"Hey, they told him to be careful of the secret weapon, but he didn't listen. This time, it can be regarded as self-inflicted. ”

Liu Ming said seriously, a trace of sympathy and pity flashed in his eyes.

A good living person, just because he is greedy for beautiful women, just because he insults himself, and finally makes such an ending, which is pitiful enough.

Liu Ming even grabbed a handful of soil from the ground and covered him: "You are dead, I will bury you with this handful of soil." Do you see how good I am to you? ”

"Phew!" Ling'er finally couldn't stand Liu Ming's disgusting movements, and said angrily, "You're enough!" Do you still have sympathy and pity for him? You don't know how happy you are! ”

Liu Ming glared at her and said, "What do you women know?" Although he peeked at you and wanted to kill me, he deserved to die. You see, if I had just subdued him, and cut off his hands and feet, and cut off his tongue, and gouged out his eyes, so that he could not beat me, scold me, or look at you, would there be nothing? Though...... It's cruel, but at least he's still alive, don't you say? ”

Ling'er stared at Liu Ming with wide eyes, as if she knew him for the first time.

Then, Liu Ming was tragic.

Because Ling'er kicked over again: "Liu Ming, why are you so disgusting!" Cut people into sticks, and be proud, why don't you die! ”

"Ahh

Liu Ming screamed, and then said angrily: "You woman, why do you kick me at every turn? Can you still have fun? Ah, you stop me, I'm going to call back! ”

Liu Ming got up, with a fierce face, and strode towards Ling'er.

Ling'er looked up at Liu Ming with her chest up, and said disdainfully: "Want to beat this girl? You fight! This girl stands here and does not move, as long as you dare to hit me, this girl will split you, believe it or not! ”

This sentence completely angered Liu Ming, and Liu Ming raised his hand towards her...... Ass spanking!

Bang Bang Bang!

"Don't dare to hit you? Can you still kill Lao Tzu? Even if you kill Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will condemn you today! ”

Bang Bang Bang!

"You fought back, why didn't you fight back? Aren't you going to hack me? I don't believe in evil anymore, you are a little girl, you fight and kill at every turn, do you really think you are a little demon girl? ”

After hitting more than a dozen times, Liu Ming saw that she didn't have the slightest reaction, so he couldn't help but look up. Then, he was stunned.

What's going on? Why is her face redder than the sun that has descended to the west? Is she playing with me? Why didn't she speak?

"You, you've been beaten stupidly?" Liu Ming stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her.

"Bastard!" Ling'er reacted, glared at Liu Ming with shame and annoyance, turned around and ran. Don't mention Liu Ming or anything like that.

Liu Ming touched his head for some reason, and said inexplicably: "Bastard? How did I jerk off? I didn't do anything to you, you kicked me, and I just beat me back. ”

Liu Ming was still puzzled......

For the first time, Ling'er found out that that place was so sensitive. And, naturally, it was the first time she had been slapped here by another person.

At that time, she was angry, she was about to kick Liu Ming, and suddenly found that the whole person seemed to be overpowered, crispy and numb.

That strange feeling is a thousand times stronger than when Liu Ming secretly kissed himself yesterday!

She found that she had no strength left, as if she would fall to the ground at any moment.

So she couldn't resist.

And she didn't know that although she agreed with Liu Ming to call her wife and Liu Ming's husband, she was not in love with Liu Ming.

And at this moment, there is something called a seed in my heart, which begins to sprout.

What exactly is the fruit that sprouts and grows, then time will tell.

But I have to say that the effect of Liu Ming's fight is still obvious. Because when Ling'er faced herself again, her face was ruddy, and she didn't dare to look at herself, and she was as well-behaved as a kitten.

"When did this woman become transsexual?" Liu Ming blinked, thinking suspiciously.

The place where the two of them are going is Snake Mountain, where Liu Ming won the Xuantie Divine Sword.

Because Gao Shan felt that his name brought the mountain, and he was tall and mighty, it was most beneficial for him to clean up Liu Ming on the mountain.

Liu Ming killed his apprentice, and he didn't want to pay attention to this guy. But when I think of too many enemies coming, let's solve one first.

This is called each break, so that it will not wait until all the enemies come, and swarm themselves into slag, so that it will be a big loss.

Takayama was right about his understanding, he was indeed tall and mighty.

The word "tall and mighty" is not used independently, and needs to have a contrasting object.

For example, if Liu Ming is 1.76 meters tall and stands with Ling'er, who is 1.72 meters tall, others will think that Ling'er is very tall, but Liu Ming is not tall at all.

However, if Liu Ming stands with a third-grade elementary school student, then he will naturally look super tall.

Gao Shan may have this mentality, so he was only 1.6 meters tall, and he carried a dwarf with him - if he had a dwarf, he could also be called a dwarf.

The person who got the dwarf was also from the Alpine faction. His name is Gao Zhu, and he is Gao Shan's younger brother, who is also sixty years old this year.

Takayama was wearing a white robe, the robe was indeed very long, anyway, the part that fell to the ground was at least thirty centimeters.

I don't know if he can get used to walking, will he step on his robe and fall into a?

The wind was blowing on the mountain, and the robes of the mountains were hunting.

Gao Zhu took a few steps back and exclaimed, "Big brother, you and I haven't come down the mountain for almost thirty years, right?" With your current demeanor, wherever you go, you can attract countless beautiful girls! Little brother, my eyes are red with envy! ”

Gao Shan's arm is not long, but he waved his arm very chicly, looking modest, in fact, he couldn't hide his complacent look: "Brother is old after all, it's okay to attract beautiful girls." However, if it's a young woman or a mature woman, I don't mind! ”

Gao Zhu's eyes lit up and said, "Brother likes young women and mature women? Do you like the royal sister? ”

The corners of Gao Shan's mouth twitched fiercely.

Although he was almost seventy years old, he looked like he was only forty or fifty years old because of his kung fu practice.

But after all, the age is there, if he likes the royal sister, then it can't be an old woman over eighty?

Come to think of it, the mountains have an urge to vomit.

He glared at Gao Zhu and snorted lightly, "Unless this royal sister is a late-stage heaven-level master!" ”

Gao Zhu smiled and didn't say anything more.

"Wife, how do you feel when you hear such a disgusting conversation as soon as you come?"

A voice suddenly sounded, startling Gao Shan and Gao Zhu.

"Who?" The two searched at the same time, and when they turned around, they saw a man and a woman standing behind them. The man is extremely handsome, and he is also ...... Tall!

Of course, this kind of tallness is compared to the two brothers of Gao Shan and Gao Zhu. In fact, in Liu Ming's eyes, if his figure is not as good as Lao Cao, he is not mighty. If you are less than 1.95 meters tall, you are not tall.

"Big brother, how could someone appear behind us quietly? You know, you are a master in the early stage of the heaven level, and I am a master in the late stage of the earth level! Gao Zhu exclaimed.

Gao Shan's face sank, glared at Gao Zhu and said, "Of course I know, so, these two people are not simple!" ”

Then he said coldly: "If I guess correctly, you are Liu Ming, right?" Did you kill my apprentice and junior brother? ”

Liu Ming shook his head and said, "If I said that I didn't kill them, would you believe it?" ”

"You still want to quibble!" Gao Shan said in a cold voice.

Liu Ming sighed: "Since you have to think that they were killed by me, then treat them as if they were killed by me." However, I have one more piece of news for you. ”

"What's the news?" Takayama asked in surprise.

"Do you have a disciple named Gao Zongheng? Hey, he molested my wife, and when I saw it, I chased him and beat him. Who knows, that guy is so stupid that he accidentally stepped on the gutter and drowned in the stinky water in the gutter......"

Burst!

Ling'er laughed when she heard this, and glanced at Liu Ming angrily. Meaning, you are embarrassed to tell such a lie that a three-year-old child doesn't believe?

Of course, Liu Ming was embarrassed, so he continued to be serious: "Hey, I'm very confused and surprised. That stinky ditch, I measured with a ruler, it was only three centimeters deep at most, how he drowned! I think it's a wonderful scientific topic. You wait, I'll call the experts to study and study, maybe the results of the research will be obtained, and your apprentice can get some kind of award. ”

Ling'er laughed out loud again.

"Bastard!"

But the mountains were furious.

Liu Ming came, but his apprentice didn't come, which means that he is now more than lucky.

And Liu Ming humiliated his apprentice so much, if he could still talk to Liu Ming calmly, it would be really hell.

So he pulled out a big axe from behind his back, pointed at Liu Ming and said, "Liu Ming, I heard that your strength is good, and you are not inferior to the mid-stage masters of the prefecture level in the early stage of the prefecture level." Then I'm going to see if you, a junior in the early stage of the earth level, can hold on for a few seconds in the face of my big master in the early stage of the heaven level! ”

Liu Ming shrank back, and said with a smile: "Do you want to bully the small with the big?" Bullying the weak? You're so shameless! No wonder all of you people from the Gaoshan Sect are so shameless, if the young ones can't do it, the old ones will go up. It turns out that it's all inherited from you! ”

Liu Ming straightened up again, pointed at Ling'er and said, "To deal with you short old man, you don't need me to go out in person." My wife can take care of you! ”

Then he picked up Ling'er's little hand and kissed it, and said, "Wife, beat him for me!" Let him understand that his name is Gao Shan, which is simply an insult! ”

"Give me death!"

Gao Shan completely erupted, and the axe slashed fiercely, slashing towards Liu Ming.

Liu Ming was not afraid at all. Joke, standing behind a late heaven-level master, if you are still afraid of a late-stage heaven-level garbage, then what's the point of living by yourself?

Sure enough, Ling'er did not disappoint Liu Ming.

With a coquettish snort, she took the black iron ruler from Liu Ming's arms - no, it should be called the golden iron ruler now, and whipped towards the high mountain.