Valentine's Day Small Fanwai (Rui Wang & Lou Zheng)

Rui Wang is a twenty-eight-year-old virgin.

What the? You ask me, isn't King Rui married, why is he still an old virgin?

Ahem, that's for a reason.

I remember that on the day of King Rui's wedding in the Dawu Dynasty, the city was full of colors, ten miles of red makeup, and the people of the entire capital came out to see the excitement.

King Rui rode a majestic white horse to welcome the delicate little princess into the palace of King Rui, a big man who was cold on weekdays did not hide the joy in his eyes that day, but his happiness immediately stimulated many single dogs around him, the wine was poured one cup after another, and even the emperor came to join in the fun.

Later, all right!

I went back to the new house and just unveiled the hijab of the little princess! The others laughed and got drunk.

can make the little princess half angry, and kick King Rui out of the door on the spot.

The housekeeper and grandmother in the house couldn't look at it, but they only dared to carry people to the couch outside.

In the end, the wedding night was missed by King Rui so much...... Hehe!

On the second day, King Rui got up and repented! I can't wait to slap myself twice, and at the same time, I also think about the bad friends who poured wine, and when I went to the palace to thank the queen mother, I had a cold face, as if everyone owed him millions of silver.

Holding the delicate white greasy little hands around him tightly, it was easy to excuse the queen mother's stay, and rushed back to the palace with the princess in a panic to make up for last night's regrets.

As soon as the car of the palace came out of the noon gate, he was stopped by the little guy in the palace of the king of medicine, saying that the old king of medicine was not in good health, and he was in bed at this time, so he asked Princess Rui to hurry up and take a look.

The king of medicine is old, and he often suffers from minor illnesses and pains on weekdays. The so-called doctor does not heal himself, where can Lou Zheng delay, and ordered the carriage to go to the medicine king's mansion immediately.

After that, more than ten days passed on the day of return.

Every time King Rui went to pick up someone, he was driven back.

In fact, the people in Rui Wang's hands had already reported to him in private, and the medicine king's body was not in any major problem at all, but he was angry that he deliberately made things difficult, and he was drunk on his wedding night, and Lou Zheng was also angry, so he simply didn't come back.

Ten years have passed in a blink of an eye, and the queen mother wonders if the little couple has caused some conflict, and personally summoned King Rui to the palace to inquire about the situation. Rui Wang is embarrassed to say.

These days, friends come to visit. They were all dismissed by King Rui one by one, and he wanted to coax his daughter-in-law at home!

King Rui is lonely and old in every life, and he finally really fished for his wife, but he was more anxious than anyone else. Although the face is still cold every day. But his mouth was on fire, and there were two blisters.

this day. Winter moon twenty-four.

On the day of the New Year, every household should be in a hurry to do New Year's goods, but the Rui Wangfu is busy early in the morning and is different from others.

The corner gate of the backyard of the Ruiwang Mansion. A carriage was parked, and the servants brought pots of red flowers into the house.

The old housekeeper wiped the sweat from his forehead while watching, and the old eunuch beside King Rui came over to urge, "I said, Lao Feng, how are you preparing?" ”

Old Steward Feng greeted him, "Hey, Mr. Gao, why are you here, it's almost fast, it takes half an hour to get it all done by wandering around from outside the territory." ”

"Okay, I'll go back to the prince."

Manager Gao was just about to leave when he was stopped by Steward Feng, "Brother, what is the prince tossing about, the new year has passed, isn't this supposed to prepare the New Year's goods of each family, what to do with these wandering flowers, it is worthless, and it takes a lot of effort, it is better to transplant a few plums." ”

The dust in Manager Gao's hand knocked on Steward Feng's head the next moment, "What do you know, Lord Wang, this is to make the princess happy!" ”

Manager Gao left in a hurry, and Steward Feng still touched his head, (wandering flowers are roses) These flowers are not worth much, can the princess really be happy?

When Mr. Gao arrived at the palace kitchen, he saw more than a dozen imperial kitchens kneeling at the door of the big kitchen.

The imperial chefs were trembling one by one, and they were covered with cold sweat in winter, and His Royal Highness King Rui sat at the door of the kitchen with a black face.

Manager Gao's face was bitter, hey, what's the matter.

He beckoned to Mama Zhao not far away, and Mama Zhao walked over lightly.

"What's wrong with our lord, early in the morning, what's the fire in the kitchen."

Mama Zhao's face was also stiff, "The old body doesn't understand, early in the morning, the prince came to the big kitchen, and then told those imperial chefs to do what 'small particles', the imperial chefs have never heard of what this is, so they asked the prince a few words, but the prince himself couldn't say it well, and then none of the imperial chefs made it to the prince's satisfaction, and it became like this." ”

King Rui had a dark face, and in the end he had to do it himself, and the people around him didn't dare to stop him.

When he saw that the things he made were black in the pot, and there was a burning smell, Rui Wang's entire handsome face became the bottom of the pot.

The imperial chefs were about to apologize for their deaths, when Mr. Gao suddenly entered the kitchen.

"Lord, the princess is back, and she has arrived at the gate of the palace at this time."

King Rui threw away the spatula in his hand, his face was flustered for a moment, and he didn't forget to tell before leaving the kitchen, "If anyone tells me about this king's coming to the kitchen, he will come to see him." ”

The imperial chefs escaped and trembled.

Lou Zheng got off his horse, and as soon as he entered the palace, he was shocked by a sea of red flowers in front of him.

The entire palace was covered with red roses by Xiao Zhe.

The corners of her mouth curved, she tightened a small yellow paper bag in her hand, and went down to the backyard of the palace with the help of the maid.

Just past the arch leading to the backyard, after shining on the wall, I saw thousands of roses arranged in love, saying that the surprise was fake, and this guy even remembered this festival.

Before entering the main room in the backyard, King Rui greeted him.

Walking to Lou Zheng's side, King Rui naturally hugged his princess, and when he caught a glimpse of the joy in Lou Zheng's eyes, King Rui's cold face also softened.

"How, does Ah Zheng like it?"

Lou Zheng bent his eyes and nodded, "So you still remember." ”

King Rui looked at his delicate wife and wanted to immediately carry him into the room.

"Ah Zheng, happy plot people!"

The two came to the room and sat on the couch outside, and the head of the house smiled and glanced at the maids and grandmothers who were waiting around him, and soon, all the people in the room withdrew.

"Why do you smell of oily smoke on you?" Lou Zheng asked with a frown.

This guy has been well-fed since he was a child, and he has never been in the kitchen in his life.

Rui Wang's face stiffened, but he didn't dare to tell Lou Zheng what he didn't make chocolate, isn't that too embarrassing?

King Rui put his long arms around his wife, "Ah Zheng, do you miss me?" ”

Lou Zheng frowned and looked at him, "You can't do anything wrong, right?" ”

Rui Wang's face suddenly darkened, and as soon as he lowered his head, he directly blocked Lou Zheng's ruddy lips.

After Lou Zheng breathed down, he struggled and said, "Do you still want chocolate, if you do it again, you don't want to eat anything!" ”

Lou Zheng pushed him away hard, slapped the grease bag in his hand on his slender big hand, and snorted angrily.

Who knows, King Rui was possessed by the beast at this time, put the chocolate in his hand aside, grabbed Lou Zheng again, and pressed his body as soon as he lowered it.

Spit out hot air and said in a low voice: "This king doesn't want to eat chocolate, this king wants to eat a zheng!" ”

Yun roses to make chocolate is not to trick the little girl to go home, at this time everyone has been caught, what chocolate to eat.

(Because the text has not yet been written about the marriage of the Dawu Dynasty, this is not necessarily the development of events, and the sisters will have a good time when they read it!) Finally, I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day! Although this is a little late, sorry! I don't know if there are any girls who haven't slept at this time. (To be continued.) )