Although Tian Jingjing and I have lived together, our relationship has never progressed, which makes me crazy. However, the girls who flattered me and showed favor to me were one after another.

One day, Mei Fenghuang was dressing up in the rest room and suddenly asked, "Do you think I look good with my hair tied up or is it more charming to wear it?" ”

I thought she was asking for advice from other colleagues, so I ignored it and continued to do my thing.

"I'm asking you, Tofu." Seeing that I didn't react, Mei Fenghuang named me.

I looked up and dizzy! Mei Feng Feng was smiling back at me, and it was just the two of us in the rest room, and we were less than two meters apart. My face turned red, and I didn't know what to say. Her long hair hung down from her chest, a button on her chest had been unbuttoned, and her snow-white skin was looming. Where does she want me to build yì? It's clearly in the color * to seduce me!

Mei Phoenix looked very generous and said, "What are you panicking about? Tofu, have you never been in a relationship? ”

I'm already a quarter of my life, and I really haven't tasted the taste of love. I'm just in unrequited love with Tian Jingjing now. Despite this, I must not tell the truth in front of the beautiful phoenix, otherwise I will be laughed out of my big teeth. What age is it, a big boy in his twenties has never been in love, who believes it? Unless there's something wrong with him. But if you make something out of nothing, you can't open your mouth.

Seeing that I didn't say anything, Mei Fenghuang thought I had acquiesced, laughed hehe, and said, "I didn't expect there to be such a simple boy now, Tofu, you are so cute!" ”

People who haven't been in love are cute? I really don't know what kind of logic she is. Also, the word cute, when used on me, is really inappropriate. I even felt a taste of insult.

Am I simple? My six roots are pure, and I don't think about the "fireworks" in the world? Haha, beautiful phoenix, you are wrong, very wrong! As you can tell from my name alone, I'm a big pervert! Chi Dou Fu - Eat tofu. If it weren't for my bitter love for Tian Jingjing, I wouldn't be able to tolerate any girl in my heart. The beautiful phoenix dish of food has already been rushed up by me to have a full meal. And now, I can only let it be played.

"The only thing I love is you., my true love is you and you are the only one for me, never doubt"

Suddenly, there was a burst of singing from the beautiful phoenix. Just wondering, Mei Phoenix smiled.

"Tofu, is this song good? It's Leehom Wang's "What I Love Is You", I feel very suitable for me, and I sang my heart. I want to use this song as a ringtone for my phone. "Mei Phoenix's eyes were hot when she looked at me.

Mei Phoenix, isn't it too explicit for you to ask me that? Do you want to imply to me that the only thing you love is me? Impossible, right?

"It's good, the melody of this song is good, and the lyrics are well written." I said perfunctorily.

Mei Phoenix was very happy to get my approval and said, "I will answer the bell and ask for this song." Tofu, the only thing I love is you! Hehe. ”

I was dizzy, and she took another bite of tofu. Why do today's beauties love to eat handsome guys' tofu so much? And eat justifiably and blatantly. The beautiful phoenix chest * is plump, has a mature beauty, and is very feminine. It's just older than me, I don't have a sister-brother complex, forget it.

But she didn't give up. After getting off work one evening, Mei Feng Feng had to go to the night shift one after another due to something, and a cold wind blew in the afternoon, Mei Feng Feng was thinly dressed, but she couldn't leave.

She looked at me, as if she had found a savior, and asked with a smile, "Tofu, can you help me go home and get a piece of clothing, it's so cold." ”

I saw that her snot was so cold that her snot flowed out, and I couldn't bear to refuse, so I readily promised her: "Okay, tell me my address." ”

Mei Fenghuang didn't expect me to be so cheerful, so she happily wrote an address on a small piece of paper, and thanked me again and again while handing it to me.

I took the note, smiled, and said, "Hey, how come your room number is the same as my university's dormitory number?" It's all 605. ”

Mei Fenghuang was happy and said, "Really? It's really good, it proves that we are destined. Born to be destined, tofu. It's not a family, it's not a door. Hehe. ”

I was dizzy, and she played on the topic.

When I was picking up the car, Mei Fenghuang chased after me again, adding: "There is a big banyan tree in front of the staircase of my house, and there is a big hole at the bottom of the tree, which is the size of my face. The shape of the hole is the same as my face, melon seed face. Mei Phoenix said as she gestured.

When I looked up at her, the beautiful phoenix actually gave me a flying kiss. Hey, I was eaten tofu by a beautiful woman again.

It is not far from the company to the teachers' college, and the electric car can go back and forth for forty minutes. It's just that I've never seen her family, and if I appear rashly, will her mother think that her hairy foot son-in-law will come to the door? I drove the electric car of the beautiful phoenix, came to the Normal College, found the big banyan tree with the face of melon seeds, found 3 buildings and 1 unit, and went up to the 6th floor. Room 605, that's right.

I knocked on the door a few times, and an aunt in her fifties pushed open the wooden door of the outer door—and there was an iron door locked inside.

"Who are you?" She asked, looking at me warily.

Wow, you think I'm a robber who robs a house, so nervous and vigilant. Besides, I'm wearing short-sighted glasses, not scary sunglasses, so I'm a little bookish.

"I'm your daughter's colleague." I smiled and said I was friendly.

"What about my daughter?" The aunt asked with a tense face.

When she heard my introduction, she was reluctant to let me in and continued to refuse me. Am I going to kidnap your good girl? Really.

"She's working overtime tonight, so let me get her a sweater." Seeing that she hadn't opened the door yet, I said as I handed her the note written by Mei Phoenix.

She looked sideways at the note, then at me, and then turned around and shouted, "Dad, come out and have a look." ”

"What's the matter?" An old man with glasses appeared.

"Look at this note, was it written by my daughter?"

"Yes, why don't you even know your daughter's words, you taught her to practice calligraphy when you were a child, I think you're really confused."

"I'm afraid of being counterfeited, so I asked you to identify it. After all, there are too many scammers these days. "Auntie glanced at me as she spoke.

I shuddered, hey! The implication is that I'm a liar too? Outrageous! I felt uncomfortable standing outside the door, and I really wanted to leave, but I thought about the beautiful phoenix whose lips were black when I came, and I still endured it.

"Come in and sit, it's cold outside." Mei Phoenix's father said, ready to open the door.

"I don't think I need to, I'll give you the sweater right away." As she spoke, the aunt gave her wife a blank look and turned back to her room.

Mei Phoenix's father was helpless and also turned around and left.

After a while, the aunt appeared with a sweater, with paper and pen in her hand.

"Thank you, young man." She handed me the sweater and said.

That's pretty much it, you know, I ran this errand, but it was obligatory, and I didn't take a penny of silver from your daughter.

Although I felt in my heart that she should be polite, I still had to be duplicitous: "My daughter and I are from the same unit, so you don't have to be polite." Auntie, bye-bye. ”

I'm going to leave with my sweater.

"Oh......" she looked at me, as if she had something to say.

I asked, "Auntie, do you have anything else to explain?" ”

She didn't answer, she lowered her head and giggled as she fiddled with the paper and pen in her hand.

I understood and said, "Okay, I'll write you a receipt." ”

She timidly handed me the pen and paper and said, "I'm sorry." ”

I picked up my pen and wrote the words "received today" on the paper, but hesitated. Dizzy, I've been working together for half a year, and I don't even know Mei Fenghuang's name, so it's impossible to ask her mother, so wouldn't her mother believe me even more? Write "Received a beautiful phoenix today"? No, no, it's too frivolous, so that my image in front of the old man is even worse. I just wrote "I received a sweater today", signed it, dated it, and handed the note to Mei Phoenix's mother. She took the note, examined it, and felt that there was something missing, but after hearing me say "I'm leaving", she swallowed it back.

The sweater in my hand is really a relief for Mei Phoenix, and she can't wait to put it on and thank me a thousand times. When a few girls on the evening shift saw it, they were very envious of Mei Phoenix, saying that she was charming, and it was a blessing that I could run errands for her willingly. Mei Phoenix was very proud and full of gratitude to me, but she almost didn't rush to kiss me.

This article is from the novel of Kanshu.com