Chapter 228: Zhong Kui's History of Heavenly Master's Fame and Passive Kidnapping
But afterwards, grandpa analyzed it, it was the usual measurement of the immortals, abandoning a few losers and holding a few loyal ministers out, and the same is true of Journey to the West, Zhong Kui's heavenly master became an immortal, and the heavenly realm indulged the losers to harm one party and did not kill them, waiting for a loyal and upright person like Zhong Kui Tianshi to be forced to death by social reality, so as to use the loser to help Zhong Kui Tianshi become famous in case he became famous, otherwise Zhong Kui Tianshi would not become the only almighty immortal now, which is equivalent to the hush money that has to be said between the heavenly realm and the heavenly master.
That's all for later, but now this one is difficult enough to deal with, Zhong Kui Tianshi is still talking about the entanglement between him and Ji Ji, the hidden spirit talisman in his grandfather's hand suddenly failed, Ji Ji kicked his grandfather in the side ribs and kicked his grandfather from the door into the house, and the whole person slammed on the table leg and splashed a piece of slime, I quickly dodged but the mucus splashed into Cao Jun's eyes, and Cao Jun who was in pain was lying on the ground and rolling.
"You can finish sewing me with peace of mind, and I will treat your eyes after the matter is done!" Zhong Kui Heavenly Master was in a hurry to subdue Ji Ji and Cu Li, and he didn't care about Cao Jun's pain at all, and Cao Jun's whole person was already curled up in pain, "Master, my eyes!" ”
Compared to Zhong Kui, the grandfather of Tianshi is naturally Cao Jun, and the grandfather still expects Cao Jun to replace his father to provide for him, grandpa saw Cao Jun fall down without thinking about it, he covered his abdomen and kicked the wound to Cao Jun's side, half crawled and half walked over, grandpa pulled Cao Jun's hand away, looked at Cao Jun's eyes, and asked Cao Jun with concern, "What's wrong with your eyes?" What does it feel like? ”
"My eyes were blood-red, and I felt that my eyes were no longer my own." Cao Jun closed his eyes tightly and unconsciously put his hands on his eyes, and his grandfather tried to open Cao Jun's eyelids while holding Cao Jun's hand.
"Can you have someone to help me with my wounds first? Do you know that the lips are dead and the teeth are cold? If that ghost doesn't live in the same place, let's finish the game! "Zhong Kui Heavenly Master is more concerned about whether the wound on his back can be stitched up and let him deal with the fox and the raccoon.
"If you weren't here, we wouldn't have been in trouble! Candle. Help push Cao Jun into the hall! Grandpa completely ignored Master Zhong Kui, put his hands on Cao Jun's armpits and wanted to drag him out of the door, and I helped push Cao Jun's feet. When we arrived at the door, Ji Ji saw that we wanted to attack, and his grandfather kicked him over with a particularly domineering kick and tripped Ji Ji, "I don't care where you come from, the next plate is unstable, and you have the courage to stop me like tofu scum!" ”
Then Grandpa didn't pay attention to the stunned Ji Ji who was sitting on the ground, and Ji Ji obviously didn't react to the fact that he was actually seconds, and he lay on the ground with one move.
"Where's the candle, the tool bag?" As soon as Grandpa entered the hall, he began to rummage through his cloth bag.
"Stay in the hall."
"You're waiting here for me to get it." Grandpa also remembered the whereabouts of the cloth bag and wanted to rush out, but Cao Jun suddenly grabbed his grandfather's hand, "No need." The rune paper in the cloth bag is all used and empty, and I have the rune paper hidden under the table. ”
"I'm convinced, what's the difference between you and hiding private money!" Grandpa immediately lifted the tablecloth. After the incense ash rune paper water supply was all ready, Cao Jun was wrapped tightly, probably waiting for Cao Jun to molt his skin, and the fight outside the door seemed to have stopped, and when my grandfather and I went out again, only the village chief and the big stupid cow were left sitting against the wall with pale faces. In the courtyard, the ghost almost pulled out the broken nails on his body and chatted with Zhong Kui Tianshi.
"You've been sealed for more than a thousand years, what does it feel like to be suddenly kicked by someone?"
"It's empty. I feel useless. ”
"Recuperate with peace of mind, maybe they really know how to reflect this time, so be it, I'll go back."
"Wait, where are you coming from? It's so simple, aren't you afraid that I'll go back and expose you for taking bribes? ”
"Me? Nobody, since King Zhong Kui has said it so frankly, even if I am exposed, I will have no regrets. ”
"You're not easy. If the little ghosts are already scared and crying and begging me to let them go, and you still have the kung fu to sigh. ”
"Back then, when you sealed Ji and Culi, I followed Ge Tianshi to see it in person."
"Then you are...... This skin bag should not be an illusion of use. Come down and inspect due south, right? ”
"No, I used to be a boy under the seat of Master Ge Tian."
"I remember, you also gave me a scroll on behalf of the Heavenly Master to help me cultivate? Is there such a thing? ”
"It's true, there's nothing to continue, it's just one more chance between you and me."
"Wait, it's only been a thousand years, why are you unrecognizable?"
"The heart is good and good, and the evil face is vulgar, people are like that, let alone immortals, I will be a ghost if I have a thought." The ghost had already gotten up and walked a few steps outside the courtyard before he became transparent and disappeared before my grandfather dared to take me out of the hall.
"Han Banxian, you can come out, you scared us to death, what are you in this house is too terrifying." As soon as the village chief saw his grandfather come out, he immediately stood up against the wall.
"Don't talk yet, I'll check if there's anything else in my house that I don't want to see." Grandpa asked the village chief to stop himself from running into the hall to take a look, Zhong Kui Tianshi had already disappeared without a trace, and the mucus on the ground was mixed with my broken hair, which was very disgusting, and grandpa covered his nose and came out after making sure it was safe, and then continued to talk to the village chief, "What did you see, scared like this?" ”
"What else can you see, two people with only bones left, followed by a behemoth like a mountain, who came over immediately when they saw us wake up, and let us bring you a message." The village chief's inspiration is already so bad that it is not the same, even he can see it, there is only one possibility, the fox and the fox have been cultivated into real bodies, but they can't be like normal people, but what about rabbits? It stands to reason that the person who lost his soul was eliminated by heaven and earth, and it was impossible for him to manifest again, but since the village chief saw it, it proved that the three of them left completely unscathed.
"What did they tell you to bring me?" Grandpa was obviously more concerned about what he said, completely ignoring that the village chief could see this.
"One of the blackened skeletons said that they would come back to visit in the future, and please prepare some food and drinks at that time, and goodbye is no longer an enemy but a drink." The big stupid cow said it for the village chief, because the village chief couldn't remember it at all at this time.
"Nothing else?"
"It's gone."
"Then you guys go, and close the door by the way." Grandpa sent away the village chief and the big stupid cow and brought buckets of well water from the yard.
"Candles, it's too late to boil hot water, just wash it like that!" Grandpa said that he touched the evil charm and other things into the water and splashed it directly on me, and after working for a long time, my grandfather and I were finally all clean, and then grandpa locked the door of the hall to prevent Cao Jun from running around, and after a busy day, grandpa Changshu lay on the bed and fell asleep, it should be said that he fainted from being tired, after all, grandpa is old, and his physical fitness must not be able to keep up.
And I also lay down on the bed, but I couldn't sleep with my eyes closed, and when I was about to fall asleep in a daze, I felt someone touching my head, no matter how I shook my head and waved my hand, the furry hand was still on my forehead, and there was even an intermittent sound coming from my ears.
"This lamp is good, carry it away, Miss must like this." I want to explain that I'm not a lamp but I can't open my mouth, I want to move only when I suddenly find that I can't move like a ghost pressing the bed, and I can't even open my eyelids, could it be that the hand just now has fixed my primordial spirit?
Finished! Grandpa Cao Jun, anyone can get up and save me quickly! I don't want to be carried away! I'm afraid no one will hear me if I can only think about it in my head, so at this moment I already felt myself being dragged out of the warm bed by them, and I was lifted by two things who don't know what they were and embarked on the journey of being kidnapped.
"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)