"No, Tofu, I only have you in my eyes!" Mei Phoenix's body came over again, staring at me with hot eyes: "In the past twenty-six years, no man has been able to enter my eyes. Your presence has made my eyes light up. ”

No way? Do I really have that much magic? What an exaggeration! I am self-aware, and I know how many pounds and taels I have. Besides, I don't have a sister-brother complex. Whether it is appearance or mentality, women age faster than men. If I'm with her, and when I'm at a certain age, I'm still full of energy, but she's not interested, wouldn't I be miserable? I think so, but the true thoughts in my heart are absolutely not to sue her.

"Beautiful phoenix, in front of your junior brothers and sisters, pay attention to your image."

I pointed to two classmates not far from us, who were looking this way, whispering. According to Mei Fenghuang, from kindergarten to university, she was in the teacher's college.

"Cut, they're much more open than we are."

Mei Fenghuang looked in the direction of my finger, very disdainful. That being said, she relented and just held my hand.

Two minutes away, we walked for twenty minutes. There is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed, and I think the beautiful phoenix should be satisfied. However, when I got into the taxi, she actually tried to get in. She said she was going to give me a ride back and then take a taxi herself. She's really crazy!

"Mei Phoenix, you drank two glasses of wine tonight, how can I rest assured that you will come back alone? It's a long time coming, okay? A poet once said: If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight? I said as I pushed her out.

"Pooh!"

"With your words, I'm much more relieved, okay."

Taking advantage of my inattention, the beautiful phoenix attacked me and kissed me the cheek.

It was 12 o'clock when I got home, so it was late. After I handed the key to Jingjing, I didn't have another configuration, so I had to knock on the door. After a long knock, the door slowly opened. I hope that the door of my heart that is quietly locked will be open for me like this door, and I smiled and began to think about it. Jingjing's hair was a little messy, and her face was full of tiredness. I felt a little guilty, a little distressed, I shouldn't have messed with her dreams.

However, heartache is heartache, I still can't control my upside-down duck mouth, and said, "Did the big beauty already hold me in a dream just now?" Now that the lover of your dreams is standing in front of you, you don't need to look for him in your dreams. ”

Quietly and silently, let me in, close the door, and slowly approach me with a smile. Her nightdress is as thin as light gauze, and the corners of her skirt are swinging one by one, which is very charming. Wow, thiah! Big beauties are really going to hug handsome guys! My heart was pounding, and it was about to pop out. The great moment of history is coming, Jingjing's face is already very close, and her little mouth is about to kiss it.

Wow, cool! A long-cherished wish is about to come true. Wildflowers and house flowers have been delivered to me one after another, long live the great God, long live!

A man of God once said that the most proud time in life is the most dangerous time. I suddenly found that Tian Jingjing's eyes were fierce, and it turned out that she was hiding a knife in her smile! I have to be wary: she stares at my face, and the place she wants to hit should be my face. Big beauty, scolding people don't scold people's shortcomings, and hitting people doesn't slap people's face. Oh, comeon, baby! I'm going to take a chance to eat a round of tofu! However, I was wrong, and she turned out to be loud and violent.

"Ahh

I screamed and danced the "one-legged dance" with my trampled foot. Jing Jing panicked and asked me if it hurts. I snickered, this kick seemed ferocious, but in fact the kick was weak, and by the time it reached my foot, it was already soft. My exaggerated expression was made for her. I was "very sad" and had fun, and when the time came, I was "accidental" and planted myself in her arms.

"Stinky tofu, get out of here!" Quietly roared, pushing me away with both hands.

No, the opportunity must not be lost, the time will not come again, and I will die to rub more oil and water. Eating the tofu of a big beautiful woman can't be so cheap for her. I was dead and reluctant to leave the warm embrace of the beauty, and the more she pushed, the tighter I clung to it, and she was afraid that I would fall and didn't dare to let go.

I'm pressing forward step by step, and the beauty festival is losing and retreating. Wow, it smells, it's the fragrance that emanates from Jing Jing's body, I take a deep breath, and then gulp it down. The big beauty also took a deep breath. Wow, she's intoxicated with me too, haha. We breathe the same breath and share the same fate! Our breath invaded each other's bodies and hooked each other's souls.

"What is this?" The quiet jade finger lightly touched my face, and I looked closer to my eyes.

I also got closer, ouch, no, this is the lipstick of the beautiful phoenix! Jing Jing's deep breath just now was to sniff the lip prints on my face. I was about to escape, and it was too late.

"Poof!" With a thud, I fell to the floor on all fours. Jing Jing actually left me alone.

"Hmph, hum, stinky tofu, you are so Yanfu! The beauty not only left a fragrance, but also left a seal! After saying it quietly, he was still angry, and gave me another kick.

This kick is menacing, and she really plays it.

"No, Jingjing, you listen to my explanation!" I endured the pain and cried out.

"Hmph, you won't sue me, you've been insulted by a beautiful woman, right?!" Jing Jing sneered and asked.

"Eh, how do you know? Those who know me, quietly. Hey, it's all because I'm so handsome, so that the beauty can't help it. I said proudly.

I know that it's useless to cover it up, so it's better to just go out and stimulate her, so that she knows that there are beautiful women who have a crush on me.

I want her to know that her rival is fanatical about me and will take the initiative to give me a hug, even if it is at the risk of indecent assault. Once Jingjing was stimulated, she would take the initiative to speed up her pace and move closer to me, clearly accepting my pursuit.

"Huh, indecent?! If the flies don't bite the eggs, they must smell the same! "Jing Jing doesn't believe that I was insulted by a beautiful woman.

"Wronged! God, it's snowing in July....... ”

I avenged my grievances, but my confidence was obviously insufficient, and I soon deflated: when Mei Phoenix held my hand, although I objected, I did not strongly resist. The moment Mei Phoenix hugged me, I didn't scold her, saying that she was a hooligan. As a result, I was finally attacked by the beautiful phoenix, leaving "incriminating evidence" on my face.

"Shout, be louder, why don't you shout?! Snow in July! Quietly approached me and said, "I warn you, if you don't come back at 10 o'clock in the evening, you will look good!" Are you still out there?! ”

"It's okay if I don't mess with flowers, but this flower at home must not be like now, you can only watch it from a distance and not enjoy it closely." I stood up and straightened my back.

I wanted to lure Jing Jing into the bait and let me get close to her.

If a girl cares a lot about you being in contact with other girls, it means that the girl has taken a liking to you. Hehe, Jingjing, you trace the origin of my lip print to prove that you like me. You want to show that I belong only to you and don't allow other girls to peep, but you love me in your heart and can't open your mouth. Quietly, if you like me, just say it, haha.

"You kid want to be beautiful?! Not negotiable! The three chapters of the covenant made in the villa must be unconditionally observed! "Quietly and categorically, there is no room for negotiation. She's too smart.

"I strongly protest! Time has passed, how can you still stick to the rules, dizzy! This is not a villa! ”

Being controlled by a girl who you love deeply, it's like being surrounded by her love, full of happiness. I have a hard mouth, but I am actually willing.

"Protest is invalid, as long as I am with you, no matter when and where, these three chapters are sacrosanct." Jing Jing was uncompromising, but she didn't realize that her words had given me some kind of hint. Hehe, if you say too much, you will lose, and there will be a mistake in a hundred secrets. Tian Jingjing, no matter how deeply you hide your feelings for me, they will be excavated by me.

"Wow, you're so vicious! You put me under house arrest, cut me off from the world, and want me to be a single person for the rest of my life, and cut off my children and grandchildren?! ”

I deliberately misinterpreted her meaning, forced her to show up, to see what she meant to me, and forced her to say what I wanted to hear the most.

"You want to cut off your children and grandchildren? I won't agree, I'll ......" said quietly, falling into my trap, and by the time she tried to take it, the words had already come out.

How can you take back the water that was spilled out of your words?! Hahaha, someone said that she leaked her mouth, and the true feelings of the big beauty were revealed!

"A gentleman is a man of his word, and it is difficult to chase the horse! Big beauty, we have constant children, endless grandchildren, and prosperous people. Hahaha! I looked up to the sky and laughed.

"Laughing at what? In the middle of the night, be careful that someone calls 110! Take a shower and go! Quietly reprimanded me as she walked to the bedroom.

Okay, wash it in vain, come out and then haha.

This novel is from the Book King