Chapter 312: Nirvana Ascension and Skull Nail

After the Mid-Autumn Festival, at the time of the autumn equinox, Cao Jun and I were picking dew in the yard that morning, and the teacups enshrined in the hall should be changed again.

Originally, I promised my grandfather to only pick the dew from the peach leaves in the yard, but Cao Jun sneaked out of the yard while picking it, and didn't forget to take me with him by the way.

"What are we doing here?"

"There is so little dew in the yard, you dried it before you finished picking, anyway, your grandfather didn't know where the dew was, so ......"

"So you want to lie to grandpa?!"

"Hehe, don't be so straightforward, let's go, let's go and see if any dew outside the yard can fool your grandfather." Cao Jun said and took me to the woods in front of the door, sure enough, there was a lot of dew, and we filled a bottle after a while, Cao Jun thought about it and poured out half a bottle, although I don't know why, but it seems to be to fool grandpa.

"Alright, it's done, let's withdraw!" Because Cao Jun's eyes can see, as long as he doesn't go to the depths of the woods, this forest is not very scary for Cao Jun.

"Oh." I reluctantly followed behind Cao Jun, although I didn't know if the dew in the woods could be used as the water for worship, but since I picked it, as long as I didn't say it, my grandfather wouldn't know, but as soon as we got out of the woods, we were knocked down by a young woman.

She bumped into me first, and I didn't even have time to turn back before I pounced directly on Cao Jun, and the bottle in Cao Jun's hand came into close contact with the ground along with Cao Jun's fall.

"Candles! You can't walk......"

"I didn't mean to. It's this woman! "Because of her crisp short hair, my neck was so ticklish that I almost thought she was a boy, and if it weren't for the pink cat head on the overalls she was wearing, I would have gone too soon.

Cao ...... Uncle. What's wrong? Why don't you look at her and don't speak? ”

"As the saying goes, more is better than less, let's withdraw if it's okay." Cao Jun said as he picked up the empty bottle on the ground, grabbed my back collar and hurried to leave.

"Withdraw? She knocked us down, why should we ...... There was a ...... on her back, "No wonder Cao Jun is leaving, don't say that Cao Jun doesn't dare to mess with the things on this woman's back, even grandpa probably doesn't dare to touch them, it's a ball of mold, and it has absorbed a lot of dirty things, how did this woman get into trouble with this thing?" But Cao Jun didn't let me say it, covering my mouth and leaving.

The predecessor of the so-called mildew is nothing more than bad luck. Remote dark corners can be seen everywhere, and people can be contaminated because they can't see it, so people often say something bad today. That's probably because you're unlucky to guess that you're wet, in fact, it's not so easy to get lucky, first of all, you have to be very sad and depressed or angry, and you want to hide in the corner and don't see anyone to run into bad luck. If you're happy right away, it's fine. But if you are always sad congratulations, bad luck begins to attract the little elves around you to let them eat your gas is your potential, within a week you will wait for bad luck, bad luck attracts spirits, spirits create bad luck, bad luck turns mildew and finally wraps your whole person in bad luck, who is close to you, mildew will be more or less contaminated with each other a little. For a long time, no one dares to always be near you.

"Ah, my head hurts. My feet hurt so much, and you didn't help me up and apologize to me. The woman sat up slowly with her head in her hands, leaning against a tree on the side of the road.

"Why should we apologize?" This woman is vexatious enough, why should she apologize to us.

"Why don't you apologize for stumbling over me?" Listening to the woman's tone is up to us.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, my nephew is not sensible, we'll leave if it's okay." Cao Jun didn't linger any longer, smiled wryly, picked me up, and ran away quickly back to the ancestral house.

"Huhu...... Finally ran back. ”

"Where have you two gone?" Cao Jun had just run back to the ancestral house, closed the courtyard door, leaned against the door panel, gasped and rested, when his grandfather suddenly appeared and asked us what was wrong.

"We ...... We just went out to the toilet in a hurry! Cao Jun casually made up nonsense.

"Alright, where's the dew?"

"Dew...... Sprinkled. ”

"Scattered! What the hell are you two doing? "Grandpa was angry, the dew should have been changed every seven days, but now it is just the seventh day, but we have not to change it, grandpa has a headache and grabbed the bottle and shook it, and there is really nothing.

"Candles, you say!"

"Let's go...... Went to the toilet. "Grandpa's angry eyes are staring at me, but I look at Cao Jun, think about it, let's help Cao Jun, after all, if grandpa knows that we want to pick dew in the woods, he will not be angry, even if he is not angry, he will definitely be punished with me.

"Candle, come here, why do you smell weird? Smells like flowers. "Although grandpa's eyes are not good, but the nose is better and better the older he gets, and then grandpa closes his eyes and looks at me, it's over, grandpa must have opened his eyes.

"Candle, where did that black mass on your back come from?" Grandpa finally asked.

"From ...... From the toilet door. ”

"Hmph, lie to me again, there is a thatched house in the ancestral house!"

"I don't know, Cao Jun's ......" Before I could finish speaking, the door panel behind me was photographed.

"Anyone? Can you open the door? ”

"What's that guy out there?" Grandpa stared at Cao Jun, and I slowly moved to the side to leak the door panel, but Cao Jun still blocked the door and didn't let it go.

"Master, leave it to me, I'll come, it's a little bit of a romantic debt." Cao Jun smiled and turned around and leaned on the crack of the door, and shouted at the woman outside the door.

"Who asked you to chase ......" But before Cao Jun finished speaking, he was pulled away from the door by his grandfather by the back collar.

"You still have Feng Zhi around your neck, what nonsense are you making up with me here! Get out of the way! Grandpa opened the door directly, and the woman was lying on the other side of the door panel to listen to the movement in the yard, and the grandfather suddenly opened the door, and the woman fell directly into the yard, and immediately got up and smiled awkwardly, "May I ask if this is a half-immortal village?" ”

"Girl, let me ask you first, is it true that this kid said he was your boyfriend?" Grandpa is deliberately embarrassing Cao Jun, after all, Cao Jun has been here for so long, if he really has something to do with this sister, he can't escape grandpa's eyes at all.

"Just him? Also my boyfriend? Ha ha...... Ha ha...... So is this a half-immortal village? Can you tell me? ”

"Huh...... Am I not handsome? Cao Jun felt that he was despised.

"Handsome? Ha ha...... Is this a half-immortal village after all? The woman seemed to have decided that she had to know if this was a half-immortal village.

"Huh...... Slow down and don't send it, not here! This is Han Jiaao, don't mess around anymore if it's okay. Cao Jun said, picking up a piece of firewood from the ground, which had fallen sometime, poked the woman's arm and sent it out.

"Hey, how can you do that? No, it's not, and there's no need to say I'm your wife, hum......"

"Hey, this woman, when did I say she's my wife? I'm so much younger than me, I can't look down on her! The woman went out as she spoke, Cao Jun didn't forget to complain behind her, and the grandfather just wanted to close the door, but the woman suddenly held the door panel with her hand and turned back.

"Girl, is there anything wrong with you?" Grandpa thought that it was a woman who heard Cao Jun complaining and came back to trouble Cao Jun, so he deliberately let Cao Jun go and pulled me aside, ready to watch the excitement.

"If it is produced by water, it must be a water product" (to be continued......)