Chapter 763: Jeju Island, the Birth of the Family (5)
The bed war has always been the highest-rated section of "Birth of a Family", so it is also extraordinarily attentive, and when designing games, the program writers are all a little perfunctory, racking their brains and desperately trying to be creative.
"Imitating "My Sassy Girlfriend", the bridge of the conversation between the male protagonist and the heroine's blind date!"
Looking at the prompt board held up by the writer of the show, Li Junxi really wanted to complain, should he be so casual.
Is there really no other idea?
As we all know, the weight of the movie "My Sassy Girlfriend" in the history of Korean cinema, and some of the scenes in the movie have always been old stalks that are constantly stirred up by variety shows.
One of the most frequent occurrences is the scene where the hero and heroine say goodbye at the top of the mountain, Jun Ji-hyun shouts Cha Tae-hyun's name, and there is the conversation between Cha Tae-hyun and Jun Ji-hyun's blind date.
I don't know how many times these two episodes have been taken out for entertainment, and now the program team is still arranging it like this, obviously there is no better creativity.
There is no problem in imitating that bridge, but the key is how to make new ideas, which is the most difficult.
The first to play was Lee Tianxi, and Kim so-ro was pulled over to be a man. Meat props, the big horse golden knife sat in front of Li Tianxi, and he still looked serious, which made people speechless, with such a play, how to interpret that touching scene.
Li Tianxi's emotions were originally cultivated quite well, but as soon as he looked at Jin Xiulu, he immediately showed timidity, his eyes were dodgy, and his original emotions disappeared all at once, and he said a few words of nonsense, it can be seen that he wants to show an affectionate version, hoping to impress the three ladies, but he was stirred up by Jin Xiulu's serious face, and it was all over.
"Oh Tianxi! Hurry up and get down! No matter how much you struggle, it's useless. You don't fit in this image at all! ”
Li Tianxi stood up with a bitter face, and did not forget to defend himself: "Originally, my design still has a lot of plots, but in the face of Brother Xiulu, no matter how much I prepare, I can't say it at all!" ”
Jin Xiulu listened, and said with a dark face: "Tianxi! Do you mean to say that the way I look makes you speechless? ”
Li Tianxi secretly glanced at Jin Xiulu, and obviously said with a little timidity: "Brother! When I come face to face with you, I really want to worship Buddha in the temple! ”
Worship the Buddha!
Li Junxi looked at Kim so-ro's precarious appearance. Not to mention, it's really like it.
The next person to play is Li Junxi, he is not as cowardly as Li Tianxi, and he sat down in front of Jin Xiulu in a big way: "Hello! ”
As soon as he opened his mouth, Li Junxi immediately entered the state, his eyes seemed a little erratic, with infinite affection, so that the onlookers suddenly automatically entered the scene set by Li Junxi.
"Tae-hee, she'~~~~~~~~"
“CUT!”
Lee Hyo-ri suddenly shouted. made Li Junxi, who was brewing feelings, almost abolished his martial arts.
"Sister Xiaoli! What are you doing!? ”
Li Xiaoli didn't feel guilty at all after making trouble, but asked confidently: "Ah! Lee Jun Hee! Why are you calling Tae-hee's name! Or is it that you kid has the guts to grow hair, and you treat me and Ye-jin as cold rice! ”
I'll it. It's also worth being jealous of!
Lee Jun-hee is convinced!
"Sister Xiaoli! Tae-hee is also a guest! You have to take care of it! ”
When Kim Tae-hee heard this, he was in a good mood, but he suddenly became unhappy and shook his head. Put on a "I'm not rare" look.
Lee Jun-hee couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, coughed, and complained, "Can you still let me perform?" It's better to be quiet, oops! I also want to re-brew feelings! ”
After Li Junxi finished speaking, he lowered his head and was silent for a while, and when he raised his head, the feeling just now was once again presented in front of people.
Cattle. it!
Kim so-ro, an old actor, had to give Lee Jun-hee a thumbs up in his heart!
is a good actor, Kim so-ro has seen a lot, and Lee Jun-hee's performance is not very perfect, but it is very difficult to regulate his emotions so quickly in such a short period of time, especially when recording variety shows.
Lee Jun-hee was silent for a while, and finally spoke: "Tae-hee! I've known her for over a decade. ”
Speaking of this, Lee Jun-hee smiled softly with nostalgia for the past, but his smile was full of melancholy.
Kim Tae-hee, who was still a little unhappy in his heart, was also attracted at once.
"But if you recall carefully, so many years, I haven't done anything for her, now think about it, it's really a sin, I also thought about doing something, at least leave her some good memories, but, fortunately, I didn't do it, otherwise, I can't sit in front of you like now, she is a good woman, meet you, this is the best destination, please be sure to cherish her, don't be like me, it will only make her sad, this is my request to you, If you think I'm presumptuous, please forgive me! ”
Li Junxi said, directly sat down and bowed deeply to Kim so-lu, and Kim so-lu was also substituted by Lee Jun-hee into the scene, and his expression looked a little panicked.
"Maybe a little self-righteous, but I think I still know her very well, the next thing I want to say to you, please keep in mind that these are things that I have not been able to do, I hope you can compensate her for me, of course, it will also help you, first of all, please learn to get along well with her friends, so that you seem more reasonable, and secondly, she will occasionally spoil you, this is because she wants you to know that she is important."
With Lee Jun-hee's narration, everyone present couldn't help but be moved, especially Kim Tae-hee, although Lee Jun-hee only mentioned her name to interpret this scene, but it still touched her heart.
Lee Jun Hee's performance is not over yet: "It's also a good idea to prepare a thanksgiving week before her birthday, or before your anniversary, you can show her how much you care about her, if the two of you have been together for a long time, you should have a lot of good memories to share, you can spend the night talking to her about the good or bad experiences you have had together, or on the anniversary, take her to the place where you first went on a date and order the same dish." Or take her to her hometown to meet her parents, or her childhood friends, to visit the school where she studied and played, to listen carefully to her vivid descriptions of her childhood memories, and to laugh with her. ”
Also, she is a romantic person, please give her a little surprise once in a while, a bouquet of flowers, a long drive to meet, a walk on the beach in the moonlight, sweet text messages, dinner for two people, massage each other, walking in the rain, these will move her. Or, send her flowers, chocolates, and cards for no reason. Pick her up from her office for lunch, or get her things ready, take a short escape, give her time for herself, or let her go to a party or play with her friends, volunteer to help her with the housework, and always tell her that she is the most beautiful woman you have ever met. Even though we all know that this is the most common lie that men do, a woman is really useful to be kind to her parents, friends, pets, and other people she cares about, and to tell her as much as you can that you love her. A woman never gets bored with these three words, plus, there are many ways you can show her that you care about her. But no matter what you say or do, remember to be sincere and attentive. Women can always judge whether they are sincere, remember that romance is not those luxury cars and mansions on TV, romance is the details of life, romance is your concern for her, romance is sometimes just a very small action, finally, please love well, don't let yourself have regrets, let alone break up easily, please! ”
After Li Junxi finished speaking, he stood up, bowed to Kim so-ro, and then turned to leave.
Lee Jun-hee's show was over, but everyone didn't come out of the atmosphere he created, and it wasn't until a long time later that a burst of applause woke everyone up.
Jang Hyuk-jae PD applauded in admiration, and the excited expression on his face could not be concealed, he could conclude that the part that Lee Jun-hee showed just now, if it was broadcast, would definitely create a ratings miracle.
At the same time, Jang Hyuk-jae's heart is even more regretful, because Lee Jun-hee's plans to appear in this show are getting fewer and fewer, and according to the original agreement, after this episode of the show ends, there will only be three episodes left.
The members of the family also came to their senses, the men were amazed, and the women were deeply moved.
Kim Tae-hee looked at Lee Jun-hee, who had returned to his original state, his eyes fluctuated and he was thoughtful.
With Lee Jun-hee's jewel in front, the members who challenged next were either funny or moved, but because of Lee Jun-hee's performance in front, no matter how hard they worked, they looked boring.
There is no doubt that Lee Jun-hee finally got one, and after the next ladies showcase, Kim Tae-hee unsurprisingly became the first.
Lee Jun-hee gently hugged Kim Tae-hee's shoulders from behind in accordance with the regulations, but he was beating the drum in his heart, so that when he went to sleep, the two of them were next to each other, how would he live this night!
The next morning, with the alarm sounded by Liu Zaishi's lack of morality, Li Junxi crawled out of the room in a daze, yesterday all night, he basically didn't sleep much, not because of anything else, the key is that he is worried that he will not be honest after falling asleep, if his hands or legs are misplaced, then the matter will be a big deal, and as a result, under the high level of mental tension, he lost sleep.
"Jun-hee! Why do you look so unmotivated!? Yoo Jae-seok looked gloating and looked at Lee Jun-hee, "Last night, I heard that you kept turning over and sleeping next to Tae-hee, aren't you nervous!" ”
Li Junxi glared at Liu Zaishi angrily: "Brother! Looks like it's time for me to have a good talk with my sister-in-law about how closely you've interacted with the female guests on the show! ”
When Liu Zaishi heard this, his smile couldn't help but stiffen, and he quickly changed to a flattering expression: "That ~~~~~ Junxi!" You know, I was just joking, and besides, your sister-in-law is also very busy with work, so don't bother him with these little things! ”
Li Junxi saw that Liu Zaishi was stunned at once, and said with a comfortable face: "It depends on whether Brother Shi is on the road or not, such as when you are playing breakfast games later~~~~~~~~"
Liu Zaishi had a bitter face, although he knew that Li Junxi was taking the opportunity to "blackmail", but he couldn't help but accept it, gritted his teeth, and nodded vigorously.
Next, the other members also came out one after another, and when Kim Tae-hee came out, it attracted everyone's admiration again. After Lee Hyo-ri and Park Ye-jin woke up, their faces were swollen badly, but Kim Tae-hee didn't seem to have any impact at all, but because he had just woken up, he had a different style.
The breakfast game is very simple, Liu Zaishi wears a special hat and a small shield and stands ten meters away, and the other members go on the court one by one and throw the ball at Liu Zaishi, and the ball must stick to the hat or shield. to win.
Li Xiaoli was the first to play, he just woke up at this time, and he was still in a daze, after the elephant's trunk turned five times, he threw the ball towards Liu Zaishi with a round of arms, and Liu Zaishi was so frightened that he quickly dodged sideways, what kind of joke, even if it was a toy ball for games. At such a close distance, and with such force, you will also get hurt.
According to the trajectory of the ball, the ball should be able to hit the shield. As a result, because Liu Zaishi dodged sideways, Lee Hyo-ri's challenge failed.
"Yikes! OPPA! How can you just dodge! Lee Hyo-ri was dissatisfied.
Liu Zaishi looked calm: "Supplementary regulations, if someone deliberately throws the ball with a lot of strength, I have the right to dodge!" ”
Lee Hyo-ri listened. Angry and shouted: "Why didn't you just say it!" ”
Liu Zaishi didn't bother to explain, just kept waving his hand, telling Li Xiaoli to get out quickly.
Lee Hyo-ri left indignantly. The next to play was Li Junxi, Li Junxi and Liu Zaishi made eye contact, slowly turned the elephant's trunk ten times, and then gently threw the ball over, but unfortunately I didn't sleep well last night.
Seeing that the ball was about to pass over Liu Zaishi's shoulder, he saw that Liu Zaishi suddenly raised a small shield, and the ball hit steadily.
"Pass!"
Before Yoo Jae-seok's words fell, the members began to protest.
"What are you!? How can any referee take the initiative to catch the ball! ”
"That's right! It's completely shady! ”
"Black whistle! Black Whistle! ”
"Change the referee!"
"Liu Zaishi is out of class!"
Liu Zaishi waited for everyone to finish shouting before saying, "This is a completely subconscious move of mine, just at that moment, my body seems to be completely out of control." ”
Yoo Jae-seok said it very seriously, probably even he believed it, but anyway, Lee Jun-hee's breakfast task was exempted, and he was leaning on the pillar at this moment watching the other members desperately to be exempted from the breakfast task.
Naturally, it was a little chaotic at first, but gradually everyone found the trick, and one by one they passed, and in the end only ~~~~~~~~~ remained
"Breakfast mission, Kim Tae-hee!"
Kim Tae-hee still looked confused, looked at Yoo Jae-seok, and then looked at the excited members, only then did he understand what was going on, but he didn't show a look of frustration, but got up directly, whispered a few words to Park Ye-jin, and walked directly in the direction of the kitchen.
Lee Jun-hee was just about to go back to his room to continue his sleep, when he heard Park Ye-jin say, "OPPA! Teyoni asked you to help out in the kitchen! ”
Ga!
Lee Jun-hee felt that his world was suspended at this moment, and the other members entered the house gloating and laughing, leaving only Lee Jun-hee and Kim Tae-hee who came over from the kitchen with kitchen utensils.
When Kim Tae-hee went to get the kitchenware, he also washed his face by the way, and he was also in good spirits at this time, and when he saw Lee Jun-hee standing on the corridor with a shocked face, he couldn't help but smile: "Jun-hee! Wouldn't it be nice to make breakfast with me? ”
I'm happy with your sister!
Wrong! Kim Tae-hee has no sister, only a younger brother!
That is, I'm happy with your brother!
Lee Jun-hee said depressedly: "Tae-hee! I'm really tired, why do this to me! ”
Kim Tae-hee still smiled: "No way, here, I am most familiar with you, and besides, I know that your cooking is delicious, so I naturally want to leave you behind!" Don't talk about it, hurry up and think about what you want for breakfast! Ahead of schedule, you don't have to talk about those random breakfasts, you know, I'm a perfectionist, and if I want to do it, I have to do my best!"
That's a lot to ask for!
Li Junxi was speechless: "Okay! All right! I know you're a perfectionist and a nagist! Let's go out and see if there's a morning market around here, and if there is, buy some ingredients and come back! ”
When Kim Tae-hee heard this, he changed his shoes very happily, went out with Lee Jun-hee, asked the villagers who got up early, and learned that there was a morning market not far from the village, which was only a ten-minute walk.
"Ten minutes? It takes 20 minutes to go back and forth, plus the time to buy things, and when breakfast is ready, is it too late! ”
Kim Tae-hee was a little worried, afraid that it would be too late.
"Don't worry! Every time the family has breakfast tossed into lunch, and everyone wishes that we could prepare for as long as possible, so that they can sleep a little longer, which is one of the few opportunities for them as artists to sleep openly! ”
Sure enough, as Li Junxi said, when they bought things and went back, when they were ready, it was already half past ten, and the members were woken up one by one, and they knew by their appearance that they hadn't slept enough, if they weren't really hungry, I'm afraid they didn't want to wake up one by one.
After enjoying the meal prepared by Lee Jun-hee, he went to pick tea leaves, and when everything was done, the host also returned, the members said goodbye to each other, and this episode of the show also came to an end. (To be continued.) )