Chapter 269: Brother-in-law Takes Over
“…… Ten combs of husband and wife and two old men will be white-headed. After reading the last sentence, Bai Ma answered her daughter's question, "Aunt Zhang taught me in the village, she is married to seven daughters, and she is very familiar with combing songs." ”
Bai Tang knew that this Aunt Zhang, she and the men in her family were patriarchal people (it was strange that people who valued the inheritance of their descendants and did not value sons over daughters in ancient times), but they gave birth to seven girls in a row. Fortunately, Aunt Zhang was born in a strong peasant family, and she did not damage her body because she was always giving birth, and finally gave birth to a son at the age of thirty. At that time, her eldest daughter was married.
"But the combing song I heard was: 'One comb to the ends; two combs of white hair and eyebrows; Three combs of children and grandchildren are all over the ground; Four combs are always harmonious; Five combs and shun Weng Jiao; Six combs of blessing in the home land; Seven combs auspicious to avoid disaster; Eight combs and a million profits; Nine combs and hundreds of flavors; There are no taboos in ten combs! Bai Tang sat aside with his face up.
"......" Bai Ma tilted her head and thought about it, "I still think the first song is better." ”
"It's up to you!" Bai Tang doesn't care, anyway, the combing song is just to ask for good luck, and his eyes have been watching Bai Ma's hand. Bai Ma's hands are very skillful, and she uses a comb to separate six strands of hair and pull out a few small roses in Wu Xuemei, because she wants to wear a phoenix crown, she doesn't have a bun, and the rest of her hair is tied above her neck and tied with a bright red ribbon. The ribbon is long, embroidered with gold thread at both ends, hanging down to the back vest, and reflecting a little gold with Wu Xuemei's head moving, which is very beautiful.
After combing her hair, Bai Tang and Bai Ma changed into a wedding dress for Wu Xuemei. The dragon and phoenix pattern on the wedding dress is also embroidered with gold thread, which looks very gorgeous. Then put on the phoenix crown. The phoenix crown is made of gold. It is inlaid with glazed gemstones and deep-sea pearls, with a unique shape, and it does not look like a heavy and heavy crown like other phoenix crowns, but the actual weight is not light. In order to prevent Wu Xuemei from crushing her neck, Bai Tang deliberately applied a charm inside, making the phoenix crown lighter.
"It's beautiful!" Bai Tang looked at Wu Xuemei, who had finished her makeup, she was really beautiful. No wonder people say that the bride is the most beautiful, Wu Xuemei, who was originally good-looking, was simply beautiful after dressing up. Bai Tang couldn't help but feel a little jealous, and couldn't help but fantasize about what he would look like after wearing the bride's dress. Hey, how come I can't find a man who can make me willing to wear a bridal dress?
"Pick up the bride! Pick up the bride! Xing Xiaokang ran into the door happily with Ai Wanxi. This kid really likes Yu Tianbao's stepfather. "Grandpa asked me to sue my aunt, I can't let my father take my mother away!"
Bai Tang smiled: "Look at me!" ”
So, when Yu Tianbao entered the courtyard, he was about to walk to the door of the bride's house. White? The Queen Mother? Tang took the two little boys to block the way to happiness for the jade bridegroom.
"If you want to pick up the bride, you can. But you have to pass the guò test. ”
"Okay. What test? Yu Tianbao asked good-naturedly, the person in front of him was his sister-in-law, and it was too late to please him. How can you be angry? What's more, it's a good day. Besides, even if Bai Tang wants to embarrass him, it is impossible not to let him marry the bride.
"Three levels!" Bai Tang gestured three fingers, "As long as you pass the three levels, you can pick up the bride!" Otherwise, I will stay with Sister Meimei for two more years! Of course, everyone knows that this sentence cannot be taken seriously.
"What's the first level?"
"Swear! Be good to Sister Meimei all your life and live up to her. ”
"It's easy!" Yu Tianbao raised his fingers and made an oath, "I swear that I will only love Amei alone for the rest of my life, and I will always be good to her, and I will definitely live up to her!" ”
"Is it okay?" Yu Tianbao asked.
Bai Tang shook his head: "The oath is too simple. You have to say something like this: 'From now on, I only love Amei, spoil her, I won't lie to her, I will do everything I promise her, everything I say to her is the truth, don't bully her, don't scold her, believe her.' Someone bullied her, and I would help her as soon as possible. When she is happy, I will be happy with her; If she's not happy, I'll make her happy. I always think she is the most beautiful, and I will dream of her in my dreams. In my heart, there is only her! As long as you can follow this oath and promise to do it well, I will count you past the first level. ”
Yu Tianbao's face twitched, how could he be embarrassed to say such a sensual oath in public, not in private? However, the sister-in-law stared at herself, and if she didn't swear, she would definitely not be able to pass the test. What's more, Yu Tianbao squinted and stole a glance at the window of the bride's room, on which a curling figure was reflected.
"I swear, from now on, I will only love Amei, spoil her, and I won't lie to her......"
When the last word fell, there was warm applause all around, and all the people who came to the wedding were moved, especially the young daughter-in-law and the eldest girl, who were simply envious of the bride.
"Good!" Bai Tang took the lead in applauding, "Let's go to the second level, Xiaokang, quickly bring up a five-flavor soup specially made by your father." ”
Xing Xiaokang happily responded, spread his little short legs and ran away, and after a while, he ran to Yu Tianbao with a small porcelain bowl (still too kind). Yu Tianbao looked at the strangely colored liquid in the bowl and swallowed, this kind of thing looks more poisonous than the poison of the Western Demon Sect to punish traitors!
"What is this?"
"Five-flavor soup! The five flavors of life: sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, salty, happy and sweet and bitter as well as hardship, you will go through the long road of life together in the future, then this bowl of soup, you must drink! Bai Tang smiled so much that his eyes turned into two crescents, and he said with bad intentions, "Don't waste time, drink quickly!" When the soup is cold, it tastes even worse! ”
The five-flavor soup emitted a strange smell that made everyone who watched the excitement cover their noses and looked at Yu Tianbao with the eyes of a martyr. Just by smelling this smell, the intestines and internal organs in the body will be knotted, let alone drink them all? But you can't stop drinking. Yu Tianbao pinched his nose, stalked his neck, tilted his head, and poured the five-flavor soup into his stomach!
It's so bitter! Yu Tianbao was almost in tears, and Xing Xiaokang handed over a piece of candy doggedly: "Dad, eat sugar!" ”
Yu Tianbao didn't care that the candy cube was eaten by children, and quickly beat it into his mouth. The sweet taste suppressed the weird taste, and Yu Tianbao finally breathed a sigh of relief: "What is the third level?" ”
The main trick is in the second level, Bai Tang didn't want to embarrass Yu Tianbao anymore, and said: "Just come to two hypnotic poems!" ”
Although Yu Tianbao is a martial artist, as the successor of a sect, he still has to understand literature. Although he couldn't write poetry himself, it was easy to memorize one or two poems that others had done.
"It is rumored that the candle is lowered to pink, don't make spring in front of the mirror; You don't need to be covered with makeup, but you have to wait for the painting with your eyebrows. ”
"The North Mansion welcomes the dust of the South County, and Mo will return even later; Although it is said that time in the sky is different. And it was even more leaked by the world. The smoke tree is weeping and apricot trees. Picking children to hold the Hehuan cup; The is not a fairy song, competing to lead Qin E down to the phoenix platform. ”
The voice fell, the door opened from the inside, and Bai Ma greeted her godson-in-law with a smile: "Okay." Good. Hurry up and get the bride out! ”
Bai Tang pouted: "Mom." Why did you open the door so quickly? ”
Bai Ma glared at her daughter: "The three levels have passed, what other demon moths do you come up with?" If you delay your sister's marriage, I will skin you. ”
Bai Tang shrunk his neck: "No." No, let the groom take the bride away! ”
The next part of the wedding was very smooth, Yu Tianbao and Wu Xuemei did not have biological parents, Bai Dad and Bai Ma made a high hall, and Bai Tang put on men's clothes to help greet the guests.
"Second Miss, someone is here to give a gift." The housekeeper of the manor walked up to Bai Tang's side and whispered.
"Just accept the gift, and by the way, invite the giver to the table." Bai Tang said indifferently, thinking that it was the townspeople or villagers in the town who gave the gifts.
"But—" the housekeeper said embarrassedly, "the gift is designated for the eldest aunt, and the person who gave the gift is armed and is from the rivers and lakes." ”
Is it revenge? Bai Tang immediately denied this idea, except for the Jade Rakshasa, no one knew the true identity of Yu Tianbao. In other words, these things were sent by the Jade Rakshasa?
"Go call your brother-in-law and let him handle it himself."
The housekeeper saluted and ran to find Yu Tianbao. Bai Tang released his divine sense and saw a group of more than a dozen black-clothed people waiting outside the gate with five large boxes. The martial arts of these people are not low, and each of them has a second-rate level on the rivers and lakes. Bai Tang watched Yu Tianbao talk to them, accepted the politeness, and those people didn't stay long, put down their things and left. Yu Tianbao instructed the servants to put the things into the warehouse.
"It was sent by the Jade Rakshasa as a gift to congratulate me on my marriage." Yu Tianbao walked to Bai Tang's side and explained, "Now, I have nothing to do with him at all." ”
"What? Reluctant? Bai Tang asked.
Yu Tianbao shook his head and said with a smile: "I have lived in the Western Demon Sect for twenty-five years, and I can count the number of times I see him in two slaps, how can I be reluctant?" It's just a little lamentation of the bygone days. ”
"What else did those people say?" Bai Tang asked curiously.
"It's a big deal, the Jade Rakshasa has disbanded the Western Demon Sect." Yu Tianbao still doesn't believe it. He knows best how much Jade Rakshasa attaches importance to the Western Demon Sect, otherwise he would not sacrifice him for the sake of the Western Demon Sect. Thinking of this, Yu Tianbao was a little breathless. You can sacrifice my life for your Demon Cult, and as a result? After I "died", you actually disbanded the Demon Cult that you valued so much? You're deliberately playing tricks on me, aren't you?
"Ahh He's fast! Bai Tang was not surprised. Jade Rakshasa listened to his words and put his energy into the shattered void, naturally he would no longer have the heart to manage the Demon Sect, and his original heir was brought to other worlds by Bai Tang, and there was no one to take over the Demon Sect, rather than cheapening those ambitious guys, it was better to dissolve the Demon Sect.
"You know he's going to dissolve the Demon Cult?" Yu Tianbao was surprised.
"Well, I showed him a path in martial arts, he wants to pursue the highest peak of martial arts, of course he has to give up some things." Bai Tang patted his new brother-in-law on the shoulder, "Don't be psychologically unbalanced, the Jade Rakshasa doesn't come like this, how do you know Sister Meimei?" Isn't life good now? ”
Yu Tianbao was relieved all of a sudden, and got up with a smile: "I'm going to accompany your sister now, so I'll trouble you to help me entertain guests!" ”
Early the next morning, Bai Dad and Bai Ma got up excitedly at four o'clock, waiting for Yu Tianbao and Wu Xuemei to give them tea. As soon as this tea is respected, Yu Tianbao is equivalent to joining their family! Bai Tang looked at the morning star in the dark night sky, and said to the two elders: "The newlywed couple's cave room will definitely make trouble very late, and they don't get up so early." You'd better get some sleep, and when they get up, I'll call you again!" ”
Bai Dad and Bai Ma were right to think about it, and went back to the room to sleep. As a result, except for Bai Tang, the rest of the Bai family didn't get up until noon, and breakfast and lunch were combined. Before eating, Yu Tianbao and Wu Xuemei kowtowed to Bai Dad and Bai Ma to make tea, Wu Xuemei's happy expression made Bai Dad and Bai Ma very satisfied with Yu Tianbao, and the two gave Yu Tianbao two big red envelopes, one of which was a piece of dried peach made of peaches, and one was filled with Baihua Brew of Hundred Flowers Fairy. It seems that the two elders sincerely accept Yu Tianbao as a family, and hope that Yu Tianbao can live as long as they do, and always accompany Wu Xuemei.
Yu Tianbao was stunned and took the Baihua Brew and dried peaches, the meeting gift given by his father-in-law and mother-in-law was too down-to-earth, and the Baihua Brew given by his father-in-law was okay to say that he likes to drink, but the dried peaches sent by his mother-in-law - he is not a greedy child like Xing Xiaokang.
Wu Xuemei was moved to tears after seeing the two: "Godfather, godmother, this is too precious!" ”
Bai Ma smiled: "It's all a family, hello, we are also happy." These two things are not at all more valuable than that. ”
Wu Xuemei is right to think about it, they are all a family, no longer hypocritical, accept the gift with peace of mind, and pull Yu Tianbao to kowtow to the two elders: "Ayu and I will honor you well in the future and repay your kindness!" ”
Yu Tianbao was at a loss, listening to the tone of his mother-in-law and wife, these two things are amazing good things?
Wu Xuemei knew her husband's doubts, and explained to him in a whisper: "Baihua Brew is brewed by Baihua Fairy, which can enhance people's physique and strengthen their body; Dried peaches are dried from peaches in the peach orchard of the Queen Mother's mother, and eating such a piece can increase the life span of two or three hundred years. ”
Really? Yu Tianbao had an expression of "don't play me": "Are there really immortals in this world?" ”
"The broken void exists, let alone the immortals." Wu Xuemei simply pointed at Bai Tang and said, "My sugar candy is a fairy!" ”
Yu Tianbao mechanically turned his head to look at Bai Tang: "You are an immortal?" ”
"Sort of!" Bai Tang smiled, "Since Mom and Dad gave you the best things, I can't come up with anything better, so I'll give you a gene enhancer!" Sister Meimei, wait until you go back to the room, you inject it into your brother-in-law! ”
Yu Tianbao wanted to ask what the gene enhancer was, but he couldn't help it, even the queen mother's peach came out, and the gene enhancer was definitely not an ordinary thing. Produced by the gods, it must be extraordinary, and when you go back to the room, you can ask your wife. (To be continued......)