Funny Doujin (喑茈莘香)

On the set of a hit TV series, a beautiful reporter held a microphone and said something to the camera with a smile on her face. Xue Xinxiang: "Hello audience, we are now on the set of the hit daily drama "The Life of Cultivating Immortals" at the Niangtai Fantasy Xianxia Theater. Now, let's interview the crew of the show. The beautiful reporter turned around and walked a few steps forward, then turned around quickly like a burning buttocks, and hurriedly said: "Oops, I forgot to introduce myself just now." I'm not ashamed to call myself a beauty, and it's hard to read the name, and it's even harder to beat the one who will never have the same name. In fact, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 are all my O(∩_∩)O~~. Hahahaha, it's winter, so wear a few more vests so it won't get cold. The more she talked, the happier she became, and the farther she went, almost forgetting the real purpose of coming to the set. At this time, a beautiful man wearing a gold-patterned white robe, with long and narrow eyes, deep eyes, and a heroic and compelling man, passed by. The beautiful man who happened to pass by (well, in fact, looking at the description above, everyone must be able to guess that it was the original male protagonist Du Xuan) stopped when he heard the sound, turned around and looked back at the incense that was rushing towards him. He raised his eyebrows, but he still smiled very kindly and asked, "I don't know what this girl is calling?" Du Xuan thought that she was intimidated by her charm, so she smiled more and more gently and gently, and he called softly: "Girl? In fact, Xue Xinxiang had already turned into a spit machine at this time: ", I knew that Du Xuan was narcissistic, but I didn't expect it to come to this point." My name is obviously the senior brother who passed a few steps ahead of you just now, which onion and garlic came out of nowhere. Don't think that if you are wearing a good skin, no one will know that you are the **silk man who crossed over and occupied the body of the male protagonist of Gao Lengyuan! "Yu Xinxiang has actually been unhappy with Du Xuan for a long time, as soon as this person appears, it seems that he has the atmosphere of Qiong Yao drama, which makes the painting style of the whole drama wrong, okay! Thinking of this, she rolled her eyes, raised her head and smiled: "Ha, Mr. Du really has the consciousness of being a handsome guy!" Just now I shouted, only Mr. Du stopped and waited for me. Sure enough, it's the starring style! Du Xuan's smile froze when he heard this, he always felt that the strange woman in front of him was sarcastic, but he couldn't say anything. So he said politely and asked directly, "I don't know what happened to the girl?" She raised the microphone and almost hit the bridge of Du Xuan's nose, "I'm a reporter from XX Entertainment, can Mr. Du Xuan answer me a few questions?" Du Xuan pressed down the microphone in front of him slightly, and reasoned to tell him to calm down, and when he spoke again, his tone had lost his previous warmth: "Yes, but I am very short on time, please make a long story short." "Okay, okay." She nodded in response, "The first question is: Which one do you like, Luo Yu and Luo Xue?" Du Xuan was stunned when he heard this, and two beautiful faces flashed in front of him, the beautiful Luo Yu and the lonely and cold Luo Xue, and the faces of the two were constantly circling and intertwining in his mind. Which one does he really prefer? He didn't know either. He only knew that the moment he first saw Luo Yu, he thought that it was a fairy from the clouds who had descended into the world, and at that time, she was already the Taoist companion he identified. But Luo Yu treated him like an ordinary friend. Even after that night, she was not even as good as a normal friend to him. That's when Luo Xue appeared. She is dressed in white, noble and dusty, she treats everyone coldly and ruthlessly, but she can give him a little pretense to make his heart throb. But, what does he like Luo Yu? Why does he have the same affection for Luo Xue? He thought about it, but he was stupid. I was speechless for a while. She watched speechlessly as Du Xuan raised her head 45 degrees to look up at the sky, and her heroic face revealed bright sadness. She rubbed her arm hard, Emma, goosebumps were almost up to the instep of her foot. That's right, Du Xuan's classmate has brought his own Qiong Yao drama atmosphere into chaos at this moment! The so-called Qiong Yao drama atmosphere is that he is sad, he feels nostalgic, he angrily asks why the sky is so cruel and allows him to meet two stunning women at the same time, but he can't have them at the same time, he must not be able to live with one of them. He feels that he has a pink soft light at the moment, he is simply loved by everyone, and the flowers are blooming, in a word, he is so handsome that he has no friends. However, others seemed to be immersed in the small theater in his own mind, and the audience had goosebumps falling off the ground, and the Chinese New Year's Eve meal they ate the year before was going to vomit. She couldn't bear it, so she opened her mouth to interrupt Du Xuan's thoughts: "Can't you answer this question?" Actually, it doesn't matter, because it doesn't matter if you like either one or both. Du Xuan's narrow eyes flashed with cash when he heard this, "Why?" Could it be that I am so lucky to be able to sit back and enjoy the blessings of all people?" She replied, "That's right, just like you think!" Neither of them likes you. It doesn't matter which one you like? Anyway, it's just thinking about it by yourself, ** Silk Man is lonely YY, everyone can understand. Du Xuan only felt a pain in his heart when he heard this, but he still pretended to smile. Unexpectedly, she made up for it again: "Actually, I heard that Luo Yu is still a little annoying to you." And Luo Xue has been developing well with her senior brother recently! Du Xuan only felt that a sharp knife shot into his heart, and it was like an ant gnawing at his heart, and the pain became more and more intense. He finally couldn't take it anymore, plopped down, and got down on one knee. He pressed his left chest tightly with both hands, his face was pale, and cold sweat was like rain. (To borrow the description from the original text.) Emma, I watched this paragraph once and laughed once, Du Xuanshen's acting skills! Woo Xinxiang gave a thumbs up: "Sure enough, God acting!" In fact, I think it would be more promising if you went to Grandma Qiong Yao or Yu's mother to apply for a job! Hey, in fact, I can help you pull a line and say~~~"

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