Chapter 2 Taoist Priests
As soon as she said this, Yang Qinglin also patted her head and echoed, "Yes, I also remembered, I also took two hundred yuan!" This girl is really ignorant, you said that the street is living in the neighborhood, what is she doing to scare her aunt? While saying this, he gave Li Yunfeng a look, Li Yunfeng was stunned for a moment, and then understood: The big brother thought that he was helping to deceive people, just thinking about it, a black gas rushed out of the bedroom, Li Yunfeng saw this and quickly shot two talismans on the back of the heads of the husband and wife, the two of them immediately fainted, and at the same time, the curtains in the room were all closed without any automatic noise, Li Yunfeng watched calmly and leisurely as the black qi slowly turned into a bloody human form, stood up from the ground, stretched out his claws and rushed at him, he drew talismans in the air, hit the female ghost's face door and shouted, "Close!" ”
A blue light flashed, and the female ghost fell heavily to the ground, due to the sudden fright, her facial features were displaced, and when she saw that the situation was not good, she wanted to run with a low curse.
"Taishang Laojun, anxious as a law! Rise! Li Yunfeng took out four yellow talismans from his arms, shook his hand and the four talismans were windless and automatic, and they were firmly attached to the window and doorway, blocking her way to escape, and a few golden rays shone on the female ghost's ethereal body, she screamed miserably and loudly, crying and asking, "Who are you?" Why can't you get along with me? It hurts to death, it hurts to death! ”
Li Yunfeng was a little speechless: Now the little ghost, with a little strength, thinks that he can do whatever he wants, once he meets someone stronger than himself, he wants to run, and if he can't run away, he will cry and make trouble.
"I'm here to send you to reincarnation, come with me." Li Yunfeng took out a palm-sized spirit flag from his trouser pocket, hooked his finger at her, the female ghost was attracted by a powerful force, floated towards him, and was about to reach him, she suddenly struggled desperately in mid-air, saying that she would not enter the flag.
This little ghost really used brute force, it was really not easy to do, he watched her soul be stretched like a cowhide band more and more, squeaked in pain, and confronted him with that persistent resentment.
"It's not good for you to resist, if you tear your own soul apart, that thing can't be glued with 502 glue, and you won't be reborn when the time comes, I can only let you die." Li Yunfeng scared her viciously.
"I just can't swallow this breath, why did I die so inexplicably, you are still alive? What did I do wrong? Why didn't the truck driver who hit me die? Is this fair? Yes? Yes? The female ghost also let out, crying with a handful of blood and brains.
"Two things were wrong. First, you have already swallowed that breath in the yang world, otherwise you will not be able to become a ghost; Second, I only care about ghosts, and traffic accidents are under the control of the traffic police. Now that you have entered the ghost path, there is only one choice to reincarnate, you have missed the time, and if you don't look back, no one can save you! Li Yunfeng said without relenting.
"How can I be so unlucky! I died so miserably, do you know what kind of crime I suffered? The compensation is tens of thousands, it's all cheap, my parents can't get a penny! The driver, as soon as he saw me, scolded me, saying that I was okay to run a red light? Hurt his family! I can't get close to him, I can't take revenge, and the court doesn't sentence him to death, so I won't die in vain?! Am I wronged? Finally found this aunt, I want to use her body to live for a few more years, although I am a little old, and I am not very beautiful, but as long as I can look at the sun tomorrow, I also accept my fate, I am about to succeed, I am about to succeed, you are going to be nosy again, this is all over! The female ghost simply cried, the ghost couldn't cry tears, but the sound was enough to make people collapse.
Depend on! Feelings are her first violations! Is that still a grievance of his own death?!
If she was an entity, Li Yunfeng would have slapped her in the face: the current child is so selfish that she only thinks about herself, her parents have raised her for more than ten years, and now she is suffering from the loss of her daughter, but she is not grateful to her parents at all, and she has no heart for understanding; is even more indifferent to others, she doesn't dare to get close to the person who killed her, so she comes to harm the innocent passers-by who are light, who did this bastard learn from the logic? Do you have to give her one last ideological education lesson if you want to accept this female ghost? He doesn't have the leisure to do it, let's go back to the karma he created, now there are so many problem teenagers, he doesn't have so many brain cells wasted on preaching, but her resentment is not removed, even if she is accepted, it will be difficult to reincarnate smoothly, don't go to the ghost road and make any mistakes, after all, she is still a child.
"If I were you, I would honestly go to reincarnation, be a child again, be fed with food, have clothes for you, and someone to hold and coax to play with you. If you were still alive and now a high school student, the pressure of the college entrance examination was very high, and you never thought of returning to your carefree childhood? Li Yunfeng fooled her bitterly.
"If I can meet my rich parents, it's okay, but if my parents don't have money, won't my next life be ruined?" The female ghost began to think about reincarnation.
"What happens to you in this life has its own cycle of cause and effect in past and future lives, and there is no great evil in your life, and you can be reborn as a human being; However, if you use ghost power to disturb yin and yang and hurt people's lives, then you can save yourself from hell. Li Yunfeng had no choice but to seize the time to popularize knowledge for her.
"Okay, I'd better reincarnate, maybe I can live a good life for two years." The female ghost reluctantly accepted her fate, Li Yunfeng was about to collect her soul, she thought of something, and hurried up to ask him worriedly, "Eh, handsome guy, is it a big evil to rob someone's boyfriend?" I also cheated my grandmother out of money, and photoshopped our teacher's nude photos and posted them on the Internet, causing him to get divorced; Also, I went to a classmate with whom I had a holiday the night before, and it seemed to scare her crazy, so why do I want to do all that boring thing? I regret it a little" The female ghost pinched the corner of her ethereal clothes, like a child who had done something bad, and whispered, she was a little worried about her next life, if she really had karma, what should she do?
After the confession, Li Yunfeng shook the spirit flag, and she was received into the banner with a bang, and the last image was a very delicate little girl.
Li Yunfeng sighed a little, listening to her say so much, when you get to the Yin City, you should ask for more blessings, the karma created in this life will be repaid in the next life. I really can't reincarnate as a human being, and it's cute to be a kitten and a puppy in the next life, but I just have to pray that I don't meet those ** who abuse cats and dogs again.
arrogant and selfish, reckless in doing things, many common problems of the post-90s; Li Yunfeng never hides his disdain for the post-90s, which is also a common problem of every post-80s. With the times, his concepts also changed with the dynasty, so that at least he would not feel like an outlier. looked at the few geyrs in the corner of the house, those geists had been wandering for many years, unlike the new ghost who had no knowledge, they knew that their abilities were not at the same level as him, and in front of him, it was futile to resist. So they pretended to be pitiful and called for Xianjun to spare his life.