Chapter 12 Self-improvement is king

Su Shi held a charcoal pen in his hand, and as long as there was a crisp sound on the roof of the carriage, he would draw a line on a wooden plank, and he had been doing this since he set off from the flat roof.

"Your wife wants to ride a horse, why don't you go to accompany her, what do you always stay with me, it is rumored in Tokyo that as long as you are a person who mixes with me, sooner or later you will become a good man who is proficient in eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, it doesn't matter before you got married, now that you are married, don't come over, lest I go to your house in the future and be beaten out by your princess wife."

Yun Er shook his head and said: "There is no difference between me getting married and not getting married, life is even more difficult than when I didn't get married, my beautiful wife sleeps opposite and I can't even touch it, there is always a cough coming." ”

Su Shi immediately put down the charcoal in his hand and came over with great interest: "Tell me, for what reason, it is impossible for the master to spy on you at night." ”

"There's a stout old woman, don't look at her sleeping so much, whenever we want to get together, her cough will always come over."

Su Shi gasped and said, "It's really ruthless, inhumane, your Yun family's perverted method of keeping a child's body before the age of sixteen won't be used on me, right?" ”

Yun Er looked at Su Shi with disdain and said, "Do you have a child's body to speak of?" Remember the Kabuki who was pregnant with your child? Uncle Su gave 600 yuan of money to others, so that he gave birth to the child, and he was going to give it to your eldest brother as a son after a few years, didn't the eldest brother have no children since he got married? ”

Su Shi rubbed his hands and said: "It was just an accident, the kabuki in the Qinglou actually have a way to prevent pregnancy, and I just suffered from a black hand." ”

"Others say you're a merry genius, but in the end, you're just a bastard who turns his face and doesn't recognize people after eating it all and wiping it all up. When you go back to Tokyo, I guess there is no way to mix up the Qinglou, those women have already spoken, and you are not welcome to be a negative person......"

Su Shi's eyes widened and said, "Why is it so big that you love me?" ”

Yun Er patted Su Shi's shoulder pityingly and said, "You have a fiancΓ©e named Zhao Yingchun...... She let out the words, as long as it is a prostitute who has an affair with you, she will buy one if there is one......

So if you don't want your garden to be full of dead people. Even if she goes to do nonsense, she is not only loyal to the martyrs, but also the county lord, and it is estimated that no one will go to her trouble after killing a few prostitutes who bought it, plus the only old bag who dares to find trouble with the royal family is dead, and there are really not too many things that can restrain her. ”

Su Shi was dumbfounded. After a while, he suddenly clapped his hands and laughed: "I followed my husband to study in Shuzhong, and if I don't go back to Tokyo, what can she do with me?" ”

Yun Er sniffled and said, "Uncle Su is sick and resigned from the errand of Hanlin Yuan, and also resigned from the errand of the envoy of the Xuanhui Southern Courtyard of the Taibao Academy. I plan to go back to my hometown in Shuzhong to meditate on learning, and I worship Yao Pi with the same building of the Longzi Book of Rites, which is estimated to be as many as 100 volumes.

Uncle Su will bring Zhao Yingchun to Shuzhong, so your wedding will be held soon, and when I left Tokyo, Uncle Su was already preparing his bags, if it wasn't for the ceremony of His Majesty's return to Beijing. And we came all the way. ”

Su Shi's face is like the color of earth......

Yun Er heard the bell on the roof of the car ring again, so he picked up the charcoal that Su Shi had thrown away and drew a line on the board. Throwing away the charcoal pen, he asked, "How accurate is your drum car?" Do all the miscellaneous items you prepare require accurate mileage? ”

Su Shi nodded listlessly, and fell into the corner of the carriage secretly sad.

Yun Er saw that the carriage had become dull, and he didn't persuade Su Shi, he pushed the car door and jumped down, and as soon as he looked up, he saw Qin Guo riding on a jujube red horse tremblingly hugging the horse's neck, and Ge Qiuyan kept encouraging Qin Guo to be bolder.

Yun Er looked around. I didn't find my sister-in-law's carriage, so I breathed a sigh of relief, stepped forward and grabbed the reins of the jujube red horse, and said helplessly: "Didn't you say that you want to ride back to Dousha Pass to ride well." You can't ride a horse now, the saddle will wear out your thighs. Now you don't feel it, but at night when the skin is broken, you know what it is. ”

Qin Guojiao smiled: "It's not in the way, my sister-in-law said that I am riding better than Su Shi now, and Su Shi is riding a horse with meatballs resting on the back of the horse." ”

"Nonsense!" Su Shi's big head came out of the car window, for the matter of horseback riding, he suffered a lot in Yanmen Pass, he could tolerate others saying that he was a gentleman, and he would never allow others to laugh at the riding skills he had learned at a heavy price. Even if it is a mockery, it cannot be a woman holding a horse's neck and trembling to laugh at herself.

Push the scholar into the carriage to help him count, make a whistle, and a zebra will run over with a snort, turn over and whip in one go, and the zebra will neigh and run out.

Qin Guo hugged the horse's neck and watched Su Shi beat the horse and galloped in surprise, and actually screamed, and kicked the horse's belly hard to chase Su Shi.

Yun Er finally quieted down the war horse, hugged Qin Guo off the horse and complained: "He was tied to the horse by the eldest brother for more than half a year, what are you and his name, wait until you get to Dousha Pass and I will teach you to ride a horse, I grew up on horseback since I was a child, Su Shi's ability is not enough." ”

Qin Guo immediately said happily: "Can you throw an armor-piercing cone on a horse?" ”

"Of course, the skills are still taught to me by Xiaolin."

"Can you shoot an arrow with a bow on a horse?"

"This can't work, the Jingxi army now uses light crossbows, and when you shoot arrows, you need to release the reins with two hands and control the horse with two legs, and it is not so simple to ride and shoot, and it requires high skills. However, Xiaolin, Liang Ji, and Peng Jiu should be able to, and Han Niu estimates that there is no problem, but the quasi-head may be almost accurate, and the only one who can really be regarded as a cavalry and shooting peerless in the Jingxi Army is Xiaolin.

In the past, there was a guy in the Great Song Dynasty who was more powerful than Xiaolin, and he single-handedly killed all the way from the capital of Western Xia to the border of the Great Song Dynasty, and even broke through more than ten lines of defense in Western Xia, and killed countless Xixia Iron Harriers, but this guy was a thief, and was later killed by the eldest brother. ”

"That's a pity, can't we give him money, give him an official position, give him glory and let him serve the Great Song Dynasty?"

"Impossible, this is a dead knot, this guy is from Maitreya, he wants to be the emperor, there is no possibility of surrendering, so the eldest brother killed him.

I know no, my sister-in-law used to be this person's subordinate. ”

"Sister-in-law was snatched back by the eldest brother? Also, my sister-in-law is a peerless beauty. ”

The two of them whispered and gossiped, and secretly looked at Ge Qiuyan from time to time......

Yun Zheng once again dragged the eldest girl back from the car door and put it behind him, the child seemed to have nails on his buttocks, and there was no moment of peace, the two little ones were already asleep, but the big one always wanted to jump out of the carriage.

Lu Qingqing said that she had a headache, and went back to her carriage to sleep, she has never liked to travel long distances, as long as she gets in the carriage, she feels that the world is spinning.

Ge Qiuyan was impatient to stay in the carriage, and when he talked about it, he said that he was walking alone on the Shu Road very happily, and now he wants to re-experience the feelings of the old days.

When Yun Zheng passed through the state government, he refused the hospitality of the state capital, even if he camped, he was never in Tongdu Dayi, but chose to stay outside the city, and now he is suspicious, so he should not harm the officials in Shuzhong.

Fortunately, Cui Da had already instructed the Shuzhong Commercial Bank to prepare the grain and straw needed by the convoy along the way, and there was no need for those who could not enter the city.

When passing the Sword Gate, the Yun family's convoy had more than one hundred and ten people, Zhao Yang and Zhao Yannian quietly followed, and when they asked Yun Hou for instructions on how to arrange those royal children, Yun Zheng said coldly: "If you want to kill the enemy, practice running away first, Zhao Yang, you know what to do." You've only been away from the Jingxi Army for a few days, and you've become so useless, you don't know what recruits should do first? wasted thousands of miles from Jingshi to Jianmen.

In this case, the training was doubled, and the time spent on the back of the war horse should not be less than five hours a day. ”

After this order was issued, those royal children were immediately unlucky, Zhao Yang and Zhao Yannian did not dare to offend these fellow clansmen too much, and now that they have obtained Yun Zheng's military order, they will take care of it there, one hundred and thirteen royal children were firmly tied to the war horse with ropes, and almost all of them were on the back of the war horse, and they screamed again and again for a few days.

A few nobles were ready to open their mouths to ask for some preferential treatment, and after being whipped by Peng Jiu and Liang Ji, they obediently sat on their horses and hurried away.

Zhao Yang was a little unbearable, and comforted: "Bear with me, but as long as you are under the account of Yunhou, this level must be passed." ”

A young man with a whip mark on his face asked in a hateful voice, "You also experienced it back then?" ”

Zhao Yannian tore open his shirt and said: "What's more, just look at the scar on my chest and understand, we all crawled out of the pile of dead people." It's not that there are no royal families who died in battle, didn't your father and brother make these things clear to you?

When you enter the Jingxi Army, you are just a pawn, no longer the prince and grandson, and you have nothing to reason with the head cut off by the general. ”

"We're here to learn the art of war, not to be pawns."

Zhao Yang laughed, patted Zhao Yannian on the shoulder and said: "These people actually said that they came to learn the art of war, boys, you listen to me, the so-called art of war is that you can hack the enemy to death, don't let the enemy hack you to death, you hack to death more enemies, it means that your art of war is good, hack to death few people, you have not learned the art of war, if you are accidentally hacked to death by the enemy, it means that you are a wreck."

If you want to be a general, start as a pawn. ”

The young royal family said indignantly: "This is an insult to us. ”

Zhao Yannian said expressionlessly: "The royal family is today, there are almost no people who dare to fight, and now His Majesty's body is in danger, and the alternation of royal power will soon fall on a child who is less than five years old."

How many people can resist the temptation of imperial power? At this time, only when our imperial family unites, strives to forge ahead, and builds an elite army belonging to our imperial family, can we ensure that our young emperor can grow up safely, and the Zhao family can continue forever. (To be continued)

PS: Chapter 2