"The so-called one-stop is to start from entering the intensive care room of the hospital, your information and even predict the date of death will be revealed to the funeral industry by some people who like black income, and then there will be a special person to keep an eye on it, once the one-stop service officially begins, the first step, after the doctor announces that your heart has stopped beating, the timer will be delivered within half an hour, and at this time, five or six funeral companies will often gather at once, so this moment is the time, and the gold medal funeral can be done within twenty minutes, so that you have no chance to choose another home, Then the second step is to sign the contract, the specific content has nothing to do with me, I haven't studied it, I just know that the third step is that I will show up, give them samples, let them choose the urn and coffin, and even the wreath skeleton, a qiē something related to wood."

"If our funeral business is really as simple as you describe, then I will not be disliked and end up with no friends! Isn't it to negotiate a contract? Isn't it faster to talk at the dinner table? What do you think? "Should I say that Wang Yu is crazy, or should I say that Wu Fu's persistence is terrible, Xiaoche is now walking side by side with us on the wrong road, and the car that is constantly approaching us is ready to force us to stop on the side of the road, has she been eavesdropping on my conversation with my husband since just now?

"Contract?" The husband saw the green light at the intersection in front of him, and if the two cars continued to be side by side, it could only be Wu Fu and their car was destroyed, and the husband consciously pulled over and got out of the car to negotiate with Wu Fu who was parked in front of us.

"Yes, leave your wife for me to eat, I want all the quality of your wood, provided that the cost control is in one percent, and the remaining ninety percent are four or six open, my concessions are already very large, no opinion, you can go back, and go to the gold medal funeral headquarters tomorrow to negotiate the contract." Wu Fu got out of the car competently and talked to her husband, I listened in the car in the clouds, dead people's money is so easy to earn?

"Get out of the car, I don't want to play cat and mouse with you anymore, instead of asking you to go to the big hotel to eat and you run away without a trace, it's better to eat a roadside stall nearby." Wu Fu had already opened the car door for me, and her husband, who was following Wu Fu, looked dazed.

"Boss, you don't have to close the stall, ten bowls of wontons, three bowls without coriander, two bowls with more chili peppers, and the rest are free." I realized why she knew about my conversation with my husband that she had deliberately forced the two of us to stop at the wonton stand, and she had become fond of working hard, and suddenly felt that she was so scheming that she had become a waste who could only escape.

It was already dark and the wonton stall didn't seem to have so many wontons, so the boss hurriedly loosened the tables, chairs and benches loaded into the car and set them up for us, and went to the stove to make a bag by himself, "Oh, you are really good people, you still bring me such a big business at such a late hour, you will wait a little longer for the fragrance of the package!" "The wonton stall owner was not infected by the discordant atmosphere between us at all, and he hummed a little song by himself and happily wrapped the wontons, and threw them into the pot with the bag at an astonishing speed.

"Sitting, it's not appropriate to eat without sitting and standing! Don't you want to know what the one-stop service in the funeral industry is? I personally teach you, prison, talk, order, change, transform, guard, cry, burn, bury, collect money and leave after the aftermath, don't you understand? It doesn't matter, you are a teacher, if you are interested in messing with me, you are not afraid of being subservient, I will teach you personally! You can give you a branch. "I'm still standing aside, why is she so open and honest with me, and she gives me back the branch? What do I have to be so trusted by her? The husband on the side was even more confused, and whispered into my ear, "Are you sure she's not black lace?" "What is my white husband thinking about when he puts his feet on his leather shoes? Is my husband suspecting that I used to be gay, sexual, and romantic?

"You're all going to stand? Jing Xiao, you can sit down for me. Wu Fu pulled my arm and dragged me down fiercely, I had to sit down, but I was immediately shocked by her words and wanted to stand up and run away: "Boss, come a few hard dishes, this is five hundred yuan, how can you spend it, just buy two more cases of beer!" I'm going to catch up with you. ”

"I'm getting married," the wonton stall owner really collected the money, and within twenty minutes, he actually prepared all the drinks and dishes, and Wu Fu happily opened the bottle of beer and handed it to me.

"I already know," I looked at the person across from me, the one who claimed to be my cousin, and although my husband sat next to me, holding Crystal Pupils, the lineup of the table was enough for me to have a headache, and I didn't know what to say.

"If you don't like them, I'll let them go, but tonight I want to stay drunk with you!"

"No," I was used to duplicity again, but after all that was said, the wine bottles were handed to me, and it would be really contrived not to take the wine over.

"Remember the past? Every time we eat wontons, you always eat more chili peppers than me," I took the wine, looked at Wu Fu, and thought about what Wu Fu would say, but Wu Fu's memories of taking care of himself didn't give me a chance to answer at all.

"Jing Xiao, don't you think you've changed? Lady, you used to hehe, is it because of him? Forget it, it's not interesting to mention the dead again, I once said that I would accompany you for a lifetime, but now I have found someone who doesn't eat cilantro like me. Wu Fu watched her husband pick up the bottle and pour it into the bottle.

"Wu Fu"

"What do you call me?" I wanted to persuade Wu Fu to put down the wine bottle, but I didn't expect her to slam the empty wine bottle on the ground and yell at me, "Jing Xiao!" I sue you! I hate it when you call me Wu Fu! It's so contrived! Wang Yu seemed to see the problem and successfully made the three subordinates disappear into the car with the wonton bowl with her eyes, and there were me, Jing Tong, husband, Wu Fu and Wang Yu left on the table.

"And what should I call you? Am I still qualified to call it that? "I also took a sip of wine, it was really intimidating, and now I finally mustered up the courage, did she think I would have a better day today? I don't feel good either.

Then there was silence, only the two of us were pouring wine, my husband didn't stop me and just watched quietly, but Wang Yu directly grabbed the wine bottle and hugged Wu Fu into his arms, Wu Fu struggled for a while and buried his head deep in Wang Yu's arms and cried bitterly.

"What are you young people making awkward, there are more people who have no fate, you two are not bad, a few years ago you called it taboo, and now you are all openly afraid of something, how big it is to make a marriage come true, it's not worth crying for this matter." The owner of the wonton stall sat down directly to enlighten us when he saw us crying, and I knew that he was kind, but the two of us looked at each other and smiled.

"Haha pig demon, we are a couple! Haha" Wu Fu patted the table beautifully and laughed vividly, picked up a bottle of wine and drank it.

"Oh yes, a couple! Sanxiang I miss you" I burst into tears when I heard the pig demon, she still remembered, because my laughing word was the bamboo word head bowed, she gave me the pig demon, now I hug her directly The two of us hugged our heads and cried, and the memories of the past poured back into my mind like a flood

"My name is Jing Xiao, what's your name?"

"Wu Fu"

"Why are you blocking your eyes with your hair so slippery?"

"I don't like people to see me."

"Can I play with you, then?"

"You're not afraid of me?"

"Aren't you a kid too? What's so scary? ”

“”

"Jingxiao, good morning!"

"I'm still going to do something"

"Didn't let you rain yesterday? Are you confused? Today is the two of us on duty, what is the matter? ”

"You and I will never ride in your car again!"

“”

"Is the person who runs faster than a rabbit with a bag in front of him called Jing Xiao?"

"Huh? Are you Wu Fu? ”

"Surprised, right? I didn't expect that we would be admitted to the same high school! ”

"yes, I'm a little uncomfortable too, have you changed your hairstyle?"

"Hehe, let's call it a reunion after a long absence!"

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