BOSS: Your woman is in a bad mood
Someone began to scold Fei Feifei and his party, obviously jealous of the coward.
The light of the group jumped out at the right time, laughing at the little white face of drunk Qingfeng, and now regretted dying, regretting that his intestines were green, throwing a meat bun and picking up a small sesame seed.
The people who dominated the rivers and lakes were collectively silent, and they had no face to bubble up.
Fei Feifei knew each other so well, and Xi Xichen had no excuse to trouble her.
Forget it, let's go and cut the demon, let Fei Feifei fly a yard today!
Next, Xi Xichen went to break through the level by himself, yes, he went to break through the level alone, and he didn't form a team.
She's doing this purely looking for death, she's in a bad mood, and she just thinks that either she will be killed by the demon wheel, or she will hack the big boss to death, and she won't stop if she doesn't knock the keyboard to death anyway.
In a game, the wheel died and drank a bottle of potion and came back to life, no matter how big it was, it was a round drop of one level.
The coward slashed the demon all the way, and when he came to the 86th level to break through the door, he clicked YES without hesitation.
In the next second, she was teleported to a paradise with beautiful scenery.
The coward looked up and saw that it was Sun Monkey's Huaguo Mountain.
Walking all the way forward, I didn't touch a monster, and I still didn't see a monster until I was in front of the water curtain cave.
Dizzy, why isn't there a single blame?
Where did all those monkeys go?
At this time, a red monkey jumped out of the water curtain hole, with a flower on its head, and at first glance it was a female monkey.
At this time, a line of words floated above the head of the female monkey, and a female voice sounded in her ears: "Congratulations to you coward, you came at the right time, our king has just been captured by Guanyin Bodhisattva." ”
Xi Xichen is full of black lines, is this monkey okay?
Does it know that the purpose of her trip is to cut down the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain?
Congratulations to her for coming at the right time, listening to her tone as if the monkey was captured, it is very happy?
Is this the rhythm of sending to the door and begging for death?
Xi Xichen was full of doubts and tried to type out a line.
Current coward: "What is Guanyin doing when he catches the king of your family?" ”
"Catch and accompany Tang Seng to the West to learn scriptures, haven't you read Journey to the West?"
The female monkey's voice was full of contempt, Xi Xi was dizzy, the plot of Journey to the West is not like this, right?
Sun Monkey was pressed under Wuzhi Mountain by Rulai for 500 years, and Tang Seng rescued it before he followed it to learn scriptures, right?
But that's not the point, the point is that you don't blame how to break through?
At that time, the coward: "Sun Monkey is not here, what about the other monkeys?" ”
"Those bastards, as soon as the king leaves, they all strike!"
The she-monkey gouged her nostrils and said with an angry face.
Xi Xichen couldn't cry or laugh, is this system pumping again?
Or is this a new card with traps waiting for her in front of her?
Current coward: "Then why are you congratulating me, do you know that I am here to break through and kill monsters?" ”
"You're stupid, of course I do."
The female monkey snorted, extremely angry: "I congratulate you, because you came at the right time, the king is not here, the monkeys are on strike, you can take whatever you want here." ”
Current coward: "Aren't you a monkey?" ”
"Don't you even want to kill me, I can sue you, you can't take anything away if you kill me."
The she-monkey took two steps back, pointing at the coward with one hand and angrily.
Current Coward: "Why? ”
"If you can't kill it, you can't kill it."
At this time, far away in the game headquarters of country A, a technician who fantasized about getting a promotion and a salary increase and marrying Bai Fumei was depressed.
Is the boss girl 100,000, why do you watch too much?
How can you put the water back in the water, it's so hard?
Current coward: "......"
Xi Xichen was speechless, then raised the blue blood sword, and hacked the female monkey to death with one sword.
The technician's jaw is about to drop, and the boss is too hot, right?
However, it has a lot of personality!
System message: "Congratulations to the player for breaking into Huaguo Mountain alone in level 86, killing the Monkey King's concubine, and touching the mysterious mission: havoc in the sky." ”
Then this message was swiped three times in the world announcement.
Xi Xichen's head is full of black lines, she has killed a demon since she came in, and the monkey concubine is too delicate, right?
It's just a sword to solve, but it can even touch the mysterious mission?
This mysterious quest is too easy to touch, isn't it?
As a rule of thumb, a task that is too easy to touch is not a good task!
But Xi Xichen came to find death this time, just to kill, and directly ordered to accept the mysterious mission.
Current system news: "Congratulations on your success in breaking the level, upgrading to level 86, gaining 10,000 experience points, increasing 10% of luck points, and obtaining a holy artifact golden hoop stick, a bottle of seven-pinned pills, five bottles of six-pinned pills, twenty bottles of five-pinned pills, and one hundred bottles of four-pinned pills." ”
Xi Xichen couldn't cry or laugh, the system really smoked, this elixir is too worthless, right?
With 10,000 experience points, she went straight to 86 and could go through 87 levels.
Isn't the holy artifact golden hoop rod given away for nothing?
There is also a lucky value, her original luck value was 9%, which is quite high, otherwise she would not have the luck to get the Blue Blood Sword.
Now she is adding 10% of her luck, is this going against the rhythm of the sky?
In the game, the luck value of 20% is the cap, and now the luck value of the coward is 19%, which is the highest that has never been higher since the launch of the entire game.
Chu Bawang's luck value is the highest in this server, and it is only 13%.
The most important thing is that she just cut a super weak monkey, and she actually got so many things.
What's the difference between this and pie in the sky?
Then, the coward left Huaguo Mountain and was sent by the system to accept a mysterious mission.
At this time, the coward stopped in a white cloud, and there was a big stone gate in front of him, on which were written the three golden characters of Nantianmen.
Originally, I thought that the Nantianmen would have a lot of organs, and there were many heavenly soldiers and generals, but there was not even a figure.
has been going up from the South Heavenly Gate to the Jade Emperor Hall, and he has not encountered a single heavenly soldier and general, let alone any immortals.
This is called making a big fuss in the sky?
There is no ghost, what kind of sky?
On the contrary, after passing through the fairy peach garden, I picked all the thousand-year-old peaches of the queen mother, and also received a lot of elixir from Taishang Laojun, and took away more than a dozen heavenly horses by the way, and smiled at the rivers and lakes.
Anyway, the system is rare to draw, and she just happened to meet her, so she doesn't take it for nothing.
Entering the Jade Emperor Palace, I saw the Buddha sitting on the throne of the Jade Emperor, leisurely sipping tea.
Xi Xichen was the first to reflect that this game world is fantastic.
If the Buddha is coming to usurp the rhythm of the throne?
The whole sky is like a Buddha, it is rare that he is her opponent?
Presently: "The person who came is a coward? ”
Current coward: "Buddha, you don't want to congratulate me again, do you?" ”
The current Rulai: "Of course, congratulations, you have successfully passed the many checks and come to the Jade Emperor Palace, which shows that you are very capable." ”
The current coward: "But I haven't even killed a demon or a heavenly general?" ”
What kind of gatekeeper is this?
It's not good to be alone?
Is this game still not playable?
Just go straight to the full level!
The current Rulai: "Today is a good day for the whole world to celebrate, and our heavenly court will not kill." ”
Current coward: "Where have the gods gone?" ”
At present, such as Lai: "Chang'e learned a set of glamorous dances from the Western Heavenly Court, and they all went to Guanghan Palace to watch Chang'e dance belly dance!" ”
Current coward: "Then why don't you go?" ”
Is that okay too?
Don't bring such a mouthful!
"I'm a monk, I'm pure, I don't love that. ”
In front of the computer, the technician Hei J couldn't laugh there, and tears came out.
How did he only realize that he had a great sense of humor?
The current coward: "In this case, please ask the Buddha for a trick." ”
After saying that, the coward drew his blood sword again, and rushed towards the Buddha in a rage.
Rulai hurriedly jumped away, and shouted: "What's the matter with your baby, you said that you won't kill today." ”
Current coward: "Then kill the immortals." ”
Then Ming Xiaogui rushed up, jumping left and right, but he didn't fight back.
The chubby body, trembling and shaking, looks so funny.
Xi Xichen's fingers tapped quickly on the keyboard, and every time he tried his best, as if he was vowing to knock the keyboard to pieces.
Technician Black J, controlling zhì Buddha, dodging left and right, his fingers were also tapping quickly on the keyboard, and finally he was accidentally cut with a sword, and he hung up directly.
Black J halo, the speed of the boss woman controlling the game character is actually faster than him, a technician, plus a genius hacker.
A woman who deserves to be a big boss is extraordinary!
Xi Xichen looked at the Buddha who was cut off with a sword and lay down directly on the corpse, and his stomach was full of anger and there was nowhere to go.
She came to the game to vent her anger, not to be angry, and this game was so disappointing.
Can she still have a good fight?
The coward walked over and whipped the corpse of the Buddha lying on the ground.
I don't know how long she whipped, until her fingers were tired and the keyboard was about to be smashed.
Hei J directly reported to his big boss Nangong Ming: "Lord boss, your woman seems to be in a bad mood, and she whipped me for nearly twenty minutes. ”
It didn't take long for him to receive a reply from the big boss: "Go to the resurrection and let her continue to cut." ”
Black J had a bitter face, this errand really wasn't done by people.
However, in order to get promoted, get a salary increase, marry Bai Fumei, fight!
Then he was resurrected bitterly, fought with the coward for a while, and lay down gorgeously again.
This time, Xi Xichen finally enjoyed it, she clenched her fists, her fingers were super tired.
Seeing that the coward didn't whip the corpse anymore, Hei J estimated that the other party's anger was almost vented, and he turned into a little doll with meat in a flash.
Current Meat Doll: "Coward, you've successfully completed the mysterious quest and are ready to go." ”
Xi Xichen looked at the little thing in front of him, there was a weed on the top of his head, it looked cute and cute, and he couldn't help pinching his pink and tender little face with his hand.
Current Meat Doll: "Whoa, coward, I warn you not to pinch my face." ”
Xi Xichen saw his angry, but extremely cute appearance, but wanted to tease him, and pinched him again.
Current meat doll: "Coward, there's a kind of you pinch me again." ”
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