Chapter 398: One Thousand Eight Hundred and I don't know what it is
"What's your name! Weird and scary! Cao Jun looked at me complainingly and frowned.
"That...... That housekeeper has no feet! It's floating! ”
"Hehe, because the house is so big, the servants all work in modified shoes similar to walking shoes." Leng Chen glanced at the housekeeper and explained to me with a smile.
"It's really unexpected, your house is different from other people's houses, the maid can also wear skates, and you are not afraid of slipping too fast and dropping your things." Cao Jun was originally a joke, but as soon as this remark came out, everyone's smiles stiffened, and in the end, Cao Jun found himself a step down.
"Look at your expressions, isn't it time to eat? Let's go, let's eat. Cao Jun pulled me, patted Leng Chen's shoulder, pretended to be casual and smiled and went in.
"Cold dust, where is the bathroom? Candles want to wash their hands. Cao Jun saw that after he came in, Leng Chen, whether it was red rain, or even the housekeeper didn't react, so he used me as an excuse to touch the bathroom, but this trick really worked, Leng Chen immediately put on a smiling face and asked the housekeeper to show us the way.
"Whew, it's safe, candle, it's not like you haven't seen a ghost, why should you be shocked, this is rude in other people's homes! Do you understand? Hey, Candle, what's wrong with you? As soon as I entered the bathroom, Cao Jun couldn't wait to teach me a lesson.
"Who said it was safe! This bathroom is not as clean as the outside! Don't you feel crowded? "The seemingly large bathroom is as crowded as a honeycomb, and Cao Jun can still reprimand me casually, he just doesn't see the environment we are in clearly.
In the sink was a woman's head washing her hair, and four or five children were snatching makeup and wiping it on their faces. The shower pool was crowded with all kinds of ghosts bathing in the foam, and even the walls were filled with souls coming in and out from time to time, not to mention that on the floor, the broken souls were actually arranged in rows and rows, allowing two people in yellow clothes to play bowling. Even the ball thrown out was a head, and the bathroom, which was not too small, was actually crowded with these spirits.
But because Cao Jun's roar that didn't see the situation clearly as soon as he entered the door just now exposed the fact that we could see them, all the souls in the bathroom stopped their movements and looked at us, and we didn't know what to do so we had to look at each other, and I don't know how long we looked at each other, and finally there was our savior outside the bathroom.
"Hey, the surname is Cao. Are you in there? I heard Leng Chen say, you came with a child, why did you snatch our class flowers away and give birth to a child and hide and not come out to meet our old classmates? "Even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I can't wash it away, I'm not Cao Jun's child anymore. But now it's better to save us out than for the two of us to continue to stare at each other with a group of ghosts, Cao Jun naturally understood this and immediately opened the door and pulled me out.
"Look at what you said, I took Feng Zhi away, didn't you also take our Banbanhua away for revenge? What do you think? Are you all over? Cao Jun was embarrassed and busy reminiscing about the past, but it seemed that Cao Jun was a little isolated from the world because of his stay with us. The attitude towards the fat man in front of him was a little distant. If the smile is fake, even if it is real, it will look false.
"I haven't drunk your wine before I thought about me, to tell you the truth, I blew it with her, alas, it's all because she's too capable, and I've been pregnant more than ten times in five years, and I've become poor and bare-bones just because of the miscarriage, let alone in advance, and finally I broke up with her The next day, she ran away with a Kaizi, after all, love in student days is impulsive and has no future."
"You're a scumbag, you're a scumbag! It's embarrassing to say that the love in my student days was impulsive. Look at Cao Jun and Feng Zhi, aren't they still in love after all these years? At this moment, a woman in a black dress approached from a distance. She actually had a crystal ball in her hand.
"Huh...... Goddess, you're here too, let's talk about something at the door of this bathroom, let's go to the dining room and talk while eating. As soon as the fat man saw the woman, he walked unnaturally towards the dining room, but the woman only walked a few steps and stopped beside us.
"Cao Jun, you shouldn't have lost Feng Zhi, but why did she become like this?" I was also shocked by the woman's indifferent reminder, because Cao Jun's shirt button jumped up at some point, and the piece of jade sealed with Feng Zhi hanging around his neck actually leaked faintly outside, and was just refracted by the light in the corridor, Feng Zhi was standing in front of the woman, but because Feng Zhi's memory was not at all, she could only smile instinctively at the woman, although this smile was a bit like a smirk but it was normal, and it was better than Cao Jun's smile.
"Uh...... Because of love! Women in love are happy silly women! Hehe, Feng Zhi, you're right? Cao Jun looked at Feng Zhi with a stiff smile, but Sister Feng Zhi shook her head inexplicably and said that she didn't understand what Cao Jun was saying, although such an obvious demolition made Cao Jun embarrassed, it made this woman very happy.
"I can't imagine that the most favored pair will become like this, in short, I remind you that yin and yang are different, even if you love it, you must act calmly." The woman said as she bypassed Feng Zhi and left with the crystal ball in her hand.
"She has yin and yang eyes?" When the woman walked away, I dared to ask Cao Jun.
"Well, I've been gone since I was a child, so I'm called a goddess, Feng Zhi, do you want to stay outside or go back to Yuli to sleep again?" Feng Zhi's current state is still invisible, and Cao Jun can only see but not touch, but probably because of the relationship between jade, Cao Jun is raising Feng Zhi with his own qi, so Feng Zhi looks no different from a real ghost, except that you still can't touch her.
"Outside." Feng Zhi replied very softly, she could speak clearly, it seemed that Cao Jun's efforts were rewarded, compared to the previous soft sound like a mosquito humming, the current voice made Feng Zhi seem a lot more normal.
"No wonder that goddess wants to remind you, although you are married, Feng Zhi can recover from a few pieces of soul scum to this point, you will definitely pay no less, you will die!" I don't know which tendon is wrong, but I kindly reminded Cao Jun.
"When we die, we are just the right person to be the outlaw mandarin duck."
"Well, when I didn't say what I just said, but didn't you graduate from the police academy? Even that scum and that goddess can be a policeman? ”
"I see, you're looking at them with tinted glasses! In fact, even if they have a backstage police academy, they won't accept their unobtrusive temper, so they are just high school classmates of me and Feng Zhi! When I was a freshman in high school, I was not in the same class as Feng Zhi, and later in order to be with Feng Zhi again, I deliberately failed the exam and slipped from the key class to the ordinary class of Feng Zhi. ”
"But how you look at your face, it's also Sister Feng Zhi who went to your ordinary class for you to take the exam."
"Are you looking down on me? And what do you mean by calling me uncle and Feng Zhi sister? Believe it or not, I'll pump you! ”
"You have the ability to beat me! I just went to ...... grandfather, "I originally wanted to say that I went to sue my grandfather, but I didn't expect that a woman suddenly appeared in the corridor, she is a soul is certain, but the reason why I was scared and didn't dare to speak was that she was holding two children in her arms, one on her back, one on her stomach with a belt, and three or four children on the ground sitting on her mopping skirt and being dragged forward by her, my intuition told me that if you offend anyone, you must not offend the infant spirit, otherwise you don't even know how you died."
"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)