Dizzy, why did I get married and fall in love with dimples? If I were a single person for the rest of my life, would she not be able to become a nun?! I can't afford to delay her youth.

After leaving Jingjing, I made a phone call to Little Dimple.

Little Dimple heard my voice and seemed extremely excited: "I miss you, Brother Tofu, why haven't you called me for a few days?" I can't call you, let alone go to you, I'm going to suffocate me. ”

"Little dimple, I'd like to ask you a little favor, can you?"

"Ouch, Brother Tofu, I'm with you, who's with whom, why are you so polite? Don't talk about small things, even if it's a big thing, I'll support you for it, hehe. ”

"I want you to help me make an appointment with Song Jie, the place is my house, and the time is tonight."

"Huh? Song Jie? Ouch, although she is very beautiful, she is so eccentric that she doesn't eat fireworks in the world. I haven't spoken to her. Usually when we meet, we just nod our heads, which is considered a greeting. I'm embarrassed, Brother Tofu...... I'll give it a try, though. ”

Despite the difficulties, Dimple agreed. At noon, news came from Little Dimple that Song Jie was willing to accept the invitation. I immediately informed Jing Jing and Fang Fangmu that after work, they must go home immediately. I want to entertain Song Jie as a guest of honor.

At 5 o'clock in the afternoon, I went to the largest vegetable market in Nanning, Dancun Vegetable Market, purchased a lot of ingredients, and spent an hour before returning home. At this time, Fang Fangmu and Jingjing also returned. They were surprised to see me in large and small bags.

"Husband, are your parents here tonight? So grand! Fang Fangmu took the things in my hand, his eyes widened, and asked.

Mom and Dad? I haven't recognized you as a daughter-in-law, but you called your parents first? There is no shame either. Hehe, Enchantress!

"It's not Tofu's parents, it's Tofu's dream lover!" Quietly "corrected" the way.

Okay, you Tian Jingjing, what kind of heart are you pressing?! Jealous that I value Song Jie and eat her jealousy?! You've always been very confident, but now, where is your self-confidence?

"Stinky Tofu, didn't you notice that I was staring at you all the time? Ignore my save?! Fang Fangmu suddenly became angry.

When I took my eyes off Jing Jing's body, I was startled to find that Fang Fangmu was eyeing me. Enchantress, why are you staring at me like that?

"Why are you glaring at me with such hatred for no reason? Do I have eight lifetimes of hatred with you?! "For no reason, what's wrong with me?

"It doesn't take eight lifetimes, this life is enough! Stinky tofu, I don't want to make wedding clothes for others! Meals, you make them yourself! The old lady doesn't have this idle effort! Fang Fangmu angrily threw the dish in his hand to the ground and walked into his room, "Bang——! With a bang, close the door.

It's the first time that a demon girl has such a big temper with me, and she's so angry. Dream girl? Hmph, it's all Tian Jingjing's fault! I looked at Jing Jing coldly.

"Hehe, it has nothing to do with Miss Ben!" Jing Jing smiled, shrugged, and walked into the kitchen.

Quietly pushed the responsibility away, and while being happy, he didn't help me put out the fire.

I picked up all the dishes that had been scattered all over the floor, put them back in the bag, and carried them into the kitchen.

"There are so many dishes, I can't do it alone, Tofu, you help me." Quietly looking at the bags of ingredients, she frowned, and asked me, who had never been in the kitchen, to do her work.

It's actually a very emotional thing to be busy in the kitchen with a beautiful woman like Jingjing, but I can't do that right now. I'm going to have to embarrass her.

"Get rid of it yourself, and start eating on time at seven o'clock. You did it yourself, who told you to poke the hornet's nest?! I smiled and winked at Jing Jing and walked away in style.

"Hey! Stinky tofu! Quietly shouted behind his back.

Actually, I can't be chic. My man walked out of the kitchen, but my heart was still there. Quietly alone, where can I rest assured? Seven o'clock? I'm afraid I won't be able to open the meal until ten o'clock. But I can't be cheap Tian Jingjing, I have to give her a little punishment!

I was sitting on the couch, pretending to be very laid-back, watching TV. Hehe, demon girl, open the door with sesame. The demon girl fire came and went quickly, and within a few minutes, she would feel bored and come out obediently. From time to time, I peeked at Fang Fangmu's closed door, wanting to see her jokes.

"Wow! Stinky tofu, Sister Chang'e's jade rabbit descends to earth tonight? More than a dozen bags, all vegetarian dishes! Jing Jing in the kitchen screamed, and seeing that I didn't react, he thought he couldn't find it, so he rushed to the kitchen door and asked, "Where do you put tofu and meat?" ”

"Isn't this pile of tofu sitting on the sofa?" I teased with a laugh. Actually, I knew what Jing Jing was asking, but I just deliberately pretended to be confused and teased her.

Without saying a word, she turned back to the kitchen, took out a kitchen knife, and walked over to me. What does she want to do? I frowned, confused.

Quietly walked up to me, sniffed my nose on my body, and seemed to say to myself: "It stinks a little, but this meat is not very tough, and when the pressure cooker is pressed, it is sweet and delicious!" ”

I looked at the kitchen knife in Jingjing's hand, she wouldn't think I was slaughtered like a pig, would she?

"What a hair, take off your clothes!" Quietly ordered.

Ouch, why don't I understand any amorous feelings?! It turns out that Jing Jing wants to take off his clothes and linger in the hall? Not okay? Later, the demon girl will come out and see, embarrassing or trivial, I'm afraid she will slaughter the two of us?

"Hehe, quietly, let's go into the room better, it seems to be a big court here, and it's hurtful." I was ecstatic, stood up, looked at Jing Jing's delicate face, and said.

Hehe, this quietness, what stimulated her? It was a whim, which caught me off guard, and happiness came too suddenly.

"Into the room? Don't use it, right? Fix it right here! Said with a quiet smile.

Wow, color! She can't wait! Jingjing's upper body was dressed very tightly, and the two "meat peaks" almost broke their clothes. The two slender legs, wrapped in leggings, look very sexy.

My eyes lit up, and my breathing intensified. I quickly stripped off my topless and went to take off my pants. Quietly looked at me intently and smiled.

Hahaha, she's brewing emotions! I've got to pick up the pace!

"Bang! Bang! Bang! ”

Someone's knocking on the door! Damn, if you don't come late, you won't come sooner. Isn't there a doorbell? How not to press? The people who come are either very reckless, or very reckless!

"Ignore him! Quietly. "I'm getting my nosebleed, hurry up.

Jing Jing didn't move, still looking at me and smiling. My beauty, smile so sweetly.

"Someone is coming, what are you two doing with your ears? Ornament?! Fang Fangmu's voice and person appeared at the door of her room almost at the same time.

"Ah——?! Husband! You?! Fang Fangmu screamed when he saw that I was naked, and I was only wearing a pair of pants on my lower body.

Damn witch, ruin my good deeds! Why don't you stay here?! Fang Fangmu appeared at an inopportune time.

Quietly laughed, laughed so happily, and said, "I have never seen such a stupid person! ”

Laugh quietly at my slow movements? Or is it not interesting to laugh? Fang Fangmu and I both looked quiet, with inexplicable expressions.

Oh，myGod！ Jing Jing was going to slaughter me as an animal! And I was stupid enough to strip myself naked so that she wouldn't have to go to such trouble when she slaughtered me, and give her a good time.

I suddenly realized, but my mind turned quickly, and I explained to Fang Fangmu: "I feel uncomfortable all over my body, I want to take a shower, the weather is cold, warm up before washing, hehe." ”

In order to hide your embarrassment, you have to act realistically. I took off my clothes and walked into the bathroom.

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