.

When the innocent girl heard this, she was so frightened that she collapsed to the ground holding the snail, and said tremblingly: "Ai Yue Fairy is coming soon, you'd better not do anything crooked about me, I won't let you succeed, don't dream!" ”

"Little girl, how can you misunderstand me so much? I really love you, this is called love at first sight, although you may not like me now, but as long as we are together, you will like me more and more, how about it? Are we okay together? Long Aotian said gently. In fact, Long Aotian's appearance is still very good, if there is no wanted warrant, then, his face is still very capable of deceiving ignorant girls, but unfortunately, the problem now is that there is a wanted warrant, and his face has become synonymous with danger, and it is impossible to increase favorability at all.

"Don't come here, or ...... Aiyue Fairy, you are finally here, I am so scared. The innocent girl suddenly looked behind Long Aotian with a very excited expression, "Ai Yue Fairy, this person on the wanted list suddenly appeared, and said that he wanted me to join his harem, I would rather die than die!" As she spoke, the innocent girl became angry and looked resolute.

The skill failed again, such a timid girl is so strong! Long Aotian suddenly had a bad premonition, this time he seemed to be coming to the spirit realm in vain...... As for why he didn't look back? Come on, this is the same as suddenly shouting on the street to watch a flying saucer, it's just a cliché stalk, that is, only the ancients would use this stalk, nothing new......

"This one, is it Ding Shuang?" Ai Yue's voice actually came from behind him. (To be continued......)