Chapter 102: Xu Lijuan, who made a military stand
At this moment, Xu Lijuan stabbed her again: "Speaking of which, I haven't seen you for a month, your weight has doubled, and your body has begun to develop horizontally." Honestly, you're not going to be living the kind of pig life that eats, sleeps, sleeps, and eats this month, right? I'm not afraid of growing too fat, and I can't even run when I'm in danger one day, tsk...... Starting today, I will make the best weight loss plan for you. ”
Ding Dong, who was dizzy by Xu Lijuan's wanton swaying of her neck and swaying her neck, but kept clenching her teeth and not begging for mercy, heard this, and couldn't help wailing anymore: "Huh...... Who else in this world could be as miserable as I am...... I actually met such a cold-hearted owner who takes pleasure in bullying small animals......"
Xu Lijuan turned a deaf ear, just lifted Jingdong's neck all the way, shook it a few times from time to time, and walked to Xu's house with a small tune in her mouth, and when she looked up, she saw Old Man Xu who was sitting in the hall, looking at her with a smile.
"Grandpa!" With a wave of her hand, Xu Lijuan threw the jingle bell on the sofa, and rushed directly towards Old Man Xu, and did not forget to complain in her mouth: "Grandpa, you see, my skin is tanned, my palms are blistered, and the soles of my feet have a layer of rough leather ......."
The corners of Old Man Xu's mouth twitched, his eyes drifted over Xu Lijuan's skin that was becoming more and more white and moist under the sun, and he suddenly understood the mood of Old Man Wang and the others when he stabbed Old Man Wang and the others with sour words yesterday.
When Old Man Xu was about to be impatient, Xu Lijuan had already changed the topic very cleverly and talked about interesting things in military training, so Old Man Xu, who was reminded of the good memories of the past in the army by Xu Lijuan's words, nodded from time to time, and his face also showed a touch of nostalgia, and he had already thrown aside Xu Lijuan's words that were clearly complaining about grievances but showing off, and when he didn't notice it, he was tricked out by Xu Lijuan.
For example, what interesting things did they encounter back then, and which people did they meet by chance......
Jingle Bell, lazily lying on the couch, felt as if she had heard a lullaby with the most beautiful tune, and soon fell asleep with a snort.
Old man Xu, who was talking dryly, inadvertently turned around, and happened to see the tinkering bell that was so sleeping that the snot bubbles were up, and he couldn't help laughing: "Xiaojuan, in the month you went to military training, this kitten has been lying at the gate, not eating, drinking or sleeping, and immediately got up and rushed out at the slightest noise." When you find out that the person who came back is not you, you will lie back with a look of pity. Just now it suddenly ran out uncharacteristically, and Grandpa thought that it should be you back, and sure enough. ”
"Grandpa, animals are man's most loyal friends." Xu Lijuan also glanced at Jingdong, who was sleeping darkly, and said with a smile: "Grandpa, autumn is the harvest season, and it is rare to have a long vacation, so I am going to go to the four places of L Province, S Province, H Province and Z Province first." When the time comes, I'll buy a few more cats and dogs to come back. ”
After a pause, Xu Lijuan asked again: "Grandpa, do you like cats or dogs?" ”
"I've been tired for a month, and I finally took a few days off, so I didn't stay at home to rest and recuperate, and I went outside again!" Old Man Xu blew his beard and glared at him and said, "Autumn is the busiest time for farmers, where do you go, do they greet you or not?" If you let them give up the autumn harvest to welcome you and go around playing with you, you will feel comfortable, but they will feel uncomfortable. If they leave you aside, not only will they be afraid, but you will also feel at ease. ”
"Grandpa, I'm not a three-year-old child, and I need someone to accompany me wherever I play." Xu Lijuan flattened her mouth, "Since I bought the land, I have to tell them what to plant next year, but if it doesn't work, let them plant as casually as they do now." Then what do I do when I buy land, it's no wonder if I don't lose my life. ”
Old Man Xu rubbed his forehead helplessly: "You don't understand agriculture, don't go to the blind command." ”
"Grandpa, you look down on people too much!" Xu Lijuan pouted, her face full of grievances, "There is a golden house in the book, even if I don't understand it, I can't read the book?!" ”
"You're talking on paper." Old Man Xu retorted without hesitation, and persuaded bitterly: "Farming is not so simple, grandpa doesn't care why you bought 5,600 acres of fields and forests in the first place, but you must not think of what is what." If you are really like this, grandpa still advises you to sell the 5,600 acres of land and forests as soon as possible, so as not to lose all your money in the end. ”
"Grandpa, the person who sold the field at this time is stupid......"
"You mean to say that grandpa is stupid?"
"Nope! No!! No!!! Grandpa is so smart, how can he be stupid. Xu Lijuan hurriedly laughed and said: "Grandpa, other people don't understand why I bought so much land, I don't believe that your old man still doesn't understand." ”
"In your eyes, grandpa is very old?"
Xu Lijuan shook her head and said sincerely: "No! Grandpa, you're still so young, that's why I'm talking to you about it. ”
Old Man Xu glanced at Xu Lijuan sadly: "Oh, it turns out that grandpa is only of this use." ”
"Grandpa, you are the guiding light for all of us, illuminating the direction we are moving forward, and dispelling all the worries, confusion and uneasiness in our hearts......" Xu Lijuan opened her mouth with a full range of compliments, and only heard the goosebumps on the arms of the pretending old man Xu rose, and he waved his hand and said: "Okay, you girl is really bad at learning, and she has become such a flamboyant tongue!" ”
"Grandpa, this is my heartfelt words."
"Okay, grandpa still doesn't know about you." Old Man Xu glanced at Xu Lijuan, "Say, are you going to go to the two provinces of G and X in a few days?" ”
"Whoever knows me, only grandpa is you!" Xu Lijuan patted the horse without hesitation, diverted the topic without a trace, and said, "Grandpa, you haven't answered the question just now, do you like cats or dogs?" ”
"I don't like it." Old Man Xu glanced at Xu Lijuan lightly, although he didn't understand why Xu Lijuan insisted on going to L, S, H, Z, G, and X again, but based on Xu Lijuan's intelligence and reason in recent months, Old Man Xu thought about it and swallowed the questions that came to his mouth.
"Then, squirrels, parrots, foxes, snakes, monkeys, rabbits, ......"
Every time Xu Lijuan said an animal, Old Man Xu glared at her, so that when she got to the back, in Old Man Xu's gloomy and compassionate gaze, Xu Lijuan could only bite the bullet and say, "Tiger? "If Old Man Xu doesn't even like such a ferocious animal, she really can't help it.
Old Man Xu was laughed angrily: "You can really get a tiger over, and grandpa will keep it!" ”
Xu Lijuan's eyes lit up, and she immediately said: "A gentleman's promise!" ”
"It's hard to chase a horse!" Old Man Xu subconsciously responded, and then frowned and looked at Xu Lijuan, "Xiaojuan, have you made a military statement?" ”
"Yes, grandpa, don't worry, I will definitely give you a little tiger when I come back this time." Xu Lijuan said with a smile, not as solemn as other people who had set up a military position.
Facing Xu Lijuan with such a hippie smile, Old Man Xu couldn't stand his face, so he could only glare at Xu Lijuan fiercely and said, "If you can't do it, you will obediently admit the punishment yourself." ”
After a pause, Old Man Xu added: "Don't let your eldest uncle, second uncle, and those bastards help." ”
"Grandpa, rest assured, I will definitely complete the task successfully!" Xu Lijuan saluted and ran to the second floor with a smile.
After returning to the room, Xu Lijuan threw herself on the soft big bed and fell asleep after a while.
This night, she slept until the sun went down, so that when Xu Lijuan walked downstairs, she was greeted by Old Man Xu's concerned eyes and question: "Xiaojuan, do you know how long you have been asleep?" It's 32 hours! ”
"Wouldn't it? I've slept for so long? Xu Lijuan rubbed her sleepy eyes and looked at the sky, she thought she had only slept for 8 hours, but she didn't expect to sleep for 32 hours!
"No wonder I started dreaming when I fell asleep, looking for food everywhere in my dreams......" Touching her flat belly, Xu Lijuan walked in the direction of the kitchen, and said in her mouth: "Grandpa, let you worry, tonight I will show my skills and make a sumptuous dinner to treat everyone!" ”
"Your body is too weak, but you are tired like this after a month of military training, tsk......" Old Man Xu, whose worries had all disappeared, began to preach again, "Didn't you promise the classmates in your class to teach them other boxing and fighting skills, and go back and let the junior four good students guide you." If he doesn't want to, you sue Grandpa, and Grandpa will teach him a lesson! ”
At this time, Mr. Xu simply forgot that in the morning, Xu Ankang and Du Mengqi both wanted to accompany Xu Lijuan at home, but he drove out the door without hesitation.
At that time, Old Man Xu said this-"The Xu family, even if the sky falls, you can't just neglect your duties." However, in fact, Mr. Xu himself went to take a look at Xu Lijuan in half an hour, and he didn't know how many times his fingers were tested under Xu Lijuan's nose, he was afraid that Xu Lijuan would disappear quietly in her sleep, and her heart was even mentioned in her throat, and at this time she finally fell back to the same place, and also had the idea of ridiculing and beating Xu Lijuan by the way.
He is old, and he doesn't know how many more years he can live, and he doesn't know how many more years he can take care of and spoil Xu Lijuan...... Instead of protecting Xu Lijuan tightly under her wings, it is better to let Xu Lijuan experience wind and rain now, and after his death, he will not be panicked if he encounters any tricky things, even if Xu Lijuan is really desperate and forced to put herself in danger, she has a certain amount of self-preservation.
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