Chapter 54: Cat and Dog Wars
These two?!
Looking at the ash fluttering in front of her, as if rolling fiercely in the mud, if you don't look carefully, you can't tell who is the cat and who is the dog, Xu Lijuan really doesn't know whether to teach them a lesson angrily, or to laugh helplessly.
"Meow ......" Ding Dong looked at Xu Lijuan sadly, "Xiaojuan, how can you rejoice in disasters, and can you be friends happily!" ”
"Wang ......" Ji Qì dog also looked at Xu Lijuan with a pitiful expression, although Xu Lijuan couldn't understand what it was talking about, but she could easily guess a thing or two from the expression on its face.
"Which of you ...... You won't be allowed to fight anymore, you know?! Xu Lijuan squatted down and nodded the foreheads of the two. I don't know if she used too much force, or these two have used all their strength to fight, at this moment they are just standing here with the last trace of perseverance that cannot lose to each other, and now they have finally been forgiven by Xu Lijuan, so they breathed a sigh of relief, and then they felt that their bodies were sore, and they were pressed to the ground by Xu Lijuan's fingers without accident.
So, looking at the two lying on the ground in a big shape, unable to even raise their heads, they could only look at themselves with a pair of complaining eyes, and the two of them made mournful cries in their mouths, Xu Lijuan couldn't help laughing anymore.
"Xiaojuan, pay attention to your demeanor......" Ding Dong pursed his lips, but wanted to move his consciousness away from the machine cat that was so weak that he couldn't even stand up, but at this time, it was extremely sad to find that the body of the machine qì cat that had exhausted its energy could not support it to make such an action.
In desperation, Ding Dong could only continue to sob, and from time to time he looked at Xu Lijuan pitifully with a pair of teary eyes, hoping to arouse the last trace of sympathy and pity in Xu Lijuan's heart.
I have to say that after following Xu Lijuan for nearly a hundred years, it was not until Xu Lijuan had an epiphany that she exhausted the little energy she had accumulated to tear up the space, and took Xu Lijuan's soul back to the jingle of a hundred years ago.
It's just that the situation is just five or six points away at the moment.
"You wait here, I'll go put my things away and come back."
As soon as the words fell, Xu Lijuan ignored the two teary eyes, simply got up neatly, pulled the suitcase and pushed open the door and entered!
That's it, just walk in!
He didn't even care about their life and death, and let them be exposed to the sun!
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Damn, it's all your fault! Meow......
It's obviously your fault! Woof......
I don't know where the strength came from, a cat and a dog glared at each other angrily, and then there was a new round of noise, and I felt that the other party had hurt measurable......
Xu Lijuan, who didn't go far, shook her head, secretly thinking that she still had to train these two well, so that the two of them knew the rules of the Xu house, so as not to fight openly when the Xu family came back in the future, and then be despised by the Xu family's fathers and brothers who looked down on this stupid and cute creature at all. In this way, it will definitely damage their "fragile" minds, and it will not be conducive to their integration into this society in the shortest possible time, and then let themselves be bound to the least amount of restraint in the shortest time possible, and live more freely.
Look, she's still a pretty good host, isn't she?!
Xu Lijuan, who didn't feel that she had suddenly become narcissistic, silently praised her thoughts. It wasn't until she had put all the contents of her suitcase and backpack in place and soaked in a relieving bath that she took a towel to wipe her long wet hair and walked out of the courtyard with her slippers.
From a distance, Xu Lijuan saw the two that seemed to have dried up the water, giving people a feeling of eggplant.
I don't know how these two heard her footsteps, in short, when her figure just appeared outside, the two of them looked at her with longing and pleading eyes, and the moist eyes made her unable to refuse at all, and her steps involuntarily accelerated a little.
However, the good opportunity to teach the two of them a lesson, or should it be said to be a handle, how could she let it go lightly?!
Thinking like this, Xu Lijuan pursed her lips and showed a sly smile.
Immediately afterwards, Xu Lijuan took out her camera, adjusted the focus, and took several photos of the two lying on the ground side by side.
After that, Xu Lijuan squatted down, touched the two sunburned furs, pinched the two ears that had already drooped, and asked with a stern face: "Do you know the mistake?" ”
Ding Dong shook his body, and at that moment just now, it keenly noticed the black mist that was about to materialize on Xu Lijuan's body, and couldn't help but cry out mournfully: "Meow." "Xiaojuan, I was wrong, I shouldn't have bullied dogs.
The dog also knows how to read things, so he also shouted: "Wang." "Xiaojuan, I was wrong, I shouldn't have a cat in my eyes.
Ding Dong didn't even want to lift his eyelids, so he could only secretly think in his heart: This guy didn't forget to save his sense in front of Xu Lijuan at this time, and he must abuse it next time......
At the same time, the dog also secretly thought in his heart: A little broken cat actually ran in front of it to be the boss, and he wanted to be beautiful! Next time, you must bite it hard, beat it, and let it know who is the boss......
Although Xu Lijuan didn't know what the two had in their hearts, she also understood that cats and dogs have always been natural enemies, and although the two ones purchased from Wen Zeyu were smart machine bodyguards, because they were designed by researchers for the character of children cultivated in the top aristocratic circle, they deliberately referred to the appearance of animals in mythology, so not only did each one be so real that outsiders couldn't tell which one was an animal and which one was a bodyguard, but it also inherited the character of this type of animal. Thus, these two inherited the hostility that only the so-called animal class could have.
Xu Lijuan, who pinched her two necks, walked quickly to the bathroom, and after putting two basins full of water, she threw the two into it, ignoring the two complaining cries and pitiful expressions, and the actions of wanting to jump but not daring to jump out, picked up the camera that was put aside and took a wild shot, and took pictures of the two frightened and panicked expressions after seeing the water at first glance.
I don't know if I was frightened by the majesty exuded by Xu Lijuan's body, or I noticed a little bit of Xu Lijuan's intention to do this, as an animal machine that obeyed the master's orders, the two of them quickly showed a look of eagerness, and their mouths whimpered quietly, hoping to use this pitiful and devastated appearance to arouse the last trace of sympathy and pity in Xu Lijuan's heart.
It's a pity that the cruel truth told the two again, Xu Lijuan didn't intend to use the little sympathy and mercy left on them. At this moment, she once again ignored the pleas for mercy of the two, poured a handful of shower gel into the palm of her hand, rubbed the two fiercely, and did not stop until the two were surrounded by white bubbles.
After rinsing the bubbles off the two of them, Xu Lijuan took two ugly looks without a few hairs into the camera, not to mention, she also frantically turned on the video function, and took pictures of the two of them that were embarrassed and struggling but couldn't struggle.
In the end, after the hair on the two bodies had recovered their original white appearance as snow, Xu Lijuan found a towel to dry the water on the two bodies, and then took a hair dryer to the side and carefully dried the hair of the two bodies.
"Meow!" Boom...... I don't have a face to see anyone......
"Wang!" Same as faceless to see people......
Xu Lijuan tapped the foreheads of the two and said with a smile: "Look, it's cleaned, how beautiful it is!" ”
Obviously it was just a casual speech, but both of them heard the threat in Xu Lijuan's words. The two of them looked at each other, then turned their heads away in unison, and let out a small whimper from their mouths - the gentleman did not move his mouth, and next time they would never solve the problem in such a rough way!
The little appearance of the two tsunderes made Xu Lijuan smile from ear to ear, and once again felt that her decision to accept the two animal machine bodyguards given by Wen Zeyu was very correct.
"Alright, let's get out!"
After the words fell, Xu Lijuan left again.
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