Chapter 300: The Demon God is drunk
Oni Che had something in his heart, and soon after he closed his eyes and fell asleep, his own alertness stimulated him to wake up.
Rubbing his aching head, his consciousness was actually a little chaotic, he casually took the tea handed by someone, and after swallowing a cup of "Goodong", his dry throat felt a lot more comfortable, he looked up at the person in front of him, frowned slightly and said, "Why are you two in my room?" It doesn't mean that I have lost my temper and wants to win my forgiveness, right? ”
Yu Fang sat on the chair, shook her legs, and said with an ambiguous smile: "What do you say?" If it weren't for us, you would be in more pain at this moment, right? Why are you not grateful at all? ”
Ghost Che stared at Su Su and Yu Fang in front of him, seeing that they were both smiling at him ambiguously, his heart became inexplicably uneasy, and he sighed and said, "You two don't dangle in front of my eyes. What about Xiyue? Hasn't she come back yet? ”
Su Su reached out and touched a handful of ghosts to reveal her snow-white and cold skin, and once again turned into the appearance of Bai Xiyue, covered her mouth and said with a chuckle: "Lord Heguang, why do you still think about the goddess of Xiyue, you don't forget it for a while, even when you are in love, you are a lady, and the lady's light call is so tender." ”
"yes, I was surprised when I heard it outside." Yu Fang also said warmly.
Ghost Che listened to the two of them sing and harmonize, and sat up from the bed even more uncomfortably, and shouted impatiently: "I'm asking Bai Xiyue if she's back!" Where the hell did he go! Don't fool me by being like her! ”
Su Su was so frightened by Ghost Che's attitude that she shrank back, and replied tremblingly: "The Xiyue Divine Maiden has already taken Xuanyuan Qing's soul to the Pure Land of Bliss, why don't you just sit here and wait for her, anyway, she will come back to the mortal world with you sooner or later." ”
The ghost covered the evil face with green silk, because of the relationship between the poison, the previous memory was actually intermittently unclear, and it was Bai Xiyue or Su Su who was in love with him? He was really a little confused, so he could only pull down his face and ask, "Who was accompanying me just now!" ”
Su Su replied as a matter of course: "Just now the two of us were with you, and you slept in a daze?" Of course, this just pointed to the ghost before he woke up, but Su Su didn't explain much.
Ghost Che's heart sank, thinking that when men and women were in love, it seemed that Xuanyuan Hao was hitting Bai Xiyue's open enchantment outside the door, and asked with a fluke mentality: "What about Xuanyuan Hao?" ”
Su Su replied without thinking, "Lord Heavenly Emperor has returned to the Divine Realm. ”
Hearing that Xuanyuan Hao had returned to the God Realm, Ghost Che was really a little flustered.
If it was Bai Xiyue who had a relationship with him, how could Xuanyuan Hao leave? You should stay and settle accounts with him, right? Hurriedly asked again: "What about Wu Shaoqing?" ”
Su Su stood up and pushed open the window, and there was a burst of laughter from the ghost queen outside, and said helplessly and funny: "Lord Demon God is really playing with the ghost queens, and now I guess I'm happy." ”
Ghost Che grabbed Su Su's wrist, stared at her with his eyes turned red, and asked seriously: "You'd better give me a serious answer to the question, who gave me the solution to the poison!" ”
Su Su shook his head again and again at this time, and said with a very embarrassed expression: "Lord Heguang, you still don't want to ask me this question, okay?" The Emperor of Heaven and Aunt Hong forbade us to mention this matter, and if we spoke out, we would be punished by the Heavenly Thunder, requiring us to mention it to anyone. Don't worry, we'll keep your business a secret. ”
There is indeed no sign of lying in her words, Xuanyuan Hao and Aunt Hong are not allowed to say it? Ghost Che didn't want to think about it further, seeing Su Su's frightened expression, he frowned and asked, "Why didn't they let you say it?" Tell me why. ”
Su Su's cheeks flushed, and she whispered embarrassedly: "Lord Heguang, if you say this kind of thing, it won't be good for your marriage with the Xiyue Goddess, right?" You should also pay more attention in the mortal world in the future. She took out a small bottle of potion from her body and reminded her: "This bottle can solve the ordinary poison in the mortal world, you should keep it with you at all times just in case." ”
Ghost Che picked up the things Su Su gave him and asked with a stunned expression, "Who was Bai Xiyue with before leaving?" ”
Su Su replied honestly: "The Xiyue Priestess and the Demon God are chatting together, and then they will go to the Pure Land of Bliss." ”
It was really not Bai Xiyue who was with him, Ghost Che raised his hand and patted his head hard, lay back on the bed directly, and said in annoyance: "Ah, it's really bad, Yu Fang, I really want to kill you now." While I have my senses now, and the most important thing is that I don't cultivate, you can get me out quickly. ”
"Kazumitsu-sama, are you alright?" Su Su reached out and touched Ghost Che's forehead, and asked worriedly.
"Smack" Ghost Che slapped Su Su's hand away, in the end, he still blamed his perseverance for not being firm enough, and was stunned by Su Su's changing Bai Xiyue, he forcibly suppressed his anger and said, "I'll let you go out first!" I want to change my clothes! ”
Su Su is not the kind of fool who touches people against the scales, Ghost Che has already said this, hurriedly retreated from his bed, turned his head to look at Yu Fang, saluted and said goodbye: "I have prepared your replacement clothes, according to the rules, I have wiped your body before you wake up, and Su Su will retire." ”
Hearing the footsteps of Su Su leaving, the ghost who turned his back hadn't forgotten the other person in the room, and casually picked up the bed and jade pillow and smashed it in the direction of Yu Fang, and shouted loudly: "And you!" What are you staying here for?! You don't want to expect me to do anything for you! ”
Yu Fang didn't dodge when she saw the jade pillow smashed it, let the hard jade stone smash on her head, and the blood flowed, she reached out and touched the blood stains on her face, licked her bright red fingers, and said indifferently: "Heguang, you really have a big temper, it's just a joke, Bai Xiyue won't mind." It's just that I envy you when I see your beautiful picture. When you're gone, I'll let Su Su stay with me for another night. ”
He jumped down from the chair, covered his forehead with his hand, and said regretfully: "Ahhhh ”
Even if Yu Fang begged for his forgiveness in this way, Ghost Che was even more angry, just thinking, until he had the ability to make the blood flow clean, he casually picked up another jade pillow and smashed it at Yu Fang and shouted: "Quickly disappear from in front of me!" ”
This time, Yu Fang didn't stupidly accept the attack of the ghost's weak and explosive anymore, quickly flashed to the door, closed the door and said: "Okay, I disappeared, it's all my fault today, and I will definitely find a way to make up for my mistakes in the future." ”
The door was closed, and Su Su, who was standing outside waiting, took Yu Fang in his arms and asked with a smile, "Lord Yu Fang, do you think Lord Wako will believe our words?" ”
Yu Fang closed his purple eyes, and the corners of his mouth hooked up with a victorious smile and said: "If it was him who was cultivated, he would definitely recognize it as Bai Xiyue at the beginning, and he would never ask you like this, but it's a pity that he is only a little stronger than mortals now, plus the confusion between you and me before, and now the perfect cooperation, he will definitely think that the woman who helped him relieve the drug is Su Su you, not Bai Xiyue." ”
It's a nice thing to say, Su Su reminded and said, "We can't hide such a thing for long, right?" After all, the goddess of Xiyue is no longer a virgin, and the eyes of Lord Heguang are very poisonous, and he and the goddess of Xiyue get along all day and night, sleeping together, and your plan will be seen through in less than half a day. ”
His plan was only halfway through, Yu Fang looked up at Su Su, who was well-versed, and said leisurely: "Of course, this black cauldron is to let Wu Shaoqing carry it." ”
I saw Yu Fang pinching in his hand, injecting a holy white light into Su Su's body, and said commandingly: "Do you look at the perfection of your changing Bai Xiyue again?" ”
Su Su took out the bronze mirror he carried with him, looked at his appearance, looked down at the color of his long hair, and said in surprise: "It's really perfect, even the color of the hair has changed without any difference." He suddenly looked at Yu Fang, pointed at his flat mouth and said, "Oh! It turns out that you deliberately didn't help me change my hair before! ”
The previous imperfect illusion technique was to let Oni Toru discover that the Bai Xiyue he saw for the first time was Susu, not himself.
If it's too perfect for the ghost to find out, it's not fun.
Yu Fang's face looked even more innocent with a smile, pointing to the most lively place in the Forget Worry Qing Pavilion, squinting and smiling: "Let's go, let's go and meet Wu Shaoqing now, he, everything is amazing, the only thing that doesn't give is that the wine is not very good, very bad." I deliberately took out Qingqiu Sihua New Year's Wine to entertain our Demon God, and I guess no one will recognize the one who has drunk it this time. ”
It's been a long time since I've encountered something so interesting.
Su Su put down Yu Fang in her arms, deliberately kept a distance and said, "We are like the way the Xiyue Goddess and the Hades get along." ”
Yu Fang clapped her hands and sat in the air with auspicious clouds, and said indifferently: "Just let Ghost Che see you and Wu Shaoqing together, and leave the rest to me to handle." ”
Su Su nodded, and flew as light as a butterfly to Wu Shaoqing's seat below.
The appearance of the demon god after drinking, it really makes people can't believe it after seeing it, Wu Shaoqing at this time is lying down, a pair of sea-blue phoenix eyes are already drunk and hazy, the eyes are slightly red, the cheeks are slightly drunk, I don't know when he has taken off the crown of hair on his head and threw it aside, the long sea-blue hair is scattered like flowing water in the banquet, and the delicate and enchanting appearance is more seductive than the woman.
After seeing Su Su, he beckoned with a smile and said, "Isn't this Xiyue?" You're back so soon? Why don't you come over and have a few drinks with me, and then go to that bastard of the ghost." ”
Su Su stepped forward to support Wu Shaoqing, and said in Bai Xiyue's tone: "Shaoqing, you are drunk, I will help you to rest in the house." ”