Of course, these are all digressions.

This time, Fu Jianbai was overjoyed in his new marriage, although he still had a paralyzed face, but his eyes were much softer, and occasionally he didn't even notice the light smile, which made a group of people who were still worried and didn't dare to rush forward to toast, as if they got a signal, they rushed forward one after another.

How can you use a small shot glass for toasting, isn't that an insult to Fu Jianbai, an "all-round special soldier"! Withdraw, withdraw, and replace the bowl with a sea!

If the big bowl is not enough, just blow directly at the wine bottle!

If you don't have enough beer, go to red wine! Red wine is no longer enough, white wine! In short, what kind of wine you have, not to mention that it is easy to get drunk when several kinds of wine are mixed together, what you want is to get drunk Fu Jianbai! Otherwise, I don't know when I will be able to encounter this kind of opportunity to drink wantonly again, and I don't have to worry about being retaliated by Fu Jianbai to come back!

……

It's a pity that these people have calculated everything, but they didn't calculate that Fu Jianbai not only had a thousand cups of physique that was not drunk, but also got the hangover pill sent by Xu Lijuan in advance - no matter what kind of wine, when it reaches his body, it will become the most ordinary water and excrete it, and the only thing that is more troublesome is that the number of times of the small solution is more than usual!

So much so that dozens of people lay down, but Fu Jianbai still didn't move, and his face didn't change in the slightest, and when he stood there with his chest up, everyone couldn't help but have such doubts in their hearts: Could it be that Fu Jianbai's guy is drinking water? Or is the reason why Fu Jianbai frequently breaks down, in fact, just to pick his throat, spit out the wine in his stomach, and then continue to fight with them?

…… This. Unlikely, right? Everyone invariably glanced at Xu Lao and Fu Lao, who were smiling and admiring this scene, and found that there was nothing wrong with the faces of the two old men. moved his eyes to the husband and wife duo of Xu Ankang and Du Mengqi, but still couldn't find out that something was wrong. then moved his gaze to Xu Anbang, Li Lingxuan, Xu Anguo and Qian Hanbai, Du Yuxuan and Gu Xue, the three pairs, and finally, they moved their eyes to Xu Deyou, Xu Dehui, Xu Dehai, Xu Deyao and Xu Deyu, and the two Xu Lijuan's cousins Du Haoge and Du Haohan who were standing on the side, and when they still failed to find anything wrong, they had to reluctantly admit such a fact - Fu Jianbai He is indeed a thousand cups not drunk!

it! Does this still make people live?

In terms of force, they can't fight Fu Jianbai; On scheming. They still can't seem to fight Fu Jianbai; And, now, it is rare to meet Fu Jianbai who is happy to be able to frolic at will, without worrying about Fu Jianbai's great opportunity to settle accounts after the autumn, and he actually watched them slip away at his fingertips like this, which really makes people think about it, and they feel that their hearts are stuffed!

If you don't get Fu Jianbai drunk, how can you make a hole in the house?

Don't pour Fu Jianbai on his stomach, drunk and hazy. My thoughts are divergent, and I can't remember who participated in this activity, how can I achieve the goal of "not holding the law accountable"?

……

In short, soon. Everyone deeply understood the meaning of the phrase "the idea is beautiful, but the reality is extremely cruel", just like now. The people who wanted to get Fu Jianbai drunk all slouched on the table, and Fu Jianbai also poured three bottles of wine at one time very arrogantly. Then, wipe your mouth. Without waiting for Xu Lao and the others to speak, they ran straight to the happy room!

"Xiao Juan......

The smell of wine on her face only made Xu Lijuan unable to help but speak: "Ah Bai, how many bottles of wine have you drunk?" ”

"There aren't many ......," Fu Jianbai said ominously, took the bath towel and pajamas handed over by Xu Lijuan, and quickly kissed Xu Lijuan without waiting for Xu Lijuan to leave, and then ran into the bathroom.

Looking at the wooden door slowly closing in front of her eyes, Xu Lijuan's phoenix eyes narrowed slightly, even if Fu Jianbai didn't tell the truth, but, with Ding Dong, she was always staring at Fu Jianbai's "plug-in" storage, she still immediately knew how many bottles of wine Fu Jianbai drank alone!

Tut!

Fifty bottles! Fu Jianbai, this guy really relied on the pills she specially provided to turn wine into water, and didn't take his body seriously! Think about it, after this battle, everyone knows that Fu Jianbai is a physique that is not drunk with a thousand cups, if there is a scene of drinking and celebrating next time, it is strange that Fu Jianbai will not be caught by everyone and poured again. At that time, if there are no sake pills, see what this guy will do!

"This bastard...... In the future, should he kneel on the keyboard, or on the abacus, or on the washboard? ”

Xu Lijuan grinded her teeth, because of Fu Jianbai's sudden interruption behavior, she immediately abandoned the nervousness and anxiety that had grown in her heart and was about to spend this romantic candle night with Fu Jianbai, and the body that became tense at some point also returned to normal.

……

Ten minutes later, Fu Jianbai walked out refreshed.

When he found out that Xu Lijuan had changed into a light pink thin sportswear suitable for going out, and was busy packing his luggage in the room, he couldn't help but ask in surprise: "Xiaojuan, what are you doing?" ”

"Didn't you see that?" Xu Lijuan glanced at Fu Jianbai, she got so many people drunk, and if she didn't run away quickly, when everyone woke up tomorrow, she didn't know what bloody casualties would happen!

"Uh......" Fu Jianbai immediately understood the meaning of Xu Lijuan's words, couldn't help touching the tip of his nose, walked to Xu Lijuan's side, stretched out his long arms, hugged Xu Lijuan's slender waist, and by the way, he also bit Xu Lijuan's pink earlobe, and said with a smile: "Xiaojuan, don't worry, they won't be able to wake up until tomorrow afternoon!" ”

"What did you do again?" Xu Lijuan stopped what she was doing, relaxed her body, and snuggled into Fu Jianbai's chest.

"It's nothing, it's just to add some anti-hangover and anti-drunken and sleep-relieving effects to their wine, so that they can sleep until they wake up naturally, so that there will be no dizziness and dizziness after drunkenness." When the words fell, Fu Jianbai still had a look of "Look, how good I am to them", which only made Xu Lijuan, who inadvertently turned her head to see this scene, speechless for an instant.

"Okay, leave them alone, next, it's our night......" seemed to murmur with a touch of affection, and the thick ** words ended on each other's lips and tongues......

On the second day, at five o'clock, Xu Lijuan, who had not been able to sleep all night, still couldn't wake up to the biological clock, opened her sleepy eyes on time, looked up at the alarm clock on the wall, and prepared a hearty breakfast for relatives and friends who came to the capital from other cities in China to attend her and Fu Jianbai's wedding.

"Xiaojuan, it's still early, rest for a while." Fu Jianbai, who woke up a few minutes earlier than Xu Lijuan, turned over and hugged Xu Lijuan's waist, and then stuffed Xu Lijuan's body into the quilt with each other's body temperature again, and then, a shallow kiss fell on Xu Lijuan's forehead.

"It's not early, I have to get up and make breakfast...... Xu Lijuan squinted her eyes and said, although her body woke up, her brain was still in a fog, "It's rare for everyone to get together, I have to let them taste my craftsmanship, lest they chatter on the phone every time and fail to taste the delicious meals I made in person......

Fu Jianbai silently swallowed the sentence "If you don't do a meal, you won't starve them to death", patted Xu Lijuan's back comfortably, and said softly: "Don't worry, they will understand." You were tired yesterday, take a good rest, raise your body well, and then give birth to a few big fat boys for them to hug, they will never remember these things again. ”

"I'm so tired, who is to blame?" Xu Lijuan didn't even have the strength to roll her eyes, smelling the reassuring smell coming from Fu Jianbai's body, coupled with the unique warmth of the skin that came from the place where Fu Jianbai's body was close to it, her brain, which had not been restored to clarity, became more and more dizzy, and soon, she fell into a sweet sleep again.

Fu Jianbai, who noticed that Xu Lijuan had fallen asleep, continued to hug Xu Lijuan's waist, and waited for a while, until Xu Lijuan had entered a deep sleep, then got up lightly, and quickly packed the luggage that Xu Lijuan didn't have time to pack last night.

So, by the time Xu Lijuan really came to her senses, she was already sitting in the off-road vehicle bound for the airport.

"Abai, where are we going?" Xu Lijuan looked down at the white mid-sleeved T-shirt with a doll's head and pale pink cropped pants on her body, and finally, her eyes stayed on the white canvas shoes on her feet, and for a moment, Xia Fei's cheeks.

"Honeymoon." Fu Jianbai's answer was particularly concise, only Xu Lijuan couldn't help but stare at him, and then she was immediately attracted by Fu Jianbai's T-shirt with the same white mid-sleeve painted doll head and black cropped pants, as well as the same white canvas shoes on his feet.

"It's so rare that you finally remembered to wear this couple outfit with me!"

Xu Lijuan said this very resentfully. Who has let Fu Jianbai accept other styles of couple clothes over the years, no matter how much she coerces and seduces, but he can't accept this kind of couple clothes that will shrink his age by at least ten years at once!

"Hmm." Fu Jianbai turned his head and smiled: "Xiaojuan, I just found out that you have a good eye, as soon as I put on this set of clothes, I immediately narrowed the age gap between me and you, in the future, you can help me prepare some more such clothes." ”

"Aren't you afraid that your comrades-in-arms will say that you are 'pretending to be tender'?" It is rare for Fu Jianbai to be obedient once, Xu Lijuan finally showed a light smile, and temporarily let go of Fu Jianbai's association of bathing her and changing clothes while she was asleep.

Fu Jianbai said with a pun: "Don't be afraid, I'm already very tender." ”

"Humph!" Xu Lijuan rolled her eyes without hesitation, for Fu Jianbai, who was like a wolf who had been hungry for an unknown number of days, she had to eat it in one go when she saw the meat, and she didn't care about her physical endurance at all, and she was packed into the airport in her sleep, she really didn't know how to vomit. (To be continued......)