366. If you laugh again, I'll throw you out of here
"Then why, as soon as they saw us, they ran away?"
Ji Xiyan was puzzled, since he was his younger brother, why did he see Chu Aotian as if he had seen a ghost?
"These stinky boys must have done something bad again."
Chu Aotian was furious, looking at a few small radish heads, half a radish head sneaked out from several places, and a pair of eyes blinked.
The ghost sighed in his heart, at this time, young master, you still don't admit that you are 'scary'?
At this time, the sound of footsteps came, and it was majestic and imposing when you listened to it.
Ji Xiyan looked up, and then looked at a beautiful woman, with red nails under her feet, stepping on a pair of wooden slippers menacing.
Chu Aotian looked at his mother's menacing, put his hands on his back, his face changed, and he said coldly: "Ms. Ni Jiaren, if you have something to say, it's boring to fight and kill." ”
Ni Jiaren nodded, smiling like a flower: "Okay!" Don't fight, don't fight. ”
As soon as he got closer, he immediately smiled, turned into a mother in a second, and a pair of hands with red boxing gloves smashed desperately at Chu Aotian's body.
While smashing, he said angrily: "It's strange if I don't beat you, let you not go home, I don't even have a phone call on the day of the mother's troubles, white-eyed wolf, my mother has raised you for 30 years, I knew that you were so conscienceless, when you were born, I drowned you with a soak of urine." ”
Chu Aotian shouted while hiding: "Where did you come from for thirty years, Lao Tzu will be able to support himself at the age of fourteen, Chu Batian, you get down for me and take care of your woman." ”
The one who responded to him was the silence of the room, and Ji Xiyan was already stunned.
The ghost shadow was happy in his heart, and the big demon king finally had someone to teach him a lesson, and the other little radish heads had already seen it and played by themselves.
"Fourteen is remarkable, isn't it? The son of Lao Wang next door can make money at the age of five, with a daily income of more than 10,000 yuan, what do you compare with others? ”
Ni Jiaren held an iron fist and smashed it on Chu Aotian's head.
Chu Aotian couldn't dodge, and was beaten and screamed: "That one is selling face and singing, there are so many radish heads at home, you let them sing and dance in front of the computer, and they are guaranteed to be more than ten times stronger than that kid." ”
Lao Wang's wife is a singer, and the son he gave birth to is quite cute, who can sing and dance.
So, Lao Wang's wife got him a small network anchor, singing and dancing in front of the computer every day to collect money, that kid is very cute and talented, so many people are willing to give him red envelope gifts.
"You also said this, when you were a child, I should have let you disguise yourself as a woman and make a joke."
Ni Jiaren was tired, and pointed her finger at Chu Aotian and scolded angrily, how could her Ni Boxing King's baby let them laugh and pretend to be cute?
"You said it yourself!"
Chu Aotian loosened his bones, and his whole body ached, this tigress was really ruthless.
On his birthday, he drank too much happily, returned to the room and rolled the sheets with Ji Xiyan in his arms, rolled tired and slept until the next morning, and when he woke up, he remembered that he had called his parents.
When he came back, he thought about today's fate, so he didn't come back until now!
Chu Aotian knew that if she didn't give Ni Jiaren a beating, she wouldn't be angry, and in the future, she would have small shoes for him to wear, and for the sake of his future happiness, he decided to let her get angry.
Otherwise, with her little three-legged cat kung fu and the boxing championship that won a garbage competition, she really thinks she is invincible?
"You still talk back, didn't you say you would come back on your birthday?"
Ni Jiaren stared at Chu Aotian deadly, she hated others to release her pigeons the most, and she had prepared a qiē early, but it was okay to be happy, and she didn't even make a phone call, so she was angry.
Chu Aotian was about to speak, when a loud voice came:
"Chu Aotian, do you have a conscience, you didn't come back on the day of your mother's trouble, I think that when my wife gave birth to you, she almost lost her life. If you really want something to come back, forget it, you don't even have a phone, it's too much, it's just a white-eyed wolf. ”
Chu Aotian heard this, rolled his eyes, and came as an afterthought.
When I just shouted at him to get down, why didn't there be any movement?
As soon as Chu Batian approached, Ji Xiyan's jaw almost fell to the ground.
The facial features are almost printed in the same mold as Chu Aotian, but his face is so big and he has a double chin, but this is obviously a fat version of Chu Aotian, super like.
Ji Xiyan couldn't help but fantasize that Chu Aotian had transformed into a big fat man weighing more than 200 pounds, and one could top her for two and a half ......
"Hahaha!"
A crisp voice sounded, and Ji Xiyan couldn't help but point at Chu Aotian and laugh.
Chu Aotian looked at Chu Bawang, his handsome face sank, and he immediately yelled at Ji Xiyan: "Woman, don't imagine, Lao Tzu will not become like him no matter what, so stop it for me immediately!" ”
"Ahaha, I can't help it."
Ji Xiyan laughed and couldn't stop at all.
In her mind, she imagined the handsome and evil, but domineering Chu Aotian, who had a beer belly, a double chin, a huge fat, and the two lumps of flesh on his chest shook when he walked, and the corners of his mouth twitched!
"I can't help but endure it, do you hear?"
Chu Aotian grabbed her by the back collar, straightened her, and warned her violently.
Ji Xiyan couldn't listen to it at all, and looked at Chu Batian from time to time, laughing back and forth, tears in her eyes.
Ni Jia and Chu Batian looked at each other, isn't this the little girl I saw that day?
I didn't expect Xiaohuzi to bring people home, from childhood to adulthood, except for Fuying, this is the first time he has brought a woman home!
Wait, looking at this girl's appearance and figure, it's a girl at most, right?
It's so unbelievable, it actually kills the flowers of the country, and there is no humanity!
"Little Huzi, what do you mean by this, what's wrong with my husband like this?"
Ni Jiaren was very angry, she couldn't see others laughing at her husband's fatness, and then pointed to the little girl who was laughing and tears and said angrily: "Little ghost, if you laugh again, I will throw you out of here." ”
Ji Xiyan was stunned for a moment, her face was flushed, it's over, this is a big disaster.
The first time she saw Chu Aotian's parents, she laughed at Chu's father for being fat in front of their family, and now the fun is over!
"Ni Jiaren, what do you want now, your husband is fat and you don't want people to say it?"
Chu Aotian's face sank, and he hugged Ji Xiyan beside him, looking like an eagle protecting a chicken.
In fact, Chu Aotian couldn't help the two women to disagree, so they couldn't go together, and the two goods would naturally not be damaged.
But things didn't develop in the direction Chu Aotian imagined.
I saw Ni Jiaren glaring at Chu Aotian, and then pulled into an elegant and gentle smile: "Child, come here." ”
Ji Xiyan was stunned, this woman changed her face too quickly, right?
Chu Aotian looked defensive: "What do you want to do?" ”
"Don't worry, Mom won't eat her again."
Ni Jiaren walked over with a smile, pushed Chu Aotian away, took Ji Xiyan's hand, and treated her daughter as kindly: "What's your name, the first time you came, I let you see the joke." ”
"Yes, yes, I wasn't laughing at my uncle just now."
Ji Xiyan was very guilty, with a small face, and held back a few words for a long time.
"It's okay, it's really time for your uncle to lose weight."
Ni Jiaren smiled kindly at her, as if nothing had happened just now.
Ji Xiyan blinked in a daze, it really doesn't matter?
Just now, it was obviously a look, and he was going to raise a knife and she was desperate!
"Ni Jiaren..."
Chu Aotian just wanted to 'snatch' Ji Xiyan over, but Chu Batian's chubby body immediately blocked in front of him, and a thick arm was on his shoulder: "It's just right to come back, there are a few important things in the family, I want to discuss with you." ”
"If you have something to do, go ahead, I can do it."
Ji Xiyan smiled at Chu Aotian obediently, and Chu Batian immediately pulled that chubby face and smiled: "Good boy, you are really sensible, why is Xiaohuzi still stunned here, there is nothing to eat after talking." ”
After speaking, he directly pulled Chu Aotian away, and someone turned back in three steps!
Ji Xiyan sat on the sofa in a regular manner, and Ni Jiaren took out this photo: "You haven't seen the photo of Xiaohuzi when he was a child, have you?" ”
Ji Xiyan nodded, she really hadn't seen it before, she was very curious.
Ni Jiaren opened the photo with a smile, and the top one was a wedding photo.
It's Ni Jia and Chu Aotian, no, it should be Ni Jia and Chu Ba genius, their wedding photos when they were young are very beautiful and eye-catching.
"Uncle was exactly the same as Xiaohuzi when he was thin."
Ji Xiyan looked at the man in the photo and marveled at how similar it was.
"Isn't it, handsome?"
Ni Jiaren touched the photo and missed it very much, then looked at Ji Xiyan and said with a smile: "Actually, your uncle has only gained weight over the years, and he was handsome before." ”
Chu Batian's height is close to 1.9 meters, a few centimeters taller than Chu Aotian, and his weight has always been around 150 when he was young, which is called a golden ratio, which is completely a perfect hanger.
Ji Xiyan nodded, very much agreed, if you are not fat, you are really very, very handsome.
"People are like this when they reach middle age, family inheritance, Aotian and his grandfather and grandfather are like this, Aotian will definitely become a big fat man in more than ten years."
Ni Jiaren observed Ji Xiyan's face, this is her ultimate goal.
"Then he won't dare to come out to meet anyone."
Ji Xiyan wanted to laugh when she thought of Chu Aotian's fat appearance, no wonder he was so angry just now, he was afraid that she would know that their family had a genetic history of obesity!
Chu Aotian pays so much attention to his image, how can such an arrogant man accept that he has become like that?
"How long have you known Little Huzi?"
Ni Jiaren looked at Ji Xiyan's eyes, which had always been so bright and clear, clean and free of impurities, so she asked the point.
"More than a month."
Ji Xiyan thought about answering for a while, then took the album and flipped it down by herself.
After turning a few pages, I finally saw a photo of Chu Aotian when he was a child, he looked very delicate when he was a child, like a beautiful doll, very much like a girl.
However, his expression is like someone else owes him billions!
Ni Jiaren raised her eyebrows, and she brought it home after just over a month?
But after thinking about it, I think this is more reliable, other women don't say a month, they can't hold on for three days and break up, this has broken the Guinness record.