Chapter 226 is chaotic, and it's too late to challenge needlework with Cao Jun
"There's nothing on your back." I was obviously a candle and even witnessed the whole process of cracking behind Zhong Kui's back just now, but no matter how I looked at it now, I couldn't see that there was a wound on Zhong Kui's back, and the soul clothes were intact and clean, and there were no traces of tearing, as if the dark green slime in this place and the appearance of the three ghosts outside the door had nothing to do with Zhong Kui's Heavenly Master.
"Shouldn't your eyes be able to see through a qiē? My soul is already so unstable, how can it not be injured? Where did this place and the three outside the door come from? Or do you hate me and don't want to sew my wounds? "Zhong Kui Tianshi is angry and has to make an angry posture, it is too hard for him, I quickly waved my hand to clear the relationship, "You are bold enough to let a child of my size sew your wound, if I can really see it, I will definitely help, but I can't see it now, I don't believe you, I touch your back......"
In order to prove that I didn't dislike the mucus flowing out of Zhong Kui Tianshi, but I really couldn't see the wound, I took the initiative to touch Zhong Tianshi's back, I didn't know if I touched it, my whole hand was trapped in Zhong Kui's back, this is completely impossible, I can see Zhong Kui Tianshi, it makes no sense, I can't touch him, but how can I explain my hand, now it is indeed trapped in Zhong Kui's back, I tried to stretch my hand forward again, I seemed to touch something slimy, and my hand touched it and there was a burning sensation, as if my hand was burned by hot water, I quickly pulled out my hand.
"You can feel the wound and stitch it up, right?" After Zhong Kui reached in and felt the mucus with my hand, he gasped and gritted his teeth and asked me.
"I'm afraid I can't, it's a coincidence that my hand can get in. But my eyes are really blind, and ......"
"You're a kid who isn't honest at all, and what? They are human beings after all. Can you bear to see your grandfather still dealing with ghosts at such an age? "Celestial Master Zhong Kui was obviously a little angry, and he must have thought that I was the kind of disloyal, unfilial, unkind, and unrighteous stream.
"And my hand seems to be reacting, I'm afraid I'm a ghost too." I stretched out my hand to show him, just now my fingertips lightly touched a little slimy thing, now the skin on my fingertips is like being wrinkled by blisters, faintly still showing the crimson under the skin, I'm afraid that if my hand stays in his wound for a while, the fingers should be useless, not to mention that the bones are so terrifying, no skin and blood are certain.
"If so. Your face isn't just that red? Celestial Master Zhong Kui sighed after looking at my hand, and his gaze fell on my face.
"My face? What happened to my face? "I quickly reached out and touched my face, could it be that I was disfigured by the slime splash just now? Just when I was nervous about my face. Cao Jun was unfortunately kicked by the raccoon dog, and the mucus on the ground slid to me and Zhong Kui Tianshi, and there was another splash of slime, and I couldn't dodge it, and almost all of it was splashed on my arms and legs, and then I couldn't control it anymore and began to scream, it was really not an ordinary pain. Watching his skin slowly thin, even the blood vessels and veins can be clearly seen. I screamed and frantically shook the mucus off my body, and Cao Jun wiped the corners of his mouth and got up from the ground.
"Look at today, even if I live, I have to shed at least two layers of skin." As Cao Jun said this, he turned around and saw me frantically shaking the mucus on my body, "Candle, do you need to react so strongly?" ”
"It hurts!" I couldn't speak, Cao Jun couldn't see my pain, I didn't hurt him now, just now his face hurt like that, and I laughed at him.
"Do you know if you need me to wipe it for you?" Cao Jun shook the mucus on his hand and prepared to come over to help me wipe the mucus on my body.
"You!" I looked outside the door because of Cao Jun's fight on the street, and the fox fought with the ghost again, no wonder Cao Jun kindly wanted to help me wipe it, it turned out that he didn't want to go out and be beaten again. It hurts when you are beaten by a ghost, but it doesn't hurt your internal organs, so you won't die. At most, it is the pain of skin and flesh, but the price is the scar of the ghost beating, at least for a month, you don't want it to disappear from your skin, because the ghost is yin, and the cold air enters the skin and automatically condenses the remaining negative gases on your body, what cold and moisture are all adsorbed and condensed on the skin by the ghost gas that breaks in, a bit similar to cupping, but cupping is to relax the muscles and invigorate the blood, and being beaten by the ghost is to twist the tendons and fix the blood, not only will there be traces on the skin for a long time, but also will definitely be sick because the body is too wet and cold. Cao Jun definitely didn't want to suffer like this, so he squatted in the house with me for refuge.
"What am I, don't you see that I am not needed outside? Although I am a future policeman, now I choose myself in fighting against things from another world and protecting myself! Look at me, I was kicked by him no less than 20 times all over my body, and I was punched at least 30 times, and my fists hurt me to death! "Cao Jun has really changed, and he can play a scoundrel if he learns from his grandfather, but I'm still a child, even if I don't treat me as a liar, I can't kick him out again, right?
"Hmph, I don't dare to admit that I am greedy for life and afraid of death, and I didn't want your life to teach you a lesson, you are afraid of becoming like this, and he will not be directly killed by him a thousand years ago." Zhong Kui Heavenly Master naturally wouldn't save face for Cao Jun like me, and he directly despised him.
"Yo he, tell me a thousand years ago, if you had been completely eliminated from them a thousand years ago, now everyone would not be implicated because of you! You don't have to open such a big hole in your back, hmph, it seems that I blame them, you have such a big opening behind your back because you eat too much and have indigestion! Blew up! Cao Jun was also unceremonious to directly counterattack Zhong Kui Heavenly Master, and the fear he had at the beginning was now gone.
"Can you see the opening behind me? What does it look like? Zhong Kui Tianshi was not only not angry, but cared about Cao Jun being able to see his back.
"Who can't see it, it's all leaking vertebrae, I can't see you anymore, I'm blind!" Cao Jun didn't want to continue to deal with Zhong Kui, but replied very politely, and then concentrated on helping me wipe the mucus on my body, but I listened to this very awkwardly: "I'm not blind, why can't I see it?" ”
"Oh, you can't see it, then I can't say anything that is not blind can see it." Cao Jun is really enough, isn't this still saying that I'm blind? I'm a candle! It's normal that I can see, even if his eyes are soaked in fairy blood, he can't despise me like this, can he continue to let me continue to live happily with him under the same roof?
"How's your female celebrity?" Zhong Kui Tianshi obviously fell in love with Cao Jun again, and wanted Cao Jun to help him sew up his wounds.
"Female red? I won't do it for a woman. ”
"Female red is not only made by women, but also by men, that is, needlework, can you sew clothes?" Cao Jun refused as soon as he opened his mouth, but Zhong Kui Heavenly Master continued to persuade him.
"Do I look like a poor boy? I used to not talk about needlework at home, and I didn't even cook! Cao Jun seemed to have misunderstood what Celestial Master Zhong Kui meant, and felt that Celestial Master was looking down on him.
"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)