[281] Raw and cooked
"Hey, brother, you heard this set of lines from the storyteller......, right?
Xiaodouzi's face was flushed, and he was about to find a crack in the ground to get into, looking at everyone and saying fiercely: "Then you guys are here, why do you want me to shout the trumpet......"
Gui Turtle Sheng helped the blindfold on his face, patted Xiaodouzi's shoulder, and said, "Okay, okay, big brother is ready for something, you lean on the side......"
Gui Turtle Sheng stopped in the middle of the road and blew a slogan violently.
Immediately after someone ran forward, in the middle of the road inserted a one-person high sign, Gui Turtle Sheng took two steps forward, the big Pu knife in his hand was the same as a hammer, a frenzied slap of the card, forced it into the ground half a foot deep.
Then he arrogantly flipped over the red silk that covered the handwriting on the number card, and shouted: "Come and see for yourself......
I saw two huge red letters written on the nameplate: "Robbery!"
On the side, there are two rows of small characters like a door couplet, and on the left side is written: "Ten taels for men and five taels for women; On the right side reads: "Robbing money does not rob sรจ, asking for money does not kill you." โ
Then someone behind him screamed and kicked out a bamboo basket with a scale in it.
The people of "Yijian Villa", who were originally covered with frost, laughed on the spot when they saw this card. There are more people in the world who block the road and rob the green forest heroes, but such a robbery scene is really unheard of.
Hey, this stupid thief has a lot of rules......
Gui Turtle Sheng also smiled with a straight face, and at this time, Master Huang behind him posted it and wrote two words on Gui Turtle Sheng's back: "Done!"
This is the strategy set by the two people, once the character of "Yijian Villa" is found, they must be notified back as soon as possible, and now the person who has determined the "Yijian Villa" has already been determined, and some brothers have already written the specific situation into a note and put it back with a carrier pigeon.
In the post station of Mu'an City, there are their own people who are responsible for waiting for the news, and as soon as they receive the news, they guarantee that it will be delivered to Ye Qingxuan, Zhan Yu and others as soon as possible.
However, the scene at this time was Gui Qiusheng's own opinion, wanting to explore the reality of the people who came from the "One Sword Villa", and it was also a little time for Ye Qingxuan and others to prepare.
Gui Turtle Sheng smiled evilly and slapped the word card with a simple knife, and said fiercely: "Please, a few masters, come one by one, there are some rules." โ
Li Yanlong sneered and asked: "It seems that a few of the green forest heroes who cut the path here, but when they meet and shout the trumpet, they will have to take out the money to buy the road, but they don't report to their homes, this is not in line with the rules, aren't you bandits......?
Xiaodouzi was stunned for a moment, and asked in a low voice: "Why does the underworld green forest still have this etiquette?"
Gui Turtle Sheng nodded, but said in his heart: This green forest buys Lu Yinzi, which can only be done by a strong man who has a mountain and a sphere of influence, and he doesn't even have a mountain, just like Li Yanlong said, he is a bandit, and this bandit has no reputation, even if he gives the silver, he may regret it.
Gui Turtle Sheng was about to make up a fake identity to deceive, but he heard Xiao Douzi on the side shouting: "The little master's name is Dou Bao, the rivers and lakes are nicknamed 'Little Douzi', and he lives at No. 28 Ningren Street, Luodu......"
As soon as Xiaodouzi spoke, everyone present was stunned.
Then there was a bang, and everyone leaned back and laughed together.
Gui Turtle is all wooden, "Big brother, let's not bring such a ......"
Xiaodouzi was still a little confused, and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Why do you pull out your old bottom as soon as you come up?"
"Isn't this the rule of the rivers and lakes? People have asked us to report the number......"
Gui Turtle Sheng found that he was really defeated by this little bean, and said helplessly: "If people ask you to report it, you will report it?" Besides, even if you want to report a business name, don't report your real name?......?
Li Yanlong said with a smile: "There are princes and nobles on Luodu Ningren Street, don't tell me that today's old decay was robbed by a prince!"
The crowd of "One Sword Villa" burst into laughter again.
Pang Chengyuan yฤซn asked with a smile: "This brother is so courageous, he listens to the meaning and dares to show his real name, could it be that this trip is planning to rob the red dart?"
"What do you mean?" asked Little Bean, looking back.
"Big brother, the red dart means to kill them all, and leave no ......," Gui Turtle Sheng said with a wink of eyes.
Little Beans was immediately dumbfounded.
Li Yanlong laughed so much that the snot bubbles were about to come out, and said: "It's okay, since you have flashed your wrists and reported the font size, we can't break the rules." In the next, 'One Sword Villa' Li Yanlong!"
"Old Swordsman Li!"
Gui Turtle Sheng screamed, with a swipe of the Pu knife in his hand, he pounced out, and fell directly in front of Li Yanlong's horse, knocking and knocking his head three times, and when he looked up, his face was full of tears, and he cried bitterly: "It turned out that the great benefactor Li Lao Swordsman arrived, and the little brother was offended, capital crime, capital crime!"
Hehe, what's going on?
Everyone including Li Yanlong was stunned, how could Li Yanlong know this robber of the Second Artillery?
Li Yanlong is also a little blindsided, who is this person? I don't know, I haven't seen it......
"Uh, this brother, you are ......"
Gui Turtle Sheng knelt on the ground and said respectfully: "Oh, benefactor, you are a great favor and don't ask for retribution, but the villain will never forget it in this life." In May of the year before last, you killed a local tyrant 'Li Batian' in Wangjing Town, Zhongzhou, that is the enemy of my family, if Li Batian hadn't forced my father to death and occupied my family's land, I would not have been left in the green forest, and I would not have fallen so far. Later, I heard that my benefactor killed Li Batian and avenged my little brother, I am really grateful, you are my great benefactor, I kowtow to you......"
After saying that, there was a knock knock, and three more bangs hit the ground.
The set of words of Gui Turtle Sheng, there are true and false, false and real, and everyone in the deceived "Yijian Villa" was stunned.
And the people of "One Sword Villa" were also surprised, thinking: This is such a coincidence?
The year before last, in May, Li Batian ......
Li Yanlong thought about it, oh, oh, oh, there is such a thing!
Oops, I didn't expect that Li Batian had committed a taboo because of his name, and "Yijian Villa" sent someone to reprimand, and he was even humiliated by someone in the court by the other party, so this bullshit "Li Batian" was directly challenged by Li Yanlong and stabbed to death with a sword.
"Oh, oh, that's what happened...... In an instant, Li Yanlong's bad feelings for this big man who blocked the road and robbed suddenly disappeared.
This is a kowtow, and people are so sincere, they are just like their own people.
For the first time, Li Yanlong felt the face of being a good person...... Hey, it's kind of a feeling.
Li Yanlong listened to Gui Jiaosheng's compliments, and immediately kept his waist, and secretly said in his heart: This is a good person, and it feels really good to be thanked, the second master said "convincing people with virtue" seems to have a little meaning, and now that I have avenged someone's family revenge, this feeling is much more comfortable than the simple killing before.
Li Yanlong had a straight mind, and he didn't feel so annoyed when he looked at the big man in front of him, and even felt a little appreciative, this is a person who knows how to repay his kindness, this kind of person is good......
Li Yanlong raised his eyebrows, and immediately smiled: "Ah, hehe, don't be like this, the rivers and lakes are in distress is the right thing for my generation, I'm 'One Sword Villa' has always punished evil and promoted good, some things, don't worry about it." โ
Gui Turtle Sheng's eyes immediately gave birth to a brilliant light of worship, and Li Yanlong felt comfortable physically and mentally, and shouted wildly: "Benefactor, you are really a contemporary celebrity...... I, I'm ......"
Gui Turtle Sheng turned around and shouted: "Don't you kneel and kowtow to me, I have seen the world-famous old swordsman Li Yanlong, it is something worth showing off in your life, kneel down for me......"
More than 20 people in the back knelt down, kowtowed in thanksgiving, and shouted: "Meet the old swordsman Li......"
Li Yanlong laughed out loud, and for a while, he looked forward to it.
"This old man, uh...... What do you call it?"
"Returning to the turtle in the next!"
"Oh, return...... Ahem, this is the old brother, hurry up and bring all the brothers to please...... Uh, my brother was born in Zhongzhou, and when he got here, he entered the green forest?"
Gui Gui Sheng stood up, smiled embarrassedly, and said: "The benefactor doesn't know, he said that he was a robber, but you have seen the skills of several of our brothers, in fact, it is to scare people, and when you encounter a lonely person, you will cheat a few taels of silver, if you meet a powerful one, we will ...... it."
Gui Sheng, who pretended to be a one-eyed thief, reached out and took off the blindfold, revealing the other eye under the blindfold, and the eyeballs were rolling wildly.
At this time, the people of 'One Sword Villa' realized that the one-eyed was fake.
Gui Turtle Sheng walked to the sign behind him, flipped it lightly, revealing the words on the other side of the sign, and the "robbery" on the top became - "lead the way", and the small words on both sides were replaced with "Ten texts for guiding the way, fifty texts for leading the way; โ
The crowd in "Yijian Villa" was stunned for a moment, and then laughed uncontrollably.
These stupid bandits are so cute, it's hard to make people feel bad. In particular, Gui Turtle Sheng's respectful attitude towards Li Yanlong also made the swordsmen of this group of "One Sword Villa" feel disgusted, although they felt that this was a group of clown-like characters, and they despised Gui Turtle Sheng and others in their hearts, but no one would have a hostile psychology towards such a character, but because of the high-minded mentality, he revealed a trace of aristocratic pity, and he was quite caring in words, showing his difference from others with a polite bearing. (To be continued.) )