Chapter 385: "Bitter Meat Scheme" (2)
Fu Jianbo paused, looked down at Xu Lijuan, and waited for an order from Xu Lijuan.
At the same time, for some reason, a wonderful premonition suddenly arose in his heart, as if ......
Before Fu Jianbai could think about where such feelings came from, Xu Lijuan suddenly leaned into his ear and whispered: "Brother Fu, I'll give you a task - help me see which flavor of dim sum the eldest and second uncles like." ”
"This ......" Fu Jianbai's eyes lit up, Xu Lijuan was clearly standing on his side and helping him brush up his goodwill with the elders! If you have a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for!
Jingle Bell: "...... Hey, wake up, Xiaojuan is just your girlfriend!"
As if sensing the slanderous words in Ding Dong's heart, Fu Jianbai's steps forward paused, and then looked at the sofa lying on the sofa and pretending to be asleep in a casual attitude, but in fact, his two ears were erected high, for fear of missing any of the key words in the words of Xu Anbang, Xu Anguo and Xu Ankang, and once again doubted that Ding Dong was really just an ordinary kitten? Don't think he didn't notice the interest in Tinkerbell's accidentally opened eyes when he heard the joy!
"Meow!" Ding Dong has never been a reluctant character, so when he noticed the threat and warning in Fu Jianbai's eyes, he immediately exploded, and without hesitation, he glared at Fu Jianbai with a ferocious appearance that wanted to fight with Fu Jianbai, and his mouth also made a threatening "whoop" sound.
Translated: You have the ability to threaten cats, and you have the ability to say those words again in front of Xu Anbang, Xu Anguo and Xu Ankang!
Xu Lijuan, who heard the meaning of Ding Dong's words, raised her eyebrows, and did not comment on Ding Dong and Fu Jianbai's behavior of looking at each other unpleasantly, digging a pit for each other to jump when they seized the opportunity, and sparing no effort to provoke and provoke each other.
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"Xiaobai, what's wrong with you?" Li Lingxuan, Qian Hanbai and Du Mengqi, who came to smell the fragrance, walked down the stairs, and when they subconsciously looked at Fu Jianbai who was holding the tray, they couldn't help but exclaim in unison, and then glared at Xu Anbang, Xu Anguo and Xu Ankang, who were sitting there chatting energetically, as if they hadn't noticed the situation here.
If it were someone else, they might be confused by the usual expressions of Xu Anbang, Xu Anguo and Xu Ankang, and no one would doubt them, but Li Lingxuan, Qian Hanbai and Du Mengqi are husband and wife who have lived with them for decades, how can they not understand the intrigues and tricks hidden under their righteous and awe-inspiring masks?
What's more, on the territory of the Xu family, with Fu Jianbai's highly praised "Almighty Special Forces King", he can still be beaten into a bun face, except for Xu Anbang, Xu Anguo and Xu Ankang, who are chatting with a "stay out of the matter" attitude, don't think about it!
These three people are really ...... Even if you hate Fu Jianbai's behavior of "prying" the corner of the wall in private, the anger in your heart has no other way to vent except for beating people, so you can't pick Fu Jianbai's face to hit it, isn't this a clear accusation that Fu Jianbai was beaten by the Xu family!
The deterrence of force is nothing but a downward strategy, and the upper policy is, of course, all kinds of overt and covert conspiracies.
Of course, even if this is not very comfortable, you must beat Fu Jianbai a few times to be happy, then you can also pick those hidden places that others don't know......
Ding Dong: "......" is worthy of being the fierce daughter-in-law of the Xu family, and this behavior of protecting the short is not inferior to the Xu family man at all!
If Fu Jianbai knew what Li Lingxuan, Qian Hanbai and Du Mengqi were thinking, it was estimated that he would really have the same thoughts as Ding Dong.
These words are said slowly, but in fact they are flashes of lightning.
At this time, Fu Jianbai also explained: "Aunt Li, Aunt Qian, and Aunt Du, I haven't had a deal with someone for a long time, so I went out in the afternoon to make a move with a few friends." I didn't expect those guys to usually look sven, but when they fight people, they pick the two places of face and neck! I guess it's because they can't get used to my handsome appearance for a long time, so it's rare to have such a good opportunity to be disfigured, so they pick my face and neck and beat me. ”
When he said this, Fu Jianbai accidentally pulled the wound, so he couldn't help but cry out in pain.
"Xiaobai, quickly put down the things in your hand, and we will go to the hospital right now." found that Fu Jianbai was still holding the tray and did not move for a long time, so Li Lingxuan took a few steps forward, took the tray in Fu Jianbai's hand, put it aside casually, and then grabbed Fu Jianbai's arm, and pushed Fu Jianbai's body to go out.
Qian Hanbai grabbed Fu Jianbai's other arm and said anxiously, "I'll go drive." ”
As Xu Lijuan's mother, in this kind of situation where Xu Lijuan obviously saw Fu Jianbai with a wounded face, although she was worried, but she was far from enough, so, in order to prevent Fu Jianbai from thinking about it too much, Du Mengqi looked at the closed kitchen complainingly, and said angrily: "Xiaojuan, this child is too, obviously I saw that Xiaobai was injured, and I didn't know how to help Xiaobai take some medicine, and then accompany Xiaobai to the hospital to see if I didn't say it, and let Xiaobai do heavy work, it's really ......."
Du Mengqi shook her head, looked at Fu Jianbai apologetically, and said: "Xiaobai, I will criticize Xiaojuan when I turn around, don't take this matter to heart, Xiaojuan will definitely not make such a rough mistake in the future." ”
Fu Jianbai shook his head, and with a slight force on his arm, he broke away from Li Lingxuan and Qian Hanbai's arms, and he didn't hurt the two of them, and said in his mouth: "Aunt Li, Aunt Qian, Aunt Du, I'm fine, it's just some skin trauma, I don't need to go to the hospital." ”
After finishing speaking, Fu Jianbai was afraid that Li Lingxuan, Qian Hanbai and Du Mengqi would not believe it, so they rehearsed a stunt of flipping the plate.
I saw that the heavy wooden tray was spinning around in Fu Jianbai's hands like a light balloon, and its wonderful journey was enough to be beautiful with those skilled professional jugglers, which only made the three of them look at it intently, for fear of missing any wonderful place.
In the end, when Fu Jianbai took the plate back into his hand, the snacks in the tray were still so neat, without the slightest mess and collapse, as if they had been there in the first place.
"It's wonderful!" Li Lingxuan couldn't help clapping her hands and praised: "Xiaobai, how did you do this, how long have you been practicing?" Can I turn anything other than a plate? "For example, handkerchiefs, tea bowls......
There's no way, who made Li Lingxuan the head of the Art Troupe of the S Military Region! In the past, I always felt that those young men and women who had been trained since childhood could play superb acrobatics, but a rough man like Fu Jianbai, who had never deliberately trained and had been beaten in the army for more than ten years, was really the first one!
Although Li Lingxuan's thoughts in her heart did not reveal the slightest, Fu Jianbai, who was particularly keen to the surrounding environment, still felt a cold back, and his scalp was faintly numb, but he had to answer in his mouth: "Aunt Li, I have always liked basketball and football, so I often practice the technique of carrying the ball. In his heart, he was rarely glad that he had a paralyzed face at this moment, otherwise, Li Lingxuan would definitely find that his words were insincere.
Qian Hanbai, who was born in a scholarly family and has always shown a dignified and virtuous image, was also so excited that his eyes sparkled: "This is what everyone often says, after knowing one thing, the others can also be bypassed!" In this way, Xiaobai's skills are really powerful, and I really should let my two bastard boys see it, so that they will know that the geniuses in this world are 99% sweat and 1% talent. But even if you have talent, if you don't work hard, you will only waste your rare talent and potential, and be surpassed by a group of ordinary people who fly first. ”
Fu Jianbai replied modestly: "Aunt Qian, I just practice makes perfect. ”
Du Mengqi patted Fu Jianbai's shoulder, with a look on his face: "Xiaobai, I have a bottle of medicinal oil that works quickly, I'll let Xiaojuan bring it to you when I go back." ”
"Okay, thank you, Aunt Du." Fu Jianbai replied respectfully.
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If one woman is equal to five hundred ducks, then three women are equal to fifteen hundred ducks!
This point will not be different because of the identities of Li Lingxuan, Qian Hanbai and Du Mengqi, and even, because these three people are usually used to being in front of outsiders, and now it is rare to have such an opportunity to vent, and they will become more crazy than ordinary people!
So, the whole living room can only hear a piece of chirping, from time to time there will be exclamations, cheerful voices and screams, even after perceiving Li Lingxuan, Qian Hanbai and Du Mengqi, from the usual personalities of the three of them guessed that the three of them would react, Xu Lijuan, who deliberately avoided the kitchen, heard the noise outside, not to mention Xu Anbang, Xu Anguo and Xu Ankang, who had been staying in the living room and pretending to chat.
At this moment, the three of them were about to be unable to endure it anymore, but because of the warning and threatening eyes that Li Lingxuan, Qian Hanbai and Du Mengqi floated over from time to time, they had to press down the surging anger and depression in their chests, take a few deep breaths, and try their best to persuade and comfort themselves to continue to endure it.
At the same time, the three of them also slandered Fu Jianbai in their hearts: An all-round special soldier who is admired and has extraordinary skills should do such a sensational behavior, which is really shameless!
Of course, what the three of them can't accept the most is the insidious and cunning nature of Fu Jianbai, who usually gives people a taciturn, tenacious personality, and calm in the face of things, and will not change according to anyone's reasons.
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