Extras (8)
The scorpion was startled, his mouth twitched, and he asked in disbelief, "Do you want to be a shemale?" ”
What the hell is a shemale? Linghu Cangyu said impatiently: "Anyway, as long as you turn me into a woman, it doesn't matter what demons and monsters she has!" ”
The scorpion glanced up and down at Linghu Cangyu with an obscure gaze, and finally stopped at a part of Linghu Cangyu's crotch that could not be described.
Ling Hu Cangyu was shocked, and immediately nervously covered the indescribable part with his hands, stared at the scorpion vigilantly and asked, "What do you want to do?" ”
Belch! As if it was misunderstood, the scorpion touched his nose in embarrassment, looked away, cleared his throat, and pretended to be serious: "Actually, it's not impossible for this man to become a woman......"
"What's the solution?" Before the scorpion finished speaking, Linghu Cangyu stared at the scorpion with bright eyes, completely forgetting the scorpion's obscene peeping.
The scorpion cleared its throat again, and once again touched the part that Ling Fox had just obscured.
Ling Fox Cangyu instantly blocked that part, at this time, in addition to vigilance and grievances on his face, what happened to His Majesty today?
"Actually......" Although the truth is very simple, but if you really want the scorpion to speak, there is a feeling that you don't know how to speak, especially when you see the shy and big girl-like Linghu Cangyu, it is even more difficult to speak, and I always feel that there is a feeling of bringing bad children, so I cleared my throat and said, "This is it......"
Linghu Cangyu suddenly let go of the hand that was holding a certain place, straightened forward somewhere, closed his eyes, looked at death as if he was at home, and said: "Come on, as long as you can turn me into a woman." Let me do whatever I want! ”
The scorpion's eyes lit up, I really didn't see that Linghu Cangyu was on the road like this, he didn't have a point to get through himself, and the son could be taught, the scorpion smiled slightly: "I'm sorry, I can only point to this matter to you, after all, I don't have much experience, if you really need it urgently, and you are mentally prepared, I can help you find someone." But. I can't guarantee success or not, uh! I think it's necessary to sign a life and death pact! "This surgery is now a minor operation, but the conditions here are too unsettling in case of infection. That's the thing that kills people. Plus I know a little bit theoretically. He is not a professional, and he teaches it to doctors who also don't know anything and have never seen it...... Thinking about it, this risk is really not ordinary people. In case the patriarch of the Divine Fox Clan falls into his own hands, and the Divine Fox Clan is furious and rebels, it will really outweigh the losses, so it is better to sign an agreement and be careful.
"What, you're going to let someone else do that?" Linghu Cangyu covered his chest with both hands at once, and then felt that this style of painting was wrong, so he hurriedly covered a certain place, and said with a flush on his face, "What is called inexperience, haven't you already spent the night in the cave room!" Twisting Nini again, she said, "Although I have already broken my arm, but, if it is Your Majesty, you can still reluctantly accept it, and it is absolutely impossible to change it to other women, especially that kind of ......" Before the words were finished, he was gagged by an unknown object, and at the same time, a strong palm wind slapped himself directly away.
The scorpion looked at the unknown object that disappeared from sight, patted his hands, shook his head, and said helplessly: "I haven't fought for a long time, and if I am not careful, my strength will be great!" ”
This palm wind is really not ordinarily strong, until the moment when Ling Hu Cangyu reacted, his body was still flying fast in the air like an arrow from the string, Ling Hu Cangyu immediately ran his energy, and forcibly turned his body over, head up, feet down, making a landing posture, but at the moment of turning around, the horn chirp~~, hit the tree, and the unknown object in the mouth was suddenly stuck at the door of the voice.
"Ahem, cough, cough—" Linghu Cangyu didn't care about the face that hit the airport, stretched out his claws and pulled out his mouth, after picking out half of it, he smacked his lips, hey, he could bite, it was sweet, he looked down at a lump on the ground, and he was completely speechless, it turned out to be grapes! I already knew how pleasant it was to eat while flying, I couldn't have eaten it all, and I thought that I had just worked so hard like picking poison, which made the fox suddenly feel congested.
Wading through mountains and rivers, Ling Fox Cangyu hung a colorful flag face, dragged a lame foot, and finally walked to the door of the scorpion's hanging flowers, but saw the silver unicorn sitting opposite the scorpion and talking happily with the scorpion. Linghu Cangyu instantly became cramped, and he didn't know what to do, and suddenly he thought of his embarrassed appearance, and immediately became even more cramped, two back and two steps, simply scattered, turned around and fled.
But he was often afraid of something, and at the moment when Ling Hu Cangyu turned around, the clear voice of the silver unicorn suddenly sounded: "Brother Cangyu? What a coincidence! ”
Ling Hu Cangyu had no choice but to put on a big smile, not smiling, but he was very attentive and said: "Yes! What a coincidence! I didn't expect to meet Brother Silver here! After a greeting, the feeling of the fox was gone, and the person got up naturally, straightened his waist, took a small step forward with his right foot, and made a graceful appearance.
Scorpion: "......"
Although the little episode has been revealed just now, but the scorpion must have misunderstood the fox Cangyu, if it is not explained clearly, this misunderstanding will be infinitely magnified, and it is likely to cause a devastating disaster, after all, she still has a big vinegar vat at home! The scorpion looked at Linghu Cangyu, and saw that his facial features were as flat as a knife, and there was a pig's head face with a deep blood mark in the middle, he felt very happy, and couldn't help but smile, and even the topic that he originally thought was quite serious, also relaxed, in order to keep himself from laughing, the scorpion cleared his throat, and pretended to be calm: "That, Linghu Patriarch, I think you just misunderstood what I meant......"
With a brush, the fox blushed and turned into a big tomato, and at the same time, with lightning speed, flashed to the scorpion's side, covered the scorpion's mouth and said, "Your Majesty, be merciful!" ”
The scorpion blinked with wide eyes, she just wanted to explain, did she need such an exaggeration? Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in the scorpion's mind, and he looked at the silver unicorn, and when he glanced at Linghu Cangyu, his eyes became ambiguous, and even the corners of his mouth that were covered showed a vague smile.
"What are you doing?" A voice that seemed to come from a cold kiln suddenly sounded, accompanied by the voice. A sharp white light slashed straight into Ling Fox's gloomy hand.
"Whew!" Ling Hu Cangyu screamed and hurriedly retracted his hand.
Get! The big vinegar vat of the Scorpion family is back......
The scorpion looked at Lin Xuan, who was covered in coldness, and then looked at Linghu Cangyu, whose face was swollen, his feet were lame, and his hands were scorched, and suddenly there was something called compassion flooding in her heart, and she sighed and said, "Actually, if you want to become a woman, you just need to cut off the extra things on your body!" ”
Lin Xuan: "......"
Silver Kirin: "......"
Linghu Cangyu: "What is the extra thing?" ”
Scorpion: "......"
With a sigh, the scorpion focused its gaze on the fox again. Just about to open his mouth to explain. Lin Xuan's face turned dark, his long arms stretched out, grabbed the scorpion's shoulder, and hugged the scorpion in his arms. Forcibly guided the scorpion in the direction of the dormitory: "Later." Linghu Cangyu is forbidden to enter and exit the Fantasy Forest! "The voice has a strong mental power. It spread to every corner of the Fantasy Forest.
There is a black line on the scorpion's head, do you need to be so cruel to that little fox? Didn't you casually mention that topic and glance at it inadvertently? Deeply mourn for the fox cang. It's no wonder that Lin Xuan, who has slept for more than two thousand years, is even more domineering than before...... I like it, though!
Linghu Cangyu did not react because of Lin Xuan's eviction order, he still stood in place, thinking about the question just now, and suddenly figured it out, and once again couldn't help but cover the extra parts, looking left and right like a thief, and suddenly found that the silver unicorn was still here, and after brushing it, his face turned red again, he stared at the scorpion's back with resentment, and muttered aggrievedly: "Except for this method, is there no other way?" For example, what exercises to practice, what pills to take, or whatever! "It's not loud, but it's loud enough for a scorpion to hear.
A hint of cunning flashed in the scorpion's eyes, and the corners of his mouth raised a wicked smile: "Yes! Sunflower Treasure! ”
"There really is! Which sect's exercises are it, and what kind of internal strength and mental methods are needed to match him! Linghu Cangyu flashed in front of the scorpion like lightning, and the two paws were just about to support the scorpion's shoulders excitedly, and two white lights flashed...... Well, the whole person is charred from beginning to end.
The scorpion kissed Lin Xuan's face soothingly, and said earnestly: "Everyone is going to be your lady's sister, why do you care about being like this?" Ay! Look at it, a good handsome little face has become black charcoal, how can you marry it when it becomes a woman? ”
Because of the scorpion's initiative to kiss, Lin Xuan's expression eased a lot, put down the arm that restrained the scorpion, and said in a gentle tone: "I work in the study, go to the study to find me if you have something!" After speaking, he didn't forget to glance at Linghu Cangyu, and said coldly, "Don't come to the Fantasy Forest if you have nothing to do in the future, and even if you become a woman, you are not a sister of the scorpion!" Then he walked in the direction of the dormitory.
"Yes! Messire! The scorpion grinned widely. His husband is a little stingy, but he is very good...... She loves it!
"Since the master and Brother Cangyu have something to talk about, the villain will retire first!" The silver unicorn looked like an orchid finger with his two hands, pinched a scarf and saluted the scorpion, and after the scorpion agreed, he walked straight towards the weeping flower door.
Linghu stared at the back of the silver unicorn with burning eyes, and it was not until the silver unicorn disappeared that he came back to his senses.
The scorpion sat down under the grape trellis again, beckoned Linghu Cangyu to sit opposite him, picked up the kettle and poured water for Linghu Cangyu, and said straight to the point: "You suddenly want to be a woman, won't it be because of the silver unicorn?" ”
Being poked in the center, Ling Fox Cangyu's face turned red again, and he twisted: "Yes, Silver Qilin...... He...... He's not a broken arm!"
The scorpion's hand shook and the water was spilled!
The scorpion put the kettle down and said in surprise: "How do you know that he is not a broken arm?" ”
Belch! This sentence seems to be a little strange, and it is said that sissies can also like women, but ...... In the scorpion's head, a silver unicorn appeared in a colorful dress, holding a silk handkerchief in his hand, as if this sissy had gone too far, if he was hugging a woman like a flower...... The scorpion said that this was really not good for the brain, and it seemed that he and a man with ape arms and bee waist looked at each other...... The scorpion suddenly had an urge to vomit, which ...... It's really not the right style of painting!
"I confessed to him, I said I was willing to hire him as the patriarch's wife, and he beat me. I went back and thought about it, it seems that such words hurt his self-esteem a little, forget that it is better to hurt my own than to hurt his self-esteem, who told me to take a fancy to him first? So, I confessed to him again, saying that I was willing to give up everything for him, and the ends of the earth would go with him, but he ignored me for a few days, I didn't want to eat for one or two hundred years, you see I have lost a lot of weight! ”
The scorpion glanced Linghu Cangyu up and down, indicating that he didn't see it.
"Hey! Later, I knew that it wasn't that I was bad, it wasn't that I wasn't good enough for him, it was really a gender issue, he liked women, and the way he looked at Xiao Yu'er was different from what he looked at me, I was really ......." Ling Hu Cangyu looked like he wanted to cry without tears and chattered, "What's so good about Xiao Yu'er?" Little Yuer......"
"What?" The scorpion stood up like a spring and said in surprise, "Which little Yu'er are you talking about, is it the Seventh Princess or another little Yu'er!" ”
"Who else is there besides that rabbit, why didn't I see that girl still has such charm before, it's really a person who can't be seen, the sea can't fight, no matter how ugly a woman is, you have to be careful!" Ling Hu Cang puffed out in a gloomy manner.
The scorpion stared at Linghu Cangyu fiercely, wanting to see some clues of lying from Linghu Cangyu's face, but Linghu Cangyu's expression was very sincere, and there was a kind of heartache that was more mournful than death, so that the scorpion couldn't bear to doubt it. However, there is no doubt that the matter is big, the silver unicorn is his subordinate, the seventh prince is Lin Xuan's brother, and he and Xiao Yu'er are concubines, this relationship is really too chaotic, the scorpion stood up all of a sudden, and said: "Linghu patriarch, I still have something to do, as for the matter of becoming a woman, we will discuss it another day and say goodbye!" The scorpion said that, and a gust of wind disappeared. In vain, Linghu Cangyu stared at a dark face, standing stupidly in place.
All the way directly to the seventh prince's bedroom, I didn't see Xiao Yu'er, but I saw the seventh prince who was leisurely playing chess with himself, and when he saw the scorpion coming, the seventh prince immediately got up and knelt down on one knee to salute.
The scorpion was anxious, waved his hand, signaled the seventh prince to get up, and couldn't wait to ask, "Where is Xiao Yu'er?" ”
"Xiao Yu'er asked the silver unicorn to learn makeup, she said that she had to learn to dress up, and compare the warblers and Yanyan in this fantasy forest! This girl always likes to think crankily, I have been concerned for nearly three thousand years, how can those warblers and swallows threaten her? The Seventh Prince shook his head and said, his eyes full of pampering! (To be continued......)