1283.Raid on the Inland Revenue (6/8)
Qin Shiou and Winnie bought a set of harness equipment, and when Mao Weilong finally checked out, he swiped his card and said that he wanted to treat him, Qin Shiou congratulated Winnie: "Fortunately, sweetheart, fortunately I brought those boots!" ”
The black boss motioned for them to wait, and went to the cloakroom to get a baby cowboy hat, which was studded with bright diamond ornaments, dotted with stars, crystal clear, and very beautiful.
Mao Weilong showed a desperate expression: "Damn, my credit card!" ”
The black boss still laughed in his loud voice: "I let go of your credit card today, this little hat was given to this lovely lady, she is so beautiful." ”
As he spoke, he put the little hat on the melon, and the little girl rolled her eyes wide, very interested in the hat on her head, and stretched out her hand to take it off, but her arm was too fat, and she couldn't reach it, so she screamed anxiously.
Qin Shiou stuffed the small sky blue hat that had been replaced to her, and the little girl threw it away, and continued to scream.
Winnie picked up her hat and said to him, "You see, your daughter will be a good woman in the future." ”
Qin Shiou said: "Then leave your daughter with Xiao Wulang when we leave, and we will pick him up when we get tired of him." ”
Back at the farm, Qin Shiou changed into denim clothes and leather boots, and followed Mao Weilong to bathe the dark horse Frederick.
Mao Weilong pushed a small cart and handed him a shovel, Qin Shiou held the brush and said, "Damn, don't you use this to wash the horse?" How to use a shovel? I'm afraid I won't be able to control the force and knock it down at once! ”
Mao Weilong entered the stable where the brown horse was, shoveled up the horse manure on the ground, and said, "If you want to ride a horse." Just hurry up and get to work, and send you a word from the farmer: nagging will not make you less worked. ”
Qin Shiou raised his middle finger at Mao Weilong. Reluctantly, he shoveled horse manure behind Frederick's buttocks, and the black horse was frightened. A hoof lifted.
Fortunately, Qin Shiou reacted quickly, and as soon as the black horse's hooves flipped over, he immediately retreated, and narrowly avoided this killing move of Quattma.
Mao Weilong, who was next to him, was startled and hurriedly asked, "How is it?" Did it hurt? ”
Qin Shiou was shocked: "Fake, Lao Tzu has walked through the south and the north, played in the water on the Atlantic, abused sharks, fought pirates and caught thieves, and almost capsized in your little gutter!" ”
Mao Weilong told him to be careful, at least 200 people in Canada are injured by horses' hind hooves every year.
Qin Shiou went up to appease him for a while. Only then did the dark horse calm down, so that he could clean up safely.
The stable is relatively narrow, and the black horse rarely moves its position when standing in it, so although there is a lot of dung, it is easy to clean, and soon the inside is cleaned, Qin Shiou put on gloves and brought a basin and began to comb the black horse's hair.
This is obviously waiting for it, but the dark horse is reluctant, and from time to time he will twist his body to avoid it.
Mao Weilong taught Qin Shiou to reach out and hold the reins of the black horse, and said, "So it will be honest." ”
Qin Shiou gave it a try. Sure enough, the black horse no longer dodged, and he sighed while brushing: "Damn, don't they all say that horses are very smart animals?" I think this guy is even more stupid than my bear. ”
Mao Weilong was also puzzled. Said: "Yes, maybe it's a matter of blood, right?" These horses are really not smart, and my bully dog has an average IQ among dogs. It's much smarter than these horses. ”
Qin Shiou secretly said that you are a fart, your bully dog Lao Tzu has been transformed with the energy of the sea god. Certainly smart.
The two grumbled, and Winnie came over and heard it. "Horses are really smart, they have a high IQ and can understand your thoughts through human expressions," he said. Don't speak ill of them, or they won't follow you sincerely. ”
Qin Shiou pouted and said, "Pull it down, can this horse understand my expression?" I was so sincere about cleaning up its feces, but it lifted its hooves and wanted to kick me! ”
Saying that, he turned his head to look at Mao Weilong and said, "Do you know, I changed my daughter's diapers once, and my tigers, leopards, bears and wolves have solved their poop and pee by themselves, and I haven't taken care of it since I was a child." You say, I'm going to have to be nice to this horse, right? ”
Mao Weilong nodded with him, and Winnie said angrily: "You deserve it, who told you that you have to squeeze with it to clean the manure for the horse?" You should pull them out first! ”
"Damn, Kogoro, aren't you misleading people's children? I've been learning from you, and seeing you go straight into the stable, I thought that was how it should be. Qin Shiou hurriedly complained.
Mao Weilong glared at him and said, "Don't you because gravity is not enough?" My horses are usually docile, they are trained to stay with their owners. It's that you don't know what's wrong with this horse not waiting to see you. ”
Winnie said: "It's very simple, Qin's body has the smell of brown bears and wolves, and the horses are actually afraid of it. And both brown bears and wolves like to attack wild horses from behind, Qin suddenly stood behind it, it didn't know what to do, so it chose to defend itself. ”
Qin Shiou suddenly realized, but Mao Weilong laughed evilly, he said: "Fowl-beast, your horse is a mare, you said that when it sees you standing behind, it will think what you want to do?" ”
"Get out!" Qin Shiou scolded, "Why are your thoughts so dirty? ”
Winnie smiled and shook her head, saying, 'I'm not involved in your disgusting topic,' and went into the stables of the two ponies.
In the evening, Mao Weilong started the car and took Qin Shiou to a ranch in the west of the town.
There were skinned cattle and sheep hanging at the door of the ranch, a couple was busy, and someone next to them was shopping, Qin Shiou asked, "Meat that is killed and sold now?" Is it every day? It's pretty fresh. ”
Mao Weilong nodded and said: "Canada's economic situation is not good, and the rancher can't sell the livestock he raises at one time, so he will slaughter and sell it himself every day, and he can also earn some money to subsidize his family." ”
The town is so big, everyone knows it, as soon as Mao Weilong's car drove over, the middle-aged white man in the couple smiled and waved his hand, and asked, "Big customer, I have left your stick bones and tenderloin, take them directly?" ”
Mao Weilong pulled down the window and said, "No, let's have more today, my buddy is here, he is very good at eating meat, give me a lamb hind leg, and some steaks and lamb chops suitable for barbecue, a total of ten pounds." ”
The white man wiped his hands with a cloth with a smile, picked up the knife and got busy, Qin Shiou was looking curiously, and the alarm suddenly sounded on the road, and two police cars with black and white paint quickly drove over.
Seeing this car, the smiling white man suddenly became nervous, he hurriedly packed up the things in front of him, and shouted to Mao Weilong at the same time: "I will say that I have a treat later!" ”
The police car came in with great speed, blocking the butcher shop one after the other, and then seven or eight uniformed office workers came down, these people had the letters 'IRS' on the back of their uniforms, apparently from the Canada Revenue Agency. (To be continued......)