When I returned to the shop, I immediately asked Fang Fangmu to hand over his mobile phone. Fang Fangmu was smiling and looking at my mobile phone, and when she saw that I asked for my mobile phone as soon as I entered the door, her face turned horizontal, and she said, "This is my mobile phone, why should I give it to you?" ”

I wondered and said, "I mortgaged the phone to you, I have already repaid the money, you should return the phone to me!" ”

"You haven't asked for it back for so long, I've dealt with it as a hostless. There's no reason to give it to you again, not to mention that it's all over the time. Fang Fangmu was speechless, and her hands tightly protected her mobile phone.

"Invalid? Obsolete? What is the rationale for this? Robber logic! Swear black is white.! Is there such a truth in the world? That's ridiculous! ”

"What ridiculous?! There is a time limit for everything, where it may have been centuries and people still asked to claim it back? Can you be reasonable? It's unreasonable! ”

"Ahh Actually beat up, the unreasonable person is you! Fang Fangmu! ”

"It's so unreasonable, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!"

"Bring it, don't force me to grab it!" I threatened her.

"You're here to rob it! I can't ask for it! Fang Fangmu actually provoked me and proudly put the phone close to his chest.

Hehe, use this trick again, so that I can say that I am disrespectful to her. I don't believe you'll always be so protective, you'll always be tired. I thought as I walked away, pretending to give up the fight, in fact, I wanted to take advantage of her unpreparedness to catch her off guard.

Seeing that I didn't squeak anymore, Fang Fangmu squinted at me, sneered, found a rope, put the phone on, and hung it around his neck. This doesn't bother me, as long as I grab the phone, the scissors "click", and the phone will be returned to its original owner. Just be careful not to touch her boobs when grabbing the phone. Fang Fangmu saw me staring at my phone, and her mind reacted very quickly.

She grabbed her phone with a smile and shoved it into her arms, then looked at me proudly, clapped her hands, and said, "it!" ”

Fang Fangmu completely nipminated my sneak attack attempt in the bud, ruthless enough!

You can't sneak attack, you can always steal! The layout of the shop is a large section in front of the goods, which is regarded as a freight yard, and a small section in the back is the kitchen and bathroom (and bathroom). The kitchen has now become Fang Fangmu's bedroom, and there is a door between the kitchen and the freight yard, but this door has never been closed by Fang Fangmu, whether it is day or night. Whether she's changing her clothes, bathing, or sleeping, the door is always open.

This girl, hehe, is so naïve, she came out of society much earlier than me. The heart of guarding against others is indispensable, why doesn't she have any sense of self-protection? She doesn't take me seriously at all, I'm a big bad wolf. Is she trusting me, or is she deliberately tempting me, wishing I could think badly of her?

Whether it's trust or temptation, it's still in my heart, and I'm not interested in the other party's admiration. What I was interested in was the mobile phone in her arms. In the evening, when Fang Fangmu took a bath, she did not close the kitchen door as usual. She had just stepped into the bathroom with her front feet, and I approached her bedroom with my back feet. Fang Fangmu doesn't have a mobile phone on the bed, where did this girl hide my mobile phone? There was no trace of a mobile phone in the clothes she took off, under the pillow, under the mat. Thing? Weird!

"Hahaha, looking for your phone? Come in! There was a hearty laugh behind me, and I looked back to see Fang Fangmu poking out half of her head from the bathroom, she looked at my disappointed look and smiled even more happily.

There was still water dripping down her face, and it was ticking down her tender face to the ground. This square piece of wood is not wooden at all! I actually thought that I would raid her house when I took a shower. I was so angry that she blew her beard and glared.

She was even more proud, and her small mouth blew the falling water droplets, teasing me: "There is a kind of come in and grab it!" ”

It's all kinds of men, unless it's a eunuch! Hehe, I have a seed, but it won't be planted in you! I think so, but I can't say that. After all, I am a scholar, not a gangster in society, although I am no different from a beggar now. Besides, Fang Mu will call me rude and call me a hooligan, so that my image in her heart will not be completely ruined? Also, her self-esteem will take a heavy hit because of my words, and she will be very sad.

Fang Fangmu saw me silently looking at her without snorting, thinking that I had become interested in her, so she winked at me, meaning "come here". I sneered and approached Fang Fangmu step by step. There is no cat in the world that does not eat fish. Fang Fangmu thought that her teasing effect on me had an effect, she looked at me motionlessly, her head did not retract, her face was red, and I could almost hear the sound of her heartbeat.

When I got close to her, I stretched out my index finger, tapped her nose, and said, "Hello, we'll see!" ”

With that, turn right and walk forward!

Fang Fangmu thought that good things would come to pass, but I was not tempted, I was very disappointed, and scolded fiercely: "No seed!" ”

After all, Fang Fangmu had never read any books, and his speech was inevitably vulgar.

"Tofu, you're disappointing me! I doubt you're a man! Am I ugly? I'm more or less a school flower. I don't read much, I don't have any culture, I'm very vulgar, I don't have an elegant temperament like Tian Jingjing, but she is a wife, do you still have illusions about her? ”

"How do you know Tian Jingjing?" I was surprised. In front of Fang Fangmu, I only mentioned Tian Jingjing's name to her, and I didn't tell her about Jingjing's appearance or anything like that.

"The night you ate at the seafood market, you drank at the mention of her, spitting out the truth, and portraying your first love as fairy. Is she really as beautiful as you say? ”

"Her beauty is unparalleled. Her smile is mesmerizing and maddening! "I'm proud to have had such a wonderful lover.

said it was lovers, but in fact, we had never been in love, but I was in unrequited love for her.

"Hey, there is a shih in the eyes of a lover! First love is always beautiful, and beauty and ugliness are always reversed. Fang Fangmu looked like a vicissitudes of life and said. It's as if she had an unforgettable love.

"The quiet beauty is not something I praise, but a public judge. The fish swimming in the water, once they see her, will be ashamed and sink to the bottom; When the geese in the sky see her, they will fall in surprise. When the beautiful flowers see her, they will be ashamed to put away the beautiful petals; When the bright moon saw her, she would hide in shame in the clouds. This is called sinking fish and geese, closing flowers and shyness, you know? ”

"But no matter how beautiful she is, she is already someone else's wife! You'd better be brave and face the reality! It's immoral to break up someone else's family! And you're not bad either, why hang yourself from a tree? Why bother picking up the remnants of flowers and willows? ”

"Shut up! Quietly in my heart, it will always be a flower that will never wither! Fang Fangmu's words angered me, and I turned my head and glared at her angrily, looking like I was going to eat her alive.

Fang Fangmu looked at my hideous face, frightened, immediately retracted his head, and closed the door with a bang! I also heard the sound of the door being locked, which was the first time Fang Fangmu had locked it when she was taking a shower.

I still didn't understand my hatred, I took a few steps forward, slapped the door, and warned Fang Fangmu viciously: "I warn you, Tian Jingjing is the eternal goddess in my heart, sacred and inviolable!" In the future, you will slander Jingjing, you look good! ”

"Tofu is not a person, tofu bully people!" Fang Fangmu was very aggrieved and shouted: "Even if I am wrong, you don't need to be so fierce!" Look at your posture, if I hadn't closed the door quickly, I would have been eaten by you! ”

Fang Fangmu didn't realize how strict her mistake was, and in turn said that I bullied her. She can insult me, laugh at me, beat me and scold me, but she must not insult my quietness.

Read the first book of the novel