Chapter 1214: Tilt your head

"What are you looking at?"

After Yu Sheng shouted again, he saw them standing still and walked over curiously.

Following their gaze, the rest of their lives saw a person floating in the clear river water, among the aquatic plants that had been established in the water.

He was face down, slowly floating in the water.

A group of water monkeys swam around him.

Finally, a small water monkey was bold, stepped on his back, jumped with joy, and screamed.

"You're not the first to stand up as the Monkey King, what are you happy about?" said Yu Sheng angrily.

He waved his hand and asked the water monkeys to drag the man ashore, "I'll give you peanuts to eat later." ”

As soon as the water monkeys heard that they would have something to eat later, they hurriedly drove away.

A group pulled to the left, a group pulled to the right, and a group of small water monkeys stood on the man's back, waving cucumbers to cheer.

"Hey, I said why there are fewer and fewer cucumbers in the vegetable garden these days, and you stole it. Yu Sheng said angrily.

It's just stealing, the key is to only steal tender cucumbers that are slightly longer than your fingers, which is too lacking in morality.

The little water monkey is not ashamed, but proud.

He ostentatiously waved the cucumber to Yu Sheng, and was about to open his mouth to eat, when the water surface broke, and a fish with sharp teeth bit off half of the cucumber in one bite, and fell into the water and swam away!

The cucumbers in the inn have spiritual powers, and not only they like it, but the fish also like it.

The fish probably had been in the shadows for a long time.

Half of the cucumber was lost, and the little water monkey was furious, pointing in the direction of the fish and "chirping" to condemn it.

Still angry, the little water monkey put half of the cucumber on the person, beckoned to the water monkeys, and jumped into the water to chase the fish.

There was no one in the water monkey behind him, and even a small water monkey picked up the half of the cucumber and gnawed it "click".

The little water monkey was chasing, and the fish in front stopped, biting the cucumber and baring its hideous teeth, looking back at the little water monkey.

The little water monkey waved his hand...

The surroundings are quiet.

When he looked back, he saw no companion following, kicked his legs, turned and ran back.

The fish was so proud that he shook his head and tried to swallow the cucumber, so much so that he didn't notice behind him, and the spinning waterwheel stirred it in.

As for the little water monkey, when he returned to the man's back, he saw that his companion still had half a cucumber in his mouth, and he was furious and quarreled.

Not only are they arguing, but the two groups of water monkeys below are also arguing.

One group pulls to do, and the other group pulls right, so naturally it can't be moved.

At this time, the blame on the left is on the right, and the blame on the right is on the left, and the noise is inexorable.

In the end, they even used the back of the man in the water as a ring and fought.

After the water monkeys were beaten down, they climbed up and continued to fight, and for a while they were like dumplings.

"What a fucking biao. Yu Sheng said.

This group of water monkeys has forgotten all about business.

And the two little water monkeys who grabbed cucumbers, squatting on their backs at this moment, holding each other's heads, shivering.

I don't want to go down for the rest of my life.

This body is motionless, it is estimated that it is dead, this is a hot day, the corpse is easy to stink, as long as the hand is stained, it will not be dispersed for a long time.

He looked left and right, and the weasel was also standing beside him watching the excitement.

"You go down and try it?" said Yu Sheng.

"I can't swim, even if I can't drag it, even if I can drag it, I don't dare to provoke these water monkeys. The weasel said.

This group of water monkeys, don't look at the joy of the current infighting, when they have been outside, they will work together.

Yu Sheng could only pat the small rice bucket, "You go, I'll make you an old goose head later." ”

As long as there is food, it is incumbent on the small rice bucket to go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire.

He staggered down the embankment, threw himself into the river with a "bang", and ran with a dog to the people in the water.

The water monkeys were still beating on it, and the little rice bucket pulled the man's hair and swam to the shore.

The water monkeys did not notice the movement of people, and still kept going up on their backs, fighting each other.

"I'm going, what are you doing?" Ye Zigao saw that the little rice bucket was delayed and came out to find them.

Watching the small rice bucket dragging the hair of the people in the water over, Ye Zigao felt pain for the people in the water.

"What's going on?" Ye Zigao asked.

"I don't know, I just found it in the water, I see that I have a flute on my back, it shouldn't be from our town. Yu Sheng said.

The townspeople don't have such a casual elegance.

Ye Zigao nodded.

When he saw the small rice bucket parked on the shore, he turned around and clamped the head of the person in the water with his hand, and suddenly had a sense of foreboding.

"Hey, don't..."

Halfway through the leaf's words, the little rice bucket threw the body up and flew high above their heads.

"I know!"

Ye Zi flicked the droplets of water on his head and swept his head around, "Hey, where is the corpse?"

The open space behind was empty.

He was creepy, close to Yu Sheng, "Palm, shopkeeper, no, it can't be a corpse in broad daylight, right?"

It's so fucking evil.

"You're useless, there. The weasel pointed to a tree not far from them.

Ye Zigao leaned over and looked, good fellow, the body was thrown directly on the tree, hanging between the branches at a strange angle.

"Are you still alive?" asked Yu Sheng.

"It's still possible, now—" the weasel shook his head, "I guess that's enough." ”

"You mean to say that it was the little rice bucket that killed him?" Yu Sheng said.

The weasel was about to nod his head, when he suddenly saw the little rice bucket standing behind him, and hurriedly said, "Of course not, I mean, he must be dead now." ”

As soon as the words fell.

"Ahem!" the man in the tree moved, spat out a mouthful of water, and there was a movement.

Yu Sheng glanced at the weasel, and several people walked under the tree, and saw that the angle of the body in the tree was still weird, and the face was facing back.

"Mother, is this a corpse?" asked the weasel.

"I have to ask you, aren't you weasels the best at making people cheat corpses?" Ye Zigao said.

It's true.

In villages, weasels often possess dead people and extort money by pretending to deceive corpses.

"We must be cautious when deceiving corpses, we generally don't cheat such corpses, otherwise if we are not careful, we will twist our necks. The weasel said.

"Do you have a twisted neck?" said Yu Sheng.

"Hey, who do you look down on, I'll twist it to show you..."As soon as the weasel's voice fell, his neck moved, and "Gaba" made a crisp sound.

"Lao Huang, isn't it?" Ye Zigao looked at him, "For the sake of dignity?"

"Why don't we weasels be sincere?" said the weasel, tilting his head, "quick, help me, turn your head around." ”

The little rice bucket wanted to help, but the scared weasel hurriedly hid, "Don't mind, I still want to live a little longer." ”

"Hey, where are the cars, what about the people?" Hu Mu shouted from the door of the inn.

He got his things ready, but the car was gone.

When the weasel heard this, he hurriedly tilted his head and ran towards the door of the inn, "Hey, where's my car?"

No one answered him.

The weasel could only ask the sleeping old beggar next to him, "Hey, old man, where is my horse?"

"Don't make noise, I just dreamed that Shopkeeper Yu scolded me and prepared a big table of delicious food for me. The old beggar rolled over, smacked his mouth, and went back to sleep.

The weasel looked left and right, and couldn't find anyone else, so he could only threaten him: "If you don't say it, I'll fart." ”

The old beggar sat up, closed his eyes, and looked greedy, as if a table of delicacies was in front of him, and as soon as he opened his eyes, it was gone.

"You're too lacking in virtue, I have a good table of dishes, do you have to let it stink?" the old beggar was dissatisfied.

"Where's my car?" the weasel asked him.