Chapter 13: Turning the Sky Upside Down
When Jiang Shiyun rushed over with the Chunlan sisters, there were seven or eight stout women with big shoulders and round waists standing densely in the kitchen, some holding their arms and stomping on the threshold to pick their teeth, and some sitting by the basin to wash.
Chun Tao is a lively person, and when she saw this posture, she immediately became excited, "Ha, I didn't expect the eldest man's family to be so magnificent, and so many mothers-in-law are used in one kitchen!" ”
Jiang Shiyun raised her head and counted, and couldn't help sneering, "The eldest uncle's family is a dignified fourth-grade young Zhan Shi, and there are always one hundred and eighty people in the family." I'm afraid these cooks won't be enough? ”
She said the opposite, Chunlan understood, where could Chun Tao hear it?
"Ah" and asked, "The old man is so powerful?" Can you raise so many people? But I see that the eldest lady is going to pick us up today, and there are not many people in the car? ”
Chunlan took her elbow and crutched her sister, "What do you know?" Is it called a low-key wife? ”
Jiang Shiyun almost didn't burst out laughing when she heard the word "low-key", thinking that Chunlan was really studious, and she didn't expect her to remember it after saying it a few times along the way.
It's a good word, isn't it low-key?
These mothers-in-law were obviously instructed in advance, and they lowered their heads one by one and only took care of themselves, and no one paid attention to the sound of speech when they heard it.
Since the mountain is not me, then I will come to the mountain.
She Jiang Shiyun is also a person who can bend and stretch!
With a smile on the corner of her mouth, she stepped forward with a food box and introduced herself, "Mothers have worked hard!" I'm the daughter of the second master who just came to the house, and I saw that it was late and I was hungry, so I came to the kitchen to find something to eat! ”
Her purpose is clear, to find something to eat!
After a long time, the mother-in-law who was picking her teeth on the threshold raised her head and glanced at her, and said disdainfully, "Miss Nephew has just arrived, I'm afraid she doesn't know the rules of our house!" ”
Jiang Shiyun had a faint smile on her face, and asked her quietly, "I don't know what rules there are in the house?" ”
The woman seemed to be the head of the kitchen, squinted at her, and looked at the countryman with a look of a city person, "The rule in our house is not to eat at noon!" ”
After that, she looked at the three thin little girls in front of her with a sneer.
Mrs. has just asked people to instruct them, they can't give them a little food, who makes these people not know the height of the sky!
"Oh? Is it? Jiang Shiyun was not annoyed or angry, and smiled lightly, "We people from the poor countryside really don't know so many rules in Beijing!" ”
Seeing that the woman's face was clear, she paused and changed to a cowardly expression, "Mom, can you give us a few plates of snacks?" My mother is still sick, what if she is hungry, wouldn't she have to trouble my aunt to ask for medicine? ”
Joke: Hasn't she seen the world?
Hum!
The rule of not eating at noon is bullshit!
Even if the house really doesn't eat for lunch, the Qian family will not be wronged by himself and his two daughters, and there are some small food cushions to make up for it at night.
She didn't believe in this trick!
That mother-in-law might as well be so difficult for this girl, she has already said that she won't eat for lunch, and she is still cheeky and snackful?
She couldn't help but get annoyed, and waved her hand like a fly, "It's really from the countryside, and you can eat it like a pig!" My wife and lady don't eat at night. ”
Finally showing the fox's tail is here!
Jiang Shiyun smiled coldly and stepped forward, staring at the woman fiercely with her hands on her waist, "Who is the pig to scold?" Is it the aunt who gave you the courage or the lobby sister, ah? ”
The woman rushed up coldly, and looked like a fierce dominatrix, and her heart was weak, and she leaned back, almost not tripping over the threshold and sleeping a dog eating shit.
She shook her body and grabbed the door frame before she could barely stand firm, and pointed at Jiang Shiyun angrily, "You little, how dare you call the old lady like this?" ”
Anyway, Mrs. doesn't take them seriously, and she is not even as good as a subordinate in this house, so she naturally has nothing to fear.
Jiang Shiyun saw that she was finally angry, and secretly applauded in her heart, she just wanted to provoke you, stupid thing!
"Old pious woman, dare to scold me for being a cheap hoof? Sue you, I and the young lady in this house are cousins, and scolding me is tantamount to scolding them! ”
She lit the mother-in-law's nose with one hand, and waved her hand at Chunlan and Chuntao behind her with the other hand, and shouted, "Teach me a lesson for this old thing who doesn't know whether to live or die, dare to scold the lobby sister and the second cousin for being cheap, it's really impatient!" ”
The mother-in-law was anxious when she heard this, when did she scold the eldest lady and the second lady for being cheap?
Just as he was about to open his big mouth and quarrel with Jiang Shiyun, Chunlan and Chuntao rushed forward.
They had long been so angry with the way they did it in this house, and when they heard this, they couldn't help but roll up their sleeves and stepped forward, and slapped the old woman a few times when they opened their bows left and right.
They all had two blows under their hands, and they didn't show any mercy at all, and the woman was beaten so that Venus was everywhere in front of her eyes and the corners of her lips were bleeding.
She suffered such a big loss, where could she swallow it, and roared to greet the mothers-in-law in the yard, "The little sluts have been bullied to the end, don't you still do it?" ”
Jiang Shiyun saw that the mothers-in-law came up with their arms stretched out and their sleeves rolled up, relying on their flexible bodies, kicked away the head in front of them, and jumped into the kitchen in three or two steps.
She winked at the Chunlan sisters and shouted, "Help, the mother-in-law in the kitchen is turning the sky upside down and is going to kill someone!" ”
These mothers-in-law are not all from the kitchen, but they are just rough mothers-in-law in the house, who were called over by Jiang Shijing to scare Jiang Shiyun.
With a little strength, where do you put these little girls in your eyes?
Listening to the call of the leader, one by one pounced on him without fear of death, thinking that he would let a few of you little hooves toss, are you still afraid that you will not succeed?
Chunlan and Chun Tao also jumped into the kitchen, and the two of them grabbed the food shelf and threw it out.
Jiang Shiyun touched a basket of eggs, and her heart was so happy that she was bubbling, so she picked one up and threw it in the face of the head who was crawling out.
"Poof", the egg yolk and egg liquid flowed all over the woman's face, blurring her eyes.
She rubbed her eyes and scolded at the same time, "Little slut, dare to touch the things in the kitchen, when the wife and the eldest lady know, you will definitely look good!" ”
"Old pious woman, I want you to look good first!" didn't allow her to answer, Jiang Shiyun picked up the wooden basin on the stove and poured it over, watering her with a heartbreak!
Chunlan and Chuntao sisters threw enough of the dishes on the vegetable shelf, and felt that it was not enough, so they touched the dishes in the cupboard and threw them over like darts.
The crisp sound of broken porcelain, mixed with the cries of the mothers-in-law crying wolves, the kitchen seems to have staged a full martial arts!