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"I'll eat first"

The two of them talked, exactly the same, even their looks were almost identical, both of them were the kind of crane-haired and childish images, and the beards on both sides were white. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info [Full text reading]

The old man on the left is very thin, and the old man on the right is a little fatter, but not much fatter. The clothes they wore were like the robes of ancient dynasties, with big holes in them, and the shoes on their feet showed five toes.

Liu Qing's eyesight is relatively good, and he can still see the top of his toes, full of stains, black dust, almost about to scab, he really doubts, if he walks up, will he smell the stench on the two of them, and see his roast bear meat snatched from and over in the hands of the two.

Especially the hands, black, I don't know how much dust and scabs are on them, even if they are washed with water, it is estimated that they will have to be washed seven or eight times before they can be cleaned, and the hands are touching the barbecue, even if the outer layer of meat is peeled off, Liu Qing has absolutely nothing to eat.

"I ate first, I found it first."

"I ate first, I found it first."

"I Eat"

"I Eat"

Seeing that the two kept repeating each other's words, Liu Qing glanced at the corpse of the golden bear behind him, thought about it, and immediately ran to the rear with the golden bear, he had already seen that the two of them should be natives here, and their strength was much higher than their own.

Listening to the tone of the two, as if they were crazy, Liu Qing is not stupid, how could he sit in this place and watch the two quarrel, maybe after the two of them quarreled, they would point the finger at themselves, he did have the intention to ask the two of them what kind of place this is, but thinking that the two of them are crazy, forget it.

He carried the corpse of the golden bear and ran wildly, just running and running, and he stopped, and broke out in a cold sweat, because the two madmen did not know when they appeared in front of him.

He turned his head suddenly, just now the two of them were still coming behind, why did they run to the front in the blink of an eye.

"Give it to me, I'll take a bite first"

"Give it to me, I'll take a bite first"

"You're so dirty, I'll eat first"

"You're so dirty, I'll eat first"

“”

"Boy, run." Modi also sensed that something was wrong with the two.

Liu Qing turned around and ran away again, but he didn't run a few hundred meters, and the two appeared in front of him again, still arguing, and both of them were repeating each other's words.

Seeing this, Liu Qing was ready to slip away again, but all this was in the eyes of the two crazy old men.

"Boy, where are you going?"

"Boy, where are you going?"

The right hands of the two were placed on Liu Qing's shoulder almost at the same time, and they still asked Liu Qing where he was going in unison, which made Liu Qing also chill.

They're just too fast, too fast

It's almost there, and he just didn't have a chance to react before he was caught

If you want to kill yourself, it is estimated that it only takes a breath of time before you die.

"Boy, who do you say this meat is for?" asked the slightly thin old man.

"Give Me Food"

Liu Qing breathed a sigh of relief, the two finally didn't say exactly the same thing, which made him feel like he had seen a ghost, although he still looked like a ghost, but fortunately, the two of them were a little more normal.

"Give Me Food"

"Give Me Food"

Before Liu Qing could speak, the two quarreled again.

"Dare to ask the two of you, where are you from?" Liu Qing arched his hand at the two, since he couldn't leave, he had to accept his fate, no matter what, he would have to die to understand.

One word.

The moment was to silence the two, but the silence was not very long, only about five seconds.

"Where are you from," asked the slightly thin old man.

"Where are you from," the slightly chubby old man glared at him.

“”

Get.

Liu Qing knew that he had asked in vain, and now that he wanted to leave, he probably couldn't leave, and he wouldn't allow him to go when he saw it.

Now the only way is to sit and wait.

However, Liu Qing was really hungry, but when he saw the meat that the two of them were holding, he just had no appetite.

Seeing that the two of them didn't look like they were going to stop, Liu Qing had to find a way to divert the topic and let the two of them take their attention away from the barbecue.

"Two seniors, I don't know what to call them." Liu Qing threw out a blockbuster question, he didn't believe that the two were still very unified on this issue, and they would never be unified again.

"Hahaha, my name is Outer Heaven." The slightly chubby old man said.

"Your name is Outer Heaven, then what is my name" The slightly thin old man didn't have a good breath, "I am Outer Heaven, you are an outsider." ”

"You are an outsider, I am an outsider."

"You are"

"You are"

Liu Qing had a headache, but fortunately, the two said a different word, which made Liu Qing feel a little comforted in his heart, and at the same time, Liu Qing also knew the names of the two, one was called Tianwaitian, and the other was called Outsider.

What a quirky name.

It's just that he can't tell which one is which one is which one yet, but in his heart, he has already divided the identities of the two, the fat one is called the outer sky, and the thinner one is called the outsider.

Seeing that the two began to quarrel again, Liu Qing said: "Two, we are all trapped here, why do we have to be so noisy, everyone can't get out, we will definitely live together in the future, it is better to be harmonious." ”

Just now, Liu Qing thought about a lot of things, and also grasped an important question, that is, since the two of them lived here and lived for so long and did not die, did they have a place to drink water and eat

Therefore, the sentence just now is completely a temptation.

"Why live together"

"Why live together"

Outside the sky and outsiders seemed to be very enthusiastic about answering Liu Qing's questions, and when they saw Liu Qing asking themselves, they glanced at each other and threw out the same question.

Tianwaitian pointed to the sky and said, "You want to trap me in this place, I just don't want to get out." ”

"I'm out of the sky, how can I be trapped."

"Outsiders, I'm the outsider," the fat man roared.

"But you can't get out." Outsiders said with disdain.

"I don't want to go out," Tian Waitian retorted.

"Okay." The outsider grabbed the barbecue with one hand and pulled Tianwaitian's arm with the other, "Then you go out and show me." ”

"Then you let me finish the meat first." Heaven outside the sky said.

"Nope"

"Then I'm not leaving," said the outsider.

"It's a bad day, and a hole has been broken" Tianwaitian suddenly pointed upward, "I'm going out"

This sentence.

Even Liu Qing believed it.

Hearing Tianwaitian say this, he and the outsider looked up almost at the same time, but as soon as he glanced at it, Liu Qing was speechless.

Where is there a hole above, just outside the sky, just want to eat the barbecue in the hand, to attract the attention of outsiders, when the outsider looks up, the barbecue in his hand, has let the outside of the sky to eat more than half.

"How dare you lie to me," the outsider said angrily.

"What's the matter with lying to you, you haven't lied to me for thousands of years," Tianwaitian said proudly, "Who made you look up." ”

Thousands of years

Liu Qing looked at the two of them, but he didn't expect that the two of them had been trapped here for thousands of years, and the more this was the case, the more hope Liu Qing had for survival.

"Begging for beating" The outsider scolded and immediately began to move.

Liu Qing looked at this scene expectantly, wanting to see the strength of the two, but found that the two of them were just like ordinary people, it was the kind of tearing between women at all, but that day outside the sky, when they fell to the ground, they took an extra bite of barbecue.

"It can't be two idiots." Modi said.

Liu Qing also felt that there was such a possibility, seeing that the two were fighting, he hurriedly dragged the golden bear to run away into the distance, this time, Liu Qing ran about a kilometer in one go, and when he thought he could breathe a sigh of relief, he found that the two of them appeared in front of him again at some point.

Liu Qing really didn't know what words to use to describe his inner mood, there were really thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in his heart, saying that the two of them had no strength at all, but they ran faster than the plane, saying that the two of them had strength, but Liu Qing didn't find it at all.

Now he can't run away if he wants to, so Liu Qing has to sit on the ground and watch the two quarrel.

At this time, Liu Qing's stomach began to growl, and he looked at the sloppy barbecue that was already fighting for in the hands of the two, and suddenly lost his appetite.

Anyway, the two of them can follow them anytime and anywhere, Liu Qing didn't pay attention to it, and returned to the original way with the corpse of the golden bear, and came to the place where the barbecue was before.

Outside the world and outsiders, the two looked at the barbecue on the shelf, and then looked at the barbecue in their hands, they all snorted coldly, and actually threw away the barbecue in their hands, rushed to Liu Qing's face, and looked at the steaming barbecue.

Seeing the appearance of the two, Liu Qing didn't know what was going on, but he didn't expect to unknowingly discover the handle of the two.

"Want to eat," Liu Qing asked.

The two nodded in unison.

The sky wanted to reach out, but it was stopped by outsiders.

"What are you doing, it's all baked for me to eat"

"Roast it for me to eat," said the Outer Heaven angrily.

"Give me something to eat"

"What I Eat"

"This is what I baked, of course I call the shots, do you say yes." Liu Qing interrupted the two of them, "I finally found food, if you eat and drink for nothing, isn't it a little uninteresting, otherwise you think about it and see if there is anything to exchange." ”

"Exchange" Extraterrestrial and Alien pondered at the same time, "Boy, give me food, I will teach you the supreme mastery." ”

"Give me food, and I'll teach you one step to the sky." The outsider said.

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