Chapter 363: The God of the Great Event, and the Great Event
"When the body is used at the beginning of the sun, how about 10 billion Stygian coins?" Grandpa argues with reason to bargain with the ghost, after all, it is a matter of Cao Jun's life and death, and this matter must not be sloppy.
"Ten billion? Haha, old man, are you asking for food? Haha, to put it mildly, 10 billion is just enough to buy a door in my villa. ”
"Why don't you grab a door of 10 billion!" Because grandpa said that it was a dark coin, and the ghost cha also knew that it was a dark coin, and Cao Jun also knew that it was a dark coin, but Chen Bin and his team leader plus his sister didn't know that 10 billion yuan was only about 200 yuan, so it caused Cao Jun After she finished speaking, why didn't she rob it, Chen Bin and his team leader directly pressed Cao Jun's body to the ground, "You are convicted of extortion, please come with us." And Nurse Chen hugged Cao Jun's body and cried non-stop, like a resentful woman.
"It's true, the three of them haven't solved the ...... this and sang again," Grandpa was originally very angry, but then thought about it, "Lord Onicha, although I don't know how much your appearance fee is, but if you want to use my apprentice's body, you will have to pay the corresponding price, and this is the price in the world, which is called blackmail." ”
"Even if you are ruthless, that body will be used until dawn, but you can't lose a hundred trillion dollars!"
"You haven't done anything yet, there are more than 100 trillion of that, then I will directly ask for black and white impermanence, they are afraid that they will use this 100 trillion to be cleaner than you, and they will not consider asking for my apprentice's body."
"Count you ruthless! Fifty trillion can't go down any more. ”
"Then you will be taken away, maybe it is more reasonable to go to prison and have a man than for you to go against common sense and be with a woman."
"Good! Five tens of billion! "The ghost has compromised, after all, now she is more powerful than the sky. Chen Bin is just a capture, she can't give up her body to escape.
"Deal, 50 billion, you clean up the dead things in this village, and my apprentice and I will be responsible for sending these two people back to their bodies."
"Wait, it's okay to clean it up. But this woman is going to stay. ”
"No way, unless you give up your body now, I will never risk it." Grandpa's consideration is not unreasonable, after all, this village is too yin, and if the living soul stays here for a while, it may become a dead soul.
"Give up the body? Hmph, don't you get an inch too much, you invited me here and treat me like this? ”
"Hurry up and make your own choice, or you will go back without a penny."
"Baby, we have no chance in this life, I must give you a future of love in the next life." The female ghost may have been deliberately angry, and her grandfather actually picked up Nurse Chen's face in front of everyone and kissed it with Cao Jun's body, and at this time, the jade pendant hanging on Cao Jun's neck just leaked a little corner from the collar of his clothes. Just when Cao Jun's body was about to kiss Nurse Chen, a green light flashed, probably Feng Zhi was angry, but after the green light, Cao Jun himself miraculously returned to his body, and the ghost cha sat at Cao Jun's feet and gasped for breath.
"Yikes. It turns out that your ability is mediocre, 50 billion is really an overestimate of you, and 1 billion will send you no thanks! Master, let's go. Cao Junleng, who returned to his body, seemed to have not recovered from the sudden flash of green light for a while, and then shook off Nurse Chen in his arms, squatted down and began to bury the ghost, and then took out a bundle of paper money from the toolkit and threw it directly on the female ghost's face, and he didn't even burn it, because of this, he once again proved that the female ghost had a real body. Then Cao Jun came to his grandfather's side and swaggered about to leave.
"I don't want money, but you have to tell me what's the name of the woman you have around your neck? She's so handsome that you don't want to. In an instant, it hit my heart! It's so domineering. ”
"Let's get rid of the ghosts first! I want not one left! "Cao Jun is like feng shui taking turns, he is no longer the same person he was just now.
"Okay, I'll go right away!" The female ghost was very obedient and immediately disappeared into the night.
Then the grandfather looked at Cao Jun with disdain: "It's very drag to be in the limelight by relying on your wife, isn't it?" It's fun, isn't it? That's why she fell in love with Feng Zhi, if she didn't like it, you just threw the paper money, as long as the female ghost ran away, we will go to the Hades Palace for tea tonight. ”
"Master, how can it be so serious, I think she is quite well-behaved."
"Well, she told you, and since the three of you have nothing to do with you, let's go, go back early and rest assured." Grandpa said with a wave of his hand and wrapped his sleeve around Nurse Chen, the team leader.
On the way back, Chen Bin didn't speak, as if he had something on his mind, and followed behind his grandfather, grandpa was also happy to be pure, you don't say, I don't guess who relied on whom in the end, but I couldn't help but whispered to grandpa: "Grandpa said that everything is about to be done for a long time, why did you let us take pills just now?" ”
"Why? If the female ghost doesn't show up, we'll be mixed in the ghost pile, in case you expose it, it's all over. ”
"Master, I see the body of the candle."
"Then what are you waiting to pick up?" Grandpa had just explained it to me, and I didn't wait to ask what the jar was for. I was interrupted by Cao Jun, and after a while, Cao Jun picked up my body from the side of the road.
After my grandfather put a few stitches in my back, I was back in my body. There is still a pill in my mouth, I chewed it without holding back for a while, it is really delicious, there must be sugar and mint in it, it is cool and a little sweet, and then I was comfortably carried by Cao Jun and fell asleep on Cao Jun's back.
"This kid is so noisy that he can still fall asleep." It wasn't until I heard this sentence that a clever person climbed down from Cao Jun's back, and the open space outside the ambulance door just now had been lit at this time, except for a few police officers standing guard on the side, the rest were around the fire to keep warm, and then the grandfather suddenly realized that he was happy to praise Cao Jun for bargaining.
It's not just Cao Jun, but even I don't seem to be able to figure out the east, west, north and south in the clouds, why did grandpa suddenly change his face, and then grandpa explained to us while helping Nurse Chen and the team leader return to their souls.
It turned out that after Cao Jun's rune paper fell, because there was a wax layer on the rune paper, if you were a little careless, it would spontaneously combust because of the phosphorus powder in the rune, probably because the rune paper was trampled and defiled and lost its original nobility, so she invited a third-rate ghost who was disguised as a second-class ghost, which is not difficult to explain why she said at the beginning that she was only two levels lower than black and white impermanence, that is, the bottom in the end, at most, it was more powerful than the body, and because the burning of the flame attracted the police, the cold weather police officers spontaneously continued to light the fire to keep warm, and the fire source was the rune paper fire just now, Because this fire is connected to the body of the female ghost, so the more prosperous the fire, the more likely it will be that the female ghost has a real body, in fact, this kind of scam is carefully thought about and knows, if there is a real ghost who really wants to mix up with the famous, he would have become a big man like a black and white cow and horse, or else he will be indifferent to fame and fortune and work with peace of mind, the more this kind of sky-high asking price, the more problematic the character is, the less likely it is to have a real body, although this is what grandpa himself summed up later, but we were really taken aback at that time.
"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)