Chapter 268: Love Story (2)
As soon as Xu Dong and the fat man came to the stage, the people below immediately burst into laughter.
Xu Dong was dressed in formal clothes at this time, but the fat man was disguised as a "future mother-in-law" who chased Xu Dong, so that people knew that what Jiang was going to perform now should be a small show.
As soon as Xu Dong came to the stage, he ran to Lan Lan's side in a panic and circled Lan Lan twice, and then he arched at Lan Lan and blocked Lan Lan in front of the fat man.
Lan Lan asked curiously, "Excuse me, what are you two ......?"
Xu Dong leaned closer to the microphone and replied, "Eldest sister, that's it...... It's just me with her and her, but the old man didn't agree, and even threw out the things I sent......"
As he spoke, Xu Dong touched it casually, and two large paper bags immediately appeared in his hand, heavy, it seemed that they were gifts for the "future mother-in-law".
For Xu Dong, starting to perform directly as soon as he came on stage was to omit a return festival that let Lan Lan report the curtain, but under the mistake of hitting and bumping, it coincidentally had a way to deal with the audience's low feelings, like this, as soon as he came on stage, he directly brought the people under the stage into the "play", and let the audience enter the play, which was also a surprise move.
Lan Lan pretended to be "wow": "So much, what are you sending?" ”
Xu Dong made a bitter face, put down one of the bags in his hand, then opened one of the bags, reached out and pulled it into the bag, but what he didn't expect to take out was a basket of briquettes.
The people in the audience laughed out loud, these years, to the mother-in-law's house, to send rice, tea, cigarettes, wine, fish and meat, but no one sends briquettes, people will not lack this!
Besides, "coal" and "mold" have the same sound, and before my wife arrived, I sent briquettes to my mother-in-law's house, which was not "mold balls".
Therefore, the mother-in-law played by the fat man is also stomping her feet on the side and waving the violin bowstring in her hand.
Putting aside Xu Dong's magic skills, just this "misplaced" gift can make people laugh.
Lan Lan held back a smile and asked, "You just sent this?" ”
Xu Dong said "uh", and hurriedly pulled out the bag again, this time, what he took out was actually a down jacket, but this down jacket was obviously too small for a fat man to wear.
Lan Lan took the down jacket, gestured at herself, and shouted, "Oh my God, this is for aunts and grandchildren, right?" ”
The fat man shook his hand on the side and pointed to his nose again, apparently saying that this down jacket was given to him!
Lan Lan smiled and said to Xu Dong: "On a hot day, you send a down jacket to your aunt, and your aunt is wearing it and it doesn't fit, then it's no wonder that your aunt is angry, you should send something that your aunt likes." ”
Xu Dong was in a hurry, and hurriedly took it out of the bag again, and this time, what Xu Dong took out was a big electronic clock.
"Hey Mom, you say, this will send me a bell, send it to the end, he won't curse me to die early......" The fat man pretended to be annoyed and shouted, and he was still holding a bowstring, and he was going to chase Xu Dong again.
The people in the audience have already begun to laugh, Xu Dong's magic trick, from the small bag, has taken out three things, each of which has exceeded the volume of the paper bag many times, after watching the little magic performed by Fang Jiawei, and then watching Xu Dong's performance, all the people immediately have a refreshing feeling.
As a result, it is easier for the people in the audience to concentrate.
Lan Lan hurriedly stopped the fat man and said, "Auntie, does he really like him?" ”
The fat man crossed his waist and stomped his feet hatefully, and when he looked like that, he was "sincere".
Lan Lan turned her head to look at Xu Dong, and said, "Brother, is what Auntie said right?" ”
Xu Dong nodded and said, "We used to be classmates, and I have had a crush on her for a long time, and I have also passed a small note......
As he spoke, Xu Dong spread his palms and conjured up a note in his hand.
Lan Lan took the note and read the words on it aloud: "I love you, Motievsky...... This gentleman, your name is Motieevsky? ”
Xu Dong lowered his head and said, "Ah...... That's what my classmates asked me to pass on......."
As he spoke, Xu Dong reached out again and handed a thick notebook to Lan Lan, who took the note with a smile and opened it to see that the note was all blank.
Lan Lan said suspiciously, "There's nothing in here?" ”
Xu Dong said: "No, my heart is as white as the paper in this diary, and my feelings for her are as gorgeous as flowers......
As he spoke, Xu Dong took back the diary from Lan Lan's hand and immediately turned the diary into a bouquet of colorful flowers.
Xu Dong's performance of this flower is different from Fang Jiawei's performance, Fang Jiawei's flowers, no matter how beautiful they are, are made of silk scarves, and the flowers that Xu Dong conjure are completely real, and there are still some fine water droplets on the petals.
"Wow, what a beautiful bouquet of flowers......" Lan Lan exclaimed.
But Xu Dong took the flowers and threw them into the air, and a bouquet of flowers suddenly turned into pieces of colorful butterflies and danced on the stage.
The people under the "Wow ......" stage, especially the girls, had seen such a fantastic magic show before, and they were all overwhelmed.
Even one of the phoenix butterflies flew in the air for a while, and coincidentally gently landed on the shoulder of the girl who had been scolded by Fang Jiawei before, and the girl screamed, so happy that she almost fainted.
There's no way, there are too few little girls nowadays who don't admire stars! And Xu Dong's performance is really good, almost surpassing any magic master that this girl knows.
According to Xu Dong's plan, the show has already ended when the performance is here, after all, in a hurry, there is really no way to arrange more details.
Unfortunately, when Xu Dong was about to pack up his props and step down from the stage, Mu Siyi came to the stage, and as soon as he came on stage, he walked straight to Xu Dong.
Xu Dong ...... Do you really like me? In front of everyone's eyes, Mu Siyi's face was flushed, but she still asked shyly.
Xu Dong was so angry that he wanted to scold his mother, but on his face, he had to pretend to be a smile, and it was a very happy smile.
The fat man, Lan Lan, and the second aunt and others were all caught off guard, what should they do next?
In a panic, the fat man rested the violin on his shoulder, and when he saw this posture, the second aunt immediately remembered Xu Dong's request to quickly ask the sound engineer to play a piece of music to match the fat man's lip-synching.
Who knows, although the sound engineer received the notice, but he didn't hear what track to play, for a while, and didn't dare to delay too much, so as not to let the fat man goof, see the fat man put on a good posture, the sound was immediately turned on, however, the music released was a "butterfly".
This "Butterfly", although it is a famous song, but its artistic conception is a little sad and desolate, which is obviously contrary to the atmosphere that has just become warm.
Listening to this song, Xu Dong was asked by Mu Siyi again, and the trace of thought in his heart that had long been extinguished was almost revived, and for a while, Xu Dong was in a daze.
Unexpectedly, without waiting for Xu Dong to speak, Mu Siyi stepped forward and said, "Don't lie to me, the person you really like is me, right?" ”
As soon as Mu Siyi said this, many people in the audience smiled ambiguously.
Xu Dong panicked, turned his eyes to Lan Lan, and wanted Lan Lan to help him come forward to relieve the siege, but Lan Lan was still on stage with Mu Siyi at this time, and it was Xu Donglai's move to "surprise", so Lan Lan not only did not go to relieve Xu Dong, but looked at Xu Dong with a smile on the side.
Xu Dong looked at Mu Siyi dumbfounded, his heart turned hundreds of times, and finally, he sighed, and then covered by the music, and whispered: "Don't mess around, I have no words......"
Saying that, Xu Dong was about to turn around and step down, but Mu Siyi didn't give up, blushed, plucked up her courage, and said loudly: "Xu Dong, you were acting just now, and now, I ask you seriously, do you like me very much?" ”
Everyone in the audience was still immersed in the plot, and when they saw Mu Siyi asking, they laughed out loud, and it was the first time for everyone to see a performance like this, especially those men, who were all secretly wondering about the story behind the plot.
Xu Dong saw that Lan Lan didn't come over to help solve the siege, the fat man couldn't get out of his body, and the people in the audience were in an uproar, waiting for the plot to develop, at the moment, Xu Dong said almost without hesitation: "Little sister, you don't need to test me, my love for her is unswerving!" No matter what method you use, you can't transfer my love for her......"
As he spoke, Xu Dong hurriedly gave the fat man a look, signaling to the fat man that he was in a predicament now that he wanted the fat man to come over and help.
The fat man was stunned at first, then understood, waved the bowstring at the moment, pretended to chase Xu Dong again, ran to Lan Lan, and whispered: "Something is wrong, hurry up and find a way to withdraw!" ”
Lan Lan was stunned, although she didn't understand what the problem was, she hurriedly walked to Mu Siyi's side at the moment, smiled, and said: "It can be seen that this gentleman's love is innocent and can withstand the test, little sister, you should also rest assured......"
The fat man chased Xu Dong and turned around twice on the stage, Xu Dong threw out some flowers and butterflies again, and in the laughter of the crowd in the audience, he hastily ended the performance, and got off the stage like a fart.
Seeing Xu Dong and the fat man alone on the stage, Mu Siyi's eyes turned red, and she hurriedly turned her head and chased Xu Dong and the fat man off the stage.
The people under the stage suddenly stood up in the group of dancing butterflies and gave warm applause to Xu Dong's performance.
In fact, Xu Dong's acting skills may not be very good, but the content of this little magic trick has deeply touched the thread in the depths of many people's hearts, precisely because Xu Dong's acting skills are not outstanding, it is almost a pure "original" performance, which makes people feel very vivid.
went down to the backstage and hid in the changing room, Xu Dong let out a long breath, but as soon as this breath came out, Xu Dong suddenly scolded: "Wang Ba Lamb ......"