708 Déjà vu plot

"Huh? But you won't be drowned, as long as you persevere, one day you will be saved by a woman who is willing to be married to you, and then you will be a prince. The little mermaid thought for a moment and said, "The prince is a rare animal, you know, my father has me and my sisters a total of nine children, all girls, not a single boy...... The father and mother always wanted a prince, and if they knew that they could get a prince just by jumping into the sea, they would be very willing. "Of course, mermaid jumping into the sea, this is just a fun game, right?

"I don't want it, you also saw it, I almost died twice just now, you two girls obviously participated in the rescue of me, but you don't want to marry me." "I can't swim, I can only ensure that I don't drown in the sea, but the taste of drowning is really bad." ”

"Only when you suffer hardship can you become a superior person. You don't want to give at all, how can you be a prince? "Besides, you've promised the fairy godmother, don't you think it's too late to regret it?" ”

"I, I didn't know that I wouldn't drown or simply not die, but in the sea, I lost half my life." Egg Roll showed a wry smile and said, "To be honest, my family is still good, and I am also a nobleman." But one day, I attended the prince's ball, and when I saw that all the girls were around the prince, I was very envious and jealous, so I agreed to the fairy godmother's deal. It was my first attempt at drowning, and it was so uncomfortable that I regret it now. I don't want to be a prince anymore, I just want to be an ordinary nobleman, and then I can meet a beautiful girl on a blind date. It's so hard to be a prince, I don't want to try it anymore. ”

Beard snorted coldly and said, "I'm afraid it's not as simple as you think, you'd better stick to it and don't wait until the fairy godmother comes to you......"

"Could it be that the fairy godmother is so excessive? I don't even want to trade anymore, and she insists on letting me trade? Egg Roll looked bad and said, "By the way, you're a prince, right?" Prince, I don't want to be the second prince anymore. You save me. I don't want to repeat suicide all the time......"

"You can't drown." Ai Yue said coolly, "However, you also have to master a little method, you will jump into the sea tomorrow morning." There were a lot of people at that time. You can easily be saved. Generally speaking, it will definitely not be a wealthy person who will go to the sea to save people, and hear that you, a nobleman, want to marry her. She's going to agree......"

There was a hint of struggle and hesitation on Egg Roll's face, and finally, he said vigilantly: "It won't be so smooth, right?" …… The sailors on the ship are all men, and if I am rescued by the men...... Not to mention that if I am artificially respirated, then my purity will be gone, just to say that even if I abandon my temperance and decide to marry a man, do you think that a sailor who is five big and three rough can marry me for the sake of glory and wealth? Well, even if there are really a few psychopaths who like a great man like me, but what did I drown and be rescued and then marry the person who saved me? I'm here to be a prince! What is the purpose of being a prince? I was there to be favored by so many beautiful women like a prince, and then to be around. If I had a rough guy as my wife, do you think there would be girls willing to surround me? They must think that I like men - and I like men who are stronger than me, so I guess there will only be a group of men who are really pestering me in order to get my help, and I might as well drown tomorrow...... Speaking of which, life is super difficult......"

Ai Yue looked at the man helplessly and said, "Since you have seen it so thoroughly, it is better to find a suitable place to jump into the sea...... Well, for example, in the summer, go to the beach where many couples go to play, it is a tourist scenic spot, and someone should save you......"

"What tourist attractions? Now the beaches are all private, and if I break in and drown, do you believe it or not, the owner of the beach really wants me to see God every minute? I just can't drown in the water, and if I get shot and I get crushed, where can I reason? Egg Roll squinted her eyes, looking very shrewd, "I have decided not to jump into the sea, you must know that it is the sea, which weak woman can go down to the sea to save me?" I'm letting the fairy godmother pit me, so I won't be stupid enough to commit suicide in the sea......"

"When you say that, I think you still have brains, but I have a question, why are you so brainy, why are you fooled by the fairy godmother?" Beard smiled and said, "I think you were greedy for profit at the time, right?" Now that I'm awake, it's too late. ”

"What's too late? I just don't have to go into the water? Egg Roll said with a bitter face, "I will definitely move inland...... When the Titanic arrived in the United States, I immediately went inland to buy a house, and then I lived there for the rest of my life, and I would never go out......"

"Sounds like a good plan...... But it shouldn't be that simple......" Ai Yue had just finished speaking, when she heard a loud 'bump'......

"What's wrong? I seem to have heard a strange sound...... "Ai Yue turned her head to look, and then found that the Titanic was in close contact with an iceberg, and that loud noise came out like that.

Ai Yue swore that he definitely didn't see the iceberg just now, the iceberg appeared suddenly, and it appeared in front of him so defenselessly, and was hit by the Titanic defenselessly......

"I said it all, sailing in the oceans, giving a name is unsinkable, isn't this a provocation to the ocean? No, retribution is coming. Beard said with his hands on his chest as he had expected it.

"That's my father's ice magic, isn't it?" The Little Mermaid said happily, "I love seeing my father's ice magic the most, it's so beautiful every time." ”

"Disaster, this is definitely a conspiracy against me, it's good that I'm not on that ship, otherwise I would have drowned passively...... You know, in this world, a gentleman is always the last person to be rescued, although I really want to survive, but as a gentleman, I have to let women and children get safe before me, there are not enough lifeboats on the Titanic, damn it, if I were on it, I would definitely drown......" The egg roll is simply out of anger.

"I'm thinking, should we save people?" Ai Yue felt that she was simply the most normal person. (To be continued.) )