"Xiao Yu, what are you doing? Looking for a comedian to actually skip me?! ”

Stephen Chow looked at Yan Qingyu with a dissatisfied expression, and Chow Yun-fat and others were sitting on the sofa around him.

When Yan Qingyu heard this, she glanced at him and said, "I'm looking for an authentic comedian, and you are just one of them, a representative of nonsensical comedy." ”

Stephen Chow was not happy, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Xiao Yu, what are you kidding, I have sharpened a sword for ten years, how can it be summed up by nonsense?"

I tell you that I have been a very decent and decent person since I was a child. After my old bean and my mommy divorced, my mommy took my sister and brother to live alone, and she worked three jobs alone. In such a difficult time, she also insisted on buying us decent clothes and did not allow us to come into contact with garbage people.

Do you believe it or not? If you don't believe me, I'll call my mom to testify now! ”

"Die!"

Yan Qingyu picked up the cigarette case from the side and hit Stephen Chow's head with great precision.

Zhou's mother Ling Baoer has been very good to him since she saw Yan Qingyu, and now she is even closer to him than her own son.

How could Yan Qingyu let her testify against any ghosts.

"Xingzai, you and pee all day long, and only those of us citizens in backward areas are willing to watch it. The whitemen in the western developed countries like ballet and opera, and they will like you? You still don't want to pit Xiao Yu on the street. ”

Andy Lau was happy to see Stephen Chow eat deflated, and laughed disdainfully.

Stephen Chow was willing to suffer, and raised his middle finger and scolded: "I'll pick, how much better are you than me?" I know how to pretend to be cool all day long. Don't you know that the American white devil looks at us Asians, just like we look at the Indian Ah San? If you go to the United States to play cool, others will think it's dementia! ”

Yan Qingyu interrupted the attack of the two and said, "Xingzai, where are you?" Sister-in-law and Andy's girlfriend are here, and Rong Shao's wife is a movie queen filming in the United States. What about your Amin? ”

Hearing Yan Qingyu's words, everyone suddenly fell silent.

Stephen Chow's face was a little ugly, and in Yan Qingyu's calm face, he said with some difficulty: "Made, you gave me a green hat." ”

Yan Qingyu actually chuckled, and then said incredulously: "You say a ghost? ”

Hearing Yan Qingyu's laughter, Stephen Chow's face darkened, and he roared: "I said, that woman gave me a green hat!" ”

Yan Qingyu stopped smiling and looked at Stephen Chow seriously. He looked at several people with different faces around him, and asked, "With whom?" ”

This time, no one spoke.

Even Stephen Chow, who was the most arrogant in his heart, didn't speak.

Yan Qingyu was happy, he twisted his neck, and said with a smile: "When did such a big man appear in Hong Kong?" It's so scared that you don't even dare to mention your name. Xingzai, haven't you always said that you are my spiritual leader and life coach, what about your guts? ”

Stephen Chow said hatefully: "It has a fart relationship with my guts, and if you want to laugh at it, you should laugh at my kidneys." I pick. Women are going to cheat, who the cares? I also figured it out, the big husband crisscrossed the world, and it was inevitable that the wife was not virtuous and the son was not filial. Hum. Anyway, I won't be so serious in the future. It was because of that damn old bean,"

Yan Qingyu shook his head and said, "I'm confident that the skills of people are not too bad, although your woman looks weird at the elves, she actually doesn't have so many twists and turns." Let's keep it simple. She's a stupid woman. She won't leave you because she's greedy for money, and you're not short of money. As for the name, it is even more fantastical. Star Boy. You won't really be kidney-bad, okay? I see that you are quite energetic, and the Yin Hall is not dark. ”

Stephen Chow hung his head and said, "You just treat me as a bad kidney." ”

Leslie Cheung chuckled on the side: "Really? Xingzai, that woman can't be cheating with the Governor of Hong Kong, right? Even with the Governor, we are not out of the question. Listening to Xiao Yu's meaning, there may be something hidden in it. ”

Stephen Chow scolded with a dark face: "There is a fart secret!" I personally saw her take the man's arm and go to the hotel, smiling like a flower on her face. , it makes me angry just thinking about it. ”

Chow Yun-fat leaned on the sofa opposite and comforted: "You yourself say it, the big husband is all over the world, and it is inevitable that the wife is not virtuous and the son is not filial." Hehe, okay, why do good men have no wife? Xiao Yu, don't ask any more questions, you are now at a critical moment, don't worry about these little things. ”

Andy Lau also echoed: "Xiao Yu, I know that you are the most affectionate and the most righteous. But Brother Fa is right, there are priorities. Besides, Xingzi also said just now, he saw the woman laughing happily and holding the man's arm into the hotel.

This matter is not a big deal, the emotional matter is a matter of two people, and they know whether they are warm or cold. Even if we are brothers, it is not good to meddle too much. ”

Yan Qingyu frowned and looked at Stephen Chow and said, "Xingzai, I only want to ask you one thing, were you intimidated and blackmailed by that man?" After that, he raised his tone and added: "Xingzai, to be honest." ”

Stephen Chow didn't meet Yan Qingyu's gaze, took out a cigarette from the cigarette case on the coffee table and lit it, and took two puffs before speaking.

However, what he said was not related to what Yan Qingyu asked.

"When I was four years old, my kids went to the movies. Ling Baoer (Zhou's mother) also took me to watch it, and I still remember that the movie was called "The Demon Queen of Egypt". Scold! ”

Stephen Chow's eyes at the moment did not have a trace of smile, and his sad eyes were heartbreaking.

"The movie is so good, and Mommy loves to watch it. However, my attention was not entirely focused on the film. I liked to look at the crowd in front of me, and then I was amazed to find a person. I really didn't understand anything at the time, I just cared about being happy, I took Mommy's hand and pointed in the direction of the man, and said to Mommy: 'Mommy, you see Lao Dou is there!' ’”

Stephen Chow took another hard puff of cigarette, then pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray, chuckled, and continued: "Ling Baoer looked in the direction I pointed and saw that my old bean's bastard was holding a woman and gnawing on it.

My mommy is a very decent and very decent woman. She grabbed me and told me that I couldn't yell in public. Then he grabbed my hand and accompanied me with a smile to watch the "Egyptian Demon Queen".

Later, after another two or three years, they divorced. In addition to paying a little rent for the house, Lao Dou no longer takes out a coin.

So Mommy and our lives are hard.

The person I hate the most is this kind of negative bastard who abandons his wife and children.

I thought countless times that when I grow up and make a lot of money and become famous, I must let this man cry and beg us, and I will make him repent in front of Ling Baoer.

However, when I did succeed, I didn't even want to see him.

However, when he had an accident, I found out that he was my old bean after all......" (To be continued......