Chapter 399: I'm a Woman
Wu Shaoqing glanced at Yu Fang and motioned for him to avoid it, Yu Fang sneered and left the Ghost Temple, Wu Shaoqing instantly used his spiritual power to prop up the tenth-level strength enchantment to prevent anyone from peeping.
Seeing that he had made the formation so big, Ghost Che directly raised his hand to narrow the scope of the enchantment again, and said with a guarantee: "Don't worry, no one will hear the conversation between us." ”
Wu Shaoqing raised his legs and stepped on the chair where the ghost was sitting, tilted his head and said: "You just say that you have no way to solve the matter of getting married for me, in my life, I don't have any thoughts about getting married." ”
was really forced to be anxious, Ghost Che lifted his eyes, the corners of his mouth hooked an ambiguous smile, and squinted and said: "Yes, none of the three of them can beat me, and if they can't persuade them, they will do it, this is the worst result." ”
Wu Shaoqing looked at the ghost's red eyes, it seemed that he had realized a lot of things in the mortal world, clapped his hands and said, "Okay, I'll give you the reason you want, you will solve all the marriage urgings for me in the future." ”
Seeing that Wu Shaoqing was getting serious, the ghost saw that Wu Shaoqing was serious, and he also stood up, and said with an evil smile: "I really look forward to your reason, I think you are impotence or kidney deficiency?" Don't prevaricate me with this reason, I'm not the kind of person who is easy to deceive. ”
Who the hell is impotence, Wu Shaoqing pinched the trick in his hand, and his whole body exuded sea-blue spiritual power, only to see that his body, which was shorter than the ghost, was gradually growing, making a sound of bones ringing, as if watching his own children grow up, and when it was done, his voice became more delicate and soft: "I am a woman." ”
Ghost Che walked in front of Wu Shaoqing, probably because of the relationship between growing taller, the clothes that originally fit were all stretched out tightly, but it set off the exquisite figure.
He stretched out his hand to poke Wu Shaoqing's plump breasts, elastic and fleshy, as if they were real, and he just asked with a smile: "Shaoqing, how did you change?" Why don't you teach me, it's not an illusion of transformation? ”
Wu Shaoqing stretched out his hand and rubbed his chest, and shouted emphatically with his eyebrows: "Grass your grandma, Lao Tzu This is real material, if a woman maintains the appearance of fifteen or sixteen years old, her appearance will tend to be neutral, not to mention that our generation of gods and monarchs are all outstanding, who would have thought that I am a woman." ”
Ghost Che personally took Wu Shaoqing to play with women, isn't this a joke? If he were a woman, it would be impossible for a woman to make that kind of **** sound, right? He said with a dry smile: "Shaoqing, are you sure that you are not perverted in the later stage?" The surgery was quite successful, or was it for the sake of Bai Hege's madness? ”
Wu Shaoqing felt that he was about to collapse, so he hurriedly took off his clothes, revealing the ribbon that wrapped his chest, and announced loudly: "Damn, your grandmother's legs!" Can you think of something good? Lao Tzu is a woman! It's a woman! Again. Nuwa Niangniang knows about this, Lao Tzu is the victim! ”
Ghost Che still didn't feel at ease and leaned over Wu Shaoqing's chest to observe if there was anything like a knife edge, who knows if it was the secret technique of the demon god, and said suspiciously: "It is estimated that her old man didn't expect that the stone dragon turned into a stone was a woman, not to mention that she was all feathered, and it was impossible for her to come out to testify to you." ”
Wu Shaoqing thought that Ghost Che would be surprised and cheered excitedly, but seeing that he was still in the usual state of smiling Ghost King, he asked with a smile: "Heguang, why are you so calm?" Isn't that surprising at all? ”
Ghost Che touched his chin and said seriously: "I guess it's because we grew up together, I don't have any special feelings, a man wearing a woman's skin." ”
Bastard, isn't this a naked! Wu Shaoqing smiled coquettishly, that smile seemed to be able to suck away people's souls, and his footsteps flew briskly into Ghost Che's arms, like a lotus lotus jade arm on Ghost Che's neck, raised his eyes obliquely, and said in a coquettish voice with light red lips: "Heguang, there is no reaction like this?" ”
Scourge, fortunately, it is usually dressed as a man, if it is really a woman's identity, it is estimated that all the men in the god realm have gone to the demon world.
Ghost Che sat on the chair with Wu Shaoqing in his arms, raised his eyebrows and said threateningly: "Hey, you can give me almost a little, if it was put in the past, I would definitely take away your scourge first, and then the underworld and the demon world will be mine." ”
Wu Shaoqing turned his head and said: "It is precisely because you were not a demon god that Lao Tzu was born to be a man, don't talk to me about this nonsense, you say, how can you solve my marriage?" ”
Is that all his fault? He didn't give Nuwa the idea of letting a woman pretend to be a man as a demon god, and this woman played a man in a good way.
Ghost Che sighed and said helplessly: "Women and women really can't get married, you remember for me, don't admit that you are a woman in front of them when you are killed in the future, otherwise something big will happen, and I won't be able to give you a hug when the time comes." If they kidnap you, I'll find a way to bring you back. ”
Wu Shaoqing nodded and said, "Thank you, why don't I live with you?" It's safer than my god's house. ”
Ghost Che immediately refused and said: "Don't think about it, although I like to see beautiful things, but your appearance of staying here with me will only confuse my mind, Shaoqing, I am the one who wants to get married." ”
Wu Shaoqing leaned vigorously into Ghost Che's arms, and asked coquettishly: "Then you say, have I become a beautiful woman?" ”
Ghost Che nodded without denying it and smiled: "Shaoqing's demeanor is unparalleled in the world. ”
Unique? Wu Shaoqing said self-deprecatingly: "Bullshit Wushuang, he can't even hook a man, and he takes out his heart, then he still loses me." ”
Ghost Che's expression froze, and he raised his eyebrows and asked, "Bai Hege knows that you are a woman?" ”
Wu Shaoqing leaned his head on Ghost Che's shoulder, and said aggrievedly: "The night before the accident, he touched my chest and underneath, do you think he won't know?" ”
The ghost's eyes lit up, and if that was the case, there shouldn't be an accident, and he snorted and said, "You'll just treat him as a fool." In the future, I'll find a way to find a good one for you. ”
Wu Shaoqing said with a sob: "I feel so aggrieved. ”
Nonsense, he grew like this, and he worked as a laborer for Qingqiu for a few months for free, but his mother chose other women, isn't this going to make people angry?
Ghost Che said with relief: "It's normal to be aggrieved, give me grievances, what do you want, but you don't pee at all." ”
"Kazuko, your words are so poisonous." Wu Shaoqing buried his face in the devil's chest and cried, seeing that the demon god who was not afraid of the sky and the earth was crying like an ordinary woman who was trapped and hurt by love at this time, and said soothingly: "Alas, it's okay to hug it." If you had told me about this earlier, I would never have let you suffer so much, even if you turned your face, I would have asked Bai Hege for justice. ”
While the two were chatting, Bai Xiyue suddenly appeared in the enchantment and asked with a shocked face, "Che, what are you doing?" ”
It's a shame, the ghost enchantment is useless to Bai Xiyue!
"Nothing!" The two of them quickly bounced apart, and Oni Che commanded in a low voice, "Take your clothes and roll me behind the screen." ”
Bai Xiyue was faster, and ran to Ghost Che in a flash and asked, "Who was that woman just now?" ”
Ghost Che raised his eyes and asked calmly, "You are dazzled, where did the woman come from?" ”
"You're lying." Bai Xiyue's eyes stared at Ghost Che, and Ghost Che asked with concern, "Why did you wake up now?" Aren't you tired? ”
Where do you dare to sleep! The backyard is on fire! Bai Xiyue looked at the direction of the screen, walked over and said, "My heart always jumps suddenly and I want to drink water, and then I wake up." ”
Ghost Che got up and grabbed Bai Xiyue's wrist, and asked with a smile, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Find a woman." Bai Xiyue shook off the ghost and ran behind the screen, but she didn't see anything, and the ghost said with a sigh: "Why are you still dazzled when you are pregnant?" Do you see if there are any women? ”
It couldn't be dazzling, Bai Xi Yuelou hugged Ghost Che's neck, and said firmly: "I must have seen a woman!" She just holds you and sits on your lap. ”
The corners of Ghost Che's mouth hooked up a wicked smile, and he held her in his arms according to Bai Xiyue's request, and said with interest: "You caused the fire yourself." ”
Bai Xiyue glared and said, "I didn't mean that. ”
"Now it's it." Ghost Che leaned over to stabilize Bai Xiyue's lips, and kissed the pain of the world, kissing Bai Xiyue breathlessly and begging for mercy and said, "Hmm." You're so bad! ”
Ghost pursed her moist thin lips, pinched her chin and said, "I still have the strength to speak, it seems that the kiss is not enough." ”
Bai Xiyue hurriedly hugged the ghost by the waist, and said shyly: "Don't do it." ”
Ghost Che said with pity: "Don't worry, I won't ask you here, you are my wife, unlike those women, you can't let others see a piece of meat." ”
She said don't kiss anymore, where did he think! Bai Xiyue said defensively: "What nonsense! I didn't mean that. ”
Oni Che leaned into her ear and whispered bewildermently, "So we're going to the dormitory now, you don't want to check on me?" Let's see if I'm messing around. ”
Bai Xiyue giggled and hid in Ghost Che's arms, and said angrily in her mouth: "Xianggong, you are so cunning. ”
Wu Shaoqing came out of the tunnel behind the screen, looked at the happy back of the ghost Che and Bai Xiyue leaving, and clapped his hands and said, "The means of coaxing women are really superb." ”
A corner resealed the tunnel barrier, and said urgingly: "Lord Shaoqing, go back quickly." ”
Wu Shaoqing looked at a corner as if he had driven away the plague god, and asked tentatively: "A corner, you can't see anything, right?" ”
"I was blind just now." A corner replied calmly.
This little ghost really saw it, Wu Shaoqing said with a calculation in his hand: "Yijiao, if you want to leak the secret, I will tell you about your crush on the rainbow goddess, so that you will be embarrassed to see her in your life, and by the way, you will draw her marriage line to the ugly monster." ”
A corner glanced at Wu Shaoqing, and said unhurriedly: "I'm not so boring, just don't make trouble for Lord Ghost Che, he's going to get married." ”
The more Wu Shaoqing looked at the corner, the more he liked it, and said regretfully: "Oh my God! Why don't I have such a cute steward around? ”